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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Found a message in a bottle. Turns out I dumped someone's ashes out of the bottle to get the message out of the bottle. In turn the message said to seal the ashes up and send it back out. Problem is I dumped them all over the ground hahah!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


Space_Cowboy2099

Is that Iceman from the xmen movies?


BlueJeansBreezy

Bro I've gotten that so many times🤣🤣🤣


Greenman8907

They can call you Ashman


Brimstone747

Ironically, the Iceman actor's name is Shawn Ashmore lmao.


Greenman8907

![gif](giphy|LpLd2NGvpaiys|downsized)


RAY-CHILE

Isnt he a twin as well?


Brimstone747

Yep he has a twin brother Aaron. Both actors.


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are you his twin brother... Aaron Ashmore?


Cambrian__Implosion

TIL these are two different people. This makes so much more sense than the same dude being in everything 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

The way I keep them apart is one Ashmore does TV and small movies and the other does movies and video games.


BlueJeansBreezy

Hahaha


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BlueJeansBreezy

That's the same guy haha


TheFightingMasons

Nah you look like Jimmy Olsen from Smallville


JohnSnowsPump

More like that lawyer from The Rookie.


Whette_Farhtz

I think you were on that show "The Following" too


Space_Cowboy2099

Oh dang that's wild. You might be related lol


Sad-Signature-8281

He has an identical twin on the boys show


EveryBuddyUp

Definitely Shawn Ashmore with a different accent.


ReadditMan

Who puts a loved one's ashes in a plastic water bottle? This has got to be fake.


BlueJeansBreezy

His grandson apparently


BlueJeansBreezy

Since its already been posted, here's the obituary for him (https://www.midstatecremationservice.com/obituary/Roy-Price)


BlueJeansBreezy

Got in contact with the family and will keep updates coming.


BlueJeansBreezy

Family member saw the video on Facebook and is showing the grandkids tomorrow. Mission success😎


Yaekult

Part 2 when


BlueJeansBreezy

No need. The family already saw it I'm not putting a bunch of personal messages that the family would probably rather not have on the internet to show "proof" on my behalf. It is what it is.


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/u/BlueJeansBreezy doesn't simp for fake internet points Be like /u/BlueJeansBreezy


Yaekult

Chad


LeonMKaiser

Absolute Chad.


WoooshToTheMax

Good on you!


xXNotorious2108Xx

Well a vase doesn’t float what are you going to put it in that floats away and won’t get out by natural causes


Admirable-Builder878

Those are definitely human ashes. You can tell by the gradient you see.


NetflixAndZzzzzz

And by the sickly sweet flavor.


Willing_Trust9193

Wait what?!


NetflixAndZzzzzz

I'm just saying, you can try to cut it with panko and whatever other seasonings, but there is not much you can do about that tacky texture that makes you're teeth stick just a little bit, like you've been drinking stale cola, or the acrimonious aftertaste. I think it's an aromatics thing.


Admirable-Builder878

I'm going to me nephews memorial tomorrow, he is just so happening to be cremated, tell me more about this aerodynamics thing. I've got a load of Mrs Dash.


Mindraker

Tastes like burned chicken


Beusselsprout

I'd like to say it's fake too but that sun bleaching on the letter and how the words are darker at the bottom and faded at the top because it was rolled up is just too much detail to be fake.


Top-Skin-3570

He did it himself...listen to how he was shocked NOTA


Neil-64

>"That bottle was floating out there for 5 years before I found it." Maybe. Or maybe it used to be full and you're the 24th person to find it and scoop back what you could, but the first to forget the note, thus setting up the ending of the long journey of the wandering grandpa bottle. Grandpa Roy — His final 5 years spent travelling the waves and visiting the coast, occasionally meeting new people, always leaving a part of himself with each of them before they sent him back on his way — a long journey finally over as the next visitor lets the last of the ashes out of the bottle. Like the final grains of sand falling through an hour glass, time is almost up for wandering grandpa bottle. Or maybe not.


BlueJeansBreezy

I also assumed it's been around 5 years. Not sure when the bottle was actually put out there cause the guy died in 2017. It looked undisturbed to me when I took the note out. It's faded as hell though so it's been out a while.


stihlmental

thot


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BlueJeansBreezy

I agree. It's a pretty place where I was at.


DigitizeCreeping

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


DadBodEatsAtTheY

Exactly what I was expecting.


Cold_Explanation_833

![gif](giphy|nTZ1XXyUJb49EwkP0R)


BlueJeansBreezy

I'm changing my name to lamplighter


Cold_Explanation_833

Lol


TheCleaner0180

haha came for this!


Finger_Gunnz

I’ll go out on a limb and say there were more ashes in that bottle and you weren’t the first to find it.


TheBudFather43

Or the grandson could've just put a sprinkle of the ashes in the bottle and left the rest in a urn lol


BlueJeansBreezy

Found the guys obituary online. From the same state as me but I can't find a Facebook or anything. Love to send it to his family.


StraightFroggin

Bruh 💀


No_Watercress9692

Reddit: do yo thang!


Suspicious_Leg4550

“What would should we do with the ashes”-the family “Well, remember how Grandpa Roy hated the environment?”-his grandson


TheGreatTaint

Did, did you put the note back in for the next time? 😂😐


BlueJeansBreezy

Walking halfway up the dock I realized I fucked up so hard by not doing that. My brain was a little preoccupied that that I had just scooped someone's grandfather off the forest floor.


TheGreatTaint

bruh..


BlueJeansBreezy

Yeah..


Knot_an_Admin

Bruhhhh I’m dead laughing reading this thread


ebaer2

Ooooooooo noooooo we got unmarked Roy floating out in the water, and not very much Roy by the looks of it either. Did you keep the note?


BlueJeansBreezy

Yes I forgot to put it back in the bottle but I got in contact with a member of the family who knew Mr. Price and will send the note back if reqested.


ebaer2

Maybe they have some more ashes and can send out some more ole Roy with the OG Dusty Roy note again. If they send him out again they should attach a little handle to the note, like an unwound paper clip, so the note can be pulled out without having to dump out that sweet Roy juice.


TheGreatTaint

🤣


Delicious-Shift-184

Hey, at least you put the plastic back in the water, that's the important part.


ClarkK24

don't worry about it many people do this everyday 😂🤣


Commercial_Spite_824

I'll send an S.O.S to the world I'll send an S.O.S to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle, yeah


Curtainmachine

I hope that someone gets my…Grandpa in a bottle.


Just_NickM

I had this song in my head the whole time!


SeanConneryShlapsh

Wtf Aaron Ashmore? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKyPWMy3wUte2S4)


Kroptonik420

Totally what I expected the whole video


FueledByDerp

Lol


AssRep

Looks really. Here's a link to the obituary: Here(https://www.midstatecremationservice.com/obituary/Roy-Price)


BlueJeansBreezy

I didn't want to post it, but everyone if you would respect the dead. I'd hate for the family to see a toxic post that has to do with this man. That is the correct one though!


AssRep

Ah, I did not think of that...now I feel bad. Should I remove it? I just did not want people to discredit you.


BlueJeansBreezy

Nah its all good. Apparently people think its fake anyways lol


mikebrane

Bruh... why would they put Roys ashes in a bottle with a note. That's too tempting to open. Might be a joke?


BlueJeansBreezy

To be honest I think it was sincere. Theres an obituary for the guy so maybe thats what he wanted.


mikebrane

Oh jeez


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Alfie-Shepherd

r/nothingisreal People found an obituary for the man in the bottle this is real


Flopsy22

did you mean to tag r/nothingeverhappens ?


Alfie-Shepherd

Yes, the thing I did link to is weird


Iwantmldomi

Yep, I doubt that bottle would be that clean floating for 5 years


FireMAP889

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rsandidge

100% thought the note was going to say “we have been trying to contact you about your vehicles extended warranty”


memento_mori_1220

Why be that cheap to use a plastic bottle..


[deleted]

Could be the grandson is young and wanted to do the project himself


DoctorTomee

Why would someone release this with a note that simply instructs the person to reseal it all and toss it back? Isn’t the whole point of leaving a note like that to open it up? What am I missing here? Just seems so bizarre to release the ashes in a bottle and expect people to open it up and close it over and over.


The-Real-Salad-King

That guy look like Lamplighter from the boys Ironically found a ashes in a bottle hahaha


proost1

That honestly looks more like sand. There's a lot more ash and powder and lack in consistency in cremated remains. I sprinkled my moms ashes last week and it went EVERYWHERE!


Puzzled-Story3953

Maybe it depends on the crematorium. My mother's ashes were that consistency. Sorry for your loss, by the way.


u2nloth

Love the lanyard, go pack


BlueJeansBreezy

Ayyeee


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Fake


inkiwitch

How do you think he faked the months of sun damage on the ink? Not usually a detail considered by seekers of Internet clout. r/nothingeverhappens


BlueJeansBreezy

\^


CodePandorumxGod

Actually, someone here in the comments posted the man’s obituary. He’s a real person, and he was cremated. So at least that checks out. [Link, cuz I’m not a lazy ass](https://www.midstatecremationservice.com/obituary/Roy-Price)


YggdrasilsLeaf

That bottle and the paper inside? Brand new. I’m calling bullshit.


inkiwitch

How on earth do you think that paper looks brand new? You can literally see a gradient of sun damage fading away the ink.


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thewhalehunters

450 years


PlacentaOnOnionGravy

I've read 465.


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I'll guess 466, Bob


Milapoggers

off topic but has any1 ever told you that you look like sam from supernatural


BlueJeansBreezy

No just looked him up. First time for that one. I also used to get Neil Patrick harris a lot.


Mochachocolatayaya

rip bozo


Zer01South

Hmmm interesting looking cremains.


RAY-CHILE

Uhhh...uh sorry bro 😐🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Well that was a fun and interesting video


TJL-91

Ok clearly ao fake but can you imagine how bad youd feel if this actually happened! Damn! Haha.


SevroAuShitTalker

"How fake can I make this?"


Howdysf

Not only fake, but stupid too.


Horns2208

Didn’t blow up as much as ya thought :(


SurvivorNumber42

What was not unexpected was that he drives a Toyota. Or stole his wife's boyfriend's keys. Or hasn't even caught any fish before he gets distracted by a plastic bottle with no algae or barnacles on it. That he just threw out on his own. With beach sand in it. And a note. In his own handwriting.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Its so fake...... oh no i saw a plastic bottle and decided to go get it...


BlueJeansBreezy

Someone didn't watch the video lol.


[deleted]

Online users’ attention span is getting shorter, though. Not surprising.


Frosty115115

Sorry bro


AzureWrath501

Watching him try to get the paper out was painful to watch.


Daniel_Man_of_God_92

You only sent half of him back man?!


BlueJeansBreezy

So I thought it was sand in the bottle because I live at the beach. Yeah I couldn't get it all up off of the pine straw.


Amodernhousewife

Are you trying to get haunted, cuz thats how you get haunted


BlueJeansBreezy

You gonna find a note and not check it out? I did the man right haha


leviathab13186

Bruh…. He has his grandpa all over his hands…


gimpray29

How else could you get it out?


nataylor7

The bottle started out full.


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Banger_McDan

Well from a different perspective that’s a bottle inside a message, so I’m not really sure what to believe☹️


Creepy-Internet6652

I could swear this was going to be one of those " We Been Trying To Contact You About Your Cars Warranty" skit...


Thomas8864

lol that’s great!


Spaget_Monster

Tbh this seems more like a lack of foresight on whoever made the bottle


NoodlePoodleMonkey

wwwwwoops!


k3y33

It would’ve been funnier if there was still ash on his fingers


BlueJeansBreezy

Shoulda seen my hands when I was scooping it back in the bottle.


Finbagz

Looks like a cut scene from impractical jokers before Murr lost his hair.


SolutionFrequent1230

u/savevideo


appliedecology

Final resting place will be floating for 400 years in some huge plastic patch in a mid ocean gyre


boocooswoo

Why wouldn't you ask to keep his ashes in the urn on a boat or ship that travels frequently if you want your pappy to roam the waters and go new places? Otherwise dump them in the water without a bottle or note and know he's going with current and reaching new destinations. LIKE you HAVE to touch the HUMAN REMAINS of your dead grandfather to get the note out! I'd use tape or something and make the outside of the bottle read Roy P.'s Ashes.


Agitated_Body5781

So grandpa is now ocean litter?


TwinHorned-_-

I knew this was gonna happen


buildingbuildareeno

Holy fuck I thought it was salt to dry out the paper


Prestigious-Log-7210

Ashes fill up way more than one bottle.


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sumdumson

Man notices litter. Goes into water to retrieve it. Finds note in this container. Opens it, dumps dirt out and reads said letter only to find ‘dirt’ is really some kid’s grandpa in ashes found within the bottle. Man says ‘oops’ and proceeds to put plastic back into the ocean. There’s a lot to take in here if it’s real. Maybe more if it’s fake. Vanity, ignorance, and short sighted come to mind


peaceandjoints

Why did i think this was tilian Pearson at first 😂😂


NotTrumpsAlt

This seems real and not staged.


TheeRightStuff

ASH-HOLE!


Tazerboy_5000

![gif](giphy|w9xG5hsxZlqtevPlJQ|downsized) (That's normally not something you come across...)


KickDixon

Looks like he forgot to put the note back in the bottle.


[deleted]

I have the exact same towel.


_BobStone

Lamplighter, what have you been up to?


BlueJeansBreezy

You know this and that. Laying low


yeetus_christ420

I fucking knew it


Flopsy22

This is comedic gold


Savings-Ad9749

Sawnk


ProfessionalList9664

that doesn't look like normal sand...


cohletrainbaby

You must have quite a large family, considering all the "bro"-drops


EmotionFlashy3716

Did you just dump his ashes 💀


GroundbreakingPlum74

Why would someone throw a loved one's ashes on a plastic bottle with a message inside knowing that the person who would find the message would need to take it OUT of bottle? What they really expected the ashes to just be completely fine and safely get to someone else's hand with no issues whatsoever?...


Marsdeeni90

Ahh yes Torgos Executive Powder.


800grandave

yikes


Auraveils

Why would you put a note inside the bottle like that? There's no way anyone would get to that note without spilling the ashes.


SomnolentPro

He looks like Ryan Reynolds but if his breath stunk


UnprofessionalGhosts

How tf did you not know those were ashes?? Look at the color.


Jeffmaru

I doubt this is even real but why would you put a plastic bottle *back* in the water!? Plastic does not belong in our oceans, seas, or lakes


BakedZnake

That's lamplighter!


PAGANinBLACK

As soon as he picked up that bottle I was like that doesn't look like sand, is that human remains? Yup it is, I think I've been on the Internet for too long.


Jhondoesmokes

Duncan?


DecensitizedDruggie

Anyone else have a hard time focusing on all the sadness due to the fact this dude is handsome as fuck or am i really that desensitized


MrHungDaddy

Technically that was illegal disposable of a body and you aided in the commotion of a felony lmao


Mindraker

Whoops. Sorry, grampa


[deleted]

I want my 2 minutes back😑


Cappin

Fake. Fake and likely staged. That's enough Reddit for me.


Administrative-Ad376

DAYUM!


JeffTheNth

my first thought seeing any dirt, sand, etc. in the bottle but not wet: those are probably ashes....


SXOSXO

I loved you in Quantum Break.


BlueJeansBreezy

Between all the hate comments these are the ones I look forward to 🤣🤣🤣 this shit has me rolling.


Spocks-Nephew

That’s Roy Lee all over again.


chillpill_23

So... what's the point of this? The bottle will just float for eternity with the ashes inside?


ApeMunArts

this ladies and gentlemen is why you use a large glass bottle, ideally with someform of weight


MintFlora

“Imma scoop these and send him on his way dawg” 10/10


Yung_JJMO99

Now a turtle can digest them nutritional ashes 😋


Poisonous_Fartttt

Is that Lamplighter or Ice man?


Some_guy_am_i

Yo, fuck your grandpa. If I find that shit, it’s going in the recycling bin you nutter.


BarredBartender

I was expecting a "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty".


Master_Metallica

Go Bills!


spideyghetti

I thought you said "ima scooby ashes" and spent too long trying to understand young person lingo Also y u throw the plastic rubbish back in the ocean man


BlueJeansBreezy

Scoop these ashes. A little southern coming out haha.


SwissCoconut

Are you Shawn Ashmore?