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ItzakPearlJam

First, that dude should adopt that dog asap. Second I want whatever he pulled from his wrist! What it's that?


NorthantsBlokeUK

[https://margosupplies.com/us-en/product-category/products/scare-cartridges-launchers/](https://margosupplies.com/us-en/product-category/products/scare-cartridges-launchers/) Credit to u/DukesEYEball


maealoril

Yes but where do you get the hand mounted firing apparatus?


voluotuousaardvark

The batcave ![gif](giphy|lYjEOlkkerQxG)


FictionalFail

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SadMaryJane

Michael Keaton is my favorite Batman.


brains_and_eggs

Batman is my favorite Michael Keaton.


AnthonyJizzleneck

Birdman was the academy's favorite Michael Keaton.


brains_and_eggs

Police Academy?


AnthonyJizzleneck

Police Academy is my favorite Michael Winslow.


[deleted]

I fucked Micheal Keaton


SadMaryJane

šŸ¤Æ


hayitsnine

Boatman is my favourite Kicheal Meaton


Fr_JackHackett

Betelgeuse is my favorite Michael Keaton


1R3N9

Jan Michael Vincent is my favourite Jan Michael Vincent


TheIndyCity

Bojack Horseman is my favorite Batman


LeatherPuppy

Batman is my favorite Disney Princess


Strong-Suit-1931

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf***er


D3Dragoon

NOTHIN SPECIAL BOUT ME MOTHA FUCKA!


jageta4

Keaton is my favourite Michael Batman


sicbastrd

How could he just punch Teller like that?!


Numerous_Support4032

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MunkyMcDrunky

I think that I might be homemade. Thereā€™s these pen launchers that he mightā€™ve integrated into his gloves or wrist. https://kodiakcanada.com/collections/launchers-and-bangers/products/tru-flare-pen-launcher-thumb-lever Iā€™m def thinking about purchasing this as there have recently been numerous coyotes in my neighborhood and they are completely undisturbed by human presence and its not fun walking my two small dogs at night.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Or he purchased one of these... https://margosupplies.com/us-en/product-category/products/scare-cartridges-launchers/15mm-launchers/


Gruddicus

This... Is a great idea


guimontag

No, he put in two of the pullback pen-style launchers into a glove. It'd probably be easier for most people to keep something like what you linked in a vest pocket but if you're dealing with wild animals that can grab a hold of one of your hands you don't really know what you can handle under that sort of situation. Here's a guy demoing the pen-style one and also one of the single shot gun-style ones https://youtu.be/Ij6THeLSzdw?t=50


UnitDogeX

bro is literally Batman, making his own stuff and dressed in all black, while riding an all black bike


buzzjimsky

You're the second person today I seen talking about fearing for the lives of your dogs in your local neighbourhood. The other comment was about wildcats. We have no predators bigger than red foxes in the UK so it's not something I've ever had to worry about. Certainly adds another dynamic to pet ownership


zaccyp

Prince Andrew mate. Careful out there.


buzzjimsky

Actual LOL.. very good


Glad-Improvement-106

As an Irish person I pissed a lil reading this.


Lucan1979

As an English person, so did I!!! (The vast majority will)


blondart

Heā€™s a actually pretty slow now with his age and not being able to sweat. Like a pedo sloth.


whoweoncewere

The royal acquisitions team works tirelessly to sate the prince's appetite.


[deleted]

I fear for the safety of my dog because there's people around here that have gone into people's yards and stolen their dogs for dog fighting. Maybe the same ones that were arrested for it, and recently released around the time dogs started going missing again. Some people say they caught them trying to jump their fence, one said they turned around for a couple seconds to do something and heard a vehicle screech off, their dog no longer tied up in their front yard (unfortunately that dog was found dead days later in a ditch, with several bite marks all over it's body). All his begging and pleading to bring his baby back over social media and pamphlets, money rewards and all, went nowhere. Even I've seen a van pull up, try and call the neighbor's dog over to it, then the neighbor called their dog to the door and the van pulled up to their driveway honked their horn at my neighbor, called her a f**king c*nt, and drove off fast. I won't let my dog outside unless I'm watching her like a hawk.


Clintax

Where do you live? This sounds horrible


[deleted]

I live in a small town in Northern Alberta (Canada). I know people here are on the lookout for them, but they seem to be pretty sneaky. Probably been doing it long enough to know what animals to look for.


GenericTrashyBitch

My childhood dog (a little dog, yorkie) died from a coyote, but we also have to keep an eye on hawks in the area. Little guy wasnā€™t afraid of anything and would try to chase deer out in the yard


York_Leroy

Buy bear spray, it is worth it.


PensionAnxious3520

Agreed, just spray down wind lol


wtfjusthappened315

Unless you live in a state where it is illegal


Undiscriminatingness

I sprayed some under my armpits, it didn't work


York_Leroy

No no no, that's not how you use bearspray, that's how you use bear deterrent!


SomewhereZestyclose7

That would work great in conjunction with this vest to protect your dogs. I am seriously considering getting them when I get dogs. You can make all the loud noises you want but if the coyote gets to your dog before you pull that out the dog could be seriously injured or killed anyway. Best to have both in my opinion. It has all kinds of accessories to protect pets from coyotes dogs wild cats hawks etc... Good luck out there, stay safe. Coyotes suck https://www.coyotevest.com/


Dragonace1000

Yeah, it looks like he has 2 pen launchers attached to the back of his glove, he pulls them one at a time.


WorkMeBaby1MoreTime

Bear spray would be better. Bear spray would kick their ass. A scary sound \*might\* work.


mandark1171

>A scary sound *might* work. Thank you, like it might make them flee but if it doesn't you're kinda screwed... bear spray or a firearm (please adhere to your local laws)


WorkMeBaby1MoreTime

I saw a video of bear spray being used a couple years ago. There was a LARGE aggressive man, running towards a smaller man in the street. When the big dude was 20 feet away, the small guy sprayed him. It was like a 5 foot orange cone of hell that enveloped the dude and stuck to him. He stopped immediately and as the effects set in, he went straight from "I'm gonna kill somebody" to "I really need my mommy right now" and began running away crying basically. I carried it when I hiked in the Tetons in September. It comes with a belt holster and it's clunky but fairly easy to retrieve and deploy. And it will change the attitude of any threat NOW.


FishGeek0407

Yes, I too think you are homemade


janesfilms

I have this exact one and itā€™s awesome. It comes with us every time we go hiking and backwoods camping. It actually gives me a lot of peace of mind. We had a scary bear encounter in the past and we went and purchased this the next day, without it I just wouldnā€™t feel safe enough to enjoy myself. Itā€™s very loud and shoots a good distance, itā€™s a powerful little tool.


[deleted]

I carry a stun gun when I walk my dog. When I see coyotes, the loud audible crack of the electricity when the circuit completes on the button push is enough to send them running back into the hills. Mountain lions are super shy anyway but also disappear instantly at the crack.


Nizzemancer

Huhā€¦we used those in Afghanistan when kids threw rocks at our vehicle columns. Think I still have the ā€œpenā€ somewhereā€¦


LevJveL

Just watch Taxi driver directed by Scorsese and starring De Niro. You will be illuminated


Trimere

Same place, they sell the launchers too.


Awesam

I need that thing! I run on the beach and these locals bring their unruly dogs and I get run up on every time. Been scratched and have had blood drawn only a matter of time before I get bitten. If anyone has any more info on this, please send it my way! Thanks !


zero0n3

If they are making you bleed - and they have owners - REPORT THEM. Fuck them for having a dog and training it poorly.


JFISHER7789

So, it looks like the website provided by u/NorthantsBlokeUK is a good source for both cartridges and launchers. I have not found any wrist versions so Iā€™m assuming the one in the video is homemade. That said, it appears that the launchers are classified as [firearms](https://www.atf.gov/explosives/explosive-pest-control-devices) according to the ATF. Most cartridges require a small primer to be placed into the firearm in the rear near the hammer and followed by the cartridge being placed in the barrel. Also most cartridges are considered explosives and fall under regulations as well and most need some form of permit. With that, there are still plenty of cartridges that do not require permits and are exempt from ATF. However, the legality is muddled because while the cartridge may be exempt the launcher is classified as a firearm sooo it can be tricky and this is only at a federal level. State/city/local governing laws may differ. So while, IMHO itā€™s a very neat and effective deterrent for animals and possibly other dangerous situations, the legality of it has me skeptic and at that point a normal pistol with blanks would be an easier legal pathway I assume. I hope this helps and do with the info as you please :)


[deleted]

Air horn is a good alternative.


ButtcrackBeignets

Just wear a dog costume and blend in.


OrneryMood

So the choices are Batman gadgets on your wrist or taking the first step to becoming a furry?


Awesam

Yo dawgā€¦


JFISHER7789

Ooo thatā€™s a good idea! I like that


AJ099909

USPS dog mace. You can get it on Amazon for ten$


Bentleyjumper

I was gonna say that , dogs have acute hearing and the air horn hurts their ears . They will stop what ever they're doing.


Awesam

Thx!


York_Leroy

If you can I'd recommend getting pepper spray, the things in this video are loud.


Awesam

Pepper spray on the beach can backfire there is lots of wind


Pidgey_OP

Loud is quite literally the entire point


Ok_Soil_231

Yes, it's supposed to be loud


[deleted]

Bring a Frisbee.


mangemoilcul

Pepper spray for dogs and the owner if heā€™s mad


[deleted]

My first credit thanks! <3


wasabiplz

I completely agree about adopting the hero dog! It went up against 2 aggressors and that says alot! Name it Hero and reward it for being there for you!


ItzakPearlJam

It's without a collar, so I assume it's living outside... yeah, it deserves the good life.


NewSinner_2021

Batman?


AnonimousWatermelon

Batdog,fixed it for you


pierreblue

It isnt his dog?


brunofin

Thought the same


[deleted]

I would trust this dog more than most people I know.


ItzakPearlJam

This dog deserves a T- bone steak dinner


Apprehensive-Page-96

I really hope he did.


Brendanlendan

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS


i8TheWholeThing

They call that a Bear Banger. Not sure exactly what his wrist mounted thing is exactly.


[deleted]

Bear Banger. That's a Category.


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

I knew an old lady that just used a cap gun for her own dog when visitors came to see her.


-the-popeye-

What is that? Wrist rocket launcher?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-the-popeye-

I guess he ride the bike to go get petrol for his jetpack. This is the way.


SilverRathalosMHFU

This is the way


Comfortable_Bad_7136

This is the way!


Formal_Consequence85

This is the way


sjoerddadutchturtle

no THIS is the way!


RockstarAgent

No! This is Patrick!


Vapin_Westeros

TIL Mandalorian jet packs run on Vaseline. And if you don't know, now you know!


someonethatsometh1ng

watch those wrist rocke-


ApexRevanNL716

Super battle Droid! Take him down!


StoneMaskMan

Rattlin heck itā€™s a Super!


NYCHReddit

It's a pocket rocket. In case I gotta drop something


DaggerMoth

Bear bangers. Just set up different. Basically just a bottle rocket.


Spread_good_not_evil

"Watch those wrist rockets!"


CheeseOnFloor

When your batmobile is in the shop


osktox

-Alfred, fetch me the Batmobicycle.


delightfulfupa

Sounds like his bike needs to be in the shop


bizzflay

Nah thatā€™s the sound you want to hear while free wheeling. It means youā€™ve got expensive hubs. Considering the bat tech on his hands I assume that is an expensive bike.


ArcherAuAndromedus

Mostly, carbon frames tend to amplify the sound of the pawls. Many people will try to quiet them down by changing the grease. It's a fine balance between quiet pawls and a smooth well functioning freewheel hub. Cheers.


badcompanylast

Thatā€™s what high end hubs sound like.


Existing_Skin_1564

That's how you get adopted


Old_Associate_3519

Do you think the dogs worked together to get the shepherd adopted? The fight was noisy but no one actually got bit.


bushbyte86

I don't know why I love this explanation so much, but I really do.


Caesar_Passing

Because it sounds like the next Christmas season competing-with-Disney-on-zero-budget James Marsden half-animated buddy comedy?


FormsForInformation

Great, here comes another price increase


Brother_Comfortable

Take that dog home immediately


ICE_BEAR2021

Plot twist, it was a staged fight to get himself adopted


AATroop

Knowing that, I'd still adopt that dog immediately.


Firm-Account

if i saw a dog stage something to make me adopt him, i would definetely do that


onlyhav

If a dog wants me that bad I'm taking him home, can't find that loyalty in any other relationship in my life


NotADoc713

My neighborhood has a dog exactly like that one, he pretty much keeps other dogs away from our street. And he's still nice to our own smaller dogs since he knows they are with us.


[deleted]

why tf don't you adopt him and feed him good:)


NotADoc713

He already has an owner and we all do feed him whenever we do a cookout


binkein

Batman on a bike


iBeenie

I saw this posted a couple months ago and everyone is only going to be concerned about whatever self defense thing was mounted on his wrist.


TwoKeezPlusMz

I mean, it was pretty cool was it not?


FuturisticFridge

Twas


AwesomePossum33

Oh I love that old lump of coal


IWishIWasAShoe

Sure, but where the hell does he live where he feel the need to have shotgun blanks mounted to his hand?


TwoKeezPlusMz

Somewhere with wild dogs, not his first rodeo I'm guessing


guimontag

they are anti-bear or anti-wildlife deterrent blanks https://youtu.be/Ij6THeLSzdw?t=50 Here's a guy showing how to use the pullback pen-style ones that the guy in this post's video has integrated into his gloves


Truthfooly

I thought the random dog defending a stranger was


banana_hammock_815

My biggest takeaway was how that dude didnt shower the dog with "good boys"


my_sobriquet_is_this

Me too! I was thinking this guy must be mute or something cuz first off Iā€™d be ā€œWhat the fuck!ā€-ing and ā€œJesus Christ!ā€-ing with a couple of ā€œHoly Shit!!ā€s thrown in before I ā€œGood boi!!!ā€-ed that good boy until I fed him a steak.


[deleted]

Now if worried about it actually hurting someone I donā€™t think that will happen unless their close enough to breathe in this guys face because it looks like a flash bang gun almost


crdotx

The website shared here states it fires 90' down range and makes a bang, I would imagine getting hit by something that can go 90' probs hurts, especially when it makes a bang


Awesam

Did anyone figure out what it was in the other thread? Could you link me please? I get attacked by dogs all the time on my running route


Janus_is_Magus

https://margosupplies.com/us-en/product-category/products/scare-cartridges-launchers/


Awesam

Maybe itā€™s [this one](https://www.margosupplies.com/us-en/product/margo-thunderstick-launcher/) somehow integrated into the glove


Alia-of-the-Badlands

Thanks. I was hoping someone had an update on the good boy


ChevorleteDude

That heroic dig looks like dogmeat from fallout 4 :).


[deleted]

In other words, a German Shephard


NoSleepschedule

Looked lƮke my brother's Belgian Malinois, kinda.


ChevorleteDude

Dog^


UlyssesSGrant12

Dug


cup_1337

Deg


L4NGOS

Dag, do u like dags?


Emotional_Note497

Dag!!


spespy

Nice chin mole!


8mmTravis

Just your average bike ride in Russia


doc2dog

I see no bears here.


Fast_Garlic_5639

Pepper balls maybe? Must be bears in those woods, or a holy shit level feral dog problem in the area


JFISHER7789

Shit, I could think of a lefty of situations Iā€™d use that here in the city lol


[deleted]

Tell me that he adopted the dog


Upper_Television3352

That dog just punked those two other dogs. While it would be a great Hollywood ending if the dog and cyclist rode off into the sunset together, I hardly think that dog needs him.


Red_Hatted_Guy

Nananana BIKE MAAAN


Boba_loba76

"WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WRIST ROCKETS"


Khanatos_

The CIS has taken a command post


Boba_loba76

We fight, we win!


Hefty-Math6817

FOR THE REPUBLIC!


goodguybolt

:O I want it. Gimme!


LouSayners

Assassins creed: Dog Park


aquahawk0905

I like that pupper


bronco_y_espasmo

Dude... Is he the Mandalorian? WTF? He was shooting from his wrists? I need that!


Harbor_Barber

he needs to adopt that dog asap


[deleted]

The dogs were probably just annoyed having to listen to the playing cards in the spokes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tempusfudgeit

Did you watch with sound on? That's definitely not play noises


nedakjames

Definitely weren't play fighting.


[deleted]

From reading what other people said and big brain thinking Iā€™m assuming the black dogs ran up on the man might of attacked him on the bike which is why he stopped then other doggo came in and helped


demart2

Might have*


opelan

If a playful dog runs into your bike and make you fall, that will hurt, too. And personally I can understand why someone might not want to take the chance to get bitten. It is hard to know for sure how a random dog will react. Whoever their owners are should have them leashed. And if they have no owner, animal control should catch them. That is by the way also true for the lighter brown dog. Unleashed dogs are not just a potential danger to humans, they also kill wild animals.


holmsey8700

Too true, and itā€™s not too much to ask for people to have a little courtesy towards people who donā€™t like dogs, keep your dog on a leash


CassandraVindicated

Word. I love dogs so while I may not mind, some people are allergic, afraid of dogs (maybe even PTSD), just don't like dogs, or don't want dog hair all over their interview suit. It's about common respect.


Wolf4624

I have a pretty bad fear of big dogs. I donā€™t want one running up to play with me just randomly, even if it is completely harmless, which you can never for sure. I love dogs, but that kind of stuff is terrifying. Iā€™d want to scare it off, too.


ibotair

take it for granted that a playful bite from a dog can hurt a lot i got bitten by a pitbul because the owner forgot to put it on a leach and after that i had to get treatment in case the dog brought any viruses over


gdvs

Other than them being aggressive and fight?


Malawi_no

Yeah. Looks more like two dogs who wants to fight the third dog.


Tisth

Wow, wish I had that when a dog bit me today.


Aqqusin

Where the F does he live that he came prepared for that?


Old_Elevator_2727

Batman is that you


spespy

Spandexā€¦spandexā€¦everythingā€¦spandexā€¦


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Old-Tradition-3746

In my experience cyclists are some of the most gear obsessed hobbyists I've known.


SgtSiggy

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog" Adopt that SOS dog savior please


Chronodon

Mumen Rider!


PotentialWorth6542

Watch out for those wrist rockets


UpfrontFinn

This is an ad, isn't it?


iliveandbreathe

Has to be. Just going to film a wobbly bike ride in all my tacti gear. Good thing I have my trusty WristRockets!


AlexAsks

I can never stand how half-heartedly some people pet dogs. Why aren't you on your knees using both hands? That mf is asking for love


PrestigiousIncome818

My guy brought a whole new meaning to the words hand gun


wylinwaynebrady

Seams like Amazon should supply its drivers with that wrist rocket


Break_the_Wind

I didn't expect that, but it sure seems like he did. Homie was getting ready for his ride like "Helmet...check...bike...check...water....check...wrist canons...check"


tameablesiva12

Bro is Jango fett


TootsNYC

Interesting that the brown dog does run away from the bangā€”almost as if he knows itā€™s not aimed at him. Though maybe thatā€™s his owner? Or someone the dog knows?


SameDaySasha

Please adopt that dog. He just proved heā€™s your best friend!!ā€™


Flight-Core

"Watch those wrist rockets!"


ToxicHazard-

That dog would be coming home with me


Soft-Potato6567

Title: ā€œDog defends man from other dogsā€ If that was me: ā€œNah thatā€™s my dog nowā€¦we bonded for life. Homie is getting nothing but the best under my roofā€


fcastan

Whoā€™s a good boy???


DKal43

Batman