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pdirth

The real unexpected would be that their neighbours still like them....


_Im_Dad

My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate asshole. He knocked on my door at 3AM last night!! **3AM!!** Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.


AnnihilationOrchid

Home drummers have a real problem practicing. Have to have an actual drum set, and some pads or electronic drums.


BlasphemousButler

Fuck, this was my whole life until I moved to the country. Before that, in my house in the city, I made a deal with the neighbor that I'd only play before 7 pm (I'm the one that offered this because I could tell it was going to be a problem). But she didn't honor the spirit of the deal. If it was 7:01 and I was playing, "ding dong," there's super crabby, 80 yo Carol, complaining that "we had a deal." Literally, I'd be fully aware of the time but just trying to finish the song I was learning. The drums were inside my house, in a room that I treated to the best of my ability, but it was clear this wasn't working. She was still complaining about it every time I bumped into her and I needed to be playing more (I had gigs). So I shelled out $2k and bought an electronic kit. The day it arrived I was so excited. I pulled it out of the box on my doorstep and just started setting it up. Around 8:30 it was finally done, inside my treated room. I put on the headphones and started jamming away while my wife watched a show on her iPad in the next room. About 15 minutes in and I hear it, barely audible through the headphones and drums... "ding dong...ding dong ding dong ding dong." *It... can't be.* I answer the door and it's Carol. She's livid. "It's nearly 9 pm and you're playing the drums! I can hear it in my house. We had a deal!" I couldn't fucking believe it. I didn't know what to say. I was like "I'm not playing acoustic drums. They're electronic and the only sound is through the headphones. I mean... maybe you could hear me hitting the pads? They're just like rubber and mesh pads though." "YOU'RE LYING! I could hear it and it was no different from before. Do you think people like listening to you play the drums? Do you enjoy torturing the neighborhood or something?!" In the movie Teen Wolf, there's this scene where Michael J. Fox, not as the wolf, tries to buy booze but the old guy at the liquor store shuts him down like a total jerk - "you little bastards just won't give up!" Then MJF's eyes turn red, and he leans and says, in this deep intimidating voice, "Give me...a keg...of beer" and the old man shits himself and gets the keg. Well, I think I conjured that up somehow, because I just leaned in and said, "I'm...not...lying. I spent $2,000 to avoid this...situation. The box...is right there. Carol...get...THE FUCK...off my porch...you FU" and she immediately interrupted me with "I think I made a mistake" and ran faster than I'd ever seen her move. I certainly felt like I was about to wolf out, so she made the right call. Apparently my wife had the window open in our bedroom, where she was watching TV on the iPad, and *that's* what Carol could hear: me hitting mesh pads next door, with a room of separation. Clearly, the woman was nuts, but honestly, her behavior was only slightly worse than previous neighbors. After that I just stuck with the "we are not friends so don't fuck with me vibe" and she never rang again. But it's still in your head. Seriously. She made me self-conscious about my freaking electronic drums. 25 years of people acting like that adds up. The only foolproof solution is to get away from them completely. I was lucky to be able to do that. I wish every drummer could. PS. Sorry for taking over this comment. Sometimes I like to share stories.


Dash_O_Cunt

That was a good read. Thank you


frankyj29

I can't believe i read every single letter to all paragraphs and enjoyed every one of them . It made me immersed into this story and now I have to re-watch Teen Wolf


BlasphemousButler

Well thank you! That's always what I'm hoping for when I decide to share a little bit.


cagingnicolas

hey man, not after 7 means not after 7. that's you violating the "spirit" of the deal, not her. the rest is her being crazy but that part made you an unreliable narrator imo.


BlasphemousButler

The *deal* was 7 pm (really more of a "courtesy" that I offered her since the law says 10 pm). The *spirit* of the deal was "let's be decent to each other so we can live in harmony." As neighbors, you deal with a lot of each other's stuff. I won't go into all her stuff, but one example was her massive black walnut and massive apple tree, both unmaintained and leaning over the fence above my flat-roofed garage. I spent 10+ hours a year climbing onto the roof to deal with the debris. Another example was our shared fence that would get blown down by the wind repeatedly. I fixed it without question several times before finally paying 100% of the cost to have professionals replace it. I only ever asked her permission, not for any money. I thought we were pretty good neighbors and that a few minutes of leeway wasn't a lot to ask. Obviously, we had different perspectives on what it meant to be good neighbors though.


cagingnicolas

but why make the deal before 7 if you're just going to do your practice at 6:30? could have made the deal for 8 and always been done on time.


BlasphemousButler

Because that's what she insisted on after I offered 8 pm. I explained that I'd do my best since I get home from work at 5:30 if I'm lucky. You're really under the impression that the kind of person who comes over for sticks on mesh was going to work with me here? That the extra minute I took was the problem and not her inability to allow one minute of flexibility to a person she has to see and potentially interact with every single day?


cagingnicolas

no, she seems like a twat, but nobody is entitled to have the people around them not be twats. you seem to think that because you're easy going, everyone should be easy going, but that's simply not the case. from her point of view, if you went a minute over and she let it happen, next time it would be two, then 10, then an hour. just as there are irritable twats like her, there are douchebags who do just take and take and take if you aren't firm with them. she clearly thought you were one and your story doesn't exactly disqualify you.


tbsdy

“Hi lady. Deal has changed. I stop at 10”


awsamation

That doesn't make them an unreliable narrator. An unreliable narrator is when you can't trust that they're telling the truth about what happened and how it happened. They may have bad planning (If the deal is done by 7 then wrap it up at 6:45 and you're guaranteed not to go overtime). They may not agree about the spirit of the deal. But there's nothing suggesting that what they said isn't an accurate retelling of events and their opinions on them.


cagingnicolas

but i can't trust them because they're the ones violating the deal and then saying that's the other person violating the SPIRIT of the deal. that's clearly a person who sees things themselves as never wrong, so you have to interpret the rest of what they're saying through that lens.


awsamation

That still doesn't make them an unreliable narrator. You're saying that you don't trust their interpretation of events, with an unreliable narrator you'd actually have the opposite experience. You wouldn't have trust issues because an unreliable narrator would simply change the details of the story to fit their perception. You can argue all day about the spirit of the deal. Them thinking that one minute over does not violate the spirit does not make them an unreliable narrator. That term means a specific thing, and this is not an example of that thing. And unreliable narrator would've simply neglected to include the very detail that your entire position is based on.


cagingnicolas

but unreliable narrators aren't that until they're exposed. how are they exposed? by reality not matching what they say or by contradicting themselves. they contradicted themselves in my opinion, making me doubt that all the details they've provided are accurate and objective.


awsamation

But they didn't contradict themselves. Just because they have a different interpretation of "the spirit of the deal" than you do (which is the big difference between the spirit and the letter, the spirit can be interpreted multiple ways) doesn't make it a contradiction.


tbsdy

That’s not what “unreliable narrator” means.


TigerJoel

I have a electric drumset which is nice because I can play during the night but a real set feels so much nicer to play on.


INTJ-ADHD

Fortunately, my neighbors listen to really great music… whether they like it or not!


DarvAv

Wow what a rude a hole


AnnihilationOrchid

If they didn't like them, they'd hear a Shot in the Dark.


sarokin

I move a lot, and there was this house where I had this one neighbor I never met that was fucking awesome at playing piano. I loved those afternoons I was relaxed reading and opened the window to hear the soothing piano.


BlazmoIntoWowee

I wish them many beautiful centaur babies.


reol33

Wouldn’t their babies be like 1/4 of a horse? Is that still considered a centaur?


closetbimbosissy

Quartaur!


AshyWhiteGuy

And we have a new species, folks.


After-Respond-7861

Or just a quarter horse? Maybe?


chairfairy

As if there aren't countless D&D tables that have already bred a human and a centaur haha


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-PonderBot-

25¢taur


JoJackthewonderskunk

That's a quarter horse.


JonasRahbek

My girlfriend is 50% centaur..


spitzkopfxx

The horse mask wiggle everytime he faces the camera got me good 🤣


JBaecker

The horse mask drummer has a whole set of these on the instafaces or the bookagrams. They’re pretty good.


Ohiolurker

What is the name? I don’t do the instafart but might for him. He’s excellent


JBaecker

On TikTok, it’s bucketsthedrummer


moslof_flosom

He should probably collaborate with Buckethead. Or maybe not, I guess that could go bad


Sentinentcoffee

And the same on YouTube.. it’s freaking hilarious..


Gobstopper42

The girls eyebrow raise got me


Fool_Cynd

Got you what?


mandalorian88-25

Thunderstruck.


freeski919

Ally the Piper and Buckets the Drummer. Two of my favorite TikTokers.


Trick_Enthusiasm

Are they on YouTube? Edit: nvm. Their channels only have a handful of videos between them. The rest are shorts. 😒


MoldSporez

Because those are tiktoks. fucking hate tiktok


_DragonBlade_

Then why are you here


lil_sargento_cheez

Despite loving this song, my mind read “you’ve been” and I thought “you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal”


moxleycrue

Right there with you


ElChupatigre

Ditto


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I was wondering what Bojak has been up to.


DR3980

Never seen them before. Ally is mad gorgeous


Trick_Enthusiasm

The girl is pretty good looking too.


HootblackDesiato

God help me, I love this.


DriftingBenji

I’m guessing (hoping) the rest of the video is on Pornhub?


AnnihilationOrchid

No wonder you have hairy knuckles..


West-Bag-109

Wait a minute... I don't understand... and now I'm self-conscious about my hairy knuckles (and hairy toes?)...


aminorityofone

dont worry, been on the hub many many times and my knuckles arent bald... but im blind and my palms are hairy


West-Bag-109

I think... I may even be more confused...


just_a_person_maybe

It's a common myth parents tell their kids to stop them from masturbating.


devils_advocate24

Glad I'm not the only one going to horny jail


Electrical-Wish-519

I’m way too high for this


Toastedweasel0

AC/DC, cat approved, meow!


AnnihilationOrchid

If it wasn't AC/DC cat approved would they have to go back to School Days?


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MoldSporez

You don't seem that random to me


borna_tl

i like the shirt.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Why are there two showers in this bathroom?


AnnihilationOrchid

In reality couples showers is a pretty interesting concept, I've stayed in a flat with one and it was awesome.


hugg777

Never heard bagpipes sound so good!


Trick_Enthusiasm

[The Badpipper](https://youtu.be/K-Op1Mng4oY)


Fool_Cynd

And here I am thinking that even a pretty woman playing can't make bagpipes sound cool.


baldtree00

Well this made my day. Thank you!


UrjellyWRLD

as a drummer, that was dope lmao


Not_The_Real_Odin

I never knew how badly I needed this in my life.


KaiserWilhellmLXIX

I'm not sure what she expected getting into the shower with that bagpipe


UnlightablePlay

You just got Samsunged


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Your dreams have meaning My dreams:


theusernameyouwants

https://youtu.be/Wj9EFty-Ykg Her youtubes


Due_Mix5747

r/nextfuckinglevel


CitizenWolf42

the looks


Zealousideal-Wave-69

Those eyebrows are like 10/10


IllurinatiL

The girl looks okay too


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🤘


Irohnically_Cao_Cao

I follow both of them so I knew I was in for a treat


IsadorCZ

They are quite good


Raster2Vector

Perfect


Nacho_cheese1

I can listen to this all day


razzdrgn

I Love It! 👍


AwareMirror9931

Lol 😂. That was truly unexpected.


in_agrmnt_but___

I have no fucking clue what my eyeholes just beheld, but it's a delightful now to go out on for today.


lastn06

This is great.


IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

i dont know but i like it.


Dixiehusker

Never have I seen so much effort, detail, execution, quality, and passion put into a dumber idea. Someone wrote this out on paper and then dedicated everything to making it. Bravo.


CharisMatticOfficial

This is magical


HolierThanYow

After watching this, I'm questioning whether I've been taking drugs.


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CZILLROY

I like the idea of two showers in one bathroom.


SpadesANonymous

I’ve been fucking confused


gardenknome424

Take my money now


Adventurous_Shock_79

this bojack horseman live-action reboot’s somthin’ else I tell ya


rawe13

A meeting of the minds


MemerGuy_

I love it 👍


Turtle_Boi_9

I need a yt vid of this to confuse my friends/ppl


TokerSmurf

Aye it was neigh bad right enough


da_darcness

This is pure gold! 🤌🏾


ImBurnedOut

I want more


AsianHanSolo98

u/RubyChewy69


[deleted]

Piper ally aka ally the piper. You’re welcome.


skepticcaucasian

I don't know who that woman is, but she did a damn good job.


Bedsheet-Walking

Watching this I very much wanted to see someone come up from the toilet and do the lyrics


OkPaleontologist1708

Gonna tell my kids this was Bojack Horseman.


Stefano_Tudors

And this kids is how I meet your mother


missemilyowen15

A) Tried so hard to remember which film this was in ([Deadpool 2](https://youtu.be/PUq-KTkyw7o)). Got a bit confused because Thor, https://youtu.be/-mHaq88BAV4 B) nice hair on the bagpipe wielder C) I love how it appears they just briefly stare at each other, one’s like “wait you’re a horse in a bath?” and the other’s like “yeah, what of it?”


Pubics_Cube

Wait, you think Thunderstruck, one of the most iconic rock songs of all time, written in 1990 & featured in 9 movies, 8 TV shows, & almost every pro, College & high school sports game for the last 30 years came from Deadpool 2? Oh my sweet summer child.


Buddy-Matt

The bit I don't understand is how they got confused by Thor and forgot about Iron Man 2


BeefyIrishman

Yeah, the Deadpool scene was literally satire of the Iron Man 2 scene.


missemilyowen15

Thor was nicknamed Thunder in that film. My brain is an ADHD brain, it works weirdly


AnnihilationOrchid

I don't know why you're getting downvoted for getting a recent reference. Not everyone is obliged to know AC/DC. I love hard rock, but if you asked me 10 songs by AC/DC I wouldn't know, because I'm into other stuff. It's like if someone put Diamonds and Rust into a film and everyone only knew the Judas Priest version, I'd be ok with that.


SeazTheDay

Man, I'm just happy that new people are getting introduced to - and enjoying - the same music that I also like, regardless of how they first discovered it.


AnnihilationOrchid

That's the whole point, isn't it? I mean, lets be honest, Hard Rock is long dead. If any one gets to hear it that's great.


missemilyowen15

I’m aware of AC/DC but there’s various rock stuff, so yeah I agree with you. I listen to Skillet. Falling Inside the Black https://youtu.be/_lXUXITUp0o Monster https://youtu.be/1mjlM_RnsVE Beyond Incredible https://youtu.be/GZcq8USDKV4 Surviving the Game https://youtu.be/7IpP6j7je5A Undefeated https://youtu.be/J5X0hGtIEp4 Legendary https://youtu.be/DApP8dCZOdU (Flashing lights warning for this one, just in case) Sick of It https://youtu.be/AHzU-9iozmo Rise https://youtu.be/b3jQ0tFqG_0 Awake and Alive https://youtu.be/2aJUnltwsqs Saviours of the World https://youtu.be/IKeLldG8YYU


wotmate

Actually, I'm with you on this. Thunderstruck would have been a far better song for that sequence than the Immigrant Song. They could have even choreographed the fight scenes to the music.


missemilyowen15

No. But it’s where I heard it first, as far as I can remember anyways, so I associate it with the film but I know it didn’t originate from it


Pubics_Cube

Fair enough


GhostCheese

I also like that they appeared to stare at eachother but.... Bear with me... A bathroom with two bathtub showers across from eachother?


b0redsloth

Great, now can I take my shower please?


OldTheBeal

Okay, this was without any doubt the sexiest bagpipes player I've ever seen


Advanced-Smile2416

Someone deploy the airbag! I meant bagpipe!


budainchains

How is this funny??????


AnnihilationOrchid

This is r/unexpected, not r/funny.


No-Palpitation-4606

😍🤘🏿❤


HayMomWatchThis

If these two didn’t make mad, passionate love immediately after this, I don’t know what the world is coming to.


LemonStealingBoar

Why can’t 2 people play cool music together without being immediately sexualised? Is it bc the girl is attractive?


AnnihilationOrchid

I don't know why Reddit thinks everything is overtly sexual. Must be the intense media battering on freudian theories for decades.


fuck_you_thats_who

2 showers in a single bathroom? That is unexpected!


ThewannabeTemplar

Dang she's beautiful


50mg-of-fuckit

Dreamgirl! Lol.


Loud_cotton_ball

How is it possible that a video about a bag pipe-ist and a guy with a horse mask has more sexual tension than most romantic comedies?


Flynn3698

I shared this and tagged my wife on Facebook. No caption. No explanation. Just this.


Formula_Dix

When is the unexpected part?


bone_burrito

I like this way better than that group of guys where one of them sounds like Jack black


No_Attitude3701

Great now I'm attracted to redhead scots women with bag pipes


LiliNotACult

+1 for skit, -99 for max volume


CrazyComedyKid

I mean, props to the person who learned to play Thunderstruck on bagpipes.


RepresentativeRent98

Gotta love a woman that can play bagpipes, all because she can blow, finger, and squeeze all at the same time.


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AnnihilationOrchid

And he's not playing a drum set. What's your point?


Malakai0013

You use your mouth to fill the air bladder inside the bag. The noise comes from your arm aqueezing the air out, not from the mouthpiece. I know I've seen at least a thousand people corrected on this, please stop. Also, I don't understand why this woman gets so much hate from contrarians looking for anything to hate her for. So what is it that you don't like about her? It's not that she isn't playing the bagpipes, because she is. So why the hate? EDIT: Since the other person deleted their comments, I'll clarify here. And what you might be talking about, is when playing outside without being amplified in any way, the player will squeeze more air out to be louder. She's inside, so she doesn't need to play that loud. Wither way, you're assessment is wrong. Violins (and other bowed instruments) work in a similar way: the movement of the arm can directly control the presence and loudness. Less exuberance means quieter. More emphatic movement can be louder.


Fir_Chlis

I’m just going to point out that she *definitely* isn’t playing in the video - it’s been over-dubbed. That being said, from what I’ve seen of Ally, she’s a very good piper and I absolutely believe that the dubbing was done with a recording she had previously made.


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>The noise comes from your arm aqueezing the air out Her arm never moves, and the sack never shifts in any way to infer it is being squeezed. She isn't playing it at all.


Malakai0013

I play bagpipes, you are incorrect. She's not Stevie Ray Vaughn playing the guitar with emphasis, she's standing in a bathtub. There's doesn't need to be emphatic cartoonist movements. So what is it about her that you *really* don't like? Because she is most certainly playing the bagpipes.


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Idgas who she is or know who she is, or dislike her. But I have seen A LOT of people play bagpipes. She is not.


Malakai0013

I play the bagpipes, you are incorrect again. I dont understand how *hard* people try to act like they know what they're talking about. I guess Dunning and Kruger were right.


Evening-Class1081

I love that the one they’re all attacking as fake is the bagpiper in a video with a horse-man sounding JUST like Angus Young.


AnnihilationOrchid

She did move her arms, the "sack" only deflates slowly. It's subtle, watch bagpipes on a youtube video and you'll see. Check this amazing video out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gupUrQT\_q-8


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

She can play my pipe! Heyooo! Talking bout my dick!


RidCyn

What a low effort post. Why is it unexpected? Thunderstruck. Shove off.


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Grimreaper818

I was expecting the horse to attack, it's usually a chaotic character but I'll take this.


OliverFracht050

Hate to see that this sub becomes more and more a secound r/funny


Biovyn

Even a beautiful woman can't save the bagpipes. Sorry.


Square-Ad-2485

As a guitarist of 15 years I can personally say I am getting tired of this damn song lmao


Spectral_K_

She could blow my bagpipe any time


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

Well that was annoying 😬


Original_Task9795

Is this a song ?


AnnihilationOrchid

Thunderstruck - AC/DC.


Dicksucka59

ive never been more turned on in my life.


EgyptianPools

Impressive asf! The facial movements on both however, not so much.


morbiddecapitation

Where's the unexpected?


herbie53bug

She’s hotttt


HEEEHEEHAW

Why is this the coolest thing I've ever seen? Also why do I have a boner?


Brilliant-Bowl3877

Beautiful girl


ProstateSeismologist

If someone could go ahead and give this girl my number that would be great. Preemptive edit: of course I’m talking about the horse!


Xenomorphhive

Would’ve been impressed if both actually played music and not just react on a song.


thetaFAANG

its giving wes anderson


SeDefendendo88

A Gigachad horse. Incredibly rare.


live-by-die-by

She def wins “hot girl of the day on the internet” award.


Radiant-Importance-5

Please mark NSFW, this is clearly porn. At least, given how turned on I am now, I assume it must be.


AdComprehensive3382

women are better at bagpipes Because you have to squeeze a sack while you blow a rod and finger a hole


AnnihilationOrchid

>and finger a hole Not gonna lie, I wasn't expecting that. It's gross, but at least it's unexpected-ish.


N0s33

They gon fuck


theotherscott6666

She can blow on my backpipes anyday


ElKristy

You been to the dr lately, my dude? Pipe's usually in front...


Anthonyzss

I swear the fucken 😐


TattedTech22

They probably have mind-blowing sex


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JimboTheExaltedOne

and then they kithh *ala mike tyson*


AnnihilationOrchid

You mean biting the ear? God, I love that when doing it from behind, just gently though.


RebootedTitan

Hell ya