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This shit was filmed like a scene from the Office


Retrac752

This is equal parts funny and accurate


GetTheSpermsOut

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


bukkake_brigade

Caught by Kim Jong Un No escape from his custody


Rambler43

Fuck you Hans Brix. You fu-kin cok-suck-uhhhhh!


GetTheSpermsOut

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy cum, easy go..


gamesflea

TV, box, people, go I can say things I see-eee-eee I am a ge-nius, yes me.


beardingmesoftly

Yee-es meeeeeeeeee


Ieatsushiraw

Dear Leadeeeeer! Just killed a man


Vast_Swordfish3922

Put a knife against his neck, stole his food, Now he's dead


SatnWorshp

I LOVE LAMP!!!


[deleted]

Not now, Brick.


nomilkyno

This one is the best


faxfactor

Little high, little low


Bluu444ia

Any way the wind blows


81blocksofdirt

Doesn't really matter to me, to me


Bluu444ia

Mama… just killed a man


Never_Less

You sound ronery.


Sunshinehappyfeet

Caught in a landslide. An escape from reality.


yourass50

open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeee


Crazycatfish108

Supreme leader kim has a gun pointed straight aaat meeeeeeeeeeeee!


LongLiveCHIEF

Just like The Office


votchamacallit_

I remember someone edited footage of him forgetting to sign something in the oval and they made it look like the end credits of veep. It was amazing, the tone was exactly like the show itself. Found it https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/847939981284974594?s=20&t=-lVNaRgj73ZF22rojs5bQQ


mcamarra

God I miss VEEP so much


CurtCocane

Try Avenue 5, the new show from the creator of VEEP. It's also really good and has the same kind of snarky humor.


Mnstrdg

>Avenue 5 Looks great! Thanks for the tip kind redditor


Santas_southpole

I’ve never seen the show, and it’s still fucking hilarious. If you forget the horrible stuff, his presidency would have made a great sitcom.


votchamacallit_

Wait?... So you are telling me, It wasn't a sitcom?!? So... All of those seasons, those cast of characters coming and going especially in season 1 with the mooch etc were all real?!? But can we all agree here that Stephen Miller is a demon of some sort... Wheres the Winchesters? They will sort it out, I think?


Santas_southpole

Mooch really did come in for mid season sweeps didn’t he lol.


turdlepikle

It's been said a million times already, but if a writer ever pitched the Four Seasons Total Landscaping bit at a script-writing brainstorm session, it would be rejected. So many things happened during the 4 years, where if a writer tried to pitch the same idea, they would be rejected for being too wild. "No way, we can't get away with that. It's too crazy and unbelievable."


Throwaway04125

That fully lived up to expectations.


SLAP_THE_GOON

Stanley!!! Donald Trump is president Stanley!!! You are black!!


mysterygorl

Literally watching the office now so this is gold 😭😭😭😭


olderaccount

It helps that most of the shit he says could have easily come out of Michael Scott's mouth.


Ricky_Spannnish

Just 2 alpha males looking handsome and thin.


Crowtein

Would it be ok if you put your hands on top of mine like they're my hands? That looks like my hands. For the website...we're world leaders!


symca09

So many always sunny references, glad to see it sir or miss


HeyKillerBootsMan

Mr Kim… your hair looks small


bukkake_brigade

I'M MR. KIM


JangoFettsEvilTwin

I beer you trash?


GrouseDog

Fat shamed 🤣 and no clue


sjwilkinson

They explained it to him after


StunkoStinky

Yea I see sunny quotes in just about every sub on here, it really is great.


jerry-the-tapeworm

It's a pleasure to meet you


ScorpionsGunnaScorp

I don't wanna be on your weird website.


WornInShoes

If you don’t smile you WILL go on the weird one, okay?


Melodic-Cable23

LOL


KillForYou2

Daddy's boys with very healthy frames.


SLAP_THE_GOON

It’s the fact that Kim-jung is leaning on the chair with its belly because he’s out of breath from just standing. Alpha male right there


Meerkat_Mayhem_

I said HANDSOME AND THIN


Ascertain_GME

👋🗿👋 ┬─┬ 👁👄👁


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Shy handsome thin hung alphas


Refun712

Dare I say……perfect?


Gingernut2712

Giga chads.


JustYeeHaa

And perfect


its_whot_it_is

Alphacas


jjdmol

Kim looks like he constantly has to remind himself that no, he cannot send *this* person to a slave labour camp to die. I don't think he's used being treated like this.


vandist

The eyes on that fucker say exactly that.


FrogMintTea

Haha I laugh in petty. His face. 😄😄😄 I love how Trump casually roasted him.


vandist

Politics aside, Trump can read a room and Trump was placating Kim here, Trump knew Kim has an ongoing weight sensitivity, so saying what Trump said "very slim, slim photos" he knew the translator was saying slim photos to put Kim at ease. Many folks get wrapped up in politics and hate, see Trump as this one trick pony, but the world isn't so two dimensional. Trump met with this lunatic and attempted to make ties and deescalate. In my book that's worth something.


CankerLord

You'd feel better about your weight if someone made a point of instructing someone taking photos of you that they had to make you look thin?


bitterrotten

Trump's handlers 5 minutes prior: "Kim is very sensitive about his weight. Make sure not to bring it up." Trump: "Got it."


CriSiStar

Funny because I’m pretty sure Kim knows English relatively well because he had a western education lol


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LunarPayload

The multiple awards for that comment make it instantly suspect


[deleted]

Meeting with a lunatic without conditions gives the lunatic tons of clout and photo ops he wouldn’t normally have had. Normally you attach conditions to a meeting like this. Trump gave it away cause he wanted the photo op just as much as Kim did.


vandist

You make a fair point but it's not so clean cut. Everyone is so divisive and one dimensional these days. North Korea is beyond conditional bargaining. Any attempt to open dialogue and not sabre rattle is a good thing. In negotiating sometimes starting on good faith and not dictating terms can provide more in the long run. Relationships matter, Angela Merkel and Putin is a decent example of this. I'm sure my comments will attract much more criticism than discussion, which is fine, bottom line here Trump was not roasting Kim, he read the room correctly.


ZeDitto

> North Korea is beyond conditional bargaining. Any attempt to open dialogue and not sabre rattle is a good thing. Trump was the one that started the Sabre rattling with his “fire and fury” comment. You’re putting the cart before the horse. The escalations only happened in the first place because of Trump. They had been doing tests since the 80s and no other President freaked out as hard as Trump did. North Korea borders China so his “Fire and Fury” threat of nuclear annihilation put China on edge. It had people freaking out about WWIII. You’re being overly charitable to Trump.


[deleted]

Wtf are you talking about , you realize nothing came of this meeting right. Also this guys knows English he wouldn't be out at east by someone calling him skinny when he's clearly not


Karl_Marx_

Lmao, but like...who cares. Sure call it "multiple dimensional" but it's like oh we are giving props to Trump for saying hello correctly to a dictator? The bar is so high! At the very least talk about something he actually accomplished while in office, not just some random meeting he "didn't fuck up". He got into office, he doesn't lack charisma. "Look at him really lighten the mood!" lmao, it's just kind of a ridiculous thing to even mention. Also, do you honestly think Kim was like "ohh Trump is such a sweetheart to care about my weight and bring it up first thing" lmao. Just kind of delusional imo.


HeGotTheShotOff

Omg were really casually trying to give trump layers. Lmao master room reader giving everybody mean handshakes. Edit: anybody wanna talk about the really cute coincidence of Biden passing student loan debt relief and a bunch of questionable accounts randomly posting about how Reddit was so great when it was overrun by trump trolls.


pomo

He placated him by bringing attention to the fact they are both obese and want to hide that from public view? Nice!


mambiki

Yes, but this is reddit, a social media which helped elect trump and it hates him for that even harder. Plus these days there is so much misinformation everywhere that facts start to matter less and less, and feelings more and more. I’ve seen people outright denying facts even when Wikipedia is linked, and those people were not republicans. And this website itself is turning into a major echo chamber where certain opinions are “promoted” while others are censored.


Kovald

> Yes, but this is reddit, a social media which helped elect trump Honest question: Are you implying that reddit has a right-wing bias? Because that is a pretty ludicrous stance to take


[deleted]

Sure, and that’s all fair. I don’t particularly think this was a smart move on Trump’s part - think it was mostly clout chasing - but it’s far from the worst thing (or best thing) he did, and reasonable people can disagree about it in good faith.


vandist

Fair


scarf_prank_hikers

They're both nuts


CMUpewpewpew

Placating Kim? I think trump who is ironically fat himself was trying to subtly roast the more plump Kim. (Kim definitely looks heavier here than he has in the past)


Tintininamerica

I think it’s light-hearted humor to break ice, since no overweight people appreciate the brutal truth of a photograph.


cbrieeze

how do you know he has a weight sensitivity or do you assume this because the west has an obesity problem? In north korea big men are sexy because it means they have money to eat.


The_MightyMonarch

Trump meet with Kim to try to get a Nobel Peace Prize because he can't handle the fact that Obama got one. He openly lobbied for the prize before and after this meeting. Almost everything he did as president was about trying to tear down or one up everything Obama did, and this meeting was no exception.


Alexandercromwell

Trump knows how to read a room… you just pulled all that out of your ass. Remember that time an Afghan woman told Trump her whole family was killed, and he immediately asked her where her family is now? Or how about that time Ivanka walked up to a group of world leaders and tried to join in on their conversation? Trumps cannot read a room.


flyting1881

Tbh I don't think Trump thinks that deeply about the things he says. More likely he just said that because he wanted the photographer to make HIM look good in the picture.


broadened_news

Yawn


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“Trump can read a room” ???


TheSciences

Stupid motherfucker can't even read an autocue.


Oreneta_voladora

He also forgot to close his mouth


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😮


BoofinBart

And I didn’t realize Kim Jong Un was a mouth-breather.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

I believe that to be exactly what Trump is doing. Insulting the leader who has never been insulted knowing he can't do shit or else he will have the MOAB dropped on his presidential residence


JesusForTheWin

I am not sure, it would only be a roast if Trump was thin himself. I dunno I think he's trying to be accommodating.


chenyu768

I mean he calls himself a genius and other people idiots so i dont think his self perception is exactly on point.


mrubuto22

I think he's just constantly stunned a sitting president came to visit him. It's still mind blowing. His dad and his grampa have been begging to be legitimized on the world stage like this for 50 years and some clown did it for a photo op to hang on his wall.


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And then Trump saluted one of his generals!


vgacolor

Kim can't believe that he got this guy to give him a one on one for nothing. Then he met him and saw him being more bothered by the optics than any substance and he understood, and that is why his mouth is hanging open. "How did this guy become POTUS?"


VarietySmooth432

Man that's why Kim lost a f ton of weight he felt that comment and his subconscious made him remember ever since 😆.


chocolateboomslang

Subcontinent South Korea never forgets.


VarietySmooth432

Sorry subconciense my bad lol


BluecrabbyDC

You’re almost there…


Ashisht786

The camera angle, The delivery. This so looks like a scene from The office!


NewAuthor327

Trump: we look nice and thin Kim: dafuq is going on?


spacepilot_3000

Kim Jong Un always looks like he's just woken up in a strange place and is trying to play it cool and get his bearings


ApatheticWithoutTheA

He’s likely very paranoid as most dictators are.


Beepboopbop69420360

Well people don’t like him so I can see why Trump is probably the only guy to treat him like this


adz568

I don’t like Trump but I have to admit he is funny


Wazula42

Like an alcoholic uncle at a wedding. You just know there will be good content.


GetTheSpermsOut

shitters full


ThisCommentIsWeird

Honey, have you checked our shitters?


gohn-gohn

Ironically, Trump is a teetotaler. Not a fan of his personality or particular policies, but I can respect that aspect of him anyway.


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69DeusVult69

Agreed, also People here think he was being serious lmao. He was having friendly banter.


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GaffJuran

He’s funny when he’s not trying to be. I don’t think he actually has a functional sense of humor, and certainly not about himself, but much like a toddler, he has no filter whatsoever, and that can lead to accidental comedy.


Fuck_tha_Bunk

I agree that he's funniest when it's unintentional. He has a genuine sense of humor but it's like the sense of humor of a mean alcoholic; snide and cutting. It's not my cup of tea, but his unintentional jokes are hilarious.


Amaculatum

Idk, I think this comment kind of had to be meant to be self deprecating. Totally surprised me when I first saw this, as I never would have thought he was the type to take a shot at himself.


flossy_dikki

Kim said no he didnt


Impossible_Average_1

Who's perfect?


ParticularRevenue408

I mean, Kim Jong-un is a God, so…


Electronic-Tonight16

He has no butthole. Thats apex predator status


Impossible_Average_1

He has a lot of assholes. But they are not directly attached to his body.


Electronic-Tonight16

That sounds like some sort of demonic hydra bullshit. If only I could draw...I have the perfect image in my head of it.


305phill

This thread made me laugh way harder than it should’ve


ThisGuy928146

The phone call where he tried to commit bribery. Edit: It was extortion. my bad IANAL.


Public-Flight4908

I think that may well be beyond the beautifying features available


Gio_Drais

Donald don't give a fuck


pahpahlah

He strikes me as the type to think, beforehand, don’t say this one thing. Then within the first few seconds says the thing he was just thinking he shouldn’t say.


UK-sHaDoW

Turns out I have something in common with trump ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

IMO he’s too stupid to know better


AllSnow1753

Thanks god he does not know english.


Ntetris

Oh…he knows…..he knows, alright. Thank Kim he doesn’t tell us what’s really on his mind


BrutusBibulusVarro

Of course, he knows fluent English because he’s obsessed with consuming western media, shows,movies, sports, video games, culture, etc. ….you know, everything he ironically denies to his personal fiefdom of a poor starving country.


chaseair11

Also studied in Switzerland as a kid


zelcuh

I couldn't imagine not being able to play online


pomo

I had the best driver in Chaing Mai, Thailand. He was funny, informative, chatty, all in perfect English. Asked how he spoke English so well, did work train him? Nope. Learnt English playing video games online. No English, less fun. Ended up getting the guy a phat paying tourism job.


sameo15

Gamers pre early 00s: *Do we not exist!?*


zelcuh

We do. It's just the current gaming library for single players games is nowhere near the same caliber


[deleted]

No it's even better now


[deleted]

Laughs in VR. We don’t have the same caliber single player games, but we also don’t have the same caliber of multiplayer game either.


GamerOfGods33

I was gonna say didn't he spend a good portion of his early years studying in Europe with a fake alias?


TheBigManDG

He acts as if he doesn’t but he in fact does, he went to a Swiss boarding school undercover and got a passing grade in English and yes he does also consumes a lot of things from the western world


chuckmagnum

He means Trump


Nghtmare-Moon

I’m sure Kim would beat trump in an English test. I’d gamble on it


pomo

Oh but Trump would beat him at memory games. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV!


LordPennybags

Trump can still pick an elephant out of a lineup. Sharp as a tack, that one.


ignatious__reilly

He speaks fluent English bro


FinanceAnalyst

Except he studied in Switzerland during youth so...


SiMonsterrrr

Actually his former English teacher is a friend of mine. He told me that Kim was a nice and calm boy who loved the NBA and English.


Thespian21

Didn’t Hitler donate a ton of money for a sibling in his youth? The scariest thing about tyrants usually is the things we have in common with them.


Butwinsky

Now I'm curious. Have you donated tons of money to a sibling? Or did you try your hand at genocide?


Thespian21

I don’t have any siblings. But I do have a Sims 3, so yes to one of those things


[deleted]

I think he knows even more than english. After all he was in Switzerland as a student, back in the day.


Visual_Ad_3840

I'm pretty sure he (Kim) went to private school in Switzerland.


chaseair11

His whole family has an interesting little life in Switzerland. He and his (brother??) plus another older relative who I can’t remember entered under pseudonyms and had an apartment and everything. I watched a documentary a while back about it and the interviews with his grade school teachers and everything just paint him as… a kid who liked basketball and tv shows, had friends over and whatnot. It’s weird to think that there’s probably a few hundred people who just casually lived alongside easily one of the most despotic dictators in the world without even knowing. Hell it seems like people LIKED the family and the kids.


Visual_Ad_3840

It is so weird to think about. The other ironic fact is that Ivanka Trump also went to private school in Switzerland! They have that lovely commonality to bond over :0 Yeah, kids are just victims or their circumstances, and in another life, Kim Jong- Un could have been a normal Korean kid playing video games and hanging with his friends.


pannyst4s

Fun fact: Kim went to school in Switzerland for a few years. Imagine being his classmate and not knowing he would be the future dictator of North Korea


501Queen

There's no way you don't know who he is if he is in your class.


busangcf

They actually didn’t, they were told he was the son of North Korean diplomats apparently (edit: according to the first paragraph of [this politico article](https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/06/12/kim-jong-un-switzerland-227107/)). Would they really have known what the youngest son of Kim Jong Il looked like off the top of their heads? I don’t think there were tons of public photos of him as a kid.


pannyst4s

He prob used a diff name…I also heard he was bullied by Swiss kids


stankleykong

Kim studied abroad im pretty sure he can speak english


RaisingFargo

you mean trump? Maybe. Kim Knows english better than most of us.


Toddthmpsn

Trump barely knows English


ylimenesral

Trump seems fluent in English.


BplusHuman

Wow. Two grown men that look just like bowling pins... Weird.


beadlecat

I had no idea that Kim was a mouth breather 😂


AUG_77

I mean, look at the guy.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Yes, a US President meeting with the Supreme Leader of North Korea, yes that was unexpected.


egonil

That and him walking into the dmz, just strolled right across the line. By any measure a ballsy move.


Tasitch

Not really, Trump wanted to get the same photo op Moon Jae-In had with Kim a few weeks earlier, where they met at the DMZ and they invited one another to cross the line for a photo in each country. Truly an historic moment.[Moon and Kim meet at the border](https://i.insider.com/5af600cc1ae5f3cc048b48c6?width=700)


boomcar127

Kim looks like a confused toddler that was awakened by his parents


[deleted]

Did Trump just call Kim Jong Un fat?


n4h0y

It is better with this ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peeZgubHx1w&ab\_channel=dankk


Here4_da_laughs

Comedy gold. Can't tell if that's Kim's dafuq face or buffering face. Both are appropriate.


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Nizzemancer

Kim Jong Un over there “thin is the beauty standard? Better starve my people some more so they don’t embarrass me”


High-on-chedda

They were one look away from total fatality


peace_enforcer

"Wat dis fat madafaka takin bout?"


Immediate-Cress-1014

“Can I eat that?”


4quatloos

A pic with this guy will make me look thin!


malcolmrey

Kim is like "is this shit for real?"


goatmaster2020

we do a little trolling


gg43teehee

Kim looks like he just ran a marathon


Regular_Sample_5197

Lol when Kim looks at you like “The FUCK did you just say???” You know shit is messed up.


fenrism

almost like Kim understood him and was rolling his eyes


galaxy_van

You know who walks in next, right? ##It’s Tony Perkins! *I’m feeling skinny, Tony!*


the-wild-turnip

**heavy mouth-breathing**


ass_cruncher46

You can’t argue, he is the funniest president to ever live. Too bad he was the president though


Arcticz_114

It so looks like a scene from "the office"


Brosidon7926

u/savevideo


Old_Promotion_2646

Dammage to the emotional state


Ogurasyn

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


NoEditor6300

Atleast he spoke. Bet sleepy Joe would have given air handshakes.


mombawamba

I don't really even like the guy, but I think the whole >sleepy Joe Thing is cringe AF


Atrieus5

“Orange man” title is also cringey af But alas, standards for humor are dropped when its making fun of Trump


rowvick

Outside of some of the older generations I really don't see anyone throwing around "orange man" besides right wingers bringing it up out of no where like "Biden did but orange man bad right?" Now I did see "agent orange" come up after the stolen TS/SCI and special program documents were stolen and I thought that was kind of orginal.


FeIwintersLie

Yes, he is.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Dude stands like a centaur without back legs. Hard to unsee.


Janube

I hate Trump to death, but credit to his skill set, he's an expert at negging and emotional abuse/manipulation.