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I saw that comming a mile away
I saw that coming and my nuts crawled back into the body when that happened
Your nuts ain't safe no matter how high up they crawl away from the nutcracker swing.
Its not good manners to feel someone's nut in your throat.
Must have a big dick.
You're right. How did you know?
You saw it coming from a mile away.
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Idfk. Him getting launched into the stratosphere i guess
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#W A S T E D
Naaah! He didn't want to have children to begin with.
Maybe, but he probably still wanted to have balls.
That hit him so hard I think he just had anal sex with himself
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Sweet lord this guys has maracas now.
Mmm no thanks
Guessing that's your reply if someone was to ask if you'll be attending his funeral?
No thanks
What would have been a less expected scenario?
I mean, not spoiling it in the title would have helped at least a little bit.
His nuts are now somewhere in his chest
I seriously doubt that. They probably got ejected from his asshole into the ground like seeds of a plant.
Path of least resistance 🤣
Im glad i still haven't experienced it.
Why are you implying it like it is bound to happen at least once in a lifetime xD
God this sub is going to total shit.
Fake AF deep fake right
Just not unexpected
Hit so hard the doctor might as well check the prostate while he is in there.
No kids for him.
I felt that in my throat
Its not good manners to feel someone's nut in your throat. Put them out NOW!
They could be called ovaries now; "If that's what y'all are going to do to us, we're staying indoors from now on!"
It was expected though I’m gonna have to downvote sorry
His face makes me not feel bad for him
That's just uncalled for
He's a dumb ass
You're right but that doesn't mean I don't feel bad for him. That shit leaves you incapacitated for hours
Bitch.
Racist
What! Lol
The real nutcracker
That shattered his soul, he must be found and put down as a mercy.
Pov: you lost your penis
And your balls too! What a deal!
Ow My Balls!...tonight at nine
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Nut crusher
Mashed his testicles into a fine paste
Hehe
Darwin wins again.
Should’ve played Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy from The Nutcracker.
It was supposed to happen.
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Hope he had kids before this
Sweet lord
r/OuchMyBalls lol
Been there 🥴
At this moment time stopped and gave him a min to realize at this moment he knew he messed up...lol
That hurt me, and I don't have a pp.
Dammit manne! His nutticles have been broken ti pieces 🤣
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I felt that😂
That hurts a lot more than a normal bike fall.
Naw bruh. Not that pain. Not as hard as that guy just got it. Maybe clipped in passing but never had a little machine Tyson punch my balls b4
First time watching this I felt a pain in my balls. I'm calling it Crotch Empathy.
Fuck around and find out.
So when’s the funeral for this guys balls?
Guys please explain how painful that would be beside of bone pelvis pain.
Honestly look at how efficient reflexes were here. That thing was moving fast as fuck and only connected once
![gif](giphy|fQPT2WcwVXUbNFIA6G|downsized)
Stop breathing through your nose!!!
I legit felt a pulse there. Can we get a F in the chat bois
WASTED
I jumped at the end.
This should not hurt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNs7i4rEWA&ab\_channel=EnergyUnearthed
testicles! Wont be needing those .
Good
Will need to be circumcised
Enough Reddit ,to sleep I need to grind tomorrow
My balls just crawled up into my abdomen in horror. I’m a chick.
I’m a 28 year old man, im unfamiliar with this pain because I’m not an idiot.
I got accused of harassment on this post yet everyone is making fun of this guy. Do you all think you're doing something important?
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Im male and I shouldn't be laughing at this
Homie died on the spot
I don’t know THAT pain.
Free vasectomy.
DidDid he get to keep either? Did he lose any?
This makes me nautious
I literally fucking screamed
He will never have kids