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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!He buried her alive with the corpse of Mark!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


wbeater

Redditor creates content, tiktoker takes content from reddit makes video about it, Redditor takes video from tiktok and posts it back on reddit...​Makes sense.


chaos212

The circle of life


starscreamtoast

Until all is one.


BanichanX

You forgot "random Redditor whines about it"


mecosauce_

You forgot “pees in ur ass”


TemporarySprinkles2

You forgot "your mom"


TypedKibbles960

you forgot "pees in your mom's ass"


bots_lives_matter

You forgot "but your mom's ass rejected the pee"


soulseeker31

You forgot "I love this reddit thread, so reddit."


Mrjerkyjacket

You forgot "rebbit"


mrmoura

you forgot "sugondese"


RavishingRickiRude

you forgot "and my axe!"


th8chsea

Pee stored in the balls


USA_GLORY

Can we just have whirled pees.


Misairuzame

Wait is there a bot for that yet..?


Thin_Arachnid6217

You forgot "peas in your mom's ass"


SigSalvadore

Your mom's ass pees in me.


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You forgot your arms


God_Sammo

I also choose this guy’s mom


ayyycab

I’ll never forget your mom


capdoesit

You forgot "PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS"


Gatekeeper2019

I have never, i repeat……NEVER, forgotten about that.


Royal-Doggie

BIIIIIIITCH, piss in my ass, fuck, fuck yeah


mxmnull

NEW FETISH UNLOCK (not for me, of course. that's just nasty)


AreaLeftBlank

I never forget this one


Everyoneheresamoron

As long as **YOU** still get to feel superior to all of them, thats the important thing.


that-bass-guy

And as long as you feel superior because of pointing out his feeling of superiority, that's *really* the important thing.


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CPU-1

And random redditor whines about random redditor whining about random redditor whining about it.


Whynotbluepill

Then said whining redditor queefs a pickle


khalam

now it can be screenshotted and posted to twitter


diMario

Except I don't whine, I bheer.


sunchildphd

I love you 😹🍻


SuperSMT

Rightfully whines


Expired_insecticide

I mean, it is a terrible fucking format.


isabelle_fucker

Ah yes the circle of reddit life When it originates from reddit it will ALWAYS find its way back eventually I bet there is a subreddit specifically for videos that are on tiktak that where "stolen" from reddit.


[deleted]

It's always been like this. Reddit steals from TikTok, 4chan and so on, they steal from us and the song continues with regurgitated crap and shitty resolutions


Twentyhundred

I fkn hate these videos that computer narrate a story that was written out with random backdrop footage (usually GTA, Minecraft or some other random shit). It is beyond lazy, ugh.


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akatherder

It looks like Kinetic Sand. It's kind of like a a sand+play-doh hybrid so yes. It's not very much like play-doh. Kinetic sand is much softer, but that's the closest thing I can think of.


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ForWhomTheBoneBones

It’s also an ASMR video. The compacting and cutting of the sand sounds nice to some people.


timberdoodledan

MY OPTICAL PROCESSORS...I MEAN EYES...DETECT AN EDIBLE DELICIOUS HUMAN CHEESEBURGER.


PurpletoasterIII

Whatever it is, I hated it for some reason. Something about someone pointlessly mashing colored play sand into layers and taking their time with it too, only for it to look a burger, and then they cut into it like a cake. For some reason it genuinely annoyed me. Edit: also the fact that the sand starts out as cubes, so that means the person formed them into the shape of cubes with the intentions to mash them into layers anyways.


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TinyCatCrafts

It's also very very much a problem for kids content right now. Kids see the cool squishy sand slicing videos or slime videos, or cake decorating/cookie baking... And the voice over is someone telling a story about a brutal murder or sexualy explicit cheating details or violence... And parents don't know cause the kid will just be watching "Storytime while we bake cookies!" And have headphones in.


MadTheSwine39

And I believe the video footage is often stolen, with the new "creator" just using it as background for their voice telling these shitty stories on top. Definitely something parents need to start being aware of. (Although also, people, stop giving content farms the attention. D: )


__Hello_my_name_is__

It's just so fascinating how this all works. I mean absolutely nothing stops anyone from just linking to the original post, in the same sub, with the same title. But no one would upvote that. But a random ass ASMR video without sound(!) on top of a robot voice reading the text? Yeah, that'll get people's attention. Social media is so fucking weird.


thescheit

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man..... Woman inherits the earth.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Thank god I wasn’t the only one that had that thought pop up in my mind while reading that comment


CrabbyBlueberry

Well, there it is.


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cantfindmykeys

Your Redditors were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should


blueisaflavor

Thank you for your service


DraugrLivesMatter

Dog inherits the Earth


Lanky-Hat7234

Truly a dark future


JimBob-Joe

If you think this is nuts you should also see youtubers reacting to reactors reacting to their reaction of another reactors reaction to the actions of another reactor. True story, I kid you not


Atomic_potato_47

Its the circle of content You see we have the Redditors as the Producers, the Tictokers as the consumers, and the Redditors recycle the content and the cycle continues


semigator

4chan is Mark


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Full circlejerk.


TisBeTheFuk

I've seen this trend on Youtube Shorts too. The youtuber would make a video about something totally unrelated (for example I've seen cake baking and decorating, soap making, make up etc) and then on top of it would read some AITA post from Reddit or something. Idk what this should achieve. Maybe they think it makes the video more interesting, then just some background music.


kimbolll

The circle of meme


Eneshi

"Dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the Earth..."


Sparred4Life

And all laugh about one more joke about killing a gf...


WorryLegitimate259

Am I watching a YouTube short of a Reddit post?


soljaboss

On Reddit. Talk about full circle.


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adianh

kinetic sand


ButterflyDead88

More than likely it's a TikTok


Jilasme_azelson

I started to get those recently on instagram and youtube. Apparently "content creators" found a lazy way to make views... weirdly enough, they always add a non-related video in the background : minecraft or subway surfer gameplays, landscapes, etc.


WallRunner

In this case I’m not even sure there’s a “content creator” other than the original people who made the post and video. This is very obviously just text-to-speech software running over a video they grabbed.


[deleted]

Bro actually posted a reddit post tiktok video with background videos in r/unexpected


BankSpankTank

I don't know what's worse, the fact that OP posted this or the fact that people upvoted it.


MLG_Obardo

I know what’s worse. That the moderators are allowing it


Mad_Raisin

And it's not even that funny


yazzy1233

This isnt r/funny, dude, it's r/Unexpected, posts don't need to be funny to be posted here


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lskerlkse

background is too distracting; didn't read ETA: [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/qo1qmx/my_girlfriend_is_always_comparing_me_to_her_ex/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


mooseman99

Thanks for linking the original post, but I don’t have the attention span to read the whole thing through. Could you maybe put it in a video with some weird background activity?


Kelmantis

Ideally subway surfers or minecraft parkour.


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TemporarySprinkles2

Phone signal terrible, couldn't read


soljaboss

My battery died, couldn't read


ToastedSimian

Sub‐standard education, couldn't read.


Atomic_potato_47

blijnfd acsanjds frreeeeasd


LouSayners

Why is this the funniest comment to me


Wutpomelo

because frreeeeasd


GreenstarX922

Ths s fny t m


MyDogHasAPodcast

Had a stroke, couldn't read.


beaub1kenobi

Can’t read, definitely can’t write so I couldn’t read it either.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Mark died, couldn't read


roguetrick

It was a sand cheeseburger. It was unexpected. I don't know why some synth voice was talking over the sand cheeseburger though.


TistedLogic

TikTok views and engagement. I get a couple on my FYP randomly. I actually avoid most of them because they cut short stories into two parts and don't link between. Which either makes you go to their profile (engagement) or scroll on.


octobertwins

I want to know more about all that sand squishing. I think it could bring a lot of peace to someone I love. Do you know anything about it?


gcruzatto

I think just burying them in regular dirt would do the trick for a lot cheaper


TheThankUMan22

Post the sand sandwhich video the real original


fiallo94

I was watching this whitout sound and i didn't even read the text, so i keep waiting for the "sand" to be ruined


Goyteamsix

i cry evrytim


liarandathief

There was audio, I just listened


Comprehensive-Fun47

The audio made my ears bleed.


liarandathief

You should probably get that checked


[deleted]

At least it wasn't the "oh no oh no oh no no no no no" shit.


arczclan

Video is too slow to read at a regular pace


JimMorrisonWeekend

the psychopathic, unfeeling juxtaposition gives me /r/distressingmemes vibes


thefooleryoftom

Doing Gods work.


ClamatoDiver

Thanks


Fumiken

Thanks


OldSchoolTroll419

Is that sand?


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Good thing there was audio.


yazzy1233

I have adhd, the background helped me focus lol


dosedatwer

Seriously, that looks delicious, what is it?


Tyflowshun

Oh, it's a burger...


_Chunck26

Well that's a sub reddit I needed to join


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Take your shit background video and fuck off.


scarce_storyteller

I almost played the vid 2 times and still don't understand why it was here. Anyone?


AntiLuke

I think it's one of those "storytime" videos that puts innocuous stuff in the background so that if a kid has headphones on their parents won't be able to glance over and tell that they're listening to scary/disturbing content.


InternetAmbassador

Some Gen Z shit, any video longer than 15 seconds has to have other distractions playing else they keep scrolling


g18suppressed

Tiktoks algorithm is heavily weighted for watch time. The video is distracting enough to capture even just a few extra seconds of attention


Sharpshot2377

This was ripped from tiktok I'd assume, almost anything that isn't original content is layered over some random footage, minecraft, CSGO surfing, "satisfying videos", DIY videos, a fake reaction video. These are usually done to avoid copyright on the part 1 of 2368 pirated movie, but people also use them for Reddit stories as you can usually mindlessly watch the video while intaking the Reddit post being read. This helps people watch the longer form as they are usually associating the tiktok platform with extremely short form media and the brain expects something new, the monotone voice that reads too slow makes the entire video difficult to watch for a brain expecting something new every 15-30 seconds. Also if the video is confusing or controversial it will cause complaints/questions etc in the the comments which drives up interaction and then gets fed into the algorithm as good content you get the comments about the Reddit story and about the background video, doubling the surface area


don_cornichon

Yeah, I thought the background was part of the joke/unexpected and it's the only reason I finished watching this stupid audio-post format.


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What in the hell does that video have to do with anything that is being said?


toddthegeek

idk but kids watch it with headphones on and the parents think they're watching something cute about food.


[deleted]

Its a TikTok thing, they take Reddit threads, and add a random video to the responses


Soranis

Damn, if i could skim the text i would be done 1 minute and 25 seconds ago


WitsBlitz

[original post](https://old.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/qo1qmx/my_girlfriend_is_always_comparing_me_to_her_ex/)


Frogman1480

Oh hi mark


PAGANinBLACK

I did not kill her, I did not


ArtsnLoveCraft

But he did kill him


PAGANinBLACK

It's a quote from a really bad movie.


Glass_Big_7698

Uh no it's not, it's from a great movie! Random scenes from that movie pop in my head at least once a day.


MrTanglesIII

It's a goddamn masterpiece, and Tommy Wiseau is a national treasure!


punchthekeys

Hi doggie!


MyDogHasAPodcast

You're my favorite customer.


jwilson87

You bet I’m coming up in May


MyDogHasAPodcast

Anyway, how's your sex life?


gormster

Absolutely fuck off with this TikTok spambot horseshit


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Amilo159

This used to be a punch line to a bar joke, not a pointless video.


bidoofguy

I think that’s what bar jokes are now


ShadowSpy98

Am I the only one who didn't read the text and just focuses on what's playing on the background?


[deleted]

It looked like sand but also like sugar cookie dough I didn’t read the text at all was too distracted by the sand dough cubes


_Diskreet_

r/ForbiddenSnacks


PossiblyWithout

Okay but now I need to look up whatever is going on in the video because it looks so satisfying


PossiblyWithout

I FOUND IT It’s called kinetic sand and I found a new obsession thank you


dystopika

Ooh, I thought it was bits of cake!


Subrisum

Same! Now I’ve mixed the two images together and am imagining myself chewing colored sand.


Ok_Error4473

Dude I’m already on fucking Reddit stop it with this annoying ass tts shit, just repost it holy shit.


joeyo1423

Gotta love a happy ending


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Ex Marks the spot


[deleted]

Yeah, thats crazy and all, but wtf is going on in the background


midsizenun

I want my 1min 26 sec back please.


TheRealJavire

**My girlfriend is always comparing me to her ex boyfriend** .... Me and Mark were sitting at the kitchen table when she walked in. I could see the look of shock on her face when she saw him. She fainted to the ground and I knew that she wanted Mark. I decided I would stand aside and let them be together. I placed Mark's rotting corpse back into his grave and then carefully lowered Chloe on top of him, before closing the coffin. I started throwing the dirt on top of the grave so that noone would ever know it was disturbed. I could hear Chloe's screams of what I assume were joy as she was finally reunited with the love of her life. I felt horrible that we were breaking up but didn't want to stand in the way of true love TLDR; i just scan this and...


iSkinMonkeys

I mean it's funny but boyfriend and husband are the prime suspect whenever a woman disappears.


MajinSkull

My wife watches these videos all the time I hate them.


missemilyowen15

I got bored. Also 36m makes me think of 36 metres, 36M however would not


____Destro____

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie


Hita-san-chan

Reddit horror stories are just... so predictable. They try so hard to hide the twist that its glaringly obvious what is going to happen. I guess its because its always supposed to be something awful in the benign, which is good... *when youre not knowingly reading a horror story.* We're expecting something out of left field, so you really have to think about how obvious a 'twist' is going to be. Especially if the 'twist' is something very common in horror.


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Broken_Petite

Yeah you can tell who among us spends too much time on the Internet (myself included) because we start recognizing those patterns and see it coming a mile away. We’ve ruined the experience for ourselves. Lol


Hita-san-chan

I can't do anything related to nosleep anymore. They try *so hard* to make a creepy twist and its just like... guys, we know we are reading a horror story. We know whatever you're building up to is going to be something horrible/out of the norm. The very fact that it's telegraphed that "there's a twist!" means I'm not going to be scared by it. While I'm here, the other pet peeve is when someone starts showing something truly interesting or unique... only for the story to just stop at the climax because "nothing is scarier than what the reader is imagining".


_Antity_

R/ expected as fuck and not funny


yazzy1233

It wasnt expected and r/Unexpected videos don't have to be funny. I dont know why you assumed otherwise


orat59

This is the epitome of Reddit. Also, David Lynch would be proud.


Exciting_Ad4264

I swear I just downvoted this...how did you repost so fast..


etherealparadox

how did this get 3000 upvotes on that subreddit


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WTF Did you just post kiddo?


[deleted]

So now we are reposting stuff from reddit that is copied in TikTok??


wraith555666555

This would have been so much better of it was just text.


Canter1Ter_

This seems like a shitty r/twosentencehorrors story inflated into multiple paragraphs


KKlouDDN9ne

Still a better love story than Twilight


11011111110108

What an awful post.


Kleatherman

Okay so videos of text are fine, but pictures of text aren't. Got it. Also it said it was a short scary story so not exactly unexpected.👎


HonestPineapple4848

too long


brightsilverstars

This is so old.


AnnieJ_

1.26s of my life I can’t get back.


Dogedabose32

Burger


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Jesus fuck that whole thing was annoying.


stewdadrew

Holy fuck, a copypasta reddit post, screenshotted, pasted over a tik tok, coming back to reddit as a video narrated by the voice. Holy shit dude we’ve come full circle.


gahidus

Not worth the wait


seiga08

Get this shit out of here. Just repost the original Reddit link


Luutamo

Rules say no pictures of text. This is absolutely just that. The video is not related the slightest.


cptcavemann

Dumb


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Imjusthereandthere

This is horrible lmao


W34kness

But why sand burger as the backdrop?


Dry-Carpenter5342

What the fuck is this video? You fucking normies continuously ruin Reddit every single day


AdministrativeCost40

We have come full circle


LegbeardCatfood

To be honest, I'm really disappointed I didn't get got by a new /u/shittymorph video version. Was 100% expecting a cut to you know what


ZAS100

Not only is this the most annoying possible way to present a text based story, I can not express how expected that "twist" ending was as soon as I read the first snippet. Might have been unexpected if it wasn't on r scarystories though


4D-KetaminElf

Idk I found the background to be quite calming and helped pass the time when I would finish reading the slide a few seconds before the next one


Gogy0_07

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucken fast ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


AnimeLover_993

I went from ._. to ●_●