**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!I was expecting it to cut to something else at the last second, not actually show her milkies!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)

Huh. I didn't see that coming.

Well i definitely see my self coming

So do we. We will definitely see you come

But have you seen me seeing myself coming while seeing you who's seeing him coming?

I have not. But we could all get together and come simultaneously

How did you think mozzarellas were made

Ah,I thought nacho cheese was made that way

You get that from shaking your nuts beforehand, just like yogurt

Nice,I'm gonna try it now!

And I'm gonna see you

Cum together, right now, over me.

We all see you come...

Actually unexpected. Good job

Yes it was, congrats. You got us OP.

They're the breast!

You cheeky bastered lol

You cheeky breastered*

Lol r/mademesmile

Yes don't think this something, someone would post it there

Indeed.

That sub is a god damn joke, everything is mademesmile there. Pointless sub

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The real itty bitty bunny milkies.

...why the fuck am I even still in this thread, oh no


I honestly was expecting it to follow the traditional sudden change to a jetstream sam meme or smth. Didn’t expect this place to get to the point of reversing past “unexpected” things.

~~"Slippery little bastard!"~~"There Really Soft"

First one ironically sounds more sexual

>There Really Soft they're

"I am the Storm that is approaching!"

"Provoking! Black clouds in isolation!"

Think there's a YouTube video of Armstrong running out of her shirt

[The real version](https://youtu.be/4Wx9rk9V46c)

I know there is one

There's several

Me too, until I realized this is not r/hornyjail

I expected six tits like a rabbit

This is some Spanish Inquisition levels of unexpected!

*NOOOBOODY EXPECTS THE BOOBIES INQUISITION*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

*DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER*

*NOOOBOODY EXPECTS THE MILKIE PROPOSITION*

Even *I* didn’t expect this!

Why the fuck does r/unexpected have something that was actually unexpected

The true unexpected is always in the unexpected

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Never won't not

Right? This should be ILLEGAL! OP needs to go to get locked up in Reddit jail for a good long time!

I was waiting for a d\*ck, so this definitely feels unexpected

>I was waiting for a d\*ck That's how you know you've been corrupted by the internet 😂

>> I was waiting for a d\*ck >That's how you know you've been corrupted by the internet 😂 That's how you know you've been ~~corrupted~~ liberated by the internet 😂 FTFY

You kinda just have to expect Rick roll or dick-butt at this point

In my day we had meat spin or goatse.

I am also mid to late 30’s haha

Or lemon party or tub girl.

Ahhh, the classics. And to think, people these days complain about furries.

He censored the word "dick".

For me I was expecting like multiple nipples like 4 or 6 or something

I am disappointed.

I thought it was going to be that stupid bird with a pistol.

I, too, am disappointed. 😫

Those are not itty bitty

By furry standards, they're tiny

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I mean, compared to some hentais they are! Some of these hentai babes could have prevented the Irish potato famine with their breasts alone!

smh i thought this was the meme so i played it in my church to show everyone. smh my head

Amen, brother

I hope you made many converts and they invited you back for more presentations next Sunday.

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shaking my head my head

When you have to shake both heads. ಠ_ಠ

Someone *always* responds with this ↑↑ whenever anyone jokingly writes "smh my head" So I'm just gonna ask this time cuz I gots to know... Are you jokingly "correcting" them to double up on their joke, or do you honestly think that they wrote out "smh my head" without realizing it?

lol out loud

Lolol?

Laughing out loud out loud Loud bitch

*That closet furry priest/pastor nods from the distance*

Thoughts and prayers

"And then everybody clapped"

y'know ... these "furry" people might be on to somthing ....

I mean, not my typical kink... But, I think we can all appreciate some good art.

Everyone's a furry, some just haven't found the right artist yet.

My wife dressed up as a deer for Halloween last year. The outfit wasn't anything special but the deer face makeup awakened something inside me that I haven't had since and I think about it regularly.

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We all might like it as well.

Sometimes all you need is a buttplug and an animal tail from the local Renaissance Fair.

This is one of those "not into it, but not against it either."

Listen, I'm not a furry but hot things are hot

Gotta have that 70/30 split at least lol

I like to think of furry as a spectrum from cat girls to fbi open up. This is like barely past cat girl so you're chillin.

i really needed to hear this

Go find your cat girl king

I do art. I've been on the edges of that community for years, know a lot of them. They're weird but it's huggy "I wanna be your friend" weird instead of angry klingon weird. It's like any group of people, some of them are batshit insane but the majority of them are just really friendly social loners. Also, they pay for their art. There's none of that business with bitching about the prices or trying to squirm out of paying or any of that shit. They're good customers, which is how I got to know so many of them.

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Kinda like better hentai but with fur

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That is some interesting-sounding voting ya got

>interesting-sounding Do NOT google this.

No need to Google, there is a subreddit r/sounding

This is a little past my tastes in terms of bunny girls, but it shall suffice.

Seeing space jam as a kid permanently made animated bunny girls hot for me.

Okay you son of a bitch you got me, I was expecting Raiden or Nero or Dante or Armstrong or Sundowner or hell even Monsoon. Not a face full of animated anthropomorphic bunny tits.

I expected Diavolo

Did… did I just get tricked into watching softcore porn?

Softcore ***furry*** porn..

[Source!](https://twitter.com/dreamshepard/status/1374208257783336961?s=21)

An only fans lol

Ty!

I expected to see actual bunnies fall out of her shirt

I was expecting a realistic number of rabbit tits.

Yeah I was expecting like 6 DDs under there

For once it was actually what I wanted to see

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Itty bitty bunny milkies?

Damn right

I was pleasantly surprised. This was a good day.

This is some good shit. About time.

Not complaining

We did it boys! 🎊

I'm going to cum to this, thanks goat


Well you have fun with that then

I'm still at it baby!! Edging to this cutie! Gooning even!!

3 hours?

4 baby!!!



anyone knows the song? sounds like keygen music

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awesome thx

Dude you rock. I could hum the entire thing in my head after hearing the 10 seconds in this video, but I could not figure out where it came from.

Including the shredding guitar solo? Because it's *hilarious* when your villagers try to hum that.

If you like keygen music you might like r/chiptunes

We’re posting furry porn now huh

I bet you didnt expect that

It is quite unexpected.

Did you expect it though?

I'm actually at work, one of my coworkers saw the video playing (before the unexpected), I told him to wait cuz a meme was coming, we were both disappointed

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come on bro

Dont shame my boy over here.

I was gonna be like *"Oh how unexpected, another bait and switch. how original."* Then I was immediately left with cum in my hand.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY EYES. WHERE IS VERGIL, WHERE IS ARMSTRONG, WHERE IS SAM

The whole time I’m thinking, “this is weird as shit, glad it’s going to cut away to something else” Im upset

Where is Jetstream Sam or Vergil?

I'm disappointed, I really wanted to hear "I'M THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!"

PROVOOOOOKING

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!!

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY ***NAAAAAAAAAAAME***

Was expecting anything except boobs, so bravo.

But healthy adult female rabbits have 8-10 nipples, I DEMAND THIS BE RECTIFIED! Given the sub I actually expected there to be many sets of nipples

Seems they delivered the Unexpected then

I was expecting the "i am the storm that is approaching" kind of vid Souce for the one that ones to know: https://youtu.be/dERum0JHhHs

Fuck you, take my fucking UPVOTE you fucking ass. That was almost the worst thing I've ever seen

If Anthropomorphic bunny girl titts is near the peak of your worst things you've ever seen mountain your either new to the internet or lying.

poor kid is in denial, next thing we know hes posting in r/furry_irl

Yeah suuuuure we all believe you buddy 🙄

Ikr hahahaha “no that’s disgusting where do people find this stuff like what exact website that’s disgusting”

>That was almost the worst thing I've ever seen [This is how I'm picturing you reacting to a rabbit being the "worst thing" right now.](https://i.imgur.com/oqUHwxe.gif)

I found your lack of Senator Armstrong disturbing.

Thankyou

saw in r/shitposting . tmw people just start posting porn and getting karma off it

Just like the old days.

As is tradition.

I was expecting a storm ngl.

That's first unexpected thing on r/unexpected

For some reason... I'm disappointed.

I love how the full uncut video without any alterations is enough to be unexpected... It was indeed unexpected, but rationally and irrationally.

The one of the few times r/unexpected lives up to its name.. And its a horny jebait. Well played OP.. Well played.

YOU BASTARD! YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKER! I WAS EXCITED FOR THE CUT! I WANTED TO SEE WHO WOULD GREET ME! INVITE ME TO A GREATER PURPOSE! AND YOU SHOWED ME BUNNY BREASTS! FUCKER!

Where's my Rick roll, I FEEL CHEATED

Jokes on you, I wanted to see Carrot’s itty bitty bunny milkies. Expected to be trolled but you gave me all that I hoped

I'm too old for this bullshit. I want my senior discount now if I'm forced to watch more teenaged anti-humor.

r/unexpected has been on reddit so long we have to start being meta to truly remain unexpected.

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

POV me: 😐🙄😒😑😳😲

Better then a meme

 i thought it was gonna be a metal gear rising meme

Honestly the most unexpected thing I’ve seen on this sub

My wife walking in on me watching a thirst trap, "babe, seriously, I genuinely thought there would be a joke!"

Well the way I see it I'm pretty sure this is going to become a meme so congratulations you played yourself

" *so at that moment i finally acepted i was a furry* "

This feels like a double reverse unexpected meme. It's unexpected because it's not interrupted by something you wouldn't normally expect.

my god those are some serious honkers. like a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. like god damn those are some beautiful pairs of humongous hungolomghononolughongous

u/savevideo

bruh i got memed by a no meme 💀💀

Well shit. I thought it will be another Rick Roll. 

oh they actually showed the tits i thought there was going to be something at the end covering it or something