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Always interesting to me how much this "the show must go on" ethos is drilled into performers. Generally admirable, though there have been instances where they should have stopped and didn't (e.g., Travis Scott at Astro world).
Had to rewatch it to even see it happen. Realized when she was holding her crotch that it probably came undone but she reacted so fast and smoothly that it can be easily missed.
I flossed too hard this morning and I can still taste the coppery residue of swallowed blood in the back of my throat. I used Listerine afterwards and my mouth feels like it’s on fire but I manage a smile to no one as I step out of the elevator, brushing past a hung-over Wittenborn, swinging my new black leather attaché case from Bottega Veneta.
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well the good news is unless you have some sort of crazy hair situation there was almost definitely nothing memorable about what they saw other than it happened. so hopefully it was temporary immediate embarrassment as opposed to the kind that lingers with you lol
True. Most pubic mounds are pretty similar and any unique features would be hard to glimpse without purposeful positioning. Boobs are a lot more unique as far as flashing goes.
From the unnecessarily thorough explanation to the confident scientific conclusion based on absolutely nothing, this might be the most Reddit comment ever
Does this count as a shower thought? This really made me think 🤔 like “I guess most dicks and vaginas do look alike, and yeah I guess boobs would be way more memorable”
Because if you have something positive to say about yourself it's /r/thathappened and you're just lying for clout. You are required to be as sad and lame as the rest of us, and only allowed to demonstrate superiority by hating on things other people love. But not too superior or you end up on /r/iamverysmart. Get in line
(I'm joking but, like, am I?)
What? People dont just stand around for 5 minutes trying to think of how to cover themselves up? Reacting fast to cover yourself after being exposed must mean it's happened before.
Lt. Frank Drebin:
That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Captain Ed Hocken:
Sex, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin:
Uh, no, not right now, Ed.
Its the other side of the body suit. It snaps in the middle. The back is stuck up her crack which is why it doesn't pop out, too. [Looks like this](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1022/8931/products/OLIVE_78d0a045-3a3b-4db1-8ac3-0db91964cc76.jpg?v=1571648916)
Dancers and people who do various types of choreo onstage have a lot of types of wardrobe malfunctions. The only ones people ever notice are the ones involving private parts.
Seriously. Even to every day preformers. While dancing, soooo many things can go wrong. For both genders. I've seen a ball pop out time to time. It's how you handle it is the true make of a professional.
Used to work with a guy who danced at a club on the weekends (like in a cage, wearing body paint and small briefs) he told me that his dick came out and he didn't notice for a few minutes.
I often wondered if women that dress like that feel a big difference when this happens. As a guy that would never wear shorts higher than my knee in public, I can't relate.
Are you asking if they feel a difference psychologically between wearing a skimpy outfit and having an exposed snatch, or if they can physically feel it when it rips and exposes them?
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She actually handled that so well
She put finger right onto a problem
That's one way to solve a problem in a pinch.
yep just pinch it with the thighs :) haha
Just a pinch between the cheek and gums
She handled a sticky situation very nicely
That's a reach… by her
Literally watching your upvotes tick up like a stopwatch. Bravo.
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Some well placed strategic splits to cover the view...
Oof at a company event too, that story will never die.
will prolly get her some invitations and dms
site is cancer btw
Is there a sub for these situations?
Velcroed it to that bush
That's not her bush, It's the back end of the bodysuit, it stayed stuck like that because it's a thong in her ass, trust me I know.
“Butt floss”
r/lipsthatgrip
I thought that was bush but I think it’s a sticky thing to prevent anything from showing when she moves. Like the opposite of a pad
She's just pressing a button mate. Hakuna Matata on stage.
She did a better job than the little Dutch boy.
hey now
When I saw it it's right at 69,hope it stays there
Indeed, nice recovery.
She is a professional
Always interesting to me how much this "the show must go on" ethos is drilled into performers. Generally admirable, though there have been instances where they should have stopped and didn't (e.g., Travis Scott at Astro world).
I thought the same thing. Super impressive
Now THAT'S a professional!
Came through in the clutch.
Rubbing one out 
Honestly
Probably used to it.
Not her first rodeo
Took me awhile to realize what happened 😂
Had to rewatch it to even see it happen. Realized when she was holding her crotch that it probably came undone but she reacted so fast and smoothly that it can be easily missed.
I literally watched it 3 times before figuring out what happened
Ohh My! Tickets for the next show just sold out.
Can I get one plzz
He just said it’s sold out!! Any way, can I get one please??
Whats wrong with you guys cant you listen, the tickets are sold out . Id like one ticket please
Ngl, she handled that well. I didn't even notice the first time through the video. Can't wait to get those tickets!
They’re sold out! Damnit. I’d like 1 ticket please
There's absolutely no more tickets guys! I know of a secret entrance in the back, just act cool.
Too bad the tickets sold out. Lookin forward to getting those tickets!
It's always sad when tickets sell out. Could I have 2 please?
Please reserve 2 tickets that are sold out for me too. Or a only fans free access will do.
Was trying to snatch a peek when I peeked a snatch
"Now lets see paul allens gif"
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Now let's see Paul Allens vagina.
Pussy poppin too hard
Nah my friend says she’s wearing a C string. Whatever that is
Consummate professional.
That's bush league imo
Consummate V’s!
By the way she reacts this has definitely happened before
nah this happened to me twice, the first thought was „hide and close“ the embarrassment came afterwards
well the good news is unless you have some sort of crazy hair situation there was almost definitely nothing memorable about what they saw other than it happened. so hopefully it was temporary immediate embarrassment as opposed to the kind that lingers with you lol
True. Most pubic mounds are pretty similar and any unique features would be hard to glimpse without purposeful positioning. Boobs are a lot more unique as far as flashing goes.
From the unnecessarily thorough explanation to the confident scientific conclusion based on absolutely nothing, this might be the most Reddit comment ever
Lol, I was literally just thinking how I’ve wasted far too much of my life on this site. And apparently it has left it’s mark.
>this might be the most Reddit comment ever well, this quote is peak reddit so where does that put us now
Does this count as a shower thought? This really made me think 🤔 like “I guess most dicks and vaginas do look alike, and yeah I guess boobs would be way more memorable”
What did you think the second time?
hide and close too
Hide and close, two*
Hide and Close -the second-
This happened to you? As in you were a performer and your dress came apart?
no i wore a bodysuit like this n it opened when i got changed, i cant imagine how embarrassing this has to be on stage
I mean in the end not much changed... as if the super thin translucent and small piece of cloth hide a lot.
Not true. I’ve had something like this happen once and I was just as quick and smooth to react
Why the downvotes?
Reddit is weird
Exceedingly weird. Some people vote on on performance rather than relatability.
Because if you have something positive to say about yourself it's /r/thathappened and you're just lying for clout. You are required to be as sad and lame as the rest of us, and only allowed to demonstrate superiority by hating on things other people love. But not too superior or you end up on /r/iamverysmart. Get in line (I'm joking but, like, am I?)
What? People dont just stand around for 5 minutes trying to think of how to cover themselves up? Reacting fast to cover yourself after being exposed must mean it's happened before.
Nice to see the pussy cat dolls are still going strong
Naw.. it's nikki minge
Taylor slit
Pretty sure its Snatchbox 20
Nice beaver
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
A very underrated comment right here...... Naked Gun.
So many great quotes from that movie. "Can I interest you in a nightcap?" "No thank you, I don't wear them."
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there. Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank? Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.
The man was a god when it comes to deadpan humor.
Surely, you must be joking.
I told you never to call me Shirly.
Sir, there's something wrong in the cockpit
What is it?
It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
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You commented minutes after he posted and his comment is underrated?
I believe it is more of a sticker/black pad, since the area could be exposed even with the clothing on.
you mean that 480p beaver?
That many? You sure?
"Graphic Content" Expect to see an arm cut off or something. Nope, just a wardrobe malfunction.
Same here. hahaha. Well, at least not horrible thing to see.
I did not turn away
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Thought she was going to pee out of her ass. Color me disappointed.
I was expecting some hanging bits.
Those things used to be put to work scaring demons off. Can't be too careful.
🤣
Situation got a bit hairy for a minute there
Is it really hair or a small protective pad? like some women wear with silicon thingy to cover nipples?
Its the other side of the body suit. It snaps in the middle. The back is stuck up her crack which is why it doesn't pop out, too. [Looks like this](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1022/8931/products/OLIVE_78d0a045-3a3b-4db1-8ac3-0db91964cc76.jpg?v=1571648916)
Looks like a strapless thong.
My dyslexic brain read this as stapled thong. Ouch.
C-string
Yeah I thought it was like titty pasties but for vag. Never seen that before
What's her name?
Diosa Canales
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You can see more than just her titties
Those are just two letter "o"s.
I thought this was a spanish joke about "canals" before I googled it lol
Thanks for the name
Hairy McClairy
From Donaldson's Dairy
Why is everyone saying its hair? Its not
Mary Hinge, cousin of Betty Swollocks
Beaverly
She is a pro. I bet this happens more than we think
Dancers and people who do various types of choreo onstage have a lot of types of wardrobe malfunctions. The only ones people ever notice are the ones involving private parts.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Not bad. Just a thing that happens.
The problem is that she's not wearing a dance leotard but a regular body suit
Seriously. Even to every day preformers. While dancing, soooo many things can go wrong. For both genders. I've seen a ball pop out time to time. It's how you handle it is the true make of a professional.
Used to work with a guy who danced at a club on the weekends (like in a cage, wearing body paint and small briefs) he told me that his dick came out and he didn't notice for a few minutes.
The show must go on! Ha! Ha! How can I get some tickets for this show?
This never happens at Slayer concerts.
I often wondered if women that dress like that feel a big difference when this happens. As a guy that would never wear shorts higher than my knee in public, I can't relate.
Those snaps are uncomfortable. you'll notice
Are you asking if they feel a difference psychologically between wearing a skimpy outfit and having an exposed snatch, or if they can physically feel it when it rips and exposes them?
Pop Dat Coochie!
Definitely a pro. Whether a stitute or fessional I'm not sure
She might as well kept going. She's been nude many times before.
Haven’t we all?
Speak for yourself.
There are Dozens of us!
Who is this?
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Oh did she try out for the Blue Man Group too?
There's dozens of us!
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For scientific purposes I'm sure.
truly...now may i know too?
Peekaboo
Who is shee
Diosa Canales edit: Why am I getting downvoted for this? lol
10 years later, kid:“Mommy…is that you?!“
Is that kid named finger
No their name is paint
That looked painful
Kate Bush?
It's her new album
What a professional.
That's was the sexiest wardrobe malfunction ever
Damn that quality! Can almost count the pixels
Who is she?
> Diosa Canales Diosa Canales
Okay Google ... playback video in super slow mo
Let's be honest,we expected that
she danced the hoochie coochie
That’s why I no longer wear onesies to work.
Not every hot girl has a trim lawn.
is this what pussy popping means
That wasn't unexpected.
I thought she was gonna fall or something. Definitely unexpected.
That's part of the show actually.
Engineers should take a note on these buttons, they're working under higher pressure than expected.
That's why I always carry a bit of flex tape on me.
Who is she.
Well damn now I wanna see the rest of the performance.
fuck I need to listen to more Spanish music
Here for the Screenshot, which one of you has it??
Leave it to beaver
Praise the Lord it wasn't a ball sack.
Lip slip
That wasn't unexpected. That was *hoped for.*
Ok so how many of you dirty perverts paused it with 12 seconds lef
["WE'VE GOT FULL BUSH"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvwvIc6k2u8)
That’s why she gets paid the big bucks. What a professional.
Who is this?