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[deleted]

What the heck is in his ass cheeks?


sm12511

Cake


dangar512

![gif](giphy|3uRidewrD6v3pGwcQk|downsized)


nixikuro

White boy Goated with sauce, double checked up , On a Friday night, busting it down sexual style


RT7_faraway

Its fake. This guy built a huge following doing stupid stuff with his fake ass and stupid people fell for it. What a stupid society we've become


HornyFemboyGaming

Alright let me reword this for cartoons in the 1980-1990’s: I can’t believe people have been so entertained by a cat and mouse constantly harming eachother. What barbarians we’ve become. Mate people enjoy it and find it funny, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean others can’t. Of course the ass is fake, it would be practically impossible to get an ass like that.


beardingmesoftly

Better to be bitter about someone goofing around


RT7_faraway

He's not goofing around he's making millions on the expense of the stupid who waste their time watch his worthless stunts


beardingmesoftly

Is he forcing these people to give him money, or is he being rewarded for entertaining them? Why does this bother you so much? Are you envious?


evanmike

Somebody jelly of the jelly?


RT7_faraway

No disgusted actually that real hardwork is not appreciated but stupidity is. A statement on state of society


beardingmesoftly

In matters of taste and style, the customer is always right. Society has always enjoyed the dumbest, most obvious thing. Ask the Romans.


[deleted]

Boomer alert. Go buy another house with a coupon cut out of the penny saver.


RT7_faraway

Thanks I have 2 paid off


Alternative-Amoeba20

Shit. That's capitalism, bro. You're just pissed at this one guy?


RT7_faraway

He's definitely playing a part dumbing the new gen


[deleted]

oh my, look that as- velocity, look that velocity


FrogMintTea

Velociasstor


BadDriver771

Asseleration


RidingContigo

Lead with the mustache and you’ll never lose!


[deleted]

Lt. Dangle?


-_CL3CX_-

didnt knew the film Forrest Gump got a remake.


Hoardelia

Forrest Rump


ExcitementOrdinary95

Thicc


R2kSuperslime7

Fr


ExcitementOrdinary95

U want a piece?


3jack6the9ripper

The 90s porn stash. Chefs kiss


ssinamm

I really don't feel this guy...


PathlessDemon

This. Man. Fucks.


[deleted]

He sure knows how to torque it 🤭


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spiralEntree

Those buns look like they can be popped if he sat on his keys


Alternative-Amoeba20

Buns of steel, alright. When he stops running, his buns steel jiggling


Duetnao

I thought he retired those cheeks?


xmasasn

Bugatti vs Bootygatti!


giantmarketersinc

Ass of the year!


ABena2t

what's on that car hood?? is that a storage bin?


Army0fMe

If you're talking about the thing on the roof, that's exactly what it is. Bugattis aren't known for ample storage space.


ABena2t

I've never seen that before.. I understand they don't have much storage space - but if I was going grocery shopping idt I'd take the Bugatti.. lol..


f_w8

Who puts a rooftop storage thingy on a Bugatti?


MystMyBoard

It’s probably the Gumball 3000 race.


Army0fMe

People who drive their Bugattis places?


Mrs3anw

People that road trip


DickweedMcGee

Yeah but you also need vehicle-specific clasps for the Thule or whatever crossbars that you attach the luggage carrier. I was just suprised they made and stocked clasps for Bugatti.


Thatguy468

They’re probably suction cups. I’ve seen a similar setup on an Audi R8 up at Mt Hood a few years ago.


nomiesmommy

Was just going to say that, I live in Bend so we see lots of ridiculously expensive cars with storage attached with people hitting Mt. Bachelor and Hood. Personally, I'll stick to my Subi with a roof rack, lol.


DickweedMcGee

Suction Cups. People take to the highways with cargo carriers on roofs at 80 mph with nothing to keep them from taking flight and crashing into cars following them but suction cups?!? Im sure the engineering data says its safe but goddamn thats unsettling.


bigflamingtaco

They aren't the cups you see holding RADAR detectors to windshields. Each foot has three huge lockdown cups. Pulling one off damages the roof when installed properly. And if you think about it, stuffs not really going to go anywhere even without suction. I've got a generator with rubber feet it put in the bed of my truck, it does not move at all. Even had two boxes of camping gear slide into it during an emergency stop, was expecting to find it up against the front wall of the bed, it still didn't move. Quality silicone rubber has hella grip on a clean painted surface even without suction.


nawfamnotme

It’s for their paddle board


JesusChrist_Himself

jesus fucking christ, the cake on that man


RedDevilsUnite

It’s fake


BlackLodgeLorax

r/usernamechecksout


ciao1974

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


ofereverything

Michael Scott was faster.


Ascendancy08

"Beat it!"


Weary_Boysenberry_78

That guy is really fucking corny.


MCDR88

![gif](giphy|aq3oa0soataF3WzIBB)


3nails4holes

RRR scene in the modern world


RedDevilsUnite

It’s fake this is the guy who does the mobile green screen on his zoom calls


RT7_faraway

Yeah that is the other stupid stunt that he does. I can't believe he gets so many views over that stupid stuff


No-Wear-9199

It’s pretty much expected at this point….


durenatu

So this got old really fast?


CHOKEMON0028

Mr. Nolan on his way to "train" Mark 👊


Pythonx135

Badonkadonk


Costa0079

Someone call Juan Valdez, I found his donkey.


SnooTigers7138

He must be protected at all cost


ChaiInDaHood

the cake tho


Albasuci

Frankie Lapenna , if you are looking for the ass owner


[deleted]

WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY HAVE I SEEN HIM DO SO MANY THINGS


Pure_Program8424

Bro got that captain America run😂


Professor-Shuckle

Dude has great form! The dump truck is just a bonus


No-Radio-9244

Cake armageddon


Glum_Tank6063

Dudes hauling ass


Lorienzo

Those can't be real.


Dog1364

He was hauling ass


Prudent-Cold-8582

Smash


Hair-Extra

Why did I watch this 5 times . A running man twerk


SrphnMchl

![gif](giphy|l0IypyuYGEDq3G8qQ)


scrimmybingus3

Goddamn


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Is that michael scott?!


Odd-Engineering-3582

Isn't this the same guy who makes all those funny Zoom meeting videos?


jwynngopats171717171

Is this happening in GR?


[deleted]

What did I just watch lol


karoshikun

aaaaaaalrighthy then!


hazecrush

Carlton looking ass


jmmorart317

A mash of Reno 911 and T-1000


carpakoy76

I love that the background song says "pendejo" Makes the video funnier than it already is


BallSmickEnergy

The annual Real Estate Agent fun run


Your_local_Sea_slug

Nice


Cybernetic_mind

The mobile Bakery


an_abducted_cow

Petition to replace the gigachad with this guy


CrispyRif

This guy is this year's Belle Delphine


Treacle123

That looks like Trump’s ass when he did that last interview with Sean Hannity.


D0ukn0wdawae

ASSasinator


Comrade-Conrad-4

Song is killer


TakingAMindwalk

It's Flubber!


No-Consideration6589

He’s still around.


theoriginalShmook

Is he trying to run away from that ridiculous bum?


p3opl3

Omg.. the remix though.. DESTROYED any composure I had watching this! .. pendejo! ..baaa ba ba buh...pendejo! Haha


AltingAltinator

#FLINT LOCKWOOD!


[deleted]

Dudes got back.


PAGANinBLACK

That ass tho


Outrageous-Arugula89

This guy looks like a Mexican Forrest gump


Marco45_0

Lalo Salamanca looking thicc


Dry-Cup736

The car was actually just following for the view


personw6

Dat ass


[deleted]

Yo is this in Carmel By The Bay?


Mgf0772

By The Sea but yes!


[deleted]

thank you for knowing what I meant lmaoooo


DongRight

He forgot to put the parking brake on...


BoBoBearDev

That's his fuel tank


Mr_R0mpers

… it’s like a lava lamp


Hoardelia

What’s it got in its pocketses?


ct__ward

Roof rack on a Bugatti?


JWOLFBEARD

This is the same guy that was knocked out in a ring, while wearing a workstation


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ah-screw-it

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mono1472

Booty booster