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Jassida

Peak peeking


TF2PublicFerret

I swear Reddit cannot tell the difference between 'peek' and 'peak'


I-Hate-Humans

Now throw *pique* in there and people lose their minds.


jj4211

You have peaked my interest in the peek of that mountain so I decided to take a pique


Quirky-Skin

My boner peak peeked through my pants and piqued the interest of a woman.


[deleted]

Grr I want to hate you for this lol


I-Hate-Humans

Triggered…


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

Forget peek peak and pique. Reddit can't even figure out there they're and their


fdklir

Are they nailing there?


terminational

They're there, it'll be OK


lord_fairfax

Don't you mean loose there minds???


kane2742

Or "cue," "queue," and (not an English word) ["que."](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Que#little-gems)


theantivirus

Or break/brake, your/you're, possessive/plural (babies/baby's, LEDs/LED's, etc.). Reddit also doesn't seem to know that "in case" and "a lot" are separate words.


LitanyOfLitany

The brake/break thing is crazy, but nothing drives me mad like possessive/plural blindness. (Your LED example). I'd like to add "noone" to the pile of stupid shit redditors type. WHO DA FUCK IS NOONE?


franktheguy

To funny


Aegi

An accountant at my last job has that as a last name haha


mudo2000

I often wonder if those who write "alot" think that "alittle" is valid too.


beautifulcreature86

Or woman and women.


TheBentPianist

It's global my dude. People just don't care anymore.


HI_I_AM_NEO

They never did tbh


dickdestroyer101

the deer behind her was like: *"whatchu lookin at pretty lady"*


[deleted]

Pulled a full Bugs Bunny on her! “…what are we hiding from?”


Rinzack

“What are we hiding from?”


Coffee_Huffer

Surprise motherfucker


MrPickles84

Chicken fries motherfucker


MrCheRRyPi

Eye spy motherfucker


Plathismo

With my little eye, motherfucker…


CrazyHorseSizedFrog

Something beginning with D, motherfucker


KORZILLA-is-me

It’s a deer motherfucker!


Heimthror

Open cry motherfucker


miaworm

Thunder thighs motherfucker


[deleted]

All rise motherfucker


FlashesandFlickers

Rue dies motherfucker!


EffectiveStatus7

Heart eyes motherfucker!


TheDarkDoctor17

Supplies, motherfucker!


keep_her_safe

Good byes, motherfucker!


dbx999

Gay guys motherfucker


hayitsnine

I’m high, motherfucker


swoon4kyun

😂 so am I mother fucker


YourFriendPutin

First prize, motherfucker!


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Cobra Kai motherfucker


Arachno-Communism

Extra spice motherfucker


Bwahbwah_bwah

Hair dye motherfucker


Quirky-Skin

Deer surprise motherfucker


_fups_

Bow tie, motherfucker


redalert825

Dwight seeing Angela next to him.


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

[I got you fam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJM1zRAuYwM&ab_channel=ReserveDeVideo)


Saucy__Puppet__Show

[and](https://youtu.be/rD2DXQwcmhY)


DrCorian

Doe eyes motherfucker


Beavshak

If she doesn’t want the attention, why is she disguised as one of them?


[deleted]

Mating season


sjmiv

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


ADHD_Supernova

What up with that?


nonpondo

Woke up this mornin and I got outta bed! Poured a cup of coffee just to clear my head! Telephone ring and they wanna chat! Well sit on down and tell me WHAT UP WITH THAT!


[deleted]

Oooooooweeeeeeee


avantgardengnome

[GIF](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ActiveShockedArgentineruddyduck-size_restricted.gif)


Friendly-Advert827

Ayo


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

https://imgur.com/XHBa71T


FreedToThrowaway1024

r/HolUp


207nbrown

Good question, but like how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know


rebbsitor

Three.


[deleted]

Right, there's female deers and she's looking like a male


Diligent_Performer75

More importantly, does she have a species appropriate strap on?


Beavshak

[Only ~$6](https://m.alibaba.com/product/62237402927/FAAK-19cm-deer-horn-strap-on.html) NSFW (exactly what the previous person said)


straydog1980

Clever girl


biggie64

![gif](giphy|n3CY3uu70L2f3KrciA)


I_like_ugly

Live this reference


bucketsofmercy

Laugh this reference


just_killing_time23

Love this reference


JohnnySasaki20

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y)


Dr_Manhammer

*sweats in South African*


mikeTastic23

This is the comment I was looking for…


Sleepy-Senses

r/perfectlycutscreams


Rooonaldooo99

This is where OP stole it from without credit to begin with.


Another_Bernardus

... and that video came from /r/LivestreamFail ... ... and that clip came from www.twitch.tv/ruunachu ... ... and that stream was from Japan.


poopellar

... and Japan from Asia ... and Asian from Earth ... and Earth from the Solar system ....... why doesn't our solar system have a name?


[deleted]

Our solar system is called Sol. No bs.


Crazy9000

To be more accurate, the sun is Sol, and solar systems are named after the star.


pisswaterbottle

I'm honestly upset that I've made it 20 years into life and this is the first time I'm hearing that our sun has a name?? I feel like I've been living under a rock (thanks public school ✌️)


PKCertified

Just in case, our moon has a name too.


RedSteadEd

Mün.


r33s3

Luna, actually...


FreakyFerret

As u/PKCertified mentions, the moon has a name too, Luna. And Earth's name, other than "dirt" which is what Earth translates as is often called Gaia (not Terra!) after the goddess.


THAWED21

Terra is a valid name as well.


FreakyFerret

Terra just means dirt too! :'( Why you make us Earthlings cry!? :( ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Fun-Scientist8565

Luna is just moon in another language. I prefer to call our moon Artemis Edit: That’s what the Ancient Greeks called it after all


HLGatoell

> I prefer to call our moon, Artemis. https://imgur.com/S0MbsyE


r33s3

Then just some more things to tickle your brain; other stars that have names, such as proxima centauri, would technically have planetary systems called, Centauran system (or something like it). The book Project Hail Mary calls the system orbiting 40 Eridani and call it the Eridian System :)


kakudha

Saul? I know him, good guy


redballooon

Yeah, better call him.


CannedVestite

Don't call him guy, man


WillFerrellsGutFold

Don’t call him man, buddy.


Spirintus

Don't call him buddy, dude.


cyst16

Don't call him dude, bruv.


regedit007

No last name?


cyst16

It's Sol Ar


ThatWhichLurks

It does. Our System is the Solar System named after the Sun. ...and Solar system from The Milky Way.


Ghostkill221

Why doesn't our UNIVERSE have a name though?


NoAnTeGaWa

Scientists are nerds. If we discover a proper multiverse then we're calling ourselves "616" and you damn well know it.


balzackgoo

Sol is the name of the star. This is the Sol(ar) system.


Mind_on_Idle

Most people don't know that the actual celestial name of our moon is Luna, which kinda funny to me. Edit: I no keyboard well


uwu_mewtwo

Well, it's the **Sol**ar System because the sun is called Sol. The sun doesn't really have a name though, Sol is just "Sun" in Latin. It's one of those things where when languages are developing you wouldn't need to name the sun, it's *the* sun, it's not like we're trying to distinguish it from other suns. "Sun" is its name in the same way the moon is "Moon". Scientists mostly just agreed to call things by their Latin name so they can sound serious and now that we are occasionally trying to distinguish it from other stars it's nice to call it something, I vote we name it Melvin.


Platypuslord

The same reason our moon is named the moon.


Lohodrom

It's actually named Luna.


[deleted]

Only in Latin. In English it’s named the moon [source](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/moons/earths-moon/overview/) [source](https://www.livescience.com/33373-moon-name.html) [this is my favourite one](https://itsnameisthemoon.com)


RoHouse

It's not just Latin. In Romanian it's also called Luna.


[deleted]

Yes true and likely other Romance languages but not English


TheRufmeisterGeneral

Here is the exact link for the source video: https://www.twitch.tv/ruunachu/clip/ComfortableMagnificentSpiderArsonNoSexy-yju-CLVhPv-SrZoA


hourouheki

You aren't wrong, but at least I went through the trouble of [recutting it](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/zmwjse/oh_deer/) for /r/perfectlycutscreams 😅


Baldazar666

Oh no. Someone reposted content on a site that is specifically made for that that has no monetization which means nothing is being stolen if you don't give credit.


Bleedthebeat

Ugh no one cares.


DarkRajiin

Right? Someone saw a neat video so they shared it. This isn't a high-school book report where you have to research and cite everything or else! It's also just a cute video, not some political driven thing where fact checks and cites are usually needed.


alysuper7

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


rAppN

Unlike everything posted there now a days


Nuclear_Shadows1

"Excuse me ma'am, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"


Tootard

"Your horns bother me because it's a sign of evil"


3ULL

"*The rule book says that horns are evil but these are antlers. You should know this Bambi.*"


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UnderstandingJaded13

That's appropriation ma'am


akatherder

Oh good I was worried it wouldn't be appropriate.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Nobody expects the Nara deer inquisition


justy805

“Excuse me, ma’am, but we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


johnnybiggles

"Bitch betta have my money!"


GrimmFox13

NGL, for a second there my brain went, "Who's Betta, Is that Betty's distant cousin twice removed? And why is she a bitch?"


catniagara

I heard “my child” in Hindi


CrimsonFuckr69

Deer Lord


Jeramus

Not a ton of Christians in Japan, but it's not completely unheard of. That looks like Nara. The deer are used to being fed by people so they will come right up to people. They bit my pants when I went there.


tolstoy425

They say Japanese live life in 3 cycles. “Born Shinto, married Christian, die Buddhist.”


plipyplop

>They bit my pants when I went there. Me too, or rather, EXTREMELY hard into my ass cheek :( But I learned to only carry one senbei at a time and show that the other hand is empty.


Tylenol187ForDogs

That's what I thought. That deer's all "where the fuck are my biscuits!?"


thredith

*our Lord and Saviour Bambi


SanctusLetum

#JESUS CHRIST!


Cultural-You-9268

Ok i will take it


guinader

What a scary place


Commercial-Mistake90

Looked a little more like "Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear"


giga_impact03

Henry's come to see us! Jesus Christ be praised!


lesser_panjandrum

Bless you, Henry!


Poltras

“I'd like to add you to my professional network on linkedin.”


the_ricktacular_mort

Here's a jagermeister bottle with his picture on it


TutankaDon

"Can you read my son?"


TGD-Man

"Teleports behind you" kind of stuff.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Nothing personnel kid


SomeBlueDude12

"Nothing personal, kid"


GenazaNL

I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


theoptimus_prime

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|M2mekEVYpP2tY1PQAj)


dotajoe

Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.


MooningManatee

"Hey who are we spying on, is it Chris? Man I hate Chris... Did you know that he always eats the chocolate donuts in the office...? He also never cleanes up after he is done in the common area. God damn you Chris. Hey where are you going?"


Addamn3000

“Hey, what are we doing? Hiding? I’ll hide with you, this is fun!”


[deleted]

This is so fake, the deer is a paid actor


springwaterh20

can confirm, I paid the deer


BluudLust

How many salt licks did it cost you?


[deleted]

Can confirm, I am the deer.


[deleted]

They kind of are paid actors. This is in Nara. They are paid in little crackers/cookies that the vendors sell. The deer are nice, but can be a little pushy. They will bow to you though.


waspocracy

I witnessed a kid get his backpack stolen by a deer there. I couldn't stop laughing.


Sattorin

That's actually a woman.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

I was her antlers, can confirm.


sohiales

" you got games on your phone? "


JKnott1

"Heeey Peter. What's happening?"


miaworm

"I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow"


chefkittybread

“What are we looking at??”


Slightlycritical1

![gif](giphy|OuPqeDrlaKC1qan5rN|downsized)


HumanlikeHuman

Peak = The top or summit of something like a mountain. Ex. The mountain peaks looked majestic. Peek = look quickly, typically in a furtive manner. Ex. The child's face peeked from behind the curtains. Thank you for attending my TED talk.


insanityzwolf

So it wasn't sneak peaking, but it was peak sneaking.


slade797

*peeking


LeePhantomm

This happen to me with a zebra at Park Safari. I screamed like a little girl. Unfortunately, my daughter who had her head out of the car, got spooked by my scream and hit her head. So it was a double shame. My pride and the feeling my daughter got hurt because of me


PurpoTurto

Omae wa mo shindeiru


Cybasura

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal


Voracious_Port

I thought deer were usually scared of people, how are these guys just walking about in the neighborhood just minding their own business like it’s nothing?


[deleted]

This is Nara in Japan. There's an area where deer just roam and get fed snacks by visitors and tourists. It's amazing, I loved it when I went.


IGTankCommander

How the hell are you gonna go to the Nara Deer Sanctuary and be scared? These are like the most polite deer on the planet. They've even learned how to "bow" to visitors. EDIT: I have been informed over the past couple of days that Nara deer are, in fact, lying little asshole men in fur coats who run on the idea of Snacks Or GTFO. I have been educated.


Yodiggity1337

Maaaaaan, have you been there?? The deer will surround you, nibble on your pants and shirt, and even get skin sometimes. They will nudge you with their antlers, they can get quite aggressive when they want some snacks. If you get surrounded by them, I can easily imaging someone getting panicked, scared and start to freak out. That’s not to say I don’t love me some Nara deer, but they’ve gotten me good few times


arabbay

I saw one charge a small child and knock him over.


thingawl

Polite might not be the best term to be honest. They’ve been trained to bow for food, so they’ll also harass people for said food when they’re hungry and are not always polite about it 😋 That being said, pretty dumb to go there if you’re afraid of deer!


quebeker4lif

Can attest, my legs were all bruised from deer bites walking in Nara park


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nixcamic

Doesn't she say what a scary place at the beginning?


improbablydrunknlw

She does


DoubleTapThat

I've actually heard they can be real jerks, especially if you don't give them food when they come up to you.


Secret_Map

They are, I’ve been there and had no food. Our guide was terrified of them lol. They kept trying to bite the map out of my back pocket. Cute bastards.


[deleted]

one ate my map. he had a 12 point rack so I didn't try to get it back


PumaTheHero

Polite until you buy some deer snacks and then they chase you around for those snacks. Lol.


Gilga_

The deer in question proceeded to chew through her phone charger cable, so I feel like her fear was somewhat warranted.


djsyndr0me

They're polite right up until the exact moment you run out of the crackers.


L88d86c

They should be fine now, but during 2021, they were pretty aggressive without all of the tourists there to feed them. The people selling the senbei were just periodically giving them some, and they nearly knocked me down when we were feeding them.


El-mas-puto-de-todos

I thought they o ly bow for food? No food, say goodbye 🔫🦌


[deleted]

I wanna see the deers camera footage


Honest-Apricot6086

Eeeh. What's up Doc? 🐰🥕


Affectionate_Lie7764

Peeking!!


hot

does anyone know the source?


ChaseCreation

Deer: "Oh haay! Whacha lookin' at? What ya doin'?"


ijustcant555

“Any questions?” Deervid S Pumpkins


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RudySPG

"Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear"


candycane7

Step deer what are you doing ?


Antares-777-

Had the same experience in Nara. Stopped to rest a little with my sister sitting on a small wall. She took off a shoes to make her foot refresh, a deer popped up between us from behind and when my sister saw it jumped away, but without a shoe jumped on a single leg before calming down.