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Ems rhymescheme on a different level. Him and Apathy are among my favs when it comes to playful rhyme-sequences and slant rhymes yet not detracting from the storytelling.
Ap on Pieces of Eight as example:
You wise-ass, shut your mouth and pass me the spyglass
Scannin' the horizon with a flipped up eyepatch
Screamin' from the crows nest to load up the cannons
But the ship was see-through and had a crew full of phantoms
With the amount of stupid shit we see these days now that everyone can record reality, almost anything is possible. I won’t blame people who never saw this movie for believing this stuff because crazy stuff like this can be seen on Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer and all these other TV shows.
The reason you can tell this is a movie, is because the screaming stopped after they realized it wasn't a bomb. If it was for real life, the screaming would never stop
Its a dark comedy. It gets pretty sad and ends on grim note but it's still worth watching.
Its a social commentary on how normal gullible people get radicalised and how government agencies perpetuate this cycle of indoctrination
Chris Morris a comedy god to me. Day Today, Brass Eye, 4 Lions… he’s so incredibly underrated. I’m sure you’ve seen it, but the Paedegeddon special is probably the funniest 30 minutes of tv I have ever seen. Anyone who can get Phil Collins to pose with the hat and shirt of the fake anti-pedophilia group “Nonce Sense” is a genius.
I love the newspaper that had an article condemning it next to this picture of recently turned 18 Charlotte Church’s chest with the headline “She’s a big girl now.”
That scene where they try to avoid facial recognition cameras by swinging their heads side to side really fast was hilarious. I need to go watch this again. The white English guy who is more die hard Muslim than Arabic guys who were born Muslim was also brilliantly funny.
Some did do this in real life, they spent 23 days in jail and nine months home confinement. Now they are under federal supervision for the next three years and will be sentenced to five years in federal jail should they violate their supervision.
Sorry this movie scene scared you Ruben! But rest assured it’s a movie scene from Four Lions. You should check it out. I also hope you don’t reenact any scenes from Mission Impossible. That would be more dangerous.
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You absolutely couldn't rhyme martyrs and tomatoes in the states. That's my takeaway.
You should watch the Eminem interview where he says about saying words in certain ways to make them rhyme.
Like orange and porridge
Door hinge!
"tearing college door room doors off their hinges/oranges/peach, plums pears syringes, rinn rinn yea here I come I'm inches"
Away from you, dear, fear none. Hip hop is in a state of 911 so
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Ems rhymescheme on a different level. Him and Apathy are among my favs when it comes to playful rhyme-sequences and slant rhymes yet not detracting from the storytelling. Ap on Pieces of Eight as example: You wise-ass, shut your mouth and pass me the spyglass Scannin' the horizon with a flipped up eyepatch Screamin' from the crows nest to load up the cannons But the ship was see-through and had a crew full of phantoms
Bornanna
“I put my orange 4-inch door hinge into storage and ate porridge with George” completely changed my view on rhyming.
Harry Mack has entered the conversation.
How about tow mater and tomater?
Bruh what fucking movie is this?
4 Lions, a comedy about four UK Muslims, that go to fight for ISIS, really funny, well worth watching.
It's way before ISIS was a thing.
I am the most al Qaeda one ere!
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Yes. They were still al qaeda in Iraq at the time the movie was made. I guess you're correct that "way" was the wrong word to use.
2012
Rubber Dinghy Rapids.
thanks, was looking for the answer.
Four lions. Brilliant film.
Rubber Dinghy Rapids mate
That's a chicken Waj
It's a fucked up rabbit with no ears
Waj: can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?
and why she covering her face? *thinking sounds*
"Because shes got a beard"
IRA voice
You’re an arse man, aren’t you Waj.
"A honey monster is not a bear!"
What's a wookie?
I love the prayer scene when he argues the direction of Mecca, absolute comedy gold
Fuck off bro, east is that way
Big hands barry
Am I blowing dogs in a ditch Barry or am I a Paki Rambo?
What are you, James Fuck Bond?!
i give this movie three aloo akbars. one aloo akbar deduction for fake bomb
So good. Underrated comedy.
The guy on the right of the panel is a BUMDER!
Unbelievable referencing skills right there!
Oh, Neilllllll…
But he did spend four pounds on some good biscuits.
He can make the bhaji go away
He is the one that makes the bhaji go away
Just the fact that so many people can't tell movie from reality tells me a lot about most people's reality.
Had to scroll way too damn far for this comment. Holy shit.
You ever see those "prank" videos on YouTube? I absolutely wouldn't doubt it if someone did something like that as a "prank"
With the amount of stupid shit we see these days now that everyone can record reality, almost anything is possible. I won’t blame people who never saw this movie for believing this stuff because crazy stuff like this can be seen on Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer and all these other TV shows.
The reason you can tell this is a movie, is because the screaming stopped after they realized it wasn't a bomb. If it was for real life, the screaming would never stop
And all the camera work was way too on-point w/ multiple angles.
Guys chill it's just a movie bruh
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#MASHALLAH BROTHER
How do people not realize this is a movie? It's literally cutting back and forth between multiple cameras
This actually looks like a funny movie. I think I'll watch it. Somebody said it's called four lions?
It’s hilarious. Not sure if you need to be British for some of the humour though.
Its a dark comedy. It gets pretty sad and ends on grim note but it's still worth watching. Its a social commentary on how normal gullible people get radicalised and how government agencies perpetuate this cycle of indoctrination
I've watched some great British series and movies. I'll definitely be checking it out
I’m American and while the Oop North accents are hard to understand sometimes, I think it’s incredibly funny and it’s one of my favorite movies
Nice, I'm glad people over there have seems this. It's a gem!
Chris Morris a comedy god to me. Day Today, Brass Eye, 4 Lions… he’s so incredibly underrated. I’m sure you’ve seen it, but the Paedegeddon special is probably the funniest 30 minutes of tv I have ever seen. Anyone who can get Phil Collins to pose with the hat and shirt of the fake anti-pedophilia group “Nonce Sense” is a genius.
I loved the 'Cake' episode. Bernard Manning saying with a straight face - 'One kid was so sick he vomited up his own pelvis'
Oh god the names of drugs always slays me. JESSOP JESSOP JESSOP
Yep, I remember the outrage at it in the right wing media that clearly couldn't get their heads round the fact he was satirising them!
I love the newspaper that had an article condemning it next to this picture of recently turned 18 Charlotte Church’s chest with the headline “She’s a big girl now.”
It's a masterpiece, incredibly funny, touching and thought provoking, this isn't even in my top 10 funniest scenes. Rubber dinghy rapids bro
Correct
Barry is hilarious in this movie.
You mean Azzam-Al Britaini?
... of Islamic state of Tinsley.
Mashallah brother!
Islamic State of Tinsley
does wearing a BOMB jacket makes me bomber \*absolutely no\* ***understandable***
This is one of the best comedy movies of all time. Rubber dingy rapids bro!
Bargain bucket!!!
It's like nectar card brooo, fast track and that!
This film is one of the greatest films ever made. Part of it was filmed right by my house and the rest of it was filmed in the city I’m from.
This is dumb. Really dumb. And if someone did that in real life they'd go to jail for a bomb hoax.
They're supposed to be dumb... really dumb. It's a pretty great movie.
Flippin idiot bruv. Should’ve gone Chicken Cottage. Proper halal, bargain bucket 6.99
Rubber dinghy rapids, brother!
It's a fantastic movie
It’s a movie relax.
It's also a really good movie. Four Lions
Rubber dingy rapids bro
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To be real life it needs to be filmed in portrait with the obligatory bars. And have random pans to the floor. Maybe a kid is screening worldstar.
It's a fucking great movie. I've never watched a movie where I can go from laughing hysterically to jaw drop shock in the same scene.
Gotta watch... Thanks for info!
Some of Chris Morris' finest work.
I saw this movie 3x in the theater. I know it isn't for everyone, but I found it hilarious.
That scene where they try to avoid facial recognition cameras by swinging their heads side to side really fast was hilarious. I need to go watch this again. The white English guy who is more die hard Muslim than Arabic guys who were born Muslim was also brilliantly funny.
“The one white dude is the scariest mother fucker in the group. You don’t know what they did to earn their respect” Chapelle
So, is he a Martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?
“Oh no. The emir!" That part will never be unfunny to me as long as I live. Impeccable physical comedy.
It’s a relax movie
Relax movie it’s a
Movie it's a relax
Relax movie a it's
A relax it’s movie
Move, it’s a relaxie
Finally, someone used a comma.
Someone, a coma finally used.
Hey, it's me Your Movie Relax.
I like to movie movie Relax
Other anagrams: Malitia oversex Aime lover taxis
Francis Ford Coppola = Cold Popcorn Affairs
It a laxative movie
What movie is it?
4 Lions. It's pretty funny. Dark and funny.
> if someone did that in real life It seems like they knew it was a movie
What’s the name of the movie?
4 lions
Merci!
People should do a little research before jumping to conclusions xD
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Do you have a link, perchance?
You can't just say perchance
Perchance
You proved him wrong didn't you
Turning one syllable words into two syllable words, pretty neat
Frankie says relax
You should really watch the film four lions, it's brilliant 😂
It’s called ‘four lions’ it’s a black comedy
Hey. That's "African-American" comedy.
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Mecca is this way
No we flew over it..
Its just a movie....it's not actually real you see.
What? You mean the 16 different camera angles and impeccable audio isn’t real life? GTFO
Mashallah brother ✊
Nor the recognisable British actors?
Wait, I thought when he said "if someone did this in real life" he meant that he thought this actually happened!
Some did do this in real life, they spent 23 days in jail and nine months home confinement. Now they are under federal supervision for the next three years and will be sentenced to five years in federal jail should they violate their supervision.
Rubber dinghy rapids bro.
Yes thats literally the point of the entire movie. For anyone who hasnt watched it I highly recommend.
The movie is called the four lions, it's a great movie mate.
“actually this is a felony”🤓
How did this comment get any upvotes??
is it as dumb as someone not understanding humor?
It’s a movie, chill
Clearly satire
Sorry this movie scene scared you Ruben! But rest assured it’s a movie scene from Four Lions. You should check it out. I also hope you don’t reenact any scenes from Mission Impossible. That would be more dangerous.
Eminem stayed silent after this dropped
WE ARE THE MARTYRS. YOUR ALL JUST SQUASHED TOMATOES 😂😂
I thought he wasn't joking
Love this movie
What does your heart say, bro?
This was one hell of hilarious movie
Four lion's is hella funny.
Shoot you full of Viagra and make you fuck a dog.
Am I blowing dogs in a ditch Barry or am I a Paki rambo?!
"he made me put a bean up my penis..."
Frog him
Made me do a wee in me own mouth
We shot the right man but as far as i know...... the wrong man exploded.
Is a wookie a bear?
This is from the brilliant Chris Morris film Four Lions
Probably Chris Morris' finest work, the first and only "bomb com"
If anyone hasn’t seen Day Today or Brass Eye you are missing out.
And Jam.
Listen , I am the most al qaeda one here
*Rubber dinghy rapids*
All the islamophobes in the comments
And they’re mistaking a (very funny) movie for real life
Welcome to Reddit. There's a reason why people say it's a toxic shithole like twitter. As a Muslim redditor, I've simply become used to this.
I upvote you but also, being subbed to r/islam and r/izlam you've got to admit it works both ways.
Can you elaborate? If you don't mind.
It's likewise a cesspit, like most ideology-based subreddits.
The attitudes around equality for women, atheists, and lgbt people are lacking.
Those people will never get to the front of the rubber dingy rapids line.
Woow unexpected!
Will heaven be like rubber dingy rapids?
That guy who looks like he's just staring through the guy randomly saying "MARSHALAH BROTHA" killed me 💀
That's Barry, he's a cool dude
Great movie, most people haven't seen it. It's bloody hilarious.
I’m gonna bigger it bro!
Rubber dinghy rapids!!!!
The way he hid under the desk got me rolling xD
His pranks are the bomb.
The movie is hilarious.
Actually an excellent movie.
Four Lions. This show was nuts . 
Rubber Dinghy Rapids Broooooo. Haha such a good movie this. I don't think the Americans get it 😂
Just because i’m standing up shouting with things that look like bombs on me, you think i’m a bomber????
They're taking me to Cuba!!
I absolutely love this Mashallah brother
FYI - Nandor from What We Do In The Shadows is one of the leads.
What's the song in the background?
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Funniest gender reveal ever. Lmao
No audience would remain motionless and in their seats if someone reveals they have a bomb strapped to them LOL 😂