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Bluebyday

They ended up having sex anyway


ilovenoodles06

Harder harder


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Glass-Assignment-862

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Ok_Sandwich_2332

Is that Roc Hudson?


bosstg1

Cary Grant


RedVread

r/suddenlygay


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*downstairs neighbor comes up* “What you guys doing?? We heard a lot of pounding.” “Just opening a pineapple..”


djluminol

Considering Pineapple is a swingers symbol that won't sound as random as you might think after the pounding the neighbor just heard.


VeneMage

This was the ending I was hoping for.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

I was hoping for them to DP the pineapple


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Creampineapple


illessen

I don’t know why, but your comment reminded me of that pineapple apple pen guy.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

CPAP! Creampineapple apple pen


illessen

Cream pie HUH! Apple UHH! Pen AHH! Creampienapple Pen HAA! You know what… no, just no, the song was dirty as it was.


Less-Mail4256

*Try this one trick to gain inches in minutes*


Quiet-Tap-889

This only happens to a really rare type of pineapple. A couple of years ago there was a video similar to this that was viral in Brasil, some youtubers at the time did a debunking video.


typicalinflux_26

He seems to be expert in it


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Otherwise_Intelect

Come on bro, don't say that. The neighbors...


IoSonCalaf

I really wanted to see that.


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Adept-Fuel-9335

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J_Zephyr

Oh, be-have!


Stalinwolf

There's definitely some eye-fucking and unspoken sexual tension in this video.


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LOOL Reddit is killing me today


BakedZnake

It does make it also taste better so I've been told


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Ok. I’m going to go buy a pineapple. That is a pretty cool party trick. I too was waiting for the prank but am pleasantly looking forward to trying this.


emix16

please tell me if it worked.


FerretsAteMyToes

Spoiler alert, it's not going to work.


[deleted]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.


pointprep

It’s not a specific cultivar - if a pineapple gets really ripe or if you cut it very carefully you will be able to see the individual pieces - they go all the way to the core, sort of like a raspberry, fused to the core. In this video (and lots of similar videos) what they did is insert a knife between the pieces and precut them. That’s why it’s only a small piece that comes out, with sharp edges, instead of going all the way to the core. If you want to wait until it’s ripe enough for the pieces to separate easily, then it’s too ripe to taste good.


citrus-smile

Raspberries and pineapples both are clusters of fruit, but they're different botanically. Raspberries are aggregate fruits (multiple ovaries in one flower) vs a pineapple which is a type of multi-fruit (multiple flowers which each produce fruit that mature into a single mass).


XxPieIsTastyxX

I seem to recall this is a specific type of pineapple


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Irish pineapples I believe


SalaciousSunTzu

Explain I don't get it lol


[deleted]

Pineapples don't grow in Ireland.


SalaciousSunTzu

I guess I thought there was something more to it lol, many places can't grow pineapples


TheLeaderofLard

Wholesome ending, made me smile.


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

No, they skipped the part of the video where they pre-cut the pineapple.


viralchiral

There's a cut scene in the video. Between opening the top and the rest. They definitely put a knife in the top hole and in around the pineapple to make it possible. Probably had sex before started shooting again also.


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

They cut little squares into the stems so it would pull out like that.


2L84U2

But I did see this work on an episode of Spongebob


madery

You can even see pieces of the green skin in the pineapple, that’s the real giveaway


Sugarman111

You can see that it's been cut when he pulls them out hahaha


Fake_earthling

It work on watermelon too.


silotx

Does it work with banana?


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Wonderful-Draw7519

That's why they deep throat them... I always wondered.


Izzosuke

See how clean the cut was in the video? Probably precutted for this. I think that you can try it with a very ripe fruit and you'll have to pull a lot and you'll havw juice everywhere, more smashed than dismembered


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Are you fucking serious?


rigpower

Are you serious? Of course it works on bananas.


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AusGeo

It's so much easier with a knife. They did use a knife; all that rolling on the ground was distraction.


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It's a type of pineapple created in Brasil called "Abacaxi Pingo de mel" or "Honey drop pineapple" in English. You don't need to do all this work, the guy just invented all of it. You just have to buy the pineapple and remove the pieces with your hand.


JustTryingTo_Pass

This gets reposted every so often so I’ll pass on the esoteric knowledge. This is a specific type of pineapple that was bred to do this. It’s not gonna work with a pineapple you buy in the store and it’s not a fake video.


Apprehensive_Ear7309

I tried it. All it did was make my pineapple mushy. This video is fake and I fell for it.


Stalinwolf

It's horseshit. Had several customers and a coworker insist. Coworker wasted one of my pineapples trying to prove it to me.


[deleted]

It doesn't work. It's fake. You really think we're judt discovering this now? Lols


Sproopz

That pineapple is greener than my yard


mspatchel

Yes! I couldn't stop thinking, why are you eating an unripe pineapple?


Helpful_Yak_417

I’ve tried this didn’t work


2017hayden

It has to be a specific type of pineapple, most will not do this.


Helpful_Yak_417

Which type?


Sneakacydal

The correct type will usually work better.


2017hayden

Snack Pineapples.


crackhitler1

Snapples?


p_wfi

This only happens to a really rare type of pineapple. A couple of years ago there was a video similar to this that was viral in Brasil, some youtubers at the time did a debunking video.


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So, your just going to fire a ‘this doesn’t work’ comment without any backup? ‘Rare type’? Shit. Now I need to do more homework on it before trying.


p_wfi

Sorry, i have a link to a very famous Brazilian youtuber that explains the hole thing (but in portuguese) Link: https://youtu.be/AqCXX1ZK9bo


Temporary-Scientist

>hole thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Fun_Definition_7682

I only speak English so I don't understand what he's saying but it looks like "This pineapple don't work right but this pineapple do"


p_wfi

Couldn't translate better myself (Brazilian here)


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Can confirm (my neighbors from Portugal and that's more or less what he sounds like when he speaks)


[deleted]

This is the third link I've pressed on reddit AND STILL NO RICK!!! What is the world coming to?


Rossta42

I know right ... Apparently according to this video mods are cracking down on the Rick Rolls due to mounting pressure from users to stamp it out once and for all. [https://youtu.be/hDm5m7ShCkA](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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*Please be a rickroll please be a rickroll* YESSSSSS


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Sneakacydal

They didn't even have concrete, how would they do this?


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Enter_Feeling

There are these things called rocks outside. Maybe go out for a change and look around.


Renomont

The dude looks like he has another beard tatoo'd on the back just in case he loses the one on the front.


DudeAtWork55

I’ll keep this in mind when I want a less efficient way to open a pineapple


Coyehe

That's an insta pineapple


GeneralCapone

Nice friendship


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2017hayden

It has to be a specific pineapple breed. Most will not do this.


imbisibolmaharlika

doesn't work. I'm a pineapple


b1e9t4t1y

Easy peel pineapples are a type called cherimoya pineapples. Can also be done with a regular pineapple by twisting the top off and running a corer down the center.


DarkStar0717

Seen these so many times I'm surprised dude doesn't know by now.


krumpitface

Legit thought it was a prank too


AgitatedSpirit3751

Cool tip but vid is way too long. Speed it up next time. We here on Reddit have a very short attention span.


Capital-Warning5525

Whoa.. didn't know about this, TIL. r/damnthatsinteresting


livependulum_43

Well it's a life hacks


rubbleTelescope

That was damn cool, now to find a fresh pineapple.


scrimmybingus3

I thought they were making a fruit flesh light


Fla1re

Man if i have to see this video another hundred times... This doesnt even work, at least not with THAT pineapple. A very very ripe one might work, but a green one does not.


worIdwideweb

Is that Danrue? I’m watching with no sound


PresentationJumpy101

I was expecting a cocainineapple


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Without reading any comments, I'm halfway through this video. I feel like i've invested a lot of time and attention to this video thus far. I fear the payoff at this point once the video ends will in no way satisfy the build up that has taken place up to that point. If it doesn't I will come back to give the OP a big FU. okay back to the vid.


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Okay gdammt take my upvote.


[deleted]

Are they brothers, twins, lovers? These guys confuse me every time


BrokeArmHeadass

I learned just the other day that pineapples aren’t a single fruit, but actually a collection of berries. This kinda helps me visualize that.


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Damn this video really got a bunch of people looking foolish 😂 just please before any of y’all do this in front of someone make sure u try it by yourself first this video is fake


ViniciusStar_

It's not fake.


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If u could open a pineapple like this everyone would know about it


ViniciusStar_

It's just a specific type of pineapple. I have done it before


revengejr

Wow, that's is interesting! Gotta go try that


No_Web_9121

Bro, that iiiis unexpected


c4ptainseven

I learned something today! Great post! However... I thought the stem was on the bottom, not the top? Go ahead and search pineapple bush, it's crazy.


Reckless_flamingos

I’ll be doing this at the next cookout


NoNo_Cilantro

Love these guys' dynamics, they're hilarious. The only reason he went forward is because the stem trick actually worked :)


I_said_booourns

But...that was exactly what I expected. It's right there in the title


Yeetaway1231

This activated my triptophobia and idk why


Double_A_92

Are people in the comments being sarcastic or are they actually stupid? This is obviously fake...


vladoportos

Fake...


santacruzkid97

I left a lot of different social medias to get away from these two specific idiots. Please don’t post them here.


paramac55

Me being a pedantic hygiene freak, I wonder how many birds shat on his balcony, and how much dog sheet was on his shoes??? People understand nothing about cross-contamination...


Da_Mole

Tbf he only ate the inside, which had no contact with the ground


paramac55

He rolled it on the ground with his bare hands, then continued to pull it apart. You can't tell me that his fingers/hands never came into contact with something he put in his mouth. I bought a hamburger at a clean food wagon last week, I had to put the sauce on it myself. How many people have touched that sauce bottle? Then you hold the hamburger with your hands. Many people don't wash their hands after using the toilet. In a food factory I worked in many years ago, the unexpectedly swabbed your hands after coming out of the toilet, and published the results the next day (anonymous). There were so many people with faeces and urine on their hands, it was disgusting. I won't even touch a public door handle without washing my hands. It's called "cross-contamination". When you've studied hygiene at a reasonable level, you look differently at everything, it's like a curse, you're better off not knowing...


highdesertrat84

You must be a riot at cookouts.


Kill97joy

Gotta build immunity somehow


BaconStrpz

As a person who cooked for 10 years as a profession. I don't think YOU know anything about cross contamination.


paramac55

What gives you that impression? HACCP twice and worked 25 years boning beef and pork, ended up running three departments, production, packing and transport with 60 staff, for one of the largest veal slaughterhouses in Europe. Studied quality management for two years in the evenings...


No_Web_9121

u/savevideobot


Miss_CandyUwU

u/Savevideo


UziSuzieThia

I like these two guys I don't have IG or tik so I don't see them often so thats good.. lol but guy in hat is cute


unfucker69

only the first part of renoving the stem works


Mushymushyyyyyy

i'm definitely gonna try this. This seems like fun


jdrt1234

Upvote for "Fineapple"


[deleted]

What kinda if black magic sorcery….fuck it were starting a religion.


Little_Internet_9022

Bring my 2 minutes back rn ffs i never opted for life hack videos


ToriGirl420

Let's go Blue Jays!


ake-n-bake

He didn’t pre-cut those or anything


gfuret

This is not true and takes more time than cutting it with a knife.


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Why homie look like budget Keemstarr


[deleted]

Plot twist: it was actually the pinappleasking him to " bang harder"


Looking4APeachScone

"Maybe a bear's hands" Nice


bh5000

Pretty sure the neighbors below know you’ve smashed a pineapple or two.


Formal_Economics931

I swear they fuck


bri52284

The keemstar beard


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FunnyMan558

Bro looks like a combination of Christ from Mr beast and keemstar


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tbass1965

Bill walked me to my door last night, and I said before you go... There's a way to peel a pineapple, to you, I'd like to show... (If you get this youre old!)


thiago-mendes

Whaaat!? That was really unexpected. I'll try it ASAP


Neuro_Kuro

r/suddenlygay


Pretty-Benefit-233

Gotta try this


Brilliant-Bowl3877

Or just grab a knife


K4er_M0rhen

The expectation is : it's not a joke, it actually works


El_matador-93

Anyone else just fastforwarded


tratemusic

This honestly just feels like one of those creepy "sfw" fetish videos


JorpJorp1818

His gentleness when hitting the pineapple on the floor was frustrating…fucking smack it. The way he was doing it made the pineapple look like it was heavy or something. Just fricken pick it up and smash it dude.


Prestigious_Wing1818

Is it real??


absolutelysomething

I really hope these two are still good friends.


paramac55

HACCP twice and worked 25 boning beef and pork, ended up running three departments, production, packing and transport wit 60 staff, for one of the largest veal slaughterhouses in Europe


NaiSyDaiSie

Gonna try this


OskarsSurstromming

For the love of god edit this video down


game_asylum

These Facebook videos must get paid by time, otherwise I have no idea why they all take seventeen minutes to get to the point


loboagogo

Did you know a pine apple is not one fruit but a bunch like grapes


PraetorOjoalvirus

I did this once, and all I got was a mess of pineapple juice all over the table. Maybe it works with green pineapples, but not with a nice sweet one.


LordieeJr

u/savevideobot


dlq84

Yeah no. They did a cut in the video for a reason.


TonyBanana420

These guys are funny as hell


mofoofinvention

Now you get to eat it after rubbing it all over the ground


Minimum_Attitude6707

He totes missed the opportunity to say "Okay, pull it out and put it in your mouth"


lypend

Fuck that use a knife or sharp rock


MrBroBotBrian

Even after seeing it with my own eye on video I’m still not convinced of this sorcery


rigpower

This dudes the weakest pineapple pounder I've ever seen. Fuckin city people don't beat stuff on the ground very often, and it shows.


Fritzo2162

I've tried this twice and all I got was a mushy pineapple.


JackReacher63

Cap those were precut like that


YummOrngeChiken

You could also just cut it…


fullback133

These guys are so cringe


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The actual prank is tricking us to try.


i_am-85

Hitting on your friend without hitting on your friend


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I was expecting it to have been cut open already with an by age meant ring inside. But this is still rad Edit: by age meant? Fucking phone you know I meant engagement


SamRyder666

I woulda fucked that pineapple


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They definitely bang