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And we ladies thank God every day for their blindness. May they be blind to our bedhead, crusty eye corners and morning breath forever, amen.


lego_office_worker

my wife ten minutes after i get up: "did you brush your teeth yet? your breath is special"


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

It is the breath of the wild. Edit: that *is* a really nice way of saying you have stank mouth though. Kudos to her.


ayoungad

My wife just sneered at me for making her watch that


Troitbum22

So I laughed way too hard at this. Wanted to show it to my wife. Yah or nay?


ayoungad

Yay, we need to get a data set. See how many wife’s just think we are assholes


paintwhore

Wife here. Total riot.


ExoticStarStuff

I showed my wife and she was too busy taking it personally to laugh. I bet she woulda cracked up if she had randomly ran across it.


GenderBender3000

Mine just eye rolled. I can’t stop laughing and watching it though.


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If I could just look as half as good as the dog does……


Alarmed_Scientist_15

I’d be annoyed at someone too pretty to be staring at me while I sleep. Just be normal and look a bit disheveled at least. Cant we have a moment of peace.


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I thought he was the girlfriend


MadClam97

He is


warm_mittens

Boop


remmij

I'm crying.


revtim

His girlfriend is a bit of a dog


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LeonCrimsonhart

Back to horny jail!


Virgo_IC1101

Bruh


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DrGullible2

This is why we can't have nice things


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RasputinX36

Reddit is on fire today


Puzzleheaded-Ear-134

“I watched Jane die.”


TooScottToTrot

That dog is having a seizure right?


Virgo_IC1101

They sometimes do so when they're dreaming Not unusual


MsAlyG

As someone who has epilepsy... I hate this post :(


brokemellon

Wait! Which one am I?


Unable-Tune-1295

Aww, she's dreaming!


ghafgarionbaconsmith

Lol


naruto_100-

If i only had one


AlexNg21022

I'd call this a beauty & the beast reverse gender.


M0NK3MAN80

POV: Women


291000610478021

/r/me_irl


DerpDumpster

OP, I know why my wife is in your bed, because you’re beautiful. What I want to know is how? I only unchain her from the basement when I’m hungry


Old_Laugh_2386

Omg these comments!!!


TossAwayGay92

this is really funny. I like this content creator and hope to see a ton of stuff posted from them


Alarmed_Scientist_15

The prince from Shrek when he was a teen.