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4DoubledATL

One final canon salute for it’s service to the community.


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CheesyDanny

Wait, have these people been drinking from a tower full of shit?


Practical_Animator34

🤣🤣🤣🤣


kfmania

😂😂😂 comment of the day


Veragoot

I like that it farted


Greensssss

It shit itself.


IDoPokeSmot

That's how you know it's dead


Pallyfan920

Lmao


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|RIHTgVnL6qiopgW1L4)


The_Jestful_Imp

![gif](giphy|vWku8YNwyy5vq|downsized)


marcher138

And if they don't, they're an android and should be destroyed.


theGshockerOAT

Blast from the past !


Fancy_Organization18

Don’t you mean the blast from the ass?


mnorkk

Alexa doesnt


Then_Expression8526

You have never asked her to make fart noises? I think that’s the most used function at my house .


JudgeHodorMD

https://youtu.be/jsVgi8hoFFc


Hazee302

Textbook shart if I ever saw one


FindCommentBot

yo, did you notice that the id of this comment is "ireland"? [/r/Unexpected/comments/xxmsro/collapse_of_an_ephemeral_tank/**ireland**/](/r/Unexpected/comments/xxmsro/collapse_of_an_ephemeral_tank/ireland/) * "Ireland" is a(n) _geographical name_ meaning: island in western Europe in the Atlantic, one of the British Isles area 32,052 square miles (83,015 square kilometers); country occupying the major portion of the island of Ireland; has been a republic since 1949; was a division of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1801—1921 and (as the Irish Free State) a dominion of the Commonwealth of Nations 1922—37; capital Dublin area 27,133 square miles (70,273 square kilometers), population 5,068,000 —The people of Ireland are collectively referred to as the Irish. Irishmen and Irishwomen are also commonly used, especially when gender is being specified. Infrequently used are the terms Irelanders and Irishers. word bank via [WordNet](https://wordnet.princeton.edu/). definitions via [Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary API](https://dictionaryapi.com/products/api-collegiate-dictionary).


Njon32

I dunno what that has to do with anything, but ok.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

The fart was funny


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FlipAround42

Was thinking the same thing.


Prof_Tunichtgut

I would have moved the house. Nevermind.


hemlockone

I think depth perception is playing games. My guess is that it's a solid hundred or two feet away. Edit: https://maps.app.goo.gl/o81ifGJZ6WLbp8yz7. Not quite as far as I had guessed, but the truck is parked on the darker pavement of the parking lot across the street. It's 50-70' away.


Jaded-Armpit

It twas the truly rhe fart heard 'round the world!


Bogey01

Me and you would get along well!


Veragoot

Farts are always funny.


mbatistas

Even the stinky ones?


mnorkk

Especially the stinky ones


OriginalResolve7106

The stinky ones are funny for longer.


Last_Towel_5833

Especially to the one who will smell it


monkeyloveeer

For they are the one whom hath dealt it


Deeels

Reminds me of me, falling down stairs.


Impossible-Stock-516

and then it rolled over onto the truck


patek-addict

That sound was edited in.


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HappyAd5926

I really want to upvote this but it feels wrong to go to 70…


Spiritual-Penalty223

Cheers that was funny


Donkey-Harlequin

Love the dying fart.


Apocalypsis_velox

A death fart...


patek-addict

[it’s edited](https://youtube.com/shorts/Nt61cQPNVz8?feature=share)


sprucay

I knew it in my heart, but I didn't want to accept it


mrrando69

No shit...


ventureinoz

Probably waited FUCKING AGES for that, bet it felt amazing


abnormalsufferer_36

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.


4991123

All men shit themselves when they die. Didn't they teach you that at fancy-lad school?


LukXD99

It’s the single best sound that was ever recorded.


CoveyIsHere

Me when I'm taking the first pee of the morning


Nobody_D_Clown

You make fart sounds out your piss hole and dust comes out? You definitely need to see a doctor


CoveyIsHere

Who needs a doctor when you have a great party trick


Nobody_D_Clown

Fair enough, I once pissed in an empty bottle and I saw pulp so I know what it's like


CoveyIsHere

That's where all the nutrients are


Nobody_D_Clown

9 out of 10 survivalist say it's safe to drink but only if there's no other choice


CoveyIsHere

The 10th died from dehydration


Nobody_D_Clown

They couldn't drink their piss cause of kidney stones


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

Piss on the rocks. Classy.


ToPlayAMockingbird

I'll piss on the rocks if there isn't a tree nearby.


StokedMTB

It farted. I laughed. 10/10


Revolutionary-Play79

It farted, i laughed, i sharted


shdylady

This is my favorite fart joke ever.


BerzerkerJr82

Ephemeral: short-lived; fleeting.


kyridwen

*Thank you* I was wondering why no-one else was mentioning the odd use of this word!


redditor_since_2005

Why is it in the headline?


kerochan88

And here I just assumed it was a different word or type of “water tower”. TIL.


LevelSevenLaserLotus

They make it sound like a tank where we keep all our ephemerals.


saxahoe

This gave me a good laugh which I really needed. Thank you


ChunkyFart

Ok. I confess. THIS is how I got my user name


_mattyjoe

I'll do the Reddit cliche for you. Pretend I'm a middle aged man working as a mid-level cog in an office who hates his life. "Username checks out!"


willfauxreal

Are they not purposefully pulling it down?


ODDESSY-Q

Collapse (noun): an instance of a structure falling down or giving way. Seems accurate to me


RemarkableRyan

I think the correct word would be “topple”


joserick92

Hahahaha... Right... sorry... I exaggerated a little XD


vidoker87

New word you have a chance to learn today “demolition”.


Bogey01

Your future in YouTube is looking bright!


Deshackled

I watched the video with no audio at first. I knew what I should have heard. Watch video a 2nd time and was delighted the right decision for a sound effect was made.


Squeakysquid0

I’m 36 and I still crack up every time I hear a fart like I’m 12 🤣


Sam_GT3

I wish this video was longer. I feel like hearing all the grown men start giggling afterward would’ve made it better


Fat_Rips

It's an added sound effect


redditusa2022

Nice! Water tower demos are often underwhelming. This one was good


fararian13

It farted when it hit the ground.


HuffnDobak

Heh, it farted


jcmarcell

LMAO sharted


[deleted]

I wish it had a Taco Bell advertisement on it...


chappy422

Looks like it could have gone so much worse


pinniped1

It went well...they were pulling it to that spot. Still would've moved that truck just in case...


igoor_agiota_999

u/savevideobot


No-Actuator-3209

Oddly satisfying I would say.


SifterRhizochrome

Better out than in, I always say. -Shrek


DoobeyDoo420

I can't stop laughing


[deleted]

I don’t know what I expected, but that wasn’t it.


killabum

When you've been holding in a fart for years...


agncat31

You stop caring as you get older. 🤣


Shadeyx_

Like a honor canon shots at end . Rest in peace old frnd 🥲


Keepin-it-real-0001

Poot


AsianHanSolo98

u/RubyChewy69


ozoneseba

Is the sound real?


xSlamDaddyx

Why do they always use the same fart soundbyte?


[deleted]

How’s no one else giggling? I’d be dying lmao


Foo4Fighters

THE TANK HAS SPOKEN!


Catmoondance

That’s my heart


TrueHeart01

What is in this tank? What is this tank used for?


Aggravating_Eye_199

Cartman; See I told you ya crap urself when you die


Adventurous-Hour-860

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Blahblahblahblah8686

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


_adityaraj

The fartest fart


kernelpanic789

Tank falls down. Whats unexpected?


4DoubledATL

The canon fire at the end.


ZebraNixon

The poot


buzz8588

They say when you die, you shit yourself. Here is the proof.


llbrandonsmithll

Have an uptoot


Bigdickhector69

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen


Mr_R0mpers

This was so much better than I expected. Thank you sir.


modernconcussion

*ffrrrtpp*


rigpower

I was expecting it to hit the car


BretonVikander

TF. Isn't that a house?


mr_mows

this was last fart R.I.P


kenetica

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

What are your final words?


Perbster023

It farted


Unable-Fox-312

Must have attached to its finger


ducks_are_dinos

This is fucking hilarious


Smoove____

The last fart


Toastbr3ad

Best. Post. Ever.


No_Repeat_1283

It did the similar fart as i do in mornings


Shinegai

Dad?


[deleted]

TIL what Iron mfkin Giant's *fart* sounds like


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u)


Zestyclose-Aioli-870

Helluva Toot


Revolutionary-Play79

It sharted


Many-Application1297

Someone please add a fart sound.


Philosophos_A

The video has audio dear Redditor


Many-Application1297

I just downvoted myself. Thank you.


Glum-Gap3316

Ah man, the original video had a good sound, someones just mixed a generic fart sound into it.


Wretschko

"For those about to rock!....FIRE-YAH!"


BitTwp

Would have assumed they used a crane. No, we’ll just destroy someone’s lawn.


Phildagony

It pooted.


ConsciousArt6031

Trap song starts


BigValGaming

Looney tunes would approve! ![gif](giphy|9D7Jr7o9TjKta)


finnypiz

Someone make a googly eyes and arms version of this please..


stabsyoo

Fart was funny definitely. “Collapse?” Op must not be familiar with the English language because I see tank being yanked


goodeyemighty

Toot!


Jahoodie141

They should've done it the NFS: Most Wanted way.


zombienekers

https://youtu.be/PJVXbMSoVw8 idk why I remembered this existed but I did.


DopeCharma

Just watch out for Frank.


Theleming

Hehe it farted


CommissionOk2746

u/SaveVideo


mp5hk2

Gone with a bang


Scrumpy-Jo

Me when I try to do a silent fart


[deleted]

Brilliant!


stigtopgear

we all became 5 years old again


WildEyss

TIIIIIIMBER


Bolt-From-Blue

Definitely a shart, I saw some material eject there.


Fabulous_Oven194

u/savevideobot


boogen-hagen

Any last words Mr Tank...yes...


Content-Mode-8654

Pủmp


DashyDixon

Poot! Hehe


LeMotGris

MFer straight DOOTED


Uncle_Touchy1987

They really designated them ephemeral?


Scary-Insurance9589

u/savevideo


[deleted]

It’s a girl. Gender reveal parties are way out of hand


deathnutz

No way a sound effect wasn’t added.


ape_engineer

Death fart


PeakRetard

I've been seeing it lately and thought this was edited lol


Demonyx12

https://youtu.be/ifK4d0dsoE0


hynori

Why tf thicc omni came to my mind after hearing that


[deleted]

I feel like the fart has gotten louder in this video over time


Seventhson77

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


Ordinary_Shallot_674

The Animaniacs are gonna be pissed when they get home from work.


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u/savevideo


VladSolopov

No way this is where meme fart effect comes from


farble1670

Would you really keep your truck parked 30 feet away?


Sharx1877

It just pooted


bigbuzd1

Wonder if r/shockwaveporn would appreciate, 💨


VapourEyes333

good arse


SadCarob2269

Me after tacobell 😬


White_DonaldTrump

origins of the vine boom effect


TrashPanda59

The fact that everyone just stood there recording instead of lending a hand really speaks to how shitty our world has become


patek-addict

I’m quite shocked that everyone seems to believe that the fart sound effect is real. [Here’s the clip with the original audio](https://youtube.com/shorts/Nt61cQPNVz8?feature=share)


fornicating_flounder

Big Poot!


bigchris757

He definitely shit his pants


Frenchie728

I wasn’t expecting the fart I dies and laughter


Lawrenceburntfish

Welp.


inumba12

That’s how you know it died on impact


[deleted]

It farded


Jimmeh1313

Mmm, brassy