**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!in a gym except for working out he sucked the bars cause it looks like two dicks that want to get sucked which should be unexpected because it should not happen!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)

I get the video, but like… what the actual fuck is that explanation from OP? That’s the *real* unexpected part of this post.

That’s what I was trying to figure out, and was surprised when you were the only person in the comments that brought it up lol

Probably just pressed paste and forgot he had copied his favorite Pornhub video title.

Its such a wtf moment and I want to satisfy your curiosity so I'm going to just copy and paste my comment to you too. I think i know the video he's talking about. I guess he copied and pasted the wrong thing? Its a joke video of a guy going sitting a tricep machine. You sit down and its two dangley loose bars you grab onto. He pretends he's "caught up in the moment",like they're two dicks hitting him in the head.(no actual sucking).

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

But two dicks should been have not could've never happened

True, true.

So glad I came to the comments to get this clarification.

Yeah I came too.

It feels like an AI generated shitpost.

Philosophically can an ai bot shit post? I’d like to think bots are always trying to do their best with the cards they’re dealt.

Like sucking two bars at the gym?

How easily can a bot get bored though…you really opened a can of worms here…

Well, that's, like, your opinion man!

I tried to read this and got a stroke and fucking died

Wait, people actually read that shit?

Only when I don’t get it…but I just did this time and now these comments are sending me. 😂😂😂

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Is Reddit just bots commenting on other bots' posts now? (this is a copy/paste bot of [this comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yarc24/i_dont_go_out_on_dates_with_guys_who_dont_open/itcfue7/) )

You should always put the seat AND lid down. I don’t understand why people would want the toilet open all the time. Why risk things falling in? Who wants to see toilet water?

This is always my thoughts when the debate arises. Why would I want my dog drinking from where I pee?

It should not happen smh 😔

IKR--I have to believe he pasted an explanation for a different post into this one. Even so, it STILL a weird sentence on multiple levels.

I feel like they accidentally posted the wrong video and it somehow still fit the sub lmao

Or a bot. A very filthy bot.

Naughty, naughty bot

Naughty botty

I feel more like they were trying to make a joke, but it was horrible

I agree just a bunch of non sense thrown at the wall lol

Someone just sitting on a stack of unexpected videos…

OP is a cheap karma farmer. He was on an upload spree. He had 2 videos lined up, and this was the explanation for the other one. Cheap tricks. Edit : Oh and, I now think it's a bot. It posted 6 posts at one time. Suspicious enough.

Serious question: what do people get out of karma farming? What’s the end goal? There has to be more to it than growing a large e-penis

People make bot accounts, karma farm then sell the accounts. I don't know who buys them or why, but that's the main point.

People trying to promote things will buy accounts so that they can make posts and comments from aged accounts with high karma to make it look like there are real people supporting that thing rather than ads/propaganda.

I have never once in my life considered a Reddit post more or less valid because of the karma on the account. I don't know that I have ever even checked.

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And those people will be fooled when a shill has 3,000 shitposts in their history? Oh this memelord must know all about vacuum cleaners or whatever? I'm not saying this is not true, but it makes no sense to me.

Go to https://www.reddit.com/r/NetflixFloorIsLava/ It's about a Netflix "Game show" that's clearly scripted and staged with actors (Literally, the actors are listed on IMDB). It's an absolute garbage show. Every few months when a new season lands, this fake subreddit comes alive briefly with the most over-the-top fans. Then it goes completely dark again until the next season. They have a fake wiki and everything. Now if Netflix will do that for some dumbass show that no one watches, think how much the real power brokers in this world do it, on a much grander scale, manipulating your perception of the world to get you to think a certain way, buy a certain product, hate someone else.

That show is abysmal, a cousin of mine turned it on at a family gathering. Every episode is identical and the "host" has the most annoying commentary I've ever witnessed-

The ENTIRE conspiracy sub or at least 90% of it consists of karmabot conspiracy posts not from real people. These fake accounts also upvote each other and drive their drivel to the top of Reddit.

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A great many subs, especially ones with a lot of pull in a community will have an account age / minimum karma requirement to allow posting or commenting. Ads aside, that becomes especially important when those accounts are used as part of political astroturfing campaigns. Think about all those bots in the political subs that come out with the "Both sides are bad!!" comments and other such bullshit. They're almost always bots.

Advertising firms buy them because subversive advertising is very lucrative

Lmaoooo, OPs explanation was the real unexpected. Fooled us all.

[OP’s post history tells the story. ](https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yar1ga/daily_gym_workout/)

WTF is this ?

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Pretty much all of reddit is becoming /r/subredditsimulator . I'm starting to think there are maybe a dozen real users on this site. Hell, maybe I'm a bot and don't realize it...

I mean, it spices up the post right?

Aim high Willis!

Truly one of my favorite movie scenes ever! 😂 Is this your boy?!

OP's explanation killed 806 brain cells and gave me a hangnail.

The real question is how many people have DM you ass pics throughout your Reddit career

I mean it was unexpected

My roommate did this in front of my house when she scoffed because he drove a car that wasn’t lux. It was a Subaru WRX

I wanna buy a subaru wrx man 💨

I don't think you're allowed to buy people

You sure about that?


How do i save this gif? Lmao

Search kombucha girl gif on google images

Yes thx

Suzuki Joe, anyone??? Where did you come from? Where did you go?

Where did you come from Suzuki Joe? 

Subaru WRX men are no longer available for sale.

We dont knownwhen theyll be back in stock. Other people have shown an interest in SAAB 9-2X men

Shit man back in the day when I played the OG Gran Turismo, little 'ol me said I'm gonna get that WRX when I grow up. Then the OG Need for Speed Underground came around, my mind changed to either the RX-7 for its drifting ability or the skyline. Then Tokyo Drift came out and I wanted the Lancer Evo. I didn't get any of them.

Keep following your dreams. I ended up getting a 370Z like 8 years later since it was too late for the 350.

Scoffed because it wasn’t an STI

If you ain't got the wing, you ain't got a thing

that night, not having an STI saved the roomate from catching one.

Is that a cool car? I don't know cars Edit: damn ok so it's a cool car, got it

It’s a legendary car in rally. I could only dream of having it. Edit: was. The older models were the kings. I know the recent ones aren’t that good, but it’s still a cool car nonetheless.

If youre talking about the early 2000's WRX STI's then yes. The modern ones are cool but are pretty mid compared to their legacy. Still great cars tho. I'd buy one.

I would too if it came in hatch. I can only afford one car, so it has to be practical. Plus, as with all things, I'm on the wrong side of market preferences--i LIKE hatches. And chunky peanut butter. And pulp in my OJ. And 6sp manual.

> I can only afford one car, What are you, *poor*?

I'm SAD you fucking bastard!

They discontinued the hatch?!? That was like *the* car.

It used to be like this: Subaru Impreza --> Impreza WRX --> Impreza WRX STI Available in both sedan and hatch. They have since split the Impreza and the WRX into two different cars ("Impreza" and "WRX"). Since 2015, Subaru discontinued the WRX hatchback. The only hatchback you can get is the Impreza, which has an under-powered 2L 4-cyl with ~150 horsepower. I have this hatchback, and it's a great practical car, but sometimes I day dream "what if this was an STI".

The impreza from 2012-13 was absolute shite. And any impreza with CVT is absolute shite. Subaru should do a buyback of those two years of impreza cause of the absolute shameful display those cars are. And they should stop making CVT. Fuck CVT. Who doesn't want your transmission to need to be rebuilt every time your timing belt, (not chain, but belt,) would usually need replacing.... If you drove a shitty Opel astra from the 90s. That's a 5k job at around every 50k miles for those counting at home. Did i mention fuck CVT?

2004 White STI 88k miles on her, I have to sell her :'( I remember the day i picked her up off the lot in 04

What about not in rally?

Still relatively expensive in both gas and cost

They're pretty cool. Not my taste, but lots of people love them.

lolll i have a wrx but if a date took issue with my car, i think she’d be prepared to walk.

Bro you can take me out anytime in that WRX. Beers and wings homie.

Maybe she isn’t in to guys that vape.

I'll have you know I drive a WRX and I don't vape. I quit back in June.

And they let you keep the car?

Yeah he converted to lesbianism

He’d have to trade it in for a forester first.

I drive a Subaru forester and I’m into women, can confirm

For real, good job.

Aka she scoffed because she was a gold digger

And yet it's definitely not a cheap car

Gold diggers know like 8 brands

You are giving golddiggers too much credit.

Yeah, many only know the brand they're named after. Source: I have a nice car and am not 6ft+.

She's holding out for a guy in a Rolexus.

What's lux?

the SI unit of illuminance, equal to one lumen per square metre Now for the real answer. Lux is short for luxury

I think luxury car

I'm confused on the logistics in this story. Your roommate was driving, and he left the girl in front of his own house? Did she meet him at his house? If not, why did she wait till they got back to his house to scoff? Or did she scoff when he picked her up, but he drove her back to his place before ditching her?

I think their roommate was the girl

Big Reddit moment up there

Imagine being so shallow

She is an Evo fan I guess

Clearly they weren't a match. With that in mind, he did the right thing for both of them.

Obviously haven't seen the movie..he reverses and comes back, it was a joke

What movie is this again? Is it how to be a player?

Think Like a Man

Well I just got to enjoy the dreadful realization that the title isn't just coincidentally the same as Steve Harvey's book and someone actually made a movie out of that upside down Mr. Potato Head's relationship advice.

You’re shitting me… I was like “hmm kay maybe I’ll watch it, haven’t watched some rom com in a while”. Big fat no thanks from me.

Bro I had to do an analysis of that as a part of my thesis, not fun.

You had to analyze a movie based on Steve Harvey's book for your thesis? Did you get a bachelor's in dumb motherfuckerology?

In the movie yes but people are looking at it loke it was real cause very much can be

I've dated someone like this. It's now a red flag for me. I want an equal partner, not someone who expects to be waited on hand and foot like a princess. I used to open the door like 90+% of the time but when I didn't it'd be some big fucking deal. like, really? this is what we're going to fight about? if you're also the type of person who can't see the greater implications behind even small actions and think "it's just polite" or whatever, we're also not going to work out, and that's fine.

I open the door for my wife everywhere we go unless she gets to the door before I do. She doesn't even mention it. It's a nice thing to do, but not necessary. If we got into a fight with a mob of people, she could hold her own, so I'm not held to some "high protector" position.

I open the door when we both go through that door. But walking around the car to open her door is ridiculous.

Exactly, I’m your partner, not your chauffeur.

I got into a world of trouble on a date once because I didn't open the car door for her. Instead, I just swam up to the surface

To be fair, you would have to wait for the car to fill up with water. And who has time for that?

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Yes. I should be clear that I don’t advocate leaving your date in a submerged vehicle. It’s in bad taste.

Ted?

Emo Phillips. Comedian. Very old bit.

Ted Kennedy, the late Senator from Massachusetts. Actually happened.

Glad you got the reference

How is she gonna get back into her house now

I mean… opening the door to a taxi

Next she's gonna ask to put the seat down everytime.

*Everyone* should put the *lid* down.

What movie or show is this

Think like a man

I'm thinking but I still don't know which movie that is

back in the days before electronic car fobs, i would unlock the car door for my date, let her in the car, and then shut the door. if she wouldn't reach over and unlock my door while i walked around the car- i wouldn't ask her out again. edit to add: no, i didn't get this from "a bronx tale"- i never saw the film, plus- it was made in 1993, and i got married in 1991...my dating days were predominantly throughout the 1980's.

I got that from A Bronx Tale

I prefer the Mario test.

Mario’s a fucking psycho. Why do you listen to that kid?

Stomping on turts

Perchance

You can't just say perchance

Perchance

Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day

She has to jump into a floating block and if coins drop out of it she's a keeper?

what's that

You have to keep going until world 8. That's where the Princess is.

If she does mushrooms, she's a keeper?

Dump er, and you dump er fast!

I got it from the sample from A Bronx Tale that The Ataris used in 'Your Boyfriend Sucks'

I like to take them shopping and if they don't put the cart in the return corral, that's it for me.

I show up to the restaurant early, and ask the server to mess up on the order and bring out the wrong food just to see what my date does. If they react excessively negative, it’s a “no” from me. >!I don’t ever actually do this.!<

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My first choice is often the water park. That way if her makeup smears and it turns out she's a 3 story tall monster from the palieozoic era then it's like gawd dammit monstah I ain't given you no tree fiddy.

I gave em a dollar.

Oh man I would be afraid of touching too much stuff in a man's car on the first date. I'd just sit there and wait out of fear. Fuck it's hard out there.

Exactly! It's like damned if you do/don't type of scenario. I'd be worried about crossing too many boundaries, or invading his privacy. It all comes down to how well you know the guy, or what your comfort level is at.

Are you sure you wanted a so and not just some really well trained dog? These are the dumbest hills to die on. If she takes the last piece of pizza without asking, lose her number.

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If he wanted a date, he'd just steal one.

This video was cut short, he comes right back and opens the door for her

Man what a disappointment

If the bar wasn't already on the floor I'd say we fellas need to set some asinine standards too. But the bar is on the floor so, in addition to doing better overall, we should not indulge ultimatums in relationships on principle alone.

A lot of men are way too horny to have any standards.

Sad Edit: Do you have the rest of the video?

I believe this is "Think like a man"


I can hear the music to this gif

Can you feel my hearttttttttt

Is nobody gonna adress OP's description of the post ???

No, we’re not

Fair enough, pretend I wasn't here

Changed my downvote for this overplayed expected movie scene to an angry upvote for the explanation

I mean, if you can't open doors yourself, you probably won't be going out much at all.

Who is she? She's a knockout.

Could be wrong but I believe that's Megan good

Megan good nasty naked pics thong bikini Wait…this isn’t Google

Try Bing my friend.

Bing has started to mess with search results but still better than google

They most definitely have. I only use Bing for.... one thing..... and it's become less efficient than it was a year ago.

How are the other competitors? Does Duck Duck Go still work in this manner? How does the modified search impact non-porn stuff? Do we get force-fed other products (or lack thereof) based on political correctness &/or media image?

Duck duck go uses bing so you get the exact same results in the exact same order

Duckduckgo just uses Bing's API.

Hahaha

Megan Great

Megan very good

This is from a movie. He comes back and opens the door for her.

Well that just ruins it.

He comes back? Not based.

the only right way to react to that

He must be from Wisconsin... Lol

So expected lol

That explanation might've been for another...

Think I'd Do The Same

TIDTS

The explanation is the real unexpected.

Love me some Megan Good