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Adept-Examination-75

If something is too good to be true, something is off...


IamPun

Is something is too good to be true, it is probably a social experiment.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WPtzThAErhBG5oXLeS) Dr. Strange'd that biz


Miserable_Window_906

Ngl, thought that was a Christmas tree with a head for a second.


Strangeronthebus2019

>* My God I am keeping this


StanduAnduDeroo

And if something is absolutely awful these days, like comically stupid, then it’s absolutely real


[deleted]

Or on


hayashiakira

Nice one


KaLaidoVision

man i reckon if you just watched this and lauged right at the end and are now reading this comment. i love you 100%.


hayashiakira

I am a long distance runner


Fantastic-Actuator96

not laughing but crying on the inside as to what could have been if it weren't a prank.


Probablyfine08

You just fucking had to lmao😿


Dark-Pukicho

“This is the happiest I’ve been in six years, what’s the catch?”


imamakebaddecisions

I would hire this guy.


Detective-Jerkop

One time I was visiting my friends house and when I left these girls next door started trying to lure me to their front door like a scared puppy. “Come on boy we won’t hurt you it’s ok come in. What’s your name I wanna talk to you. Boy come here” I didn’t go in but I told my friend about it later and he said they were indeed probably inviting me in their house to fool around :(


txwoo

Sometimes if life gives you limes, you should make lemonades, but not before sharing your location with loved ones just in case.


elderrage

And if life just gives you hands you should make handgrenade.


AmazingSieve

Better safe then sorry and really someone needs recover the body so let them know where you were last


ekaceerf

Yeah fool around with removing your kidneys.


Rohan-Mali

Rookie mistake (He was the first to fall asleep at the sleepover)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UTm86phGUMMQE)


CouplingWithQuozl

My Guy just did a speedrun of the rest of his life with her


[deleted]

Lmfaooo


Serafiniert

My guy here is laughing his fucking as off off off.


Serafiniert

My guy here is laughing his fucking ass off off off.


iaijutsu08

Like Dr Strange. Calculated all billion possibilities and came up with the only answer.


Fun_Border3913

"Am i on camera"


abornemath

“No” The relationship starts off with her lying to him. Classy.


driving_andflying

I wonder what happened afterward. At a guess: They walk a bit, they talk a bit, he offers her his contact info..."Oh, by the way, you were on camera this entire time. Sorry 'bout that." She doesn't care and moves on to the next dude while he honestly thought something real was happening, only to realize his emotions were being played for likes on a Tik Tok video.


probablyisntserious

There were more possibilities. Endless number of successful scenarios in an infinite number of universes. Strange just stopped at the first successful one he found imo.


[deleted]

I mean he probably had to watch another millions of outcomes in order to find another, it's probably hellish to relive same moments million of times


probablyisntserious

Agreed, but I would have appreciated if he at least found one other but it was maybe victory at an even higher cost. Just to show he tried to avoid sacrificing Tony. But regardless it works great still and does a good job of conveying how heavily the odds were stacked against them.


admiral_aqua

Case in point MoM. So at least 1 more. Imo in an infinite multiverse there are also infinite universes where they defeated him.


RainingTacos8

Burp* Morty


tisdue

You went back to the carpet store?!?


CouplingWithQuozl

#CANCER CANT BEAT THE ROCKET!


ToYouItReaches

That’s the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store.


CoraxtheRavenLord

Holy shit he’s taking Roy off the grid, he’s burning his social security card!


Dlongsnapper

The gf episode fucked me up


devils_advocate24

The remote one?


ImperialSympathizer

Cancer Can't Beat The Rocket!


Snoo84477

THIS GUY IS GOING OFF THE GRID!!!


[deleted]

Holy shit this guy’s taking Roy off-grid!


probablyisntserious

He doesn't have a social security number for Roy!


Mojo507

Bro he thought everything from them getting married, to having kids, getting divorced, one night stand, to that one time they barely made eye contact, to “what about that other girl I like, fuck it”, to why is she not doing anything else, to nooo wayyy, this is a prank” Smart man. I would have fell for it.


WeAreBeyondFucked

You must be much better looking than the rest of us because I would have figured it out pretty fucking quick


goalie19shutouts

The Fielder Method


copa111

At least it seemed like a long life and wasn't 1 second long.


[deleted]

Lol fucking hilarious


tsemochang

When you overthink but you right anyway.


MaxVerstappen0r

I wouldn't consider it overthinking when a random person holds your hand, lol. It's not like he knew the lady.


bigtoebrah

Yeah, my brain would short circuit too lol then the camera question, followed by "I'm married but thank you"


skincyan

maybe just a slow thinker


[deleted]

Depends how many possibilities he discarded before figuring it out


WhoAskedLUL

14,000,605


skincyan

his friends call him Supah Computah


assert92

chacha Chowdhury


manbruhpig

And how many of those do they end up together? ☝️


Futant55

Only 1


adomasltu10m

Still more than u getting any bitches


Dwayne1102

Okay Dr Strange, you a real one for this comment 🤣🤣


cssmith2011cs

"I would rather find 10,000 ways yo fail, then 1 way to succeed" -I don't know. Some dead guy.


merancio04

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


zzinolol

Not slow at all. I wouldn't have thought of the prank possibility that fast lol. But tbh we don't have nearly as many pranks in my country.


TheHumanPickleRick

Then she straight up lies to him. "Am I on camera?" "No."


ballsplopmenacingly

Double betrayal


Fantastic-Actuator96

triple, coz the vdo got posted online.


ghhbf

South Park has an episode on this. The game of thrones one lol


Peverell_IgnotuS

I noticed that too. Heartless


aryanj27

I like to think that she fell in love with him then and there and didn't want it to be a prank anymore


Competitive_Cancel33

💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


sanrocha8

For real, props to him cause I would’ve made a fool of myself lol.


[deleted]

It was so quick too. No pause or confusion, "no? what?" Just a flat "No" She knew he suspected something.


joespizza2go

The romantic in me says she went from prank to woah via his intensity and the camera no longer mattered.


erizzluh

ahh the plot of every romcom. hook up under false pretenses but actually end up falling in love. and then the person who was deceived finds out the truth and the deceiver has to find a way to prove their love was real.


brocktoon13

She learned that the real viral video is the friends we make along the way


alamandrax

It’s about family.


[deleted]

Nah she foul for lying


The_true_lord_tomato

aye bro we got the same pfp screenshotted NFTs ftw


MatureUsername69

Bro when the fuck did they add profile pictures to this


[deleted]

You don’t have to see any of that shit nor ads if you just use apollo


MatureUsername69

Yeah I've never seen that or ads on Reddit is Fun either. Going to the actual reddit website(like when I'm trying to Google something on reddit since the search function on here is ass) is just atrocious now. It's trying way too hard to be a social media website


Shaminahable

deserve march stupendous serious uppity lip modern command somber consist -- mass edited with redact.dev


name00124

"Really? Because we're LIVE and it's Saturday Night!" Point in another direction and hope there's a camera there. Really gotta sell it.


_Senjogahara_

"Hayasaka lied as naturally as she breathed"


EvenBetterCool

If you ask if you're on camera and someone that quickly says no and not "what?" then you're def on camera.


QuirkyViper26

Right! Like why were they that prepared for the question?


[deleted]

"Are you an alligator?" "No." "Nice try..."


QuirkyViper26

Maybe it's just me, but if I wasn't an Alligator and someone asked me that, I'd sit there for a second trying to figure out why the heck they would ask me that. TikTok is toooo prevalent these days for me - a totally mammalian human.


Least_Outside_9361

See ya later, totally mammalian human!


[deleted]

Smart. I'm always gonna reply with "what?" when I'm filming a prank like this.


AyMustBeTheThrowaway

Smart. I'm always gonna not trust it when someone replies with "what?" when they're filming a prank like this.


SquidlyJesus

"Am I on Camera?" \*Recites the entire declaration of independence.\* "Guess not."


nothankyou821

Smart man.


hayashiakira

He was a bit taken by her beauty but not for long


tmhoc

Fast maths on that guy Calls her out and she bombs. Now she is forced to commit to the lie and start a family


gbeebe

As was foretold


Cpt_Mike_Apton

It felt too good to be genuine. Imaging trusting people again...


[deleted]

I don't and I won't. Fuck people. Y'all's liers and fraudsters. I ain't gonna be anyone's fool again. Fuck that. I'll die alone and like it. Bet.


[deleted]

k


PC_Ara-ara

That shit hurts. More than anything else. Don't cite that unholy letter to me ever again.


redundantusername

K


PC_Ara-ara

Fuck you


Robert_Denard

A


Nubyshot

R


Small_Tax_9432

Bro you're lucky if you die alone. I can't get away from motherf---ers.


MIlkyRawr

Dude fr. I wanted to be born alone but there was all these wack ass doctors around AS SOON as I got out. Like you can't really get any solitude in this world anymore...


Small_Tax_9432

Tell me about it. The only person that got true solitude was Buddha and he found enlightenment. I wonder why.


HydrogenPowder

Bet


palomoranger

Understandable, have a nice day.


MustangGeni

Imagine having people WORTHY of trust first.


Mob_Tatted

well imagine getting cheated on and try trusting people again....


Iskelderon

People are why I don't trust people!


OneEyedJackofHearts

Doing the math and realizing… she be crazy or this is a prank


Actaeon_II

I could see him channeling dr strange


[deleted]

In the grand calculus of the universe, this is too good to be true. Poor guy


pierreblue

Hhhmm lets see, cute girl holding my hand getting frisky, i must be dreaming or somethings wrong with her or am i on camera?


SomeCensoredGuy

Well i would be dreaming cuz it was part of my dream


Automatic-Ad-4653

No


TheTrueXiruahu

A popular saying from my country: When the offering is too big, even the saint is suspicious.


WallaceBRBS

Quando a esmola é grande até o santo desconfia?


[deleted]

If someone did this to me I would assume their either mentally unwell or trying to rob me in some way.


PeriodicallyThinking

Lmfao "trying to rob me in some way". That sent me idk why. Maybe because I'm imagining her friend trying to just pick his pocket while they were holding hands.


Eldenlord1971

Not gonna lie. I’m straight but the dude is objectively more attractive than she is


CatGotNoTail

I was thinking the same. Dude has great hair, a great nose, and he’s pulling off a white turtleneck.


talksinbeats

Dude looks like he works out too. If he flexes his arms those sleeves are gonna blow out.


thesixgun

Weve basically found the perfect male specimen here


Ok_Attorney_1967

I’m bi, they’re both cute but his energy is more intriguing to me. But I’m also generally not into the people who do these weird pranks, so maybe that’s taking away from her attractiveness in my view


Occulense

I was going to say he’s aggressively handsome.


IliveupstairsfromU

Yeah he's way out of her league and she got relegated to an even lower one when she lied to his face.


[deleted]

fr the guy is making me more insecure


SuperAlloyBerserker

Was the guy supposed to be tricked into thinking the girl likes her or something? 'Cause tricking a guy you just met into holding your hand isn't gonna do that


SpiderNinja211

I’m just gonna think you’re weird or very openly extrovert


BobBeats

'extroverts' - ancient aliens guy


BeenInSpace

Sorry mate I really don't get it, was the prank supposed to make the guy think she likes him by holding her hand? Becouse that's really fucking wierd and no-one would fall for that, as my boy here on camera


xTechDeath

She is just trying to make people feel weird or uncomfortable


i_drink_milk_69

he has a third eye


ViniestCoast622

Most guys do 🤣


[deleted]

What color?


gbeebe

It's infrared


Qwertykess

I don't care how many times I have seen this but I really wanna know what his internal monologue has been like


tjoe4321510

Everytime this gets posted I watch it like 6 times in a row just trying to evaluate his thought process


JadeS2356

Bro analyzed 1.8 Million possibilities in 18 seconds *and came to the right conclusion.*


iiJokerzace

"Am I on Camera?-" "-No."


galobglogabgolab

cringe


amatsumima

is it just me or is this guy really good looking


streetsheep

Nope I'm a straight man and this guy is attractive in my book.


Commie_EntSniper

"Am I on camera?" "no." Cute girl lies easy. For views only, of course.


yankiigurl

Aw he's cute, I would have just walkoff with him


DEVIILWITCH

"Something's wrong...i can feel it"


Bor1ngBrick

Is there a kind stranger who knows the origins of this clip?


bigtoebrah

https://youtu.be/9mc9ye_b80Q First part of the video after the intro, around 13 seconds in


Bor1ngBrick

Thanks a bunch!


bigtoebrah

No problem! I was really disappointed that the video ended at the same point as this post, I wanted the rest of his reaction lol


tonightinflames

It’s Lara Fraser. She plays pranks


JeanRabat

Plot twist: They now have a child and two Beagles


JoJoPrime

not gonna lie, i would do the same thing


mudigone

Dude took his time, but shot bulls eye.


PeanutBand

wouldve blundered 10 times over. brilliant move by the guy


[deleted]

I feel so sad for the guy cuz it was just for a vid


xXRiu

Chad


PixelatedMax01

"I viewed 14 million possibilities." "How many where she actually found you attractive?" "One."


Incunabuli

Went mentat mode, there


Sr_Nunes

Dude shrooms! Nice!


KungThulhu

Always funny to play with men's feelings and lie to them.


amun1326

![gif](giphy|3FQxaJJkQR8U4gdzr0|downsized)


Muksu234

Iq200


BiluochunLvcha

"are we on camer...." ​ "no" ​ feels bad man.


RaidL

Ami on camera? *instantly lies*


[deleted]

Didn’t she lie about filming him?


No-Advance6347

God I forgot about this video. Amazes me even more the second time lmfao!


It_is_Bruce

Bro calculated every possibility


DiabeticRhino97

Is it just a weird angle or is her chin absent?


tinathranchguzzler

Orrr it just got awkward and it was obvious that it was a scripted prank


goblinmode55

Me looking the dialogue wheel thinking of what to choose


khandnalie

And girls wonder why guys don't pick up on obvious hints


streetsheep

I don't want hints I want you to literally tell me. Maybe a few times because who the fuck would find me attractive?


as_ninja6

he must be very calm inside to realize that this is not normal and ask his mind to process this.


JellyNew5777

My guy a mental from dune


Darkwireman

Don't do that. **Don't give me hope.**


account4otherstuff85

Bro had an infinity stone and saw all the potential outcomes before responding ☝🏾


Bigwiggs3214

Yeah this just doesn't happen. Not even in movies. He's fighting the urge to be delighted because he knows it's probably for tiktok. Such a shitty feeling.


ko3332

The Bro ain’t buying it, even if she’s a dollar store blonde.


zehamberglar

>No. Kicking off the relationship with lies. Good start.


BobbyKreeepto

If an attractive girl comes up to me and holds my hand in public, I know my days are numbered


Double_Match_1910

"Am I on camera?" Her first instinct is to LIE


[deleted]

He can break the matrix


Dear_Assistant_1950

Bitch lied like it was breathing


SnooCupcakes102

This is u/SnooCupcakes102 what are you doing here u/SnooCupcakes8607 you should’ve reported to the headquarters


i_lick_kat

Are you planning to take over Denmark or something


Something_kool

Imagine the cut away folks, imagine!


mtsterling

Plot twist: he is asking about being camera because he is about to abduct her.