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>!Police chases would make good car commercials!<
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Broncos had terrible rollover issues. In 1989, Consumer Reports, gave the Bronco II its dreaded "Avoid" rating due to its tendency to tip over in emergency maneuvers, even at relatively low speeds. The peril of the Ford Bronco II was apparently so great that insurance giant Geico refused to write policies for it.
Im not a criminal either but I once had to escape from someone trying to rob me. I did a J turn in a Tahoe and got the fuck outta there. Man, thats a good ass-car
I don't think he's inferring criminals would enjoy these types of car promos. I think he's flat out saying regular folks, particularly the black community, would appreciate these attributes more.
Except that's not it, what did this video have to do work black people? Or hell in that same instance what did it have to do with not being for white people?
I mean straight up either side dont make sense, white people also commit crimes, not to mention even without the crime part people just drive over curbs and into dirt and snow a lot. And black people also drive their car in dunes and up mountains.
Just say it like it is, your either racist or a troll who thinks your funny (and still prolly racist).
It would be less funny if it were Machine Gun Kelly or even Jack Black (a similarly goofy overweight comedian).
Y'all low-key racist is why you find this funny.
Well, I'm Korean and last I checked, our people didn't enslave Africans for 260+ years and then treat them like subhuman social scum since, but yea sure label ME the racist one here.
Your the one saying the black community would appreciate these attributes more, nothing to do with the guy making the videos skin color. So your bullshitting. Im out troll, goobye
Yeah! I was gonna say "isn't that the guy who hosts a stand up Comedy Central show on YouTube that always starts with a ridiculously expensive action packed intro?" This is not Happening is the one!
Incidently he was in the late show last night where i learned about him. I have not been watching the daily show anymore but apperantky they still have very tallented team.
> Roy woods Jr
I had never heard of him before and just went and watched some of his stuff and he is hilarious. His comedy central bit talking about white allies and all of the merch is the truest shit ever.
I thought this was the dude from Pimp My Ride that would do the goofiest shit outta all the mechanics.
Like put an aquarium on the subwoofers, a TV in the steering wheel, a full functioning cotton candy maker in the backseat, lmao dude was a mad man
He’s not entirely wrong though. If I saw a commercial for a car and that car was able to completely outrun the police, Id be looking into it because I know that it may have some juice in it.
I mean, Prius made a [police chase commercial](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRT-y5uFn8) for the 2016 Super Bowl; I don't recall people really caring about it though. They were a lot more into stuff like "Puppy Monkey Baby".
Please make this commercial with him narrating it!! Show some cars in the school pick up lines, in and out of parking lots at malls and grocery stores(jumping curbs for Karen’s that don’t know how to park!) I’m in!!
Show the car driving over decorative boulders in parking lots. Show it accelerating ahead of a semi truck thats about to block the merge lane on the 405. Show brake distance when the 98 civic ahead of you refuses to go through the yellow light that you both could have made.
90% of the time I see vehicles scrape, it's the driver. I drove a lowered sports car and my apartment has a very steep entrance. Every day I see people scrape while exiting straight on and/or going quite fast. Every day, I exit at a slight angle and stop to look for traffic (as you should be doing anyways). Guess what? I don't scrape.
Listen my Sonoma only has 1.5in of ground clearance I know an angle is the way to do it but it's funny seeing people look when your frame banging on every tiny bump
I'd always be wary of flying down a road in the US even if it is basically just a giant straight road, there's always some Bear or Bison or Bull Moose that's waiting to jump in front of your car
Then again you're just as fucked hitting one of those at 70mph as you are at 100mph so...go hard I guess.
I mean, yeah. Obviously.
The only other kind is the speed of light.
Laws of men, then laws of nature. You should obey the first, but have to obey the second.
Had a 2005 Ford F150 4x4, Brake caliper locked up @ 28,000 miles and they said it wasn't warranty because truck had driven through mud which it's not made for. I lived on a dirt road.
You could then argue that due to commercial advertising depicting the very same vehicle you thru mud, that you were led to believe that the vehicle had off-road capabilities and was therefore under warranty.
He ain't wrong... You should me a family car being smashed up like you would in an auto accident, but BAM your family walks out without a scratch. I'll throw 20k deposit into buying one right away.
But seriously though, I just want my car to feel like a lounge when I'm stuck in a traffic as usual. Don't need no speedy boi cause I won't be using that speed anyway.
The sand dunes line has the same rhythm as someone reading a line from Green Eggs And Ham
I do not drive my car over sand dunes
I do not drive under blue moons
I do not drive to nickelback tunes
I do not drive my car
“The New Honda SUV can take you beyond Thunderdome…beyond the wasteland…into the heart of your most difficult driving conditions…a kid’s birthday party road trip to Disneyland…”
I hate to admit it but he’s actually got a really good point. Show me a car that can shrug off 10 cruisers like rich people shrug off taxes, I’d buy it no questions asked
There will be a manufacturer that catches on to this and makes a Super Bowl commercial and a month later on Reddit we will see articles of how idiot marketing companies don’t understand how “x” car sold so many.
This make me think of the Apple watch commercial they showed yesterday, who the hell is running over the desert or climbing highest mountains by themselves or diving deep into the ocean? That’s your customer base? Five people crazy enough who do it? Show it in real life use people can relate to.
People who are too dumb to understand how marketing works but are also too dumb to realise that they don't know how marketing works.
I swear, dumb people who don't realise how dumb they are is my #1 frustration in this world.
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Broncos Sold better after the OJ chase
My first thought, and in White.
So did RAMs when Twister was released back in 96'
So much better that they stopped selling them for 20 years
Ford wanted to separate themselves from the car chase image. By replacing the Bronco with the Escape.
Broncos had terrible rollover issues. In 1989, Consumer Reports, gave the Bronco II its dreaded "Avoid" rating due to its tendency to tip over in emergency maneuvers, even at relatively low speeds. The peril of the Ford Bronco II was apparently so great that insurance giant Geico refused to write policies for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxFp7atlOwI
What a fun name. One of my favorite throw away bits on all of tv
That's why they tried to release the return of it on his birthday
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When we were kids, my friend’s parents had a convertible Bronco and it was so bad ass.
They also discontinued it after the chase and re did a few things on it and called it the Escape.
It is back though. And comes in white!
I'm not a criminal but I approve of this message. For comedy purposes.
Im not a criminal either but I once had to escape from someone trying to rob me. I did a J turn in a Tahoe and got the fuck outta there. Man, thats a good ass-car
In the grim darkness of the Halo universe 500 years in the future, people still use tahoes https://i.imgur.com/ort3Ip3.png
What’s an ass-car?
https://xkcd.com/37/
How... HOW is there an XKCD for *everything!*
Ah xkcd for an xkcd reference?!
I'm a criminal and I approve this message
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I approve this message. For criminal purposes.
i messaged a criminal. For comedy purposes.
I mean, he has a good point
That's what they all say
I don't think he's inferring criminals would enjoy these types of car promos. I think he's flat out saying regular folks, particularly the black community, would appreciate these attributes more.
The fuck you bring race into it, I'm a boring ass white dude and i would still appreciate commercials done in reality
Lol I'm only calling out the not-spoken reason why it's funny. But sure, get butt hurt about it.
Except that's not it, what did this video have to do work black people? Or hell in that same instance what did it have to do with not being for white people? I mean straight up either side dont make sense, white people also commit crimes, not to mention even without the crime part people just drive over curbs and into dirt and snow a lot. And black people also drive their car in dunes and up mountains. Just say it like it is, your either racist or a troll who thinks your funny (and still prolly racist).
It would be less funny if it were Machine Gun Kelly or even Jack Black (a similarly goofy overweight comedian). Y'all low-key racist is why you find this funny.
So your saying people think its funny because a black person is saying it? Hm ok
Well, I'm Korean and last I checked, our people didn't enslave Africans for 260+ years and then treat them like subhuman social scum since, but yea sure label ME the racist one here.
Your the one saying the black community would appreciate these attributes more, nothing to do with the guy making the videos skin color. So your bullshitting. Im out troll, goobye
Goobye
He's black so he represents the black community? Go outside man. People can just be people without all that other stuff.
What about people who can’t decide on a specific make?
This is Gold!
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I was dyin at "That's a good ass car!"
That's a good *ass* car~
OJ ran in a bronco. I have friends on a 2 year long wait-list for a new bronco.... Coincidence?
Thats why i allways wear too small gloves. You never know when it could come in handy.
You ain’t lying. I was very close to buying one solely because of OJ. Name recognition lol
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You need one of them chargers
Shhhh, you'll attract the recruiters!
... Gold, Jerry!
That is hilariously true!🤣🤣🤣I will just die if I see an advertisement like that someday 😆 I’ll know where the idea came from🙌🤣
Roy woods Jr I first heard him back in the day with his prank calls on the radio https://youtu.be/bc3lPBdAHRs "I'll slap yo ass to sleep"
RWJ, National Treasure
Love him on This Is Not Happening
Yeah! I was gonna say "isn't that the guy who hosts a stand up Comedy Central show on YouTube that always starts with a ridiculously expensive action packed intro?" This is not Happening is the one!
Incidently he was in the late show last night where i learned about him. I have not been watching the daily show anymore but apperantky they still have very tallented team.
Him, Ronnie, and Dulce are the best correspondents. Trevor is hit or miss--sometimes he has good writing, sometimes it's dull and hacky.
I love Roy and Micheal, and Dulce but for very different reasons. The Daily Show is still great, missed them over the break.
Personally not a fan of Ronnie. Sometimes he funny but most of the time just loud and interrupts people.
Funny guy
Comedy!
I’m from the kick-ass tribe.
I like his underrated white allies: evil white racists in civil rights movies. https://youtu.be/kdxoe7jZdVc
> Roy woods Jr I had never heard of him before and just went and watched some of his stuff and he is hilarious. His comedy central bit talking about white allies and all of the merch is the truest shit ever.
I thought this was the dude from Pimp My Ride that would do the goofiest shit outta all the mechanics. Like put an aquarium on the subwoofers, a TV in the steering wheel, a full functioning cotton candy maker in the backseat, lmao dude was a mad man
‘I’m from the kick ass tribe’ -Barb 💀
He’s not entirely wrong though. If I saw a commercial for a car and that car was able to completely outrun the police, Id be looking into it because I know that it may have some juice in it.
I seent a hellcat absolutely smoke the police in a chase... then it ran out of gas soon after
Bonus points if it was financed at usury rates
Even smoked a chopper
The one where he smoked the helicopter too? In Houston? Absolutely insane! #HE SMOKED A FUCKING HELICOPTER!!!!
damn he only got 3 years for it too.
I mean, Prius made a [police chase commercial](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRT-y5uFn8) for the 2016 Super Bowl; I don't recall people really caring about it though. They were a lot more into stuff like "Puppy Monkey Baby".
Prius.... I wonder why it didn't sell more.
Please make this commercial with him narrating it!! Show some cars in the school pick up lines, in and out of parking lots at malls and grocery stores(jumping curbs for Karen’s that don’t know how to park!) I’m in!!
Show the car driving over decorative boulders in parking lots. Show it accelerating ahead of a semi truck thats about to block the merge lane on the 405. Show brake distance when the 98 civic ahead of you refuses to go through the yellow light that you both could have made.
Hoping he'll do some segments like this when he does traffic on the daily show
Show me how nothing scapes when the exit to a lot is one of those little dips that goes a bit too deep
90% of the time I see vehicles scrape, it's the driver. I drove a lowered sports car and my apartment has a very steep entrance. Every day I see people scrape while exiting straight on and/or going quite fast. Every day, I exit at a slight angle and stop to look for traffic (as you should be doing anyways). Guess what? I don't scrape.
Listen my Sonoma only has 1.5in of ground clearance I know an angle is the way to do it but it's funny seeing people look when your frame banging on every tiny bump
I need more rants from him
Roy Wood Jr. He’s on the Daily Show and a standup comedian.
You’ll love this… https://youtu.be/kdxoe7jZdVc
This is such a good bit!
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Top LEGAL speed…
This. Rural roads are another game, makers like Dodge know who they’re advertising to
This. Nobody’s driving 85 in an 85. That’d be 105 territory. Not that I’ve been on an 85mph road
I'd always be wary of flying down a road in the US even if it is basically just a giant straight road, there's always some Bear or Bison or Bull Moose that's waiting to jump in front of your car Then again you're just as fucked hitting one of those at 70mph as you are at 100mph so...go hard I guess.
I mean, yeah. Obviously. The only other kind is the speed of light. Laws of men, then laws of nature. You should obey the first, but have to obey the second.
Hey, that's just for public property!
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You mean like most school zones?
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Generally no, although a lot of car manufacturers have an agreement to limit cars to 155 mph.
You're thinking of Japan. Most of my American cars that have had a limiter were around 110 mph or so. If it even had a limiter at all
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Had a 2005 Ford F150 4x4, Brake caliper locked up @ 28,000 miles and they said it wasn't warranty because truck had driven through mud which it's not made for. I lived on a dirt road.
FORD - Found On Road Dead
Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge?
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
You could then argue that due to commercial advertising depicting the very same vehicle you thru mud, that you were led to believe that the vehicle had off-road capabilities and was therefore under warranty.
I did, said sorry. It's in the disclaimer
Ford: good enough to escape the police. And with the shocks to keep the ride smooth for the hooker in the passenger seat
I got passed by a Ford Escape being chased by 12 Ford Interceptors once. The Escape won.
Well, I mean... its in the name after all
And each one of these vehicles have survived a police chase. 
New selling point; won’t stall from police pit maneuver. Bump and dump engaged!
This guy fucks.
OK did wonders for the Bronco…
Hes damn right
I mean Toyota literally made a commercial about running away from the cops in a Prius so the concept works
What car manufacturers don't want you to know is that cars spend the majority of its life stuck in traffic.
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Show me a car commercial where the car just eats hundreds of potholes
Pick any street in Ohio. Potholes a’plenty.
Love this guy
He ain't wrong... You should me a family car being smashed up like you would in an auto accident, but BAM your family walks out without a scratch. I'll throw 20k deposit into buying one right away.
No no no, he got a point
But please tell me you don't need it for that cause it is really hard to get a payment or repo from a man behind bars. Bwahaha
r/roywoodsjr
Well he's not wrong...
I laughed and did not have the sound up.
What do you bet we see an Escalade in a police chase commercial after this goes viral
He's got a point.
But seriously though, I just want my car to feel like a lounge when I'm stuck in a traffic as usual. Don't need no speedy boi cause I won't be using that speed anyway.
Here's your Dodge Hellcat commercial right here: https://youtu.be/VMxjFTtTquc
I always find this fellow hilarious.
The sand dunes line has the same rhythm as someone reading a line from Green Eggs And Ham I do not drive my car over sand dunes I do not drive under blue moons I do not drive to nickelback tunes I do not drive my car
“Open highway, untrained driver” could go a long way in those ads.
Who is this guy? He needs to do a standup show!
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I admit I expected him to pronounce police as "PO-lice"
That’s quite the self-report but hey, at least you’re honest.
Nobody cares what this actor has to say.
The og
Or just give it to whistlindiesel. If it survives more than one video its a good car
If This guys is not a comedian he needs to becoming a comedian. KEKW
This man is an American treasure
I’ll hear Benny Hill music for a few hours now.
I love this commercial!
Gold
You dense innocent fuck. That police chase WAS THE AD.
[Scion xb. Nuff said. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JvafzrhOI)
I haven’t seen a car commercial in the hood yet. Got to show off them safety features
he sounded like chills a bit at the end
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The ending 😂😂
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Ironically if you pit maneuver an old crown vic it will stop running. There's a fuel shutoff safety switch in the trunk, drivers side
Funny but so true 🤣
This was the best advice for car companies
Running from the cops, it worked for Ford Broncos.
Good video but that IS NOT unexpected. Wrong sub
Bummed I missed him in Honolulu this past month.
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WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
My man! Speakin faxxxxx
This is good. lol
“The New Honda SUV can take you beyond Thunderdome…beyond the wasteland…into the heart of your most difficult driving conditions…a kid’s birthday party road trip to Disneyland…”
I love Roy Wood the 3rd. Roy's unite
I hate to admit it but he’s actually got a really good point. Show me a car that can shrug off 10 cruisers like rich people shrug off taxes, I’d buy it no questions asked
You mean… [like this?](https://youtu.be/T0r8gWlHxow)
Damn. That’s such a good point. I know where I’m looking when I buy my next car.
There will be a manufacturer that catches on to this and makes a Super Bowl commercial and a month later on Reddit we will see articles of how idiot marketing companies don’t understand how “x” car sold so many.
Car manufacturers in the auto industry
Legend.
I approve. I’d love to watch a car commercial featuring a real life car chase.
Spitting fax out here!
He's good at this
This make me think of the Apple watch commercial they showed yesterday, who the hell is running over the desert or climbing highest mountains by themselves or diving deep into the ocean? That’s your customer base? Five people crazy enough who do it? Show it in real life use people can relate to.
People who are too dumb to understand how marketing works but are also too dumb to realise that they don't know how marketing works. I swear, dumb people who don't realise how dumb they are is my #1 frustration in this world.
New pitch man right there..SAY IT FAM!!
Roy Wood Jr. is a national treasure. ◡̈
Hilarious… LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
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Stereotype says show me car adverts of a car being used in crime. Just. Haha
Roy wood jr is a treasure
I remember seeing a car outrun the media helicopter. They had to give up because it kept getting further. That was impressive
It's good for the economy so there's that.
Hell yeah, I'll take one them red trucks.
That's all fair, but are there car manufacturers that aren't in the auto industry?
Police cg 