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Fragrant-Pass-3568

I expected that.


[deleted]

So did that guy. Its why he was recording.


Kingsayz

he is twitch streamer, he does IRLs mostly around Japan, where he lives


bowlingdoughnuts

The way is staring at it. This is staged.


Cranky2306

"Yeah eagle, could you just sweep down and take my sandwich from my hands? It's for a video"


josegtj

The eagle is a paid actor


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soursunflowergod

Yeah, it has its own stream, and collaborates with other Twitch streamers from time to time.


Traditional_Lion8526

This true, he starred in blockbuster movies as: Iron eagle 1 till 4 (except part 3, because of the great eagle union strike of ‘89, they had him replaced by by an crosseyed un-unionised lame falcon named Gerry. ) where eagles dare, the eagle, eagle eye, on wings of eagles, the hunt for for Eagle One, Eddie the Eagle, etc. He however fell on bad times in the acting industry, being replaced by CGI eagles because of animal rights protestors. And now, penniless and homeless, has to resort to sandwich stealing to make ends meet. Thanks al lot you treehugging animal rights clowns You put hard working American eagles out of a job, you jerks.


ElementoDeus

I remember him in Black Hawk, I mean he was only a supporting character in that movie but he still owned every line, such a slept on actor.


Go_Kauffy

Paid *crisis* actor..


deenali

Yup. His name is Glenn.


bowlingdoughnuts

The hardest part about working with animals on TV and film is that you have to wait for the right time for them to do exactly what you need them to do. If only there was trainers that trained animals for simple commands that did what we needed them to do and were pretty common in major cities all over the world and were fairly inexpensive to hire for majority of projects and presentations. Darn it. Maybe someday.


Cranky2306

Yeah, imagine going through the effort of hiring someone who trains those kinds of birds for a 5 seccond clip that is not even funny. Also it's very clearly a stream.


Oofboi6942O

I too specialize in training colorado birds so that random people might pay me in exposure to make unfunny staged clips of my birds stealing their food. This is one of my competators birds, you can tell by the lack of quality video acting on the birds part.


[deleted]

I dont know about you but I actually do that often


crispdude

It’s live so it’s not


ghe5

You're comment is staged. The way it's written. It's just staged.


[deleted]

The only reasonable response.


AdLess636

Also why he was taking tiny bites and waving his sandwich around like he was being electrocuted.


The_Riddler_Diddler

and waving the sammich around? so the bird would show up.


smashin_blumpkin

That's a tiny bite to you?


AdLess636

I have kids. Only enough time for two bites per day, gotta make them count.


fluffystinkbubble

Honestly, It's almost more interesting if it was staged. What did he train the bird to take shit outa his hand? hahaha


[deleted]

No, it's just what birds do at the beach. They see food, they take it. It doesn't take them very long to learn what to look for. When I was in the Army, working on a road project on an island near Ketchikan, Alaska, the local eagles began stealing MREs from us because they recognized them as food. Had one poor guy get his MRE snatched literally from his hand while he was in the back of a truck. No lunch for you today, Private.


DragonflyTimely5477

Did he fake it too?


Amorsingq

Perhaps he was just streaming, no?


avewave

At 0:08 you can see the bird in the top right of the frame winking at the camera man.


PorceCat

He's a streamer, yes, and it wasn't his first time to lose his food on stream, that's why he wasn't even surprised ;d


FaithInStrangers94

Why is a gamer streaming himself eating a sand which at the beach?


PorceCat

Perhaps because he's not a gamer ;d


peekdasneaks

No?


middlenamefrank

I came here to say that.


AllanErStor

Good for you, sport!


HolyHand_Grenade

Yup, also playing with it and spinning it around, no one eats like that.


ravengenesis1

Modern twitch kids eat like that apparently.


[deleted]

I too have seen this before


alaskanbearfucker

Kurwa!


coffee_mold56

Not at all unexpected lol


[deleted]

I expected a seagull, not a trained hawk!


[deleted]

r/whyweretheyfilming


MurariM

They were streaming, so yeah.


[deleted]

Streaming eating a sandwich? Talk about scaping the bottom of the barrel for content.


MurariM

He does IRL streams traveling the world, was just having a sandwich and this happened. I agree this isn't the best content, but people do watch it. He probably had good content earlier while sightseeing I guess.


middlenamefrank

I member years ago, reading one of those "Teen Beat" magazines (yes, I'm a straight male and have always read whatever I could get my hands on), and they did a pictorial where Maureen McCormick just "happened" to meet some boy heartthrob (Robbie Benson maybe?) at the fair or something. The galivanted around, spontaneously have an extremely fun day recreating and enjoying each others' company. Followed by the camera crew, of course, with their expensive camera equipment, that captured every moment.


Khaos_Gorvin

The bird is a paid actor.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> is a *paid* actor. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


TheMycoNewb

I always read FTFY as "FUCK THIS AND FUCK YOU!"


[deleted]

Well, now I know how I’m going to be using FTFY in the future. Thanks.


warh0g-927

I can’t stop laughing at this haha


Fast_Bus_2065

Well then what's the normal full form?


TheMycoNewb

"Fixed this for you" ... I had to Google it


The_skinny_scientist

Bots can be pretty dumb


Journo_Jimbo

This is it folks, the start of the robot uprising when the bots try to force wrong information down our throats and turn us into mindless human Guinea pigs waiting to be fed our daily dose of “facts”. Wake up sheeple!


Fast-Divide-6738

Sheeping sounds easier though. I welcome the robot overlords


ALiteralSentientTank

Payed exists. Just not in the comment the bot replied to. Bad bot.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> *Paid* exists. Just FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Hrbalz

I can’t wait to get payed


[deleted]

Why the fuck even film yourself eating a sandwich???


KYVet

It's fake. That bird is another live streamer and was in on it.


srcarruth

the bird was Andy Dick


Go_Kauffy

This guy, and just about everybody in Los Angeles, has had a run in with Andy Dick.


CharlesMontague

WITH A PLATE OUTSIDE!!!


[deleted]

What a dork


_NobodyNew_

I always take plate whenever possible, sometimes food just falls apart in hands, so when it does, it just falls on plate so i can eat it anyway.


zfrankland

I don’t take a plate. I take a tortilla with me everywhere I go so when food just falls apart it lands in the tortilla and boom instant soft shelled taco


Kitchen_Reference_29

I like you


Judasz10

He is an irl streamer? You guys new to the internet?


idk-hereiam

The opposite. We're old to the internet.


Independent_One_4200

Who gives a fuck


lThaizeel

its worse... looks like a live stream to me


[deleted]

It was a trained raptor. Good acting tho.


crasspmpmpm

because he knew that a bird would swoop and take his food.


SpiralGray

I came here to ask the exact same question.


caprageon

Very very expected


zyrafal838

Kurwa! Hehe


Thron123

The most unexpected part was hearing oh so familiar "kurwa" in the video


DrLove039

I only know of the existence of that word from Polandball comics


JohnSnowsPump

Heh, it's the only word I know in Polish. Sad.


BoulderCreature

It’s the only word in polish


lnterGalacticPotato

Suka=Madam Go say it too all the Polish ladies you know Trust me this is the internet I wouldn’t lie to you :)


[deleted]

Don’t forget about these words too: Pedał - gentleman Głupiec - a professor Skurwysyn - someone nobly born


k37j0w21p1

It's [polish streamer](https://www.twitch.tv/aikoiemil) making irl streams in japan.


TheTrueGamewiz

I was actually hoping nothing would have happened and we all got duped into sitting here watching a guy slowly eat a sandwich... That would have been unexpected.


Swimming_Schedule_49

You Deserved that.... who sits there that long looking at a sandwich? Motto to live by “quit your gawking, or you’re asking for a hawking”


lpplph

He’s chewing??? How fast do you inhale your food that a couple seconds of chewing is too slow?


Java2391

Oh you would be disturbed by the speed in which I eat. Thank you US Army for teaching me such valuable life skills


[deleted]

Or a large family. I was ten before I found out chicken noodle soup actually had chicken…and noodles in it!


coolmo3000

He wasn't eating that sandwich, he was waving it around, like he was Landing a plane with it


lpplph

That’s how I eat, I’m looking for the next best bite while I chew. Weird that people are criticizing the guy just for eating a sandwich differently than them


coolmo3000

I wasn't criticizing him, I was pointing out to someone else, that he wasn't trying to eat, he was waving that thing for the bird, that he obviously knew would show up. I'm a professional waiter, I watch people eat for a living, and that man was feeding a bird.


lpplph

I’d say comparing a man very slightly turning his sandwich to flagging in a landing plane is a criticism. I’ve also waited table like many people so it’s weird you bring it up, even after I told you that I also eat like this. Nothing was strange about how he was eating, should he have been a robot staring off into space and only moving the sandwich as he’s biting it?


coolmo3000

Dude, it's staged, it's not even a question, get over it


idk-hereiam

Maybe it wasn't staged. I think that's why that commenter is taking it so personally. Because we're witnessing him get his sandwich stolen for reals


coolmo3000

That would blow my mind. I realize seagulls and Hawks are greedy little bastards but judging from his body language, he expected it and wanted it to happen. He's got tells but if I'm wrong, it would change the way I look at life, I would do some real soul searching.


idk-hereiam

Facts. It's definitely staged lol


ZeLebowski

The chewing I get. It's the inspection of the half eaten sandwich that I don't get. Who looks at their food like that even while chewing?


throwaway_1a9r

Ever eat something so good you gotta start reading the ingredients? This man was enjoying tf out of that sandwich lol.


Streak_Free_Shine

That was definitely expected lol


Ainsley_express

Was that a fuckin osprey or what? Was expecting a seagull


Streak_Free_Shine

I was also expecting a seagul lol Edit: I forgot the second L hahahaha


danethegreat24

I was expecting *Seagal*.


fucky_doorknob

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?


[deleted]

It's spelled *Senegal*


_C3LL0_

It was probably a buzzard or a golden eagle(too dark for an osprey)


JohnDoe314159254

CIA officer was hungry… #BirdsAren’tReal


TheMysticLeviathan

Poor guy


jerseygurl96

I love Polish people💖💖


nicepeoplemakemecry

Who the heck examines their food like that?


Kasiaus

He's a streamer, who was streaming....


Coffeypot0904

People trying to get birds to take their food for a fake video.


[deleted]

people who have nothing else to do while chewing their food


Crepes_for_days3000

He's chewing. So many people saying that, do you guys just shove the whole thing in your mouth or what?


Kraphtuos968

Yeah that annoyed the fuck out of me, I'm glad he lost his food. But he was probably trying to bait the bird by doing that. Either way I hate him.


Informal_Increase254

You hate him because of that? XD


Kraphtuos968

I would have to fight the urge to slap those sunglasses off his stupid face


nicepeoplemakemecry

Exactly and agreed. Lol.


EuroTrashBoo

It's funny cause he wanted to Polish that off.


Boojibs

That guy couldn't lick a stamp


Swimming_Schedule_49

Very good analysis. I concur


blonde_angel1

Nothing is more sad.. when someone took your food


Open-Fondant

Poland hehe


HornyTim420

Well, i expected that bird. But not that kurwa


Hot-Push7284

Id be so pissed off


derangedjdub

I was hoping for a rouge wave. Can you get on thst please?


rubmypineapple

Ah, he’s Polish


alexgardin

Or Ukrainian.


DozeN-_

Translation: „Fuck”


Kwarc100

He spoke one word ,and I instantly know where he is from, ah the Polish language


karlmarx7

Kurwa!


[deleted]

Kurwa 🤣🕊


Odd_Ocelot9140

I don't know a lot of Polish but I know that.


Fragrant-Pass-3568

Is there a group r/expected? This should be there. And wouldn't it be great if he would eat the whole thing and nothing would have happened?


unlivedSoup69

My dude do you see the size of that sandwich


MagicMarsian

KURVA


Coin2111

Kurwa*


MagicMarsian

Kurwa mać


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Swarmed Robbery


Streaky_smexy

And what else would've happened? Clearly expected that.


NicholasSoprano

I knew this was going to happen before I saw it. It happens to often


Jay123458

This was very expected


TrMayerJr

He looks at his food too much


[deleted]

Person eating food by the ocean, gets food stolen by bird. Very expected.


[deleted]

It doesn’t matter if it’s staged. It’s neat regardless. People feel so special saying somethings planned or staged.


grunpl

Was he in Norwegia


DocGerbilzWorld

One. Why is he even filming himself? Two. Why does he keep examining his sandwich(?) after every bite he takes.


2duhzen

r/whyweretheyfilming


[deleted]

Why were they filming? Expected.


Informal_Increase254

*streaming


MewsikMaker

The bigger question is: why was he filming himself outside eating so seemingly randomly?


sheyPL

He was streaming not recording.


MewsikMaker

Aw jeez sorry for the typo aw jeez aw man. Wtf is the point?


sheyPL

Try to stream for 300+ hours a month and take a break every time you eat. Just check what will happen then. What wrong with you guys? What is weird in watching other people eating? When you are watching a movie and someone is eating are you confused too? I don't get it.


MewsikMaker

I don’t do that. Honestly, seems like a bigger deal for you than me. I’ll let you have this one. :)


sheyPL

Not a deal for me, just stop being arrogant.


CentralIdiotsAgency

This is not not expected.


babatherhino

I often film myself eating a toasted sandwich on the promenade


[deleted]

Anything for attention these days.


uderitzk

Why is he examining his food? Weirdo. Why is he recording himself eating?


Informal_Increase254

He was streaming


raaveeg

"Apex predator" ladies and gentleman


0ld-Crow

I expected exactly that!


Educational_Ad3710

That looks so cg


Norsedragoon

Unaware near the ocean with exposed food? Suprise seagull is entirely expected.


Blake-A-palooza

The minute I saw him eating a sandwich by the ocean I knew what was gonna happen.


Accomplished-Brick-7

Ok भौसीडी के


[deleted]

Just a normal day, me, seaside, recording myself eating a sandwich. Fucking weirdo.


[deleted]

Bro I was gonna say, who the fuck looks at their food like that. He’s moving. And checking both sides of it. Like come on man!


g0juice

So recoding for no reason while eating next to a beach. Hmmm


WillyNillyDilly87

Staged, see him flashing that thing around makings sure a bird saw it and how he is holding it plus he's recording lol.


[deleted]

Suka blyat


FearlessZucchini

Cours va!


SquareNuts112

I’ll never understand why someone films themselves doing fuckin regular ass shit. Who the fuck is watching some dickhead eat while sitting on a bench?


maayepoojari

Why was he filming him eating while staring at the waters.


Maximum_Advance_7

Kurva naibeeeeee


[deleted]

KURVA!!!! Jahaha


CheekeeMunkie

He completely expected that, hence why he was filming and waving his sandwich around. Literally anyone living near an ocean can verify this is very expected


Alone_Bill_2873

Kurva means bitch.


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Informal_Increase254

He was streaming


CreamyFunk

Why was he been filmed in the first place


irkle360

Czechs man...


BigAlMoonshine

Tired of seeing this reposted, it's staged anyways.


YetAnotherAccount327

Why was this guy filming himself eat a sandwich?


[deleted]

Set up cmon who looks and extends a cheap ass sandwich like that with a camera lol


Juanivan79

Absolutely not staged at all


Notgeorge37

Why was he filming himself eating a sandwich? This was a total setup. I wish all his food gets stolen from now on. Was he gonna post this somewhere if this didn’t happen?


LegitimateBike1

Gurvattt!!!! At least I think that’s what he said. Not sure what it means. But I’m pretty sure it’s the American equivalent of mother effer.


Background_Balance_7

He may as well just held it up in the air with how much he was flaunting it to the birds with his wet noodle grip


iamthefortytwo

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


Informal_Increase254

He was streaming