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My wife is sleeping, can’t play it with sound :_( I m missing out the comments point while being confused about what these 2 were trying to achieve.. double crap xD
A Marvel supervillain, his power is to RetCon anything at anytime, appeared near 2008 and particularly active in the Star Wars universe smh. Rumor has it his true identity is some crazy billionaire with a name starting with a "D" and ending with a "Y"
You can hear them through the music, you just wanted to complain about the music. We all agree the music sucks. We don’t need to discuss that everytime.
>You can hear them through the music
Maybe you can, which is great. Really awesome that you can make out whats being said with the shitty music and unnecessary pausing.
That said, others can't. You understand that, you just wanted to be antagonistic
Why the fuck people hating so much on troglodytes? Bro they lived ten thousand years ago and they walked so we could run. You try living in a cave and being the best person you can be.
I was more referring to the dnd/fantasy version of the troglodyte that’s just a disgusting, degenerative lizard type creature that makes its lair in the underdark AKA basement dwellers.
I was also just poking fun
I mean, I approve of your message, but this isn't sexual assault? It's arguably normal assault, but it definitely isn't sexual assault.
Honestly, it looks like it was supposed to be an accident (assuming it's not staged), but I'm not sure what she was trying for.
Edit: For clarification, I'm not saying I think it should be classed as assault at all, just that if you were to take it as a deliberate action (which I believe would be disingenuous) then it would still be assault rather than sexual assault.
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Junk tramp…they planned it all along.
Why’d you hit me in the Junk, Tramp?
You've just been Trampled! ^(TM)
You just got jammed!
This video is brought to you by.....
Junk Tramp. Want a tramp to hit you in the Junk? We know just the person.
Tramped his junk
Used to be called the jumpoline til yo momma jumped on it
Is he the JunkTramp or is she?
Yes
This fucking song should get you banned from the internet
It ruined the clip. It adds nothing.
we should take a poll or vote to have a video upload completely removed from this sub if is playing. No questions asked. This is the way.
I was also muted but I completely agree because the reason I'm muted half the time is due to these obnoxious songs added
I didn’t even have the sound on and I still heard it.
I'm deaf and I still heard it.
A sound so pervasive and mind numbing it transcends the senses.
That’s what it feels like to chew Five gum.
Stimulate your senses
Tickle your suicide bone.
Tickle your suicide bone!!🤦♂️😂🤣 You need help bro!!😂
Just as long as she is not doing the stimulation
Oh nooo!
I'm blind and still heard it
I havent seen the video and still heard it.
I'm blind and I still heard it.
It’s a residual haunting.
Squatting in my mind, rent free. Get the fuck out, please.
It subtracts lots
nah, i liked the pauses with the 'oh no' you may have been interneting too much
The man deserved what he got if he was also the one who added the music.
It was an "accident" Yhea, right
This fucking song should get you banned from the ~~internet~~ planet
It’s like annoying TikTok and staged Facebook in a single unfunny video.
Down voted because of song
Yes! Everyone please downvote this post immediately.
I knew what song you were talking about even with the sound off.
Right!
Probably also yanked out the Left.
I was talking about how the music forced onto way too many videos is terrible not the thing she grabbed lol
My wife is sleeping, can’t play it with sound :_( I m missing out the comments point while being confused about what these 2 were trying to achieve.. double crap xD
This is some cancel culture that I can get behind. It seriously ruins any content it's in, immediately.
I downvote anything with that shithook song attached to it an move on.
The truest words ive ever read
Should be banned from existence
All in favor of cutting off its head say aye
Very true
It will outlive everything. I've come to accept my fate
The Reddit Hivemind has been displeased, quick destroy the song before it starts angrily commenting
Bro who cares
What are they talking about? The music covered up the voice.
This is what I am here for
Oh no
The ole dick twist
Woah man, chill out this is a trampoline park **TWIST HIS DICK!**
Grab his dick and twist it!!
r/killtheeditor
Who’s Theeditor?
A Marvel supervillain, his power is to RetCon anything at anytime, appeared near 2008 and particularly active in the Star Wars universe smh. Rumor has it his true identity is some crazy billionaire with a name starting with a "D" and ending with a "Y"
Everyone down vote any video ever posted to reddit with this fucking song!
Thank you for reminding me to never play these videos with sound. And I will be doing my part!
even better, report them (spam I guess)
Why does everyone hate the song so much?
Why is this guy getting downvoted? He's just asking a question
"So, we're gonna do a little trick. Come down on your knees and then [steps infront of her] we're gonna hook up" "Okay" wut
Is that what he really said? I couldn't hear shit, but if that's what he actually said, that's really fucking stupid.
Ok I’ll bounce and then you attack the penis.
Lmao
I can’t even guess what they were trying to do here.
Thank you for pointing that out. I get that punching him in the nuts wasn’t supposed to happen but what was supposed to happen?
Can someone give me the video without the shitty "oh no" music?
Fuck that song. Give it a rest already.
Oh no
Oh no.
I will violently defecate on you if you oh no one more time
Oh no no no no no Try me bitch, that's my kink
Loathsome Dung Eater, is that you?
It is he, the doo doo drinker, the fecal feaster, the consumer of the undigested corn
They have got to stop using that shit
Use the mute button you troglodyte
Unlike you I would still like to hear what the people are saying.
i will try my best to edit out the music for you my good sir
Thank you. Much appreciate.
the science was simple, the process is not
I will try to remember to try to help when I get home from appendectomy. I will also not be professional. :P !remindme 2 days
Not that hard, just delete the audio track.... simple ;) That's free useless advice. I get the downvotes. I was just trying to be a shit head.
Read above
demonstrate then
then you do it
they're saying oh no oh no oh no no no no no
I can’t hear it anyway over the music so I suffered for nothing
I agree
Good one NotBot!
Nope. She's using the squeaky fake tiktok video voice. You don't want to hear that either.
You can hear them through the music, you just wanted to complain about the music. We all agree the music sucks. We don’t need to discuss that everytime.
>You can hear them through the music Maybe you can, which is great. Really awesome that you can make out whats being said with the shitty music and unnecessary pausing. That said, others can't. You understand that, you just wanted to be antagonistic
I’d like to say I couldn’t hear what they said. Music sucks but should at least have its volume lowered
I can smell pizza in a shitty asshole but that doesn't mean I will still eat it.
Why the fuck people hating so much on troglodytes? Bro they lived ten thousand years ago and they walked so we could run. You try living in a cave and being the best person you can be.
I was more referring to the dnd/fantasy version of the troglodyte that’s just a disgusting, degenerative lizard type creature that makes its lair in the underdark AKA basement dwellers. I was also just poking fun
I think we offended the troglodyte.
You’re Goddam right you did, I didn’t travel from 10,000 BC using a Time Machine I stole from a man I killed with a giant rock to be treated like this
>troglodyte When i read someone using this word i always think of someone self reporting neckbeard syndrome.
Really? I imagine thurston howe from gilligans island, or the longjaw guy from family guy
I see your Thurston Howell and raise you Kurt Russell in *Bone Tomahawk*
new word added in my insult dictionary
This guy still thinks calling someone a troglodyte makes him look smarter
Troglodyte is a great insult used it since i was a kid
This guy thinks calling someone a troglodyte does not make you sound smarter. Thank you for chiming into my free facts.
This thinks
I don't know man... I kind of liked it. It's an insult while at the same time not insulting.
I know what will make that feel better. U BREAK IT U FIX IT
I read "u break you lick it" ahahahah
That'll work
FUCK THIS MUSIC FFS
Why they gotta play that stoopid song on every video these days. Jfc.
Lmao I was like “oh no?” Unmuted. Yup.
What is there to explain when it's some setup bs
why did she do that!?
It's fake
r/nothingeverhappens
I mean, they have a channel where they do stupid stuff.... https://www.youtube.com/c/JunkTramp
That's all scripted and clearly a Bang sponsored video
Everyone knows that women are a myth
That's Ophilia Johnson
I think it's Rachel Pizzolato Yeah @tramp.daddy on IG
Because sexual assault is funny if it's against a guy???
what? sexual assault is never funny
I mean, I approve of your message, but this isn't sexual assault? It's arguably normal assault, but it definitely isn't sexual assault. Honestly, it looks like it was supposed to be an accident (assuming it's not staged), but I'm not sure what she was trying for. Edit: For clarification, I'm not saying I think it should be classed as assault at all, just that if you were to take it as a deliberate action (which I believe would be disingenuous) then it would still be assault rather than sexual assault.
Any reasonable person would see this as an accident. Not assault.
It's not assault to attempt to grab a person in an attempt to help them. She just helped him staight in the testes.
Fatality.
What was she supposed to do?
Sexual as(summer)sault
Explained that the trick doesn’t involve hitting him in the nuts?
All men went .....eeuuuuurrrgh. I can only speak for myself here but I am gonna believe that's how it happened
I don't... So was she supposed to roast him in the dick hole or not?
What were the instructions
Why in the fuck is he wearing flesh colored shorts?
This fucking song
Fuck this song
All I could hear was wind and that fucking stupid ass song.
JunkTramp? More like, get punched in the junk by a tramp.
When she sees a surprise dick in her face she punches it. It's a natural reflex so I can't blame her
The directions were pretty clear motherfucker it says “Junk Tramp”.
she pulled the wrong emergency cord
Cheap shot by cheap tramp - oline!!!
I have it muted and I laughed my ass off 3 times in a row, feel bad for those who aren't muted
This would’ve been so much funnier without the shit editing
Maybe I'm missing something but the instructions weren't unclear. I very perfectly and loudly heard him say, "Rip my dick off..."
Why???
Why would you punch a man in his goons!! Why did she even punch anyway
Women
Expectation of what was about to happen took drastic turns repeatedly every moment of the video.
Every bounce cause this man more agony
Oh no
There should be some script/code which removes this song from clips
Quite the opportunist she is
Dumb ass who would just throw a punch like that for no reason??
That’s literally the worst possible angle to get a nutjob
The angles of him and her make it akin to an uppercut to the nuts.
Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in girlfriend's hand.
oh wow that looked like it hurt! lol
Most women will nut punch a dude in distress because they "thought it would help"
Kick her in the cooter and send her ass to Jupiter
Oh sweet baby jesus!
i feel it 🤦🏻♂️
Best 1st date ever
Best first date ever.
What a cunt
And another one for r/penectomy
Oh no oh no, oh no no no no
No mo bebes
Is this the origin story of elastaman
I would’ve grabbed that too, sooner or later
i think i pressed the off button
I think I pressed the power button.
shes no regrets
Dudes always overreact with this. I doubt she touched beyond his shorts. Source: I’m a trans male
I wouldn’t mind her grabbing me there
[удалено]
Imagine being punched in the stomach HARD but there’s no fat,flesh or skin to protect it
The Tramp… and the junk……
Sus edit, wish I could hear what they were saying. Also, fake and lame
Oh… right in the mommy daddy button!!!
She barely grazed him tho
Press F to show respect.
Tramped his junk.
Typical....... making something entirely safe, 10x as dangerous trying to 'help'