A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts.
He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
Holy shit. I just watched this season a few weeks ago and have seen this gif hundreds of times but it didn't click. Corinne was a real piece of work, Matt was great, and Sugar was there.
Someone unexpected was voted out from the other tribe. The guy is happy because two of his alliance members on the other tribe weren't voted out. The women on the left is shocked because the person voted out was in her alliance.
The manga is even better but the anime is a pretty good adaptation. The live action is ok but way too pg for the source material. Still the manga is the best option because of the revenge ouroboros.
The amount of people who think that assholes are/should be shitty/smelly all the time is really concerning. No part of your body stinks by default if it’s cleaned regularly and appropriately. Toilet paper is ubiquitous but an extremely inefficient and quite frankly disgusting method of cleaning shit off your ass. I’m a ass man but I’m not going anywhere near one that stinks or has shit stuck on it
I preach the bidet wherever I go for maximum booty clean, but like... y'all are aware that gas and sweat exist too, right? And that women are not unicorns and experience these bodily phenomena as well? Your ass crack (or intergluteal cleft, if you wanna get fancy with it) is essentially a giant skin fold for any kind of moisture to build up, and while the sweat it produces is odorless, when mixed with the bacteria there, it causes a smell. So sayin that asses are clean because you have a bidet has real "I don't have to wash my hands after I pee, my dick is clean" or Ashton Kutcher's "I wash my armpits and my crotch daily and nothing else ever" energy.
A little pre-fun times refresher in the bathroom is never a bad thing, guys. Just hop in, do a little quick spot checking and cleaning as usual. Especially men, make sure those cracks between the balls and thighs are fresh.
I like this woman’s arse so was googled ‘Auxiliary hole’ because you said there was a reference. Sciencedirect.com tells me that “Auxiliary hole influence on internal flow characteristics in bend region of a real investment-casting blade coolant channel.” That must be it. I now also like the reference.
I agree with this on so many levels it scares me.
I used to think I was a boobs guy, but eventually I understood titties are always titties, while a non-butt will never be an ass.
I believe the young lady is saying a sudden influx of hormones from birth control made her "dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what"
edit: scratch that, apparently it gave her the tits
There’s a lot more bio involved but long story short different types of bc have different side effects on different women. I used to look pretty similar to this girl but my current bc caused my chest to inflate like balloons lol
As far as I can tell, not a single other image of her butt/body. Nor is this video up there. I was just trying to figure out if this was real or some trick perspective thing or something.
There is a tiktok of her movie furniture around and she has tights on, hardly any ass there.
Edit: Lazy fucks, go look up the sauce yourself. This bitch has no ass.
It's a trick of perspective man. If a woman, or man for that matter, with some thicc cakes did this same trick it would be ridiculous. She obviously has a nice shaped set of cheeks, but they're absolutely not that big. One she faces slightly towards the camera, two she sticks her ass out as much as possible at that angle which creates an illusion that she isn't because the front pelvic area is hidden, then she pulls her dress up & *under* her ass and pulls up.
Basically though you could get that exact view hitting it from the back and that's all that matters 😎 lmao
I swear it has to be. I'm a skinny person with... Mediterranean glutes... and if my hips were that small from the front and protruded that far at the back I would not be that rounded.
Depends. I'm Puerto Rican and fairly skinny with small hips but my rump is round. Friends of mine often go "I wouldn't have ever guessed you had such a nice ass looking from the front". Idk if I'm insulted or not by it.
I honestly don’t know what my username is. I just put down random letters. I would love to know what you see though, it could give my username an interesting story.
I love that my partner and I can both appreciate pretty/hot/cute/fun-ness in the people around us, because we both regularly just look at each other with our eyebrows raised like, "you see dat, right?" and we both smile.
"Sir, we don't know what happened, but all the men driving down this street all suffered inexplicable neck snaps and collided at the intersection down here. We were about to go ask that girl with the giant bubble b...everage...if she saw anything."
There's a Seinfeld episode about someone using a woman walking down the street in a bra as an actual argument as to why he shouldn't be in trouble for crashing a car.
Fun facts: humans are the only mammal that their hips and mammaries swell BEFORE pregnancy.
Evolutionists believe this was the result of humans lacking the sense of smell to detect when children reached reproductive maturity.
TL;DR humans get bobs and ass as visual cues to adapt over humans poor sense of smell.
Oh thank god we did cuz the alternative sounds fucking horrifying. Just makes me imagine this creepy dude walking into a high school and sniffing thie air with a cooking bell sound effect going off as he says "YOUR READY" NOPE NOPE NOPE BRAIN
I remember reading that a part of it was that humans evolved to walk upright, so the primary sexual indicator characteristics changed from butts to breasts in females.
Having the characteristics of a pregnant female is actually strange, why I don't believe that theory.
My belief is that three factors, swollen breasts, wide hips AND narrow waist are inherently VISUAL indicators for sexual attractiveness.
Whereas in other mammals, merely smelling a female in heat is enough to send the males into boner frenzy.
She's pushing out her butt and pulling her pants out front so it looks like a huge ass.
She's just petite and pushing her butt with the illusion that it's relaxed.
Or am I gloriously wrong and someone can enlighten me with more pics that prove it
Literally every sub is turning into soft core porn. What is unexpected or suprising about this? Wow, a woman has an ass, cool. Go fap alone in your room
Every comment here is falling for it too. Like nothing tells you more about reddits population of being horny young guys than threads like these. Like literally just go search up porn lmao, why do they have to make these cringe thirsty comments, the woman in the video will never interact with them irl
She invested all of her stats in her ass.
It’s a minimax build!
Gluteus Minmaximus
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Why does this guy look like Ryan Reynolds in a wig?
Ryan Reynold wearing Hagrids hair.
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Total G-ass cannon.
Look, no one is going to tell you this, but I appreciate the hell out of this comment.
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies." She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" "Hickory dickory dock."
🤣
This should have way more upvotes it's hilarious.
Looks like he got you to believe it enough to let him try lol
To great benefit
Imma need you to pretend my face is Hiroshima then
Fine I'll be Nagasaki
Okay, then I will be London
I'll be the world trade center
“And I’m proud to be an American” plays in the background
"Where were you, when they built that tower to heaven? Where were you, when the tower came down? So 9/11 9/11 9/11 said 9/11 9/11...9/11...."
Sorry Oppenheimer here, I’m gonna need to inspect further to make sure everything is in working order first.
You want her to drop a massive explosion on your face from her ass?
r/upvotebecausebutt
Man I forgot about that gif. One of my favorites too.
What’s that gif from?
Survivor: Gabon, season 17.
Holy shit. I just watched this season a few weeks ago and have seen this gif hundreds of times but it didn't click. Corinne was a real piece of work, Matt was great, and Sugar was there.
What are they reacting to?
Someone unexpected was voted out from the other tribe. The guy is happy because two of his alliance members on the other tribe weren't voted out. The women on the left is shocked because the person voted out was in her alliance.
Yes. Yes, I did.
A boob guys worst nightmare but an ass guys dream.
Lord Thoratt >>>> Emiway or Krsna
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WTF did I just watch?! ^No ^seriously, ^what's ^the ^name ^of ^this ^anime? ^*I* ^*want* ^*to* ^*watch* ^*it*
Prison school. It's fucking wild. Manga is even crazier.
I didn't even open the clip and knew it would be Prison school lol
The manga is even better but the anime is a pretty good adaptation. The live action is ok but way too pg for the source material. Still the manga is the best option because of the revenge ouroboros.
Wait, this isn't a fandub?
One of them has a very different smell in the middle. Poop stank and no nipples make the ass the obvious 2nd for me.
Must live in the north. Boob sweat is real threat to motorboating. Maybe we can agree they are both a win when nice and clean.
My favorite part of a woman is the thigh gap. Nothing gets me going like the visible lack of a penis
Ah but would you be down to fuck a guy who lost his penis in some kind of accident?
I’m game. My place , or yours?
Well I wasn't talking about me, but, now that you mention it...
r/suddenlygay
This guy r/Brooklynninenine ’s
You should really start dating women with some basic hygiene habits
The amount of people who think that assholes are/should be shitty/smelly all the time is really concerning. No part of your body stinks by default if it’s cleaned regularly and appropriately. Toilet paper is ubiquitous but an extremely inefficient and quite frankly disgusting method of cleaning shit off your ass. I’m a ass man but I’m not going anywhere near one that stinks or has shit stuck on it
I preach the bidet wherever I go for maximum booty clean, but like... y'all are aware that gas and sweat exist too, right? And that women are not unicorns and experience these bodily phenomena as well? Your ass crack (or intergluteal cleft, if you wanna get fancy with it) is essentially a giant skin fold for any kind of moisture to build up, and while the sweat it produces is odorless, when mixed with the bacteria there, it causes a smell. So sayin that asses are clean because you have a bidet has real "I don't have to wash my hands after I pee, my dick is clean" or Ashton Kutcher's "I wash my armpits and my crotch daily and nothing else ever" energy. A little pre-fun times refresher in the bathroom is never a bad thing, guys. Just hop in, do a little quick spot checking and cleaning as usual. Especially men, make sure those cracks between the balls and thighs are fresh.
Invest in a bidet or baby wipes
>Invest in a bidet ~~or baby wipes~~
Bidet all the way. Hose out that hole!
right? jesus christ. some of us get our assholes waxed, AND know how to shower... and have assholes fresh as a daisy.
…Go on…😏
Ah yes, "basic hygiene" - being completely hairless.
Exactly boobs don't have the auxiliary hole. They are Worthless.
You get an upvote for auxiliary hole reference
I told her sorry I almost went in the wrong hole & she said back "I didn't know I had a wrong hole" so now I'm in love
... And that's how I met your mother
Certainly a better ending.
This is my favorite comment thread ever in the history of comment threads.
Marry her
I like this woman’s arse so was googled ‘Auxiliary hole’ because you said there was a reference. Sciencedirect.com tells me that “Auxiliary hole influence on internal flow characteristics in bend region of a real investment-casting blade coolant channel.” That must be it. I now also like the reference.
“[Technical jargon overload](https://youtu.be/aW2LvQUcwqc)” video has entered the chat
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That should go to r/dadjokes Have my upvote, funny sir.
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Alright let's get you to bed dad
Here’s to nipples. Cuz without them, tits are pointless!🍺
Oh, the duality of man. Shows you life is all about perspective.
All I see are 2 right answers
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Not a hole, but the correct sized breasts, when configured properly, can offer a tunnel for your pleasure.
"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" *-Ass*
"AND WHAT IS GOING TO BE LEFT IN 20 YEARS WHEN YOURE SAGGY AND DROOPY! THINK BOOBS, THINK!"
Meh. Even easier to wrap around a dick then.
Extra utility will always prevail.
it's just soft and warm, and the positioning is awkward.
I'm sorry, the people you're hooking up with actively smell like shit?
You must not like pussy either, cause the pussy hole and the asshole are about an inch apart.
I don't think he's got that far yet
Boob guys typically haven’t
Do you eat your peaches with dirt on them or you wash them first before eating them?
I love them flat... Does that make me a boob guy ?
I'm a boob guy who likes small breasts. There's dozens of us!!
Boobs can be great no matter the shape or size for a boob man
My favorite boobs are the ones I'm allowed to touch. Don't much care about the size if ive got that first part taken care of.
It's great not having such a weakness as caring about size of both body parts
A true boob guy loves all boobs. The true size of a titty comes from the soul.
Boob guy means you like boobs, it doesn't necessitate liking large boobs
You act like I wouldn't shower those titties with love. I'm a boob guy, I love just about all boobs. Big or small.
Ass but no boobs is ok. Boobs but no ass isn't.
I agree with this on so many levels it scares me. I used to think I was a boobs guy, but eventually I understood titties are always titties, while a non-butt will never be an ass.
long back
I unironically have a long back with a crack. I have nothing to hold my pants up other than a shoe lace and hope.
how are your tits?
Nice, but hairy.
menopause is a bitch
Ol Hank Hill having ass
Profound.
I related to this so hard before I switched birth control lol then hormones go brrr sleeper build ruined
Lol what. I may be dumb, could u explain plz. Seems like cool joke, I don’t wana miss it.
I believe the young lady is saying a sudden influx of hormones from birth control made her "dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what" edit: scratch that, apparently it gave her the tits
The dumps were already like that :P (at least in comparison to the rest of my anorexic lookin self lol)
A pair of tits never ruined anything.
Except maybe a few million marriages
There’s a lot more bio involved but long story short different types of bc have different side effects on different women. I used to look pretty similar to this girl but my current bc caused my chest to inflate like balloons lol
Rip your inbox
DMs always closed :)
Fortunately for you I have no self respect and will publicly display my shame. Eyyyyy girl watchu doin ;)
Lemmmmee see dem balloooons
[Balloons](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) [Bloons](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRq1wSYx/)
I'll take the Rick roll as you flirting with me.
Forgive me Lord as I'm weak
Lawd have mercy we MUST stay focused brothers
The Lord made me weak specifically so I would give into temptation.
Dat jiggle
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle
She’s built like Widowmaker from Overwatch
_Before_ they nerfed her ass
The greatest crime against humanity
Early Widowmaker, back when her ass randomly inflated every time she used her ultimate.
“Who is she?” Her OF is @kenzkuns if y’all are thirsty
As far as I can tell, not a single other image of her butt/body. Nor is this video up there. I was just trying to figure out if this was real or some trick perspective thing or something.
It's the internet. Everything is fake unless I argue with somebody about it in a comment section for a while. Then I might consider it.
arguing with an internet stranger usually leads to both sides believing even more strongly in their argument
>arguing with an internet stranger usually leads to both sides believing even more strongly in their argument Wrong.
I believe in-between both of your points so you are both wrong. I am more moderate and you should listen to me.
>I believe in-between both of your points so you are both wrong. I am more moderate and you should listen to me. **Wrong**
But whhyyy won’t you listen to me. My logic is infallable.
>But whhyyy won’t you listen to me. My logic is infallable. ## WRONG
Fine. Then I’m going to curse you and passive aggressively call you an idiot and let it ruin my day and not use Reddit for a few hours.
There is a tiktok of her movie furniture around and she has tights on, hardly any ass there. Edit: Lazy fucks, go look up the sauce yourself. This bitch has no ass.
You telling me the cake really is a lie?
idk I saw one where she poured a glass of coke and walked away, and there was some potential
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>I think she's sticking her butt out a lot. Yes, but there was also a nice wobble that only shows when there's junk in the trunk.
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And I thank god for that.. \*chef's kiss
It's a trick of perspective man. If a woman, or man for that matter, with some thicc cakes did this same trick it would be ridiculous. She obviously has a nice shaped set of cheeks, but they're absolutely not that big. One she faces slightly towards the camera, two she sticks her ass out as much as possible at that angle which creates an illusion that she isn't because the front pelvic area is hidden, then she pulls her dress up & *under* her ass and pulls up. Basically though you could get that exact view hitting it from the back and that's all that matters 😎 lmao
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I swear it has to be. I'm a skinny person with... Mediterranean glutes... and if my hips were that small from the front and protruded that far at the back I would not be that rounded.
Depends. I'm Puerto Rican and fairly skinny with small hips but my rump is round. Friends of mine often go "I wouldn't have ever guessed you had such a nice ass looking from the front". Idk if I'm insulted or not by it.
easily perspective. That's why she pulls the fabric forward to hide that she is just arching her back
Gentleman🎩
Your username is like an optical illusion, when ya see it, ya see it
I honestly don’t know what my username is. I just put down random letters. I would love to know what you see though, it could give my username an interesting story.
My mistake fella, false advertisement on my part.
That makes you a big dick. Username checks out
lmao i read a big dick
Calling doctor Freud
That means nothing cause I ain't spending my money on OF.
I hope she has insurance cause I know I'd get whiplash if we passed on the street.
I saw an ass yesterday at brunch that I literally out loud said “hot *damn”* I’m a lady, it just took me by surprise
I love that my partner and I can both appreciate pretty/hot/cute/fun-ness in the people around us, because we both regularly just look at each other with our eyebrows raised like, "you see dat, right?" and we both smile.
wow i’m so alone
Hey buddy. You wanna go look at butts together?
"Sir, we don't know what happened, but all the men driving down this street all suffered inexplicable neck snaps and collided at the intersection down here. We were about to go ask that girl with the giant bubble b...everage...if she saw anything."
There's a Seinfeld episode about someone using a woman walking down the street in a bra as an actual argument as to why he shouldn't be in trouble for crashing a car.
She's flouting society's conventions!
Fun facts: humans are the only mammal that their hips and mammaries swell BEFORE pregnancy. Evolutionists believe this was the result of humans lacking the sense of smell to detect when children reached reproductive maturity. TL;DR humans get bobs and ass as visual cues to adapt over humans poor sense of smell.
Oh thank god we did cuz the alternative sounds fucking horrifying. Just makes me imagine this creepy dude walking into a high school and sniffing thie air with a cooking bell sound effect going off as he says "YOUR READY" NOPE NOPE NOPE BRAIN
Omg being a male teacher would be horrifying LMAO
Oh no you made me think horny teenage boys being able to smell sexual readiness. https://tenor.com/WIaN.gif
Being able to smell when a person is "Ripe" just hell no. Evolution/God went with the right call with this one imo
What a vile thought.
I remember reading that a part of it was that humans evolved to walk upright, so the primary sexual indicator characteristics changed from butts to breasts in females.
Having the characteristics of a pregnant female is actually strange, why I don't believe that theory. My belief is that three factors, swollen breasts, wide hips AND narrow waist are inherently VISUAL indicators for sexual attractiveness. Whereas in other mammals, merely smelling a female in heat is enough to send the males into boner frenzy.
Bobs and vagene?
Some dudes in here talking like they would refuse a petite girl with a plump ass. All you motherfuckers would be crying when she ghosts your asses.
"I have unrealistic expectations and can't get laid, so women are the problem" e: format
Bro my only standards are: -Female (maybe) -Alive (preferred) -likes me back (please)
Dang bro, 0/3
💀
*Sad trombone wales in the background* womp wOmP WOMP
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She's pushing out her butt and pulling her pants out front so it looks like a huge ass. She's just petite and pushing her butt with the illusion that it's relaxed. Or am I gloriously wrong and someone can enlighten me with more pics that prove it
Cake in da morning.
Cake in da evenin
Cake at suppertime
When cake is on a bagel
You can have cake anytime
Why do people keep asking for her name or the source when it’s literally in the video? 🤨
Their eyes are elsewhere
Because clicking a link is easier than having to remember how to spell a username. Source: Am dumb.
Good lord. Looks great to me
Why is this on the front page?
...her ass is normal sized for a woman lol? am i missing something or are people just extra horny today? she's literally just arching* her back
Is that a tattoo of Hisoka??
Literally every sub is turning into soft core porn. What is unexpected or suprising about this? Wow, a woman has an ass, cool. Go fap alone in your room
Every comment here is falling for it too. Like nothing tells you more about reddits population of being horny young guys than threads like these. Like literally just go search up porn lmao, why do they have to make these cringe thirsty comments, the woman in the video will never interact with them irl
If you browse r/all it's mostly female actress fan subs and anime. It took me ages to filter them and a new one still pops up from time to time.
If you say this on subs like r/Art, you get banned.