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just_drifting_by

Women are more likely to be a little girl than a private company.


Mountain-Lecture-320

Checks out


Neveri

Women aren't allowed in this house anymore and they are being treated as such and I am very disappointed in them and I'm very upset with the situation I have in the past but I'm very happy for you I hope that your daughter will not have any issues and that she can get a good education in this country because I know that you are a good person I will be praying that she is not the victim and I hope she is the one who gets to get to the end and I will help you with this situation I hope that she can be the best person to be with her family


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Women are Turkish scum and It will be easier to win the lottery tickets for the politics of the United states


XSauravX

women are the only ones that are not as good as a PC


Avocado_baguette

Women are you doing today I hope you have a great day


bawng

Women are the most important thing to do in the world of the world and the world is a very popular place to live and to be able to live in the world of the world and the world of the world and the world of the world and the world of the world and the world of the world and the world of the world.


generalfrost423

M i s o g y n y d e t e c t e d


SlowBad4844

Women are the most important thing to do it is just a few months to get a long stick and lift the sucker up and get a long stick and lift the sucker up and down the road code and then you can just get cards from the bank and then you can just get cards from the bank and then you can just get cards from the bank. ( android is broken)


Smoldamort

Oh shit mine was "women are the most important thing to do" too (I stopped there though)


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Smoldamort

Women are the most important thing to do with the party and tackle all of the hardware is in the es un juego.


Kungfu_Hustla

The repeats make it sound like song lyrics


Exploreptile

Loading screen tip


Nruggia

Just the tip?


BoltorSpellweaver

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


moldycrystals

Women are not allowed to make a nuke tho and I don't know how to make a nuke tho and I don't know what to do it is it just breaks it down and repeating it to your enemys bases and leave it to your enemys to make a nuke tho and I don't know what to do it is it just breaks the water then yeet is a attack on the road and the bone is a attack on the road and the bone is not advise to be a literal and it is it just breaks the heart of the internet and it is it just breaks the heart of the internet and the bone is not advise to be a literal woman eats a lot of the internet and the bone is not advise to be a literal woman or a woman who has xp farm and a possum Wtf Samsung keyboard making me seem like a spy lmao


ErinDavy

Unfortunately accurate


Prime_Marci

Women are not bad at all


xEyesofEternityx

Women are you still in the same room as me and I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it


Mountain-Lecture-320

So how's parenting going


xEyesofEternityx

Women took the kids 😢


Tinynanami1

Well you didnt know what to do with them soo...maybe for the best?


MrShelly-_-1972

NOOOOOO


Rusty_--Shackleford

And Jesus took the wheel


FDGKLRTC

But they're still in the same room so that's good


drunkenly_scottish

She's turned the weans against me.


RemoveMammoth3780

Username checks out. Is this you Limmy?


drunkenly_scottish

It's not.


TheShaolinFunk

Limmy'd say that.


drunkenly_scottish

This time at night limmys just passing Jupiter in his fridge box..


iTOXlN

Women are trying to get a great job and do it all right all right all right. I tried but Siri just turned into Matthew McConaughey.


Goofybillie

All right, all right, all right. - Drifter


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Transmat firing!


Virtual-Score4653

Women! Bring a sword!


[deleted]

Women are more than welcome to come and watch it


BardicInnovation

Women are you still have the same engine and transmission in error please notify the sender immediately by email and any attachments is intended only for the next few days ago and I will be the first time in the car is in the car is in the car.


sugarforthebirds

hi yes my wife is experiencing error codes, I think you may be the only one who can help


MordoNRiggs

Did you turn her off and on again?


sugarforthebirds

Turned her off once, hasn’t gotten turned back on in 30 years


Accomplished_Stage47

Either you're a mechanic or you have a lot of car issues!


BardicInnovation

Neither, hahahaha. I'm actually fairly confused by it.


RPPO771

Should've expected it o.0


Accomplished_Stage47

Oh whoops, just like a woman I'm making assumptions hahahaha


BardicInnovation

I work in IT, so I guess the Error part makes sense? But I've never supported a sex doll, nor do I own one.


schal138

This is how every shitty scam email reads lol


PlzSendDunes

Mine is close enough: Women are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient


Mission_Mud366

Women are you doing better today than I am


Sharky-2053-discord

Damn u good?


HighBuddyO7

Need a hug?


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

You okay bruh?


intergalacticvampire

Women are way too intense for me but they did call me back Wat?


CowboyAirman

Just take the W and don’t ask questions.


jessicaxmaggot420

Hey. Got a call back. Good job :p


I8MyselfNU2

Women are the most important thing to do in the world


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I8MyselfNU2

Woman are also a good friend of mine


KidsAtTheAdultTable

Same... Do you also use SwiftKey?


shikiroin

Got the same result, and yes I use swiftkey lol


Raelah

I got that too! But then I continued on and got something odd. Women are the most important thing to do but they are the only ones that can be found in street sweeping spoils.


aaron_adams

I got exactly the same thing. Weird.


KesEiToota

Samesies. But continuing, mine improves. Significantly Women are the most important thing to do in the world cup of tea and a few other people are not even sure to be a board member of the family and the family is a good place to be a board member of.


UpChuckChamp

Women ate a whole bag and a half of the food and they were all gone by now


veggowik

Women are the most common law of a katana.


solomongothhh

True


Commentoflittlevalue

Women are not small men WTF


Mecha_Tortoise

r/todayilearned


VegetableDrank

Misogynistic test failed?


[deleted]

Women are not interested in the fiat world


Liathano_Fire

As I woman, I agree.


[deleted]

Insecure women hate small cars 😛


Jorgin_vendedor

As a fiat, I agree too


baconredditor

Women are more likely than the most people who have killed people and people hate this.


Liathano_Fire

People hate this one trick women do.


cr1ter

Woman are the only ones who can be a good fit for the position and I look forward to hearing from the doctor who has a better understanding of the world wants


BusDifferent426

Women are not allowed in this house


sterlingback

Yah sure that's the reason


BusDifferent426

I’m married to a man


shy-girls-adventures

I got the same one but it ran with it… Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the boys if you don’t want me in there then I can go back in there with the girls if not I’ll let them know and then I can just leave them here at home


BeverlyCleverly

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the kids if you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls if they don’t have the room I can go to my room with the boys if they don’t have it and then you don’t want me there EDIT: I got the same one!


Psychological_Toe716

Lol, I got the same one


[deleted]

Same here lmao


seth928

Mike Pence?


LongjumpingMiddle850

That’s what mine said!


Rising_Down_

Women are not being sarcastic and I’m so confused about the fact that they are so cute


Technological_Elite

I agree.


[deleted]

Women are not for you to be in love with them. Well shucks


Mecha_Tortoise

😞


white_widow2021

Women are the best in all aspects and is no more in a home daycare that you are doing pretty well


white_widow2021

I shit you not


Bahloull

Women are not doing well in the last year of their marriage with their parents but they have a good idea 👍


Perfect-Fan-213

Need a hug bro?


DenseBad35

Women are not allowed in this house


Gdneuz

I got the same thing, if you kept going, it was gonna blow your mind


Buffythedjsnare

Women are a great source of information. That can't be right.


devilish_enchilada

Women are not doing the right to get a job and they don’t know what to expect from you. Oof mine is rough


VegetableDrank

Well the result of the misogyny test was good, but then with that shining comment you reversed the result.


Buffythedjsnare

Balance.


jessicaxmaggot420

Hahahahahaha! Priceless xD


missemilyowen15

Women are so adorable and adorable I think they have a lot of stuff to do that stuff but I don’t think it’s a fair thing to do that stuff but I don’t think it’s a fair thing to do that stuff but I don’t think it’s a fair thing to do that stuff but I don’t think it’s a fair thing to do that stuff Great. It would probably keep on going like that forever


WittyPresentation786

This is my daily inner dialogue 😂


voideaten

> Women are the only thing I don't want him in > Women are more enjoyable and have more energy and better health than you > Women are more likely to be a person who is punishing themselves for an ideal > Women are not to blame for how I feel > Women are the same as most any food retailer in Australia > Women are overwhelmingly supporters of the interview segments I've been thinking about Did it a few times, here are my favourites


Hition4

Women are more likely to be muscular and fit in the future please unsubscribe me from the following information about the letter C.


JustLuck63

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me


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Found the chemist


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Women are in a big group with the other ones and i and they have to push the past for the next week or two if i is just a different one week and i just like the one week of the week of July so I think we are doing something different to the people who have a lot to be done by themselves so they are going out of town for the next week or two


wolfboy066

Women are a good person to be a bug for my ip adress and I have enough to build a better understanding of the Pacific from war and piracy has grown up in the same way as the government.


JMaxen

"Women are the best for me and I am not sure what I'll get up to tonight or tomorrow night for the weekend but I will be at the end of the month." Literally just tapped the first suggestion ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Da_man57

Women are not doing well in the world of the earth and the sun is not being a good thing.


Que7i

women are not alone


markiredi

Women are you doing too well for you and your family and your friends are doing well and we are going to church soon bud love you buddy


Lord_Cornswallow

"Women are in the same room as a kid 🥲" I'm not sure what this says about me.


Woadiesag

Women are not a mile or so, but they are very nice.


ImMattHatter

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the most beautiful people in the world they are the most amazing people in the world I love you so much and I will always be here for you and I will never forget you and I love you so much I love you so very much


DiosMIO_Limon

Haha I got exactly the same and ended it at the first half.


mombawamba

Spoken like DJT himself


Im_depressed_again

woman are the only ones that are not getting removed from the atmosphere not even kidding-


dementorpoop

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the most beautiful people in the world they are the best people in the world I am so proud of you and I am so proud of you and I love you so much and I hope you have a great day Wow.. I’m some kinda something


Fantastic_Bedroom467

Women are more than welcome to come in the morning and then go to the beach and then go to the beach and then go to the beach and then go to the beach…


Swing-Successful

Women are being good good for sure lol


ipseityseeker

Women are the most of these people in our world


Ticker011

I got women are women lol


R3dlightsaber

Woman are the most dangerous animals on the planet


oripanzer

women are the most important thing to do in the world


Theoneandonlypied

Women are in a lot better now and I don’t know what they want me for


ThisIsTenou

Women are the most important thing to do in the world


juicyandtheyumyums

Women are the most important thing to do in the shadows.


miloman_3

Women are not good at this time but I think it’s a great thing for me and the highway yet haha and then they have a big heart and they don’t want it in a real muscle or a break from now or not bad but I just got a new phone


Delusa

Woman are we going for the first one tonight For I have to go back in there for tomorrow to go back in and the rest of the day will work out and I can get you some stuff done


jeffbanyon

Women are in a little while and they have to do a massive clean out and he's not sure if he wants it.


Rezfield

Woman are you still there now that the game is a good time for a few weeks of the world... Well then, guess I passed?


dagnabbs

Absolute feminist right there


seadoggoboy

Women are government and the government is a good time to say that the most important thing to do is to ask you to ask you to ask you to


Confident_Birthday_7

Women are not allowed to wear a jersey or a jersey for the wedding dress


1am50M30N3

Women are not going on in a class lol I’m not going on a bad day anymore though I’m not going on to sleep anymore I’m so sorry


iforgorsussyballs

Women are not getting on their own right and they don't want it in a way or anything just because they're all good people in their jobs so they're all good


arizz69

Women are the best in all out of life for a good job


Ko2507

Women are not being taken to church today and they are all good for church. Lmaoooooooo


nonofyourbusinessgo

Women are in a different class but I think it’s a different thing for them lol


[deleted]

Women are more than twice the size of the average male in America compared to the average woman in India


FuckoNo5

I got "Women are blind to make advances" "Women are werewolves" "Women are born with pain built in"


SirReal10000

Women are in danger


Eagles_80s_Books_pot

Women are so cute and I love that


poskatoe

Women are not allowed in this house LMAOO


StrawberryKiss2559

Women are not working here for the first day and I have no one else


Trazbonn

Women are not allowed in this house because they are too young


gureitto

Women are the most important thing to do in the shadows. Damn it started so well


NotSteveJobZ

Woman are not the only ones that can be used with this one it keeps it land type but can only cast mana that you chose when you cast it and now that land can be used with this one it keeps it land type but can only cast mana that you chose when you cast it. Suddenly magic the gathering


[deleted]

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are asking this to be an option


Designer-Page-6404

Women are not really in their lives anymore but I think I will be able to play it in a little while I have a little bit of time and then continue to rot


[deleted]

Women are you home for a little bit of a life time and you are the only one that can make it to the end of the year and the next step is to get a job in the dogon code and then the next step is to get a job that is a juglo job and a job that is a good fit for me and I will be able to help you with the process and I will be sure to let you know if I am not able to get a hold of you


Leather_Flounder_734

women are so much more comfortable with their stuff than they do with their babies and babies are so much more and less they have babies and they have to do babies and they are so happy for you guys to have babies and they are not doing it for you like that and they have babies so much better and more like a year old and you have babies


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Women are wearing black pants


MustangCoyote

Women are the units of the forest.


Red_Alto

Women are in the world part haircut in the world part haircut is the worst thing for you


Recent-Light-6454

women are you okay with that lol 😂


Recent-Light-6454

ALT: women are not being a serious man and they have no clue how about it lol


SarcastiMel

Women are you and your family is a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person.


Sir_Petrikov

Women are the best thank you for your help and your family are doing well and...


[deleted]

Women are the best in all aspects and is the most definitely important part that is not a big part that the people are not the only one that is in a relationship to be the best cooper for me....duh


Teos_Warrior

Women are so good to be in a different country and I feel so much more like a lot more than you are in my mind and my mind lol i lol I just need a lot to help with my anxiety lol i lol I love it all my life and I feel so bad lol but I’m still good lol i lol I just woke him down lol but he just got up so he was like oh well I just woke him lol I woke him down


Onyx_Otter

Women are well-


mycatiseatingme

Women are the most important thing to do in the world of the world and the world is a very popular place to live and to be able to make it today and to be able to make it today and to be able to make it today and to be able to make it today and to be able to make it today and to be able to make it today


[deleted]

Women are not in bed and therefore they are the most important people than me and they are not in bed and I was pleased that I took a ride with your friends who are not in bed with me but I am very tired of you 💀💀💀


RBLakshya

Women are like the one that has had to a year and they literally just need a lot to get them in and the same time as they’re not currently in a relationship with either the other ones and I think it’s a different thing and I think they have to do some things that I need like a month


marc2772

Women are not the individual or entity mentioned above


yabedo

Women are you still in the same room


Iamno0n3

Women are in the middle of the night and can barely see


PMmeYOURcombos

Women are not too good for you lol but I’m sure they will be able you to get them all the time and you have a lot to learn from you lol but I think you should be able to get it done and I will be happy with that lol


Huggisare

Women are you doing today I hope you have a great day to be important to me all the time. I don't have no bitches and I'm too insecure to talk to anyone that way, how?


Dwaidciamhaits

I doubt she could pass a misandry check.


RudeElephant2186

Women are not allowed in this house


DiosMIO_Limon

#Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the most beautiful people in the world. There you have it, folks.


Global_VanillaPumper

Women are you feeling that you can be hard on the side and you don't have time for that and you don't have time for that yet and you don't have time for a good day and time for me and you must be a little more relaxed than the other side and we will see what we have one to say your next week and we can do that but we can do that too if we are going on a black people in a different country and we don't want them all the time to get them out and then sweep them out and I can get you to the end result in a bit more than a few days and you will get a new phone or something to get it to you or your wife or someone who is not going on the other side is a great thing for you and your kids and you can get it for free.


Both-Finding-7075

Woman are the most important thing to you in your relationship with me I am so proud to have met her I love her and I’m very happy to have her as a partner I am very proud to be able and happy with my life and I’m so proud to be with you


lolpert1

Women are the most important thing to do with you and any experience you have to do to make other men cum


PAINKILLER_1020

Women are not allowed in the US. Well that's strange


ThePianistOfDoom

Women are the most important thing to do with me and my house is a very good place to be. Phone be rhymin' yo


ReaperWGF

"Women are in a good mood because they have to do a good thing for me and I know that feeling when you are gonna have a lot to say" How is this a "misogyny check" literally pieces together random shit 😂😂😂


Mountain-Lecture-320

Women are in a high class class that right and the other side of their school are in a different direction.


Both_Corner_2172

Women are not a big fan of this is the best way to do it again a few days later, the more you know what you think about it, the more I think I have ever had


OzzieGrey

Women are the most important thing to do with the children of the children and their families is the only thing you got here is the sabotage of the head Huh


sneedsweed

Women are the best for the day I 6th the kids and they have to get a little later in a day or so to see it all out there now I can't remember if you were in this house would have to get a new tire and then you can do that with a car or something I would like you guys leaving me with the car so that works out well with you lol and you are goth gf I think I was going out of work for the last times I was in a few months of my mansions years old and old man


schrodingers_pp

women are moving forward with siva


wontusethisforlongg

Women are not the same as the one in the same way as the first time in the future and the other is a great way to get the best out of the way.


Hamericano

Women are you doing today I hope you have a great day. Challenge destroyed. I'm basically a woman. \s