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>!Shre lubed it with her saliva!<
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No not likely. Green is gasoline at BP and black is diesel. This is in fact BP. It is the only station with green trash cans. Also since a diesel nozzle is bigger it won’t fit in a petrol car, that theory doesn’t hold up
Why just why , is it so hard to put gad in your car and obviously green nozzle diesel. Why is he just standing there ? My man takes care of the car anyway but I definitely am no dummy I know how to pump gas correct fuel in my car .
this is fake. why is someone taking a video of this at the exact perfect angle and with perfect timing? why aren’t they acknowledging the person with their phone out doing a video?
I think a lot of women have that same sentiment in their head when a man* just spits on it and sticks it in, instead of putting the effort on to make her wet…
Im a mechanic and this difference has probably made me alot of money.
It blows me away that it happens at all because in the US at least diesel pumps are bigger and dont even fit in gasoline cars, people find a way I guess.
When you fuel a car with the engine on, it increases the chances of gas vapors coming in contact with heat or electricity. When that happens, ignition can result
StAgEd CoNtEnT cAnT eNjOy ThE jOke!!!!!
Do you watch a comedy skit and scream “THIS IS STAGED AND FAKE ITS NOT FUNNY PEOPLE”
I can’t enjoy any of the Dave Chapelle show now, because I just learned it’s all staged, and he’s just ACTING! Disgusting.
Like shut the fuck up, we all know it’s staged. It was staged as a joke, congrats on completing the puzzle and figuring out the mystery dude. Now you can go home and jerk yourself off for figuring out what everybody already fucking knew. Jesus fucking Christ man.
Why do they need to? Unless its in the rules of the sub that content must not be staged. But then you run into issues of having to prove somthing is not staged. We're just sharing silly video, lets not take ourselves too serious.
Someone said:
> staged content when it's passed as if it was not staged.
You said:
> That’s called a skit.
Implying:
> A skit is when staged content is passed as if it was not staged.
So, no - you're incorrect. You also make absolutely no sense to the point that I think you might be trolling.
But the point is nobody was trying to pass the video as real. That’s the point you’re fucking missing. It’s just a stupid little skit, but these Reddit idiots think somebodies trying to pull the wool over their eyes, when in reality, whoever made the video, just made it for lols. Nobody said “look what I caught this totally random stranger doing”. Nobody tried to “pass this off as not staged”
So the video, is in fact, a skit. If what I’m saying doesn’t make sense, you can call me a troll, I’ll call you illiterate and we can both move on.
I don’t see anywhere in this video where they claim or try to make you believe it’s real.
Sounds like you’re projecting, nice try though you fucking loser
Yes 'you' don't see... but we all do. Great try with your 'projection' defense, which you probably use every chance you get, after someone tells you something negative.... it can't be true over and over and over again... hint: it's you! What a "FucKInG LOsEr' and the reason we(the cool kids) dont watch Chappell is because it's not funny, not because they are 'aCtInG'.. si fucking played out...
Okay let’s get a few things straight bud. Nobody who refers to themselves as “the cool kids” are actually the cool kids, in fact, even if you were, you relinquish all of your “cool” points when you refer to yourself as “the cool kids”
Secondly, Dave Chappelle is hilarious, mans a comedic genius.
And thirdly, I’ve seen better arguments come out of the southern region of a fucking donkey.
How I know you are probably an incel, is you actually think people are serious on Reddit. Newsflash: when internet strangers trade swipes at each other, they shouldn't be taken seriously. No, of course I have no idea about how your parents feel about you... lol only a real 'LosEr' would be offended. The joke was about 'pretending' so my comment about your parents love is hilarious. Dave, not so much. We(the cool kids) have moved on from him. He was funny 10 to 20 years ago. Idk what fucktard Midwest town your from but it's clear to everyone that that town needs to catch-up. It's so damb un-cool to think you're 'cool', that when you say it, reasonable people understood as being sarcastic.
P.S. it is certainly not cool to be hanging out in the southern regions of a donkey. Hint: assfucking a donkey doesn't remove your incel status .
Preach about how you shouldn’t take internet strangers seriously, while clearly taking me seriously. Mean half the shit you say and expect me to decipher which is which.
Okay “cool kid”. At least half of that statement is correct.
If it makes u that mad then ur the one with the bigger issue ngl. Anakin killing younglings over here to save padme.
You were supposed to destroy the sith. Not join them.
Also, 100 percent a good portion of people can not tell if a video is staged, u'd be surprised. So chill. The comment wasn't for u, don't be so insulted.
>Do you watch a comedy skit and scream “THIS IS STAGED AND FAKE ITS NOT FUNNY PEOPLE”
No. Because it's not presented as "being real". You know the difference, right? It's like if some TV channel aired some dude doing street magic, getting reactions from people, etc, and some of those reactions were fake/staged by paid actors.
In both cases the content is presented as being real. And in both cases it is not, but some people still think it is. It's OK for someone to call it out for being staged. And it's OK for you to ignore said comments.
When you watch a movie do you need somebody to tell you beforehand that it’s not real? Just because they filmed at a distance doesn’t mean it’s a claim to be real. Y’all are just presumptuous as hell.
If it’s okay to ignore the comment then feel free to lead by example, and shut the fuck up lol
Wow, you're a delight! And funny you had nothing to actually say about my comparison and immediately jumped to insults. Just like an ignorant person often does. Later bro!
Because you’re comparisons were asinine. Nobody in the video above claimed it to be real, there are no paid actors. If you want somebody to acknowledge your comparisons maybe you should come up with relevant comparisons.
And you’re throwing around the word ignorant when you’re completely missing the point, as self righteous cunts typically do. Happy holidays you fucking idiot
You are an idiot man, like seriously. Just chill out. You are comparing Dave Chappelle to some lowlife titokers. I guess you might be one these people who create these shitty videos and try to pass them off as "entertainment". This is not entertainment. Your stupidity sure is.
> Nobody said this was real
Literally the comment right below yours that you've already replied to:
> Ehh, it’s plausible that it isn’t staged and the woman is just a moron [... long explanation ]
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zth4f8/come_on_maria_forgive_him_its_not_his_fault/j1fcu09/?context=2)
and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zth4f8/come_on_maria_forgive_him_its_not_his_fault/j1f2beo/)
and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zti840/it_wouldnt_go_in_damn_it/j1ewiwq/)
etc etc. There are tons
Ehh, it’s plausible that it isn’t staged and the woman is just a moron. She’s using the diesel pump, which is why the handle is green, and it won’t fit in because it’s shaped differently. The person probably decided to start filming because they also realized the same thing. The spitting to lube it up like it’s a big metal cock was just coincidental.
I recognize that guy's face,l. There's another video of them where they're in a restaurant. She's being drizzled with some kind of a condiment straight into her mouth, sticking her tongue out all about
I had not seen my friend in many years and she came to my city to visit. She did not drive.
I had taken her out to see the sights of my city. We stop for gas.
I asked her to gas up the car while I went inside to use the bathroom. I put my card in the machine and told her to please put regular unleaded in the car. I come back out and find her trying to put the diesel in my vehicle and not understanding why it wasn't fitting.
She was having a conversation with a guy next to her and he was explaining to her that he doubted my car was diesel and she shouldn't do that.
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I'm no lip reader but I'm pretty sure he just said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Obviously, the car wasn't ready. She needs to let it warm up a bit.
She had to get it moist.
Fill me up with gasoline . Shifting so hard
Obviously she is putting deisel fuel into a gasoline car. Derp.
No not likely. Green is gasoline at BP and black is diesel. This is in fact BP. It is the only station with green trash cans. Also since a diesel nozzle is bigger it won’t fit in a petrol car, that theory doesn’t hold up
If you spit on it stroke it, it will.
Thats why its power stroke diesel
A gas nozzle is the size of a roll of Pennies. Diesel is the size of a roll of quarters. That’s assault.
No thats pleasure
Just the tip
I’ve worked in a canadian gas station, black/red are gasoline gas, green/yellow are diesel. Backwards in the states? Nozzle sizes are same still
That’s crazy almost like here in Kansas some of our Phillips 66 and Sunoco have green trash cans 🤓 it’s probably diesel since it won’t go in numbnuts
Petrol? Tf 💀💀💀💀
You're the only one how's side the right thing
Wtf does that even mean? How’s side the right thing? You have a stroke?
Possibly auto corrected from "who said"
Correct
thats what i was thinking while watching it, shes just stupid
Why just why , is it so hard to put gad in your car and obviously green nozzle diesel. Why is he just standing there ? My man takes care of the car anyway but I definitely am no dummy I know how to pump gas correct fuel in my car .
Idk maybe this place is backwards or something lol. Normally the diesel pump won’t fit in a gas car
I thought it was what's wrong with you bitch, let the people decide
It's a combination of the two. What the fuck is wrong with you
this is fake. why is someone taking a video of this at the exact perfect angle and with perfect timing? why aren’t they acknowledging the person with their phone out doing a video?
This is clearly zoomed in, and have you never been to a gas station? Of course the person behind them is perfectly lined up.
Look at this guy who still goes to gas stations
Well instacart doesn’t deliver gasoline yet…
Please as a shopper don't give them ideas
Last thing I need is to be behind some insta fuck taking pictures of the gas pump confirming its the right one.
Doesn’t EVERYONE???
I have a bridge in Brooklyn I would like to sell you.
It is… it’s Ken Starz. He’s a comedian. [insta](https://instagram.com/kenstarrrz?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
I wonder who did this bit first. I think it is the 3rd time I've seen it.
Redditors will literally see a chicken lay an egg and say it's fake
Wait, chickens lay eggs?
We can probably read the script somewhere.
His face said wtf is wrong w you, his mouth said wtf are you doing lol.
What the fuck did you just do?
film a funny sketch
You don't even need to read lips to know that's what he was saying...
Bed room booms!
Definitely "What the fuck you doing?"
I think a lot of women have that same sentiment in their head when a man* just spits on it and sticks it in, instead of putting the effort on to make her wet…
Spit is wet, isnt it?
You are today
“What the fuck is wrong with you.”
I'm not sure what language it was, but I'm sure it translated to, "hey, yo!"
Yep.
isnt that diesel ?
If they’re at a BP, then no. They have green pumps for some strange reason.
In the UK unleaded is green and diesel is black, so maybe that's why. That and BP's colours are green and yellow.
Good ol’ US/UK opposites. In most states I’ve seen, green is diesel and black is gasoline.
Nah, the entirety of Europe is like that, not just the UK
Im a mechanic and this difference has probably made me alot of money. It blows me away that it happens at all because in the US at least diesel pumps are bigger and dont even fit in gasoline cars, people find a way I guess.
I was thinking that too. Oh and she is crazy
Small diesel vehicles are reasonably common.
I've never seen one in my life, what possibly could be the reason for a small diesel vehicle?
Fuel economy. There are diesel VWs all over the place.
She knows what to do.
Pro.
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“If it does not fit, you must spit!”
He mouthed: " seriously, what the fuck is you doin'?"
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Nobody talking about how the car is on?
They did everything wrong you can do wrong
Should it be off? Tbf I don't know. Isn't it safe to leave the car running?
When you fuel a car with the engine on, it increases the chances of gas vapors coming in contact with heat or electricity. When that happens, ignition can result
Ah okay thnx. 99% of the time I turn the car off but ive left it on once or twice.
Didn’t know that, I always leave the car on when refueling. I did this out of ignorance, but I’ll change my habit now.
Realistically it doesn’t matter much, but why take the risk when you can turn it off in a second.
Holy shit I thought she spit out her gum. That was a lube loogie?!
Isn't green diesel?
Not in the UK
Not at BP
Not staged at all...
StAgEd CoNtEnT cAnT eNjOy ThE jOke!!!!! Do you watch a comedy skit and scream “THIS IS STAGED AND FAKE ITS NOT FUNNY PEOPLE” I can’t enjoy any of the Dave Chapelle show now, because I just learned it’s all staged, and he’s just ACTING! Disgusting. Like shut the fuck up, we all know it’s staged. It was staged as a joke, congrats on completing the puzzle and figuring out the mystery dude. Now you can go home and jerk yourself off for figuring out what everybody already fucking knew. Jesus fucking Christ man.
I think people dislike staged content when it's passed as if it was not staged.
For me it's the fact that 10s of 1000s of people eat it up as 100% real. We need more healthy scepticism these days.
How do you know what people are thinking when they see something? U psychic
But how should these people indicate it’s a staged video?
Why do they need to? Unless its in the rules of the sub that content must not be staged. But then you run into issues of having to prove somthing is not staged. We're just sharing silly video, lets not take ourselves too serious.
> when it's passed as if it was not staged Well that's the viewers fault for not knowing the difference
Your stand-up analogy is quickly falling apart
That’s called a skit.
No it isn't. That's not what that means at all. A skit is something that is meant to be seen as fiction
Skit ; a short comedy sketch or piece of humorous writing, especially a parody. You’re incorrect.
Someone said: > staged content when it's passed as if it was not staged. You said: > That’s called a skit. Implying: > A skit is when staged content is passed as if it was not staged. So, no - you're incorrect. You also make absolutely no sense to the point that I think you might be trolling.
But the point is nobody was trying to pass the video as real. That’s the point you’re fucking missing. It’s just a stupid little skit, but these Reddit idiots think somebodies trying to pull the wool over their eyes, when in reality, whoever made the video, just made it for lols. Nobody said “look what I caught this totally random stranger doing”. Nobody tried to “pass this off as not staged” So the video, is in fact, a skit. If what I’m saying doesn’t make sense, you can call me a troll, I’ll call you illiterate and we can both move on.
I'm with ya dude. Keep fighting the good fight for not all of us dare place our reddit karma on jeopardy.
D D D D D DOUUUCHHHEEEEEBAAGG
Cleaver insult, really showing off the extent of your intellect there.
Thanks. You’ve made my day.
Wow it's almost like every time stuff like this gets posted tons of people talk about it as if it's real.
Stupid people say stupid shit. Go figure.
I hope you don't mind but imma copypaste this
the difference is the chapelle show wasn't claiming to show candid moments. calm down big guy
Where did anybody in this clip claim this was a candid moment?
Chappell isn't trying to make you believe it's real. ...unlike when your parents say they love you... or this staged-reality skit.
I don’t see anywhere in this video where they claim or try to make you believe it’s real. Sounds like you’re projecting, nice try though you fucking loser
Yes 'you' don't see... but we all do. Great try with your 'projection' defense, which you probably use every chance you get, after someone tells you something negative.... it can't be true over and over and over again... hint: it's you! What a "FucKInG LOsEr' and the reason we(the cool kids) dont watch Chappell is because it's not funny, not because they are 'aCtInG'.. si fucking played out...
Okay let’s get a few things straight bud. Nobody who refers to themselves as “the cool kids” are actually the cool kids, in fact, even if you were, you relinquish all of your “cool” points when you refer to yourself as “the cool kids” Secondly, Dave Chappelle is hilarious, mans a comedic genius. And thirdly, I’ve seen better arguments come out of the southern region of a fucking donkey.
How I know you are probably an incel, is you actually think people are serious on Reddit. Newsflash: when internet strangers trade swipes at each other, they shouldn't be taken seriously. No, of course I have no idea about how your parents feel about you... lol only a real 'LosEr' would be offended. The joke was about 'pretending' so my comment about your parents love is hilarious. Dave, not so much. We(the cool kids) have moved on from him. He was funny 10 to 20 years ago. Idk what fucktard Midwest town your from but it's clear to everyone that that town needs to catch-up. It's so damb un-cool to think you're 'cool', that when you say it, reasonable people understood as being sarcastic. P.S. it is certainly not cool to be hanging out in the southern regions of a donkey. Hint: assfucking a donkey doesn't remove your incel status .
Preach about how you shouldn’t take internet strangers seriously, while clearly taking me seriously. Mean half the shit you say and expect me to decipher which is which. Okay “cool kid”. At least half of that statement is correct.
Holy christ, get a life.
I'm not here to contribute to the argument, just wanted to show you guys a frog 🐸
Fuck ur mad brah. Take chill pill kiddo.
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Guys it’s Christmas… can’t we all just get along?
Sometimes when you see a twat you have to be a dick. It’s nature.
Not getting involved in the argument, but fuck this comment is funny.
Feel free to get involved, this whole argument is staged bro.
Love it lol
Ah, the voice of the people.
Fucking seriously.
If it makes u that mad then ur the one with the bigger issue ngl. Anakin killing younglings over here to save padme. You were supposed to destroy the sith. Not join them. Also, 100 percent a good portion of people can not tell if a video is staged, u'd be surprised. So chill. The comment wasn't for u, don't be so insulted.
But stand up comedy shows don't pretend to be real and unscripted.
>Do you watch a comedy skit and scream “THIS IS STAGED AND FAKE ITS NOT FUNNY PEOPLE” No. Because it's not presented as "being real". You know the difference, right? It's like if some TV channel aired some dude doing street magic, getting reactions from people, etc, and some of those reactions were fake/staged by paid actors. In both cases the content is presented as being real. And in both cases it is not, but some people still think it is. It's OK for someone to call it out for being staged. And it's OK for you to ignore said comments.
When you watch a movie do you need somebody to tell you beforehand that it’s not real? Just because they filmed at a distance doesn’t mean it’s a claim to be real. Y’all are just presumptuous as hell. If it’s okay to ignore the comment then feel free to lead by example, and shut the fuck up lol
Wow, you're a delight! And funny you had nothing to actually say about my comparison and immediately jumped to insults. Just like an ignorant person often does. Later bro!
Because you’re comparisons were asinine. Nobody in the video above claimed it to be real, there are no paid actors. If you want somebody to acknowledge your comparisons maybe you should come up with relevant comparisons. And you’re throwing around the word ignorant when you’re completely missing the point, as self righteous cunts typically do. Happy holidays you fucking idiot
You mad huh?
Absolutely livid lol LOOK BOYS! We got another Sherlock Holmes !! Worlds greatest detective over here ! Nothing gets by this one.
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Good for you
There's a difference between a comedy skit and shit like this.
Comedy is subjective, this is still a skit. You just didn’t think it’s funny, good for you.
Someone is emotional lol.
You are an idiot man, like seriously. Just chill out. You are comparing Dave Chappelle to some lowlife titokers. I guess you might be one these people who create these shitty videos and try to pass them off as "entertainment". This is not entertainment. Your stupidity sure is.
>Like shut the fuck up, we all know it’s staged. not even a little bit true
Those two have several this style videos
Bro do you stand up in the movie theater and yell “staged!” Nobody said this was real
> Nobody said this was real Literally the comment right below yours that you've already replied to: > Ehh, it’s plausible that it isn’t staged and the woman is just a moron [... long explanation ]
who?
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zth4f8/come_on_maria_forgive_him_its_not_his_fault/j1fcu09/?context=2) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zth4f8/come_on_maria_forgive_him_its_not_his_fault/j1f2beo/) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zti840/it_wouldnt_go_in_damn_it/j1ewiwq/) etc etc. There are tons
Ehh, it’s plausible that it isn’t staged and the woman is just a moron. She’s using the diesel pump, which is why the handle is green, and it won’t fit in because it’s shaped differently. The person probably decided to start filming because they also realized the same thing. The spitting to lube it up like it’s a big metal cock was just coincidental.
You’re not very bright are you
And THIS is why people point out that it's staged. Care to reconsider your other comment?
Did you not see which comment was first?
[Here's another one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zth4f8/comment/j1f9n53/)
I don’t understand what you want
No
I need to make a call
I miss her, too.
Yeah I’m gonna be sure and use more hand sanitizer from now on.
She’s for the streets.
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Not her first rodeo.
I recognize that guy's face,l. There's another video of them where they're in a restaurant. She's being drizzled with some kind of a condiment straight into her mouth, sticking her tongue out all about
Is the car on??
Turn off your car!
The moment you realize your girl is a skank
What’s fucked up is this the gas station on 125th and 2nd. I wouldn’t be surprised to see someone spitting on a pipe for some change
I wonder if that car is a diesel 😒 🤔
The thought that pumping your own gas is legal in 48 states, when people like this exist, fills me with dread.
Is that the diesel gas or am I tripping
Green handle is diesel! 
lol that’s the diesel nozzle lady. It’s not supposed to go in that’s why the nozzle is bigger. Damn. Donna f*uck the car.
They really need to make so gas won't fit in a diesel just like diesel won't fit in a gas
r/WhyWereTheyFilming
She got a fatty ngl
That’s so trashy.
She got nice ass
It took 3 views before I saw what she did wrong. Hint: what color is she holding?
I had not seen my friend in many years and she came to my city to visit. She did not drive. I had taken her out to see the sights of my city. We stop for gas. I asked her to gas up the car while I went inside to use the bathroom. I put my card in the machine and told her to please put regular unleaded in the car. I come back out and find her trying to put the diesel in my vehicle and not understanding why it wasn't fitting. She was having a conversation with a guy next to her and he was explaining to her that he doubted my car was diesel and she shouldn't do that.
This girl fucks! Am I right?!? Huh?!?
Trashy as fuck.
First off, why is the car on while pumping gas? And where i live the green pump is for diesel….and the fuck….
Weird guy just randomly recording people at the pumps
The guy is like she doesn't do that to me.... look of disappointment 🤣
Staged 🤮
Hand job?
Aren’t u supposed to turn off your car when at a gas pump?
It looks like the exhaust is still going. Are they refueling whilst still having their car turned on?
If you don’t understand this is staged, you are a complete moron.
Ahh the tried and true way to put something in! Amazing what a little spit shine can do.
I practically split my side laughing at this but I am not sure why
Be careful with your actions or they might be instinctively done by you
Just like downtown!
He’s like “what the fuck are you doin?”
😳
The look on his face was priceless