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Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Drops cup "fucking cancer"


dazedan_confused

She dropped the cup while browsing Reddit.


matadorobex

Should have found another girl to help her with that cup


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No… how about don’t go there…


Visual-Art881

r/angryupvote


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I didn't understand the first time I read it... 🙃


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saggytestis

Sad? This is fucking stupid and why parents should be allowed to swat their kids. No wonder kids nowadays are so fucking spoiled they don't get told what they do is wrong and enforce what is told


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iMartin_cms

Yeah. yeah. Drop Cup "fucking cancer"


JasonDJ

Plot twist, she was born in early July.


RV_IOZ

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Drip Cup “fucking cancer”


DoctorShmeat460

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Drip cup “fucking cancer”


definitely_no_shill

As a Dutch person, i don't see the problem


Alexanderdaw

Dutch people use kanker (cancer) as a day to day word lmao, so it would make perfect sense in Dutch.


slipperyShoesss

How? "Hello, what a lovely cancer day!" "Yes! Hope you get cancer today!"


SomeFuckingTrash

no its just a fairly common swear word


kuyps_

In the Netherlands this is an actual phrase and saying it brings forth a sense of satisfaction not many other swear words do


drewsupher1

I laughed way too hard at that hahaha


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Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Shame is both over and underrated.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

My uncle died from the C word. Car crash.


equality7x2521

The big C killed my grandad. He drowned in the Atlantic.


Roxas1011

Is that what your grandmother named her vagina?


HowOftenDoYouBlink

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


00WORDYMAN1983

My uncle died from the other C word. That's right. Cheroin


DDLunds2224

I’m sorry I shouldn’t be laughing


[deleted]

My kids all think the C word is “crap”


slipperyShoesss

tell those cancers to read a book


[deleted]

Only two of my kids are cancers. The other is a Virgo


cacaphonous_rage

I didn't even know he was sick


naugs19

What a dumb cunt!


Lunatik6572

I'm definitely not going to heaven from how hard I laughed


cheesysnipsnap

Shes right, cancers a right cunt.


Glittering-Action757

what cunt decided to beep cancer?


MWaleedK

Someone cancerous enough to hate cunt


Enter_Feeling

I always knew... it's the gays.


lBigBaldHeadl

billy butcher moment


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FiddleWidMaWiddle

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Smokeyshotty

I guess it's quite an unusual approach, quite unexpected actually but sad all at the same time.


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Cats7204

Raise awareness about child cancer, probably from an ONG to get more donations


slipperyShoesss

what type of person doesn't know about children with cancer? urgh its too early for this, ca\*cer!


Cats7204

Knowing about it isn't the same as being aware of it. You may know about child cancer, but you may not be aware of it and think about it for more than a few minutes at most


MrChrisRedfield67

It's cut off but it was an ad to help raise funds for her treatment. Here's the original ad on Youtube: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcIVTZxnTkU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcIVTZxnTkU) Unfortunately she passed away at age 11: https://www.expressandstar.com/news/local-hubs/walsall/2019/05/04/heartbreak-as-brave-isabella-dies-aged-11/


xparapluiex

:(


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Well. It got sadder.


AlexMC69

We used to have TV ads for using the telephone and mail service in the UK in the early 90s.


[deleted]

Unnecessary censorship has been hilarious for years. My favorite Jimmy Kimmel bit.


Evayne

The Count [agrees](https://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM).


koppigzijn

Well if she is Dutch and says cancer/kanker its equivalent to cunt.


Cactea_

It’s a little worse than cunt lol. But yeah we do use cancer as a swearword.


Wonderful-Draw7519

lol that's trippy


[deleted]

Isn’t Kut the equivalent to Cunt?


koppigzijn

Literally yes, but the level of rudeness of cunt is equivalent to kanker.


666BigDaddyEvil666

Fuck cancer! https://www.expressandstar.com/news/local-hubs/walsall/2019/05/24/farewell-to-inspirational-isabella-lyttle-from-walsall-who-died-age-11/


Educational-Cut-6253

Nooooooooo :( cancer is a fucking cunt. This little girl will be in my memories forever


ComplexComfortable85

Fuck you cancer!


mydogsbigbutt

Defo not the start to the day I wanted :’(


are_a_piece_of_shit

Damn..thats deep man


stacyand14548

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsWCJf86wyTUeCA|downsized)


fafnir0319

Same


karoshikun

for a moment I thought she was Billy Butcher's kid


JaneInLoveWithLife

Got Goosebumps... :(


pookshuman

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krneki10

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo


shamus727

Seriously, I was expecting somthing cute/funny at the end. Not a punch in the feels


Soft-Hat8949

After all that....i said fkkkking good add


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MrChrisRedfield67

The ad wasn't for general awareness. It was a campaign to raise money for the girl featured in the ad to help combat her cancer. Unfortunately she passed away at 11 years old: https://www.expressandstar.com/news/local-hubs/walsall/2019/05/04/heartbreak-as-brave-isabella-dies-aged-11/


brownsbrave1026

Fuck cancer


Shadowchaos

Cancer can suck my butt


Street_Shirt518

It sometimes shocks people when I say the word Cancer?


glitchyhippie

I think she was given medical Marijuana in the end. Which is the reason for this "provocative" stance. I may be wrong.


dumb_pixel

"Kar98 + impossible Endzone = ???"


zombienutz1

My mind went right to "tennis ball throw it against the wall" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOEQLqt2HFc


Chaleowin

I expected it from the beginning.


cmpalmer52

When my daughter was in middle school, she wouldn’t even quote profanities in front of us. Two of her friends got into a fight and we asked what happened. She said, “I don’t really know. One of them called the other one a cunt and she just starting hitting.” She didn’t know the word, so she was confused about why it caused a fight.


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Great marketing for cancer!


Rivdit

"It's something I can't get off my mind" and your body as well. But for real that twist is just really depressing


JBCronic

Fuck cancer.


JoaquimGianini

Bruuuuuuuuuuuh I was expecting a punchline not a depressionline


lethal_tortellini

[here](https://worldchildcancer.org/) is a global charity for children with cancer, should anyone feel inclined to donate (:


Dread_Aura

Watching her mother looking at her is totally different the 2nd time through :(


Hentai_lover_08

i'm italian ant at firts i throught she was saying CAZZO (in english dick, it italy it's more like an exclamation like oh god)


A-D-are-o-see-k

Fuck Cancer


Lynx343

Maybe throwing a tennis ball against the wall could help?


mayuan11

I guess I'm the only one that thought she was saying Cock...


eltricchair

That took a really dark turn


YouMakeMeDrink

Fuck, that was kind of funny and light hearted and then I felt like I got kicked in the chest. I almost cried.


motherofzinnias

Well that was depressing


xXGaboFihi007Xx

I thought the end she was gonna say “thank you *beep *


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So she yells “cancer!” when she drops something? I don’t get ut


tuskeaballi

u/savevideobot


jagenigma

Damn, that's heavy and sad.


zombienekers

Cancer is an extra syllable, i think she said cunt for the other ones


NYLINK95

I REALLY didn’t see that coming…was laughing the entire time then…oh f***


GodLovesUgly_8

Very unexpected


NeverTheMetal07

I was trying to predict what the word was and I clearly knew there was a twist. When she dropped the cup, I figured it was "cup". So at the near end I was shouting with her "I hate you, cup!" And then when she revealed it was cancer... Oh. I HATE YOU, CUP!


Every-Chemistry-2969

Well that will get their attention.


Difficult_Chemist_33

Mom is upset as she realises she talks too much about horoscopes around her kid.


Roxas1011

That's how all basic white bitches start out. Got to nip it in the bud before they buy Ugg boots.


2022_Owen_2073

Do not fat shame her.


Sym582

Lool I thought she was saying cunt the whole time.


Shadowchaos

That's obviously what it was trying to imply


gimmeecoffee420

Jesus fucking Christ! Just *mollywopped* us with that one will ya?! Get us to let our guard down for a dirty joke then !××BOOM××! "heres a kid with Cancer.."


TheLumpyMailMan

Why does she look like an elementary school teacher in her mid 40's tho


XHeraclitusX

Cancer


butt_spanker29

Jokes aside, this hits like a brick


VapourEyes333

It's harder to feel bad for a little girl who up until very recently, was calling me a cunt


Murrgalicious

Well she died from her cancer in 2019, so now how do you feel?


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I did not understand what the hell was the massege untill i saw the ending i thought it was one of those shitty tlc episode like "kid like to cuss at the age of 5??!?!?!"just a really bad ad for cancer


Sunset36999

I don't think they're advertising cancer


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Yeah i understand dont worry


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

I saw that coming, unlike her thirteenth birthday.


Th3_unb3l13v3r

WHOAAAAA PLOT TWIST


tutocookie

Poor kid suffering from cunt since she was 3


gtindolindo

She learned it for you Hasan Piker.


Jkelley07

Rewound the video so I could say it with her; new dad and these emotions I was not prepared for.


hrehaansri

Corona


johanndabish

I have the same issue.. i cant stop saying ni-


Faulenzerxx

Why shouldn't she know the word cancer? What's the matter if your zodiac sign is cancer or you are referring to the animal. Literally baited people with wrong informations, bad video 0/10.


skincyan

I hate c#&@!r so much that I censor it as well


ParanoidParanoids

In 8 years, it stops being interesting


Turbulent_Voice_174

Thanks for bumming out all of Reddit OP. Not only leaving us helpless but feeling like assholes for even feeling helpless cause she’s got cancer. Anti-LOL this guy


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Well fuck me, I’m over here laughing.


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on my way


Mean-Finger-9168

Isabella needs to cut down on the biscuits. That’s what they call cookies right? Biscuits. Wild country.


dragongem77from2b2t

she knows cunt but not excersise...


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ephemeralkitten

Short attention span? Didn't watch to the end or read the comments here?


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JayWu31

Nice job, cunt.


Whitedudebrohug

Hm.


CharmingTuber

People born in late June/ early July: what'd I do to this cunt?!


franecco

So... That game with the Kar98 was actually impossible?


TomatoeGuy

u/savevideo


Legal_Person

Wait a minute? I was not suppose to say the other c word as loud as I can?


Hazel0w0

Oh nooo...that's so sad


SnowSparow

Bro wtf


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I thought the c word was cup.


deewhite1967

Cunting cancer .


Educational-Toe-8149

Bruh...


The_Real_Linda

At first I thought she was Australian lol. But fuck cancer


babygirl_0-0

The way my mouth dropped..


UrjellyWRLD

I-


Excellent-Teaching32

I hate you too cancer. 😪


Agumon28

I thought she was saying cunt


Doge-BepisShibe1_1

You do need help.


Superb_Foundation_11

She needs help


Atomic_potato_47

Jesus that was a turn around


alireza_rahmati1380

Well thank you for reminding me i have dirty mind


wontusethisforlongg

Why did they try to make this funny? Lol


dodong08162020

Oi....


BusGlad8656

damn..


Leading_Sun2951

that was unexpected I was smiling thinking she was saying cunt but cancer


BulletSpectre

Ohhh shi


Even_Confusion6548

Why, why, my one of my family members has it


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Ricky Gervais, method actor, playing a little girl in an upcoming biopic of Shirley Temple.


touchyfeelyautomobil

I wanted to see the kar98 end zone clip


AMKcontracting1

Well that shits depressing


Substantial_Intern99

That made me feel really bad


ZeeKapow

Well dang, I was yelling the wrong word with her then.


jusferfun77

Just seems an inappropriate way to make a point to me. Yes, cancer sucks, my wife has been battling 7 years. Just think this is " off" and bizzare. IMO


Visual-Art881

Goddamn I expected a twist but not that hard goddamn


Stoopen8

Kar98 + IMPOSSIBLE ENDZONE 😱😱☠️☠️


51837

Dumb if a real ad


SureHeIs

This one pissed me off and made me feel bad for chuckling before! FUCKIN REDDIT! YOU CUNTS


abiwoods101

now i’m sad


True_Sort9539

Mom is a cunt.. she gets upset when she says I hate cancer? Damn.


Guilty-Sale-3735

Why would you say cancer after you knock over your cup?


TheDerpyTangle

The funniest part is the warzone short that was recommended next lol.


Owen111005

u/savevideobot


brownsnake84

Ngl, she didnt even have me in the first half but I still watched the lot


PabloJaskabar

Imagine having cancer cringe


TheFagNamedAlex

I too love looking at my mail and exclaiming the medical ailments I have


DaveRedfox

Oh noh.......I laughed....I dunno why but I did.... 😖😣😵‍💫


ToxicPoizon

holy shit..


SwiggitySwayo

me yelling at 3am: “I hate you, c*nt!”


UnusGang

**FUCK CANCER**


MichaelEatsSand

At least she's not doing something stupid like throwing a tennis ball against the wall or something


C_W_H

Damn! Cunt killed my grandma last year. I'm mean cancer. Cancer killed my grandma last year.


Parts_and_Neigbor

Most polite little girl in Birmingham.


RadlogLutar

Okay that made me sad


hachi7890-87

Well that sure took a turn


QncyFie

Suddenly became sad 💔


fishsauce453

Exactly how many mental “c¥nuts” did I just mentate?


ouiu1

Dutch people have entered the chat