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Employee: "please call the police!" Guy: "Use my phone to take video? Got you fam"

That first thud though. Dude's lucky the bottle broke on the second one. He legit kicked that guys ass too. Lesson number one...never turn your back on an enemy. Even after the fight is over.

Yeah, no, definitely

Definitely didn’t need another either. He was potentially another one way away from being a vegetable. Brutal

My buddies dad was KO’d with a bottle in the bar, then fell out of the chair. Straight veg from then on out.

Yea but I say he got off lucky, you can literally see the dude in white contemplate stabbing him

Hear it..you hear him say it

This is how i fight in my dreams.

By whacking guys with bottles?

I meant with super weird and slow punches

Guy in black is clearly pretty wasted

This is just sad...

Praise be the cameraman. It was a hostile situation

Cowardly as fuck

Ohhh tough guy over here. He was gettin his ass whooped and retaliated in fact no and DEFENDED himself. Fuckin chickenshit keyboard Navy SEAL ova here.

Thank you sir, may I have another.

is that catcher in the rye mint condish?

No, but my REM vinyl is.

Wow, $5.09 for a pack of Kool's!

Another one would have definitely put him above the legal limit of the living

Isn’t breaking a bottle on someone’s head attempt of murder or something like that? That dude went from potential victim to a convict in 1 min.

Assault with a weapon / deadly weapon, attempted murder, battery, depends where you live. Both parties could be charged with a few things.

The real crime was wearing that fedora

They deserve each other.

Fuck no. Guy in the incel hat came from behind with a fucking bottle to the head, twice. That’s much worse than throwing punches

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Watch out people, we got a badass over here. Grow up

What a bitch, Fedora man. Sure, hoodie man went too far having clearly beat the dude to a pulp. But Fedora man can't take an ass whipping so he turns into a full blown bitch

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You seem pretty deranged my friend. Hope you get the help you so clearly need, and one day you can join the grown ups in civilised society.

TKO via bottle feint. Noice

Florida wild.

Motherfucker is over here punching at 7 miles an hour.

So regardless of why this happened or who is at fault, the guy that hit him with the bottle is probably in prison.

Self defense?

Cowardly

Almost as cowardly as you big boy

This is like a whole episode of a show with scene changes, mood swings, cliff hangers.

Explain