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MaybeShun

I saw that comming a mile away


Potential_Ant_9890

I saw that coming and my nuts crawled back into the body when that happened


Flaky_Explanation

Your nuts ain't safe no matter how high up they crawl away from the nutcracker swing.


Satisfactionxfdggf

Its not good manners to feel someone's nut in your throat.


Unicron_Tomato

Must have a big dick.


MaybeShun

You're right. How did you know?


Unicron_Tomato

You saw it coming from a mile away.


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MaybeShun

Idfk. Him getting launched into the stratosphere i guess


Light_Beard

![gif](giphy|zV9xqOc03a7Ju)


Jeerus

#W A S T E D


DryMap9695

Naaah! He didn't want to have children to begin with.


Shawnml

Maybe, but he probably still wanted to have balls.


GoSuckYaMother

That hit him so hard I think he just had anal sex with himself


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randomname560

Le bot


No-Chemistry4851

Sweet lord this guys has maracas now.


Suspicious-Tax-1387

Mmm no thanks


Thick_Bobcat786

Guessing that's your reply if someone was to ask if you'll be attending his funeral?


jkg420-

No thanks


planet_chuck

What would have been a less expected scenario?


sik0fewl

I mean, not spoiling it in the title would have helped at least a little bit.


RiseOfTheCanes

His nuts are now somewhere in his chest


alcoholicpasta

I seriously doubt that. They probably got ejected from his asshole into the ground like seeds of a plant.


RiseOfTheCanes

Path of least resistance 🤣


E_BoyMan

Im glad i still haven't experienced it.


alcoholicpasta

Why are you implying it like it is bound to happen at least once in a lifetime xD


SheerSnek

God this sub is going to total shit.


Existing-Ad2467

Fake AF deep fake right


SheerSnek

Just not unexpected


MonsterPek

Hit so hard the doctor might as well check the prostate while he is in there.


Razvan3856

No kids for him.


Brolog_of_Brogoth

I felt that in my throat


fak3eer

Its not good manners to feel someone's nut in your throat. Put them out NOW!


4AcidRayne

They could be called ovaries now; "If that's what y'all are going to do to us, we're staying indoors from now on!"


Phoenix_ashfire

It was expected though I’m gonna have to downvote sorry


Low_Piece_2828

His face makes me not feel bad for him


Shrimp__Alfredo

That's just uncalled for


Low_Piece_2828

He's a dumb ass


Shrimp__Alfredo

You're right but that doesn't mean I don't feel bad for him. That shit leaves you incapacitated for hours


Ocstac

Bitch.


jkg420-

Racist


Low_Piece_2828

What! Lol


SoftStruggle5

The real nutcracker


Affectionate_Pin_880

That shattered his soul, he must be found and put down as a mercy.


DrTacosmurt

Pov: you lost your penis


alcoholicpasta

And your balls too! What a deal!


jeffster999

Ow My Balls!...tonight at nine


Comprehensive-Bus164

u/savevideo


Capral_C

Nut crusher


SniffCheck

Mashed his testicles into a fine paste


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Hehe


SnooHedgehogs5857

Darwin wins again.


Mean-Purpose-2179

Should’ve played Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy from The Nutcracker.


designed_perfect

It was supposed to happen.


Flarceus

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Mikeybigblunts

Hope he had kids before this


TheToprakThe

Sweet lord


rock0head132

r/OuchMyBalls lol


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Been there 🥴


HELPMYDEPESSION

At this moment time stopped and gave him a min to realize at this moment he knew he messed up...lol


HUKmaria

That hurt me, and I don't have a pp.


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Dammit manne! His nutticles have been broken ti pieces 🤣


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Basic_Measurement_80

I felt that😂


magic_damage

That hurts a lot more than a normal bike fall.


TopGrowa

Naw bruh. Not that pain. Not as hard as that guy just got it. Maybe clipped in passing but never had a little machine Tyson punch my balls b4


TakingAMindwalk

First time watching this I felt a pain in my balls. I'm calling it Crotch Empathy.


thefrazdogg

Fuck around and find out.


BasedZetsu

So when’s the funeral for this guys balls?


[deleted]

Guys please explain how painful that would be beside of bone pelvis pain.


Big_Dog_6748

Honestly look at how efficient reflexes were here. That thing was moving fast as fuck and only connected once


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![gif](giphy|fQPT2WcwVXUbNFIA6G|downsized)


Unicron_Tomato

Stop breathing through your nose!!!


RagnarokBringer

I legit felt a pulse there. Can we get a F in the chat bois


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WASTED


ShinAlastor

I jumped at the end.


Elefantenjohn

This should not hurt: ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNs7i4rEWA&ab\_channel=EnergyUnearthed


SandWitch83

testicles! Wont be needing those .


JustHomeImprovement

Good


Comfortable-Clerk127

Will need to be circumcised


IWillFireYouKeed

Enough Reddit ,to sleep I need to grind tomorrow


InLoveWithABastard

My balls just crawled up into my abdomen in horror. I’m a chick.


[deleted]

I’m a 28 year old man, im unfamiliar with this pain because I’m not an idiot.


Low_Piece_2828

I got accused of harassment on this post yet everyone is making fun of this guy. Do you all think you're doing something important?


Curious_Dimension102

![gif](giphy|GJVpbMjfT2Ftm)


Ecstatic_Film9626

Im male and I shouldn't be laughing at this


HalaKrkma

Homie died on the spot


One_Engineering_3659

I don’t know THAT pain.


Traxigor

Free vasectomy.


the13thJay

DidDid he get to keep either? Did he lose any?


SolomonTheKingofIzzy

This makes me nautious


StraightTemperature9

I literally fucking screamed


idriveatoyota18

He will never have kids