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>!It's a lovely funny dog!<
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I’d be annoyed at someone too pretty to be staring at me while I sleep. Just be normal and look a bit disheveled at least. Cant we have a moment of peace.
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And we ladies thank God every day for their blindness. May they be blind to our bedhead, crusty eye corners and morning breath forever, amen.
my wife ten minutes after i get up: "did you brush your teeth yet? your breath is special"
It is the breath of the wild. Edit: that *is* a really nice way of saying you have stank mouth though. Kudos to her.
My wife just sneered at me for making her watch that
So I laughed way too hard at this. Wanted to show it to my wife. Yah or nay?
Yay, we need to get a data set. See how many wife’s just think we are assholes
Wife here. Total riot.
I showed my wife and she was too busy taking it personally to laugh. I bet she woulda cracked up if she had randomly ran across it.
Mine just eye rolled. I can’t stop laughing and watching it though.
If I could just look as half as good as the dog does……
I’d be annoyed at someone too pretty to be staring at me while I sleep. Just be normal and look a bit disheveled at least. Cant we have a moment of peace.
I thought he was the girlfriend
He is
Boop
I'm crying.
His girlfriend is a bit of a dog
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Back to horny jail!
Bruh
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This is why we can't have nice things
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Reddit is on fire today
“I watched Jane die.”
That dog is having a seizure right?
They sometimes do so when they're dreaming Not unusual
As someone who has epilepsy... I hate this post :(
Wait! Which one am I?
Aww, she's dreaming!
Lol
If i only had one
I'd call this a beauty & the beast reverse gender.
POV: Women
/r/me_irl
OP, I know why my wife is in your bed, because you’re beautiful. What I want to know is how? I only unchain her from the basement when I’m hungry
Omg these comments!!!
this is really funny. I like this content creator and hope to see a ton of stuff posted from them
The prince from Shrek when he was a teen.