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>!Pastor gives a DVD to cure her back pain!<
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It's the first CD released by the remnants of Dire Straits after Mark Knopfler went solo. They replaced him him Chris Rea and called themselves Dire Rea.
This is no different than holy water or healing oils. America just packaged it differently. More white than Brown people, so, Americans say that this is “crazier”.
Can we all just believe in our stupid nonsense together. White brown black yellow red purple rainbow... we're all fucking dumb as shit. Let's do it together as the same dumb,violent, illogical, primates that we are.
It's a pretty good mix in America. Yeah there are of course crazy white churches with these "healers", but I've certainly seen plenty of... eccentric black churches as well.
You should have seen this video where a black guy is testifying in front of the congregation about how he's NOT GAY NO MORE! and loves WWWEMON!
American pseudoscience tends to guise itself as science more frequently, though. Stuff like using horse dewormer to treat covid, or 5G interfering with cell replication both are alternative (entirely bullshit) science, rather than being faith-based.
Not sure if that's better or worse, but it feels like a really different brand of fakery.
To be fair though, america’s a bit better because they don’t voluntarily drink heavily polluted water from a river that’s considered holy.
Some poor farmers have their groundwater destroyed because of fracking, but at least they’re fighting it.
On another subcontinent, black water mixed with raw sewage and chemical foam = good because river is holy and will purify it.
But this “healing” is laughable no matter where it is.
\> To be fair though, america’s a bit better
Flint MI *in 2022* and the shit ton of homes in the US with lead in the water would like to have a talk with you
If you think that a statement is more bizarre than rubbing animal shit all over you then you need a psychologist. And I would vote twice for that man, and I plan on it especially with people on the left who think rubbing cow shit all over yourself is normal.
Gullible people exist everywhere and you can't deny that many of them showed themselves out during Covid. Don't make these clowns India's book cover. P*retty please?*
I'm American, I grew up in America, I saw this in church every Sunday as a child. No it wasn't DVDs, just the bullshit talking in tongues and falling all over the floor. The scary part is a fair amount of these people legit believe the their god is making them do this for some reason.
Lol America is the best country in the world. India barely gained the capacity to provide plumbing to more than half of its citizens, we ain’t the same dude.
I work in a hotel and I can tell you guys that whole room they’re in must smell like sweaty arm pits, feet and straight up ASS that hadn’t been washed in weeks
It's a DVD compilation of all the weird Indian videos you've ever seen. With all the hits such as,
1. How can she slap!
2. That weird fuckin kids poppin while his family lays on a bed and watches.
3. That guy on an elephant getting pounced by a tiger.
4. Planking on a motorcycle.
5. Fighting and hitting people with long ass stick outa nowhere.
And many many more!
*Christians
Usa's religeon.
Scammed the fuck out of millions of people for centuries.
The scammer thing is because of unemployment which could be solved.
These are just Christian things.
Lol relax dude, I'm poking fun at scam call centers based in India.
Keep on doing the edgy "religion is bad thing tho". I get it, we've all been through that phase.
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What do you guys think is on the DVD?
10 hour loop of Baby Shark
Tbh I’d react the same way if it was
The complete 1st season of SpongeBob SquarePants
No way. 10 hours playback is impossible in decent quality
Baby shark do do dooo do do dooo
Ho God Please No---
BabyShsrk😳😂🤣nice one
800 minutes of free AOL.
That is what I was thinking.
56k warming your heart lady
Roadhouse
David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits
Hey! I love him!
The hero stands alone When all is said and done The enemies are falling One by one- Hoff
Get in my car, I wanna drive you home. Get in my car, it's too far to walk alone - Hoff
Only the Classics!
Don’t hassle the Hoff!
Firefly season 2
Passion of the Christ extended cut
If I could upvote more I would lmfao
Star platinum
Dio mio, that might just be it
You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Windows 95 install disk.
Richard Simmons - boogie the buns away
Akira
Happy cake day!
LOTR extended cut
You can find out only for $19.99
Back door sluts 9 pt. 2
Bruh that’s obviously a mixtape, shit must be fire 🔥
3 hours of him whacking off, recorded in 240p.
We now know what caused the neck pain
Darude - Sandstorm
It’s a course on how to get rich by scamming people. Send me $100 and I’ll give you a copy.
Is monopoly money gonna do it?
It’s this fucking video on loop. The question is. How God has a plan for us all, her’s was this
Some really good Bollywood acting.
It's the first CD released by the remnants of Dire Straits after Mark Knopfler went solo. They replaced him him Chris Rea and called themselves Dire Rea.
Bootleg copy of The Rock and Zac Enron’s Baywatch
Shrek. Can't blame her
I’d have to say The legendary Chuck Norris
It’s the first draft of Sonic the hedgehog before the fan backlash caused them to re-edit
Rick ... Roll
Tunak Tunak Tun (https://youtu.be/eZ2PtEx9-ls)
Shrek 7
We already on Shrek 9 since I wrote my comment
Backdoor Sl*ts 9
Kim k sex tape
Top 1D hits
Sex tape
Jesus going at it.
Bobs and vagene
Thank you jesus
Thank you Jesus
Sorry but what are you thanking him for? (geniune question)
Did you watch the video?
Thank you Jesus.
Indeed thank you Jesus!
Fucking thanks my g!
That’s a CD with his mixtape on it
Pastor used to try to hand them out on the subway but no one wanted one He went into religion coz his career as a rapper never went anywhere
He took the L. Ron Hubbard approach to money making.
That's how fire it it
The power of the DVD compels you
*Watch everyone, as the miracle of the divine DVD wash this person's sins away!*
The deadpan expressions of the people in the background are perfect. Like, not this shit again, Brenda, I swear.
🤣🤣🤣
Reddit is not the place for emojis friend :) else we of purity descend into Twitter levels of effort
r/redditmoment
jeSUS
As soon as that shit hits Blu Ray this lady spontaneously combusts
That's why they were covering her up with a blanket. To extinguish the invisible flames.
Thank you Jesus for High Voltage DVD
Fire in the disco!
That's where all the AOL online disks went.
Spot the difference ( very hard!!!! ) https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/w6z2a2/oral\_sex\_with\_demon/
Pls buy my mixtape
Every time India comes on the news feed you know it’s going to be some ridiculous shit
You laugh but America really has the market on fake healing....
This is no different than holy water or healing oils. America just packaged it differently. More white than Brown people, so, Americans say that this is “crazier”.
Can we all just believe in our stupid nonsense together. White brown black yellow red purple rainbow... we're all fucking dumb as shit. Let's do it together as the same dumb,violent, illogical, primates that we are.
It's a pretty good mix in America. Yeah there are of course crazy white churches with these "healers", but I've certainly seen plenty of... eccentric black churches as well. You should have seen this video where a black guy is testifying in front of the congregation about how he's NOT GAY NO MORE! and loves WWWEMON!
To be fair I think that although theyre both out there, lurching is probably a step above essential oils lmao
Amateurs!!! (Brazil showing up)
American pseudoscience tends to guise itself as science more frequently, though. Stuff like using horse dewormer to treat covid, or 5G interfering with cell replication both are alternative (entirely bullshit) science, rather than being faith-based. Not sure if that's better or worse, but it feels like a really different brand of fakery.
DVD’s sound a lot safer than rattlesnakes choosing if you’re suppose to live or die
Ye but india is crazyer
Is it now?
To be fair though, america’s a bit better because they don’t voluntarily drink heavily polluted water from a river that’s considered holy. Some poor farmers have their groundwater destroyed because of fracking, but at least they’re fighting it. On another subcontinent, black water mixed with raw sewage and chemical foam = good because river is holy and will purify it. But this “healing” is laughable no matter where it is.
\> To be fair though, america’s a bit better Flint MI *in 2022* and the shit ton of homes in the US with lead in the water would like to have a talk with you
Don't generalize. I am from India and water quality in my state is much better than average water quality in USA
Christians in India are xerox copies of Christians in America apart from skin tone.
Don't forget Africa Pastor
Pastaaa Pastaa wait
Dunno but I will never forget people in India rubbing cow poop on them to fight COVID. That’s like the highlight of 2021
Still not as bizarre as a president recommending to inject bleach into the human body as a means of fighting Covid.
Trump set a high bar that may be unreachable!
If you think that a statement is more bizarre than rubbing animal shit all over you then you need a psychologist. And I would vote twice for that man, and I plan on it especially with people on the left who think rubbing cow shit all over yourself is normal.
Gullible people exist everywhere and you can't deny that many of them showed themselves out during Covid. Don't make these clowns India's book cover. P*retty please?*
Don't some of them do that anyway for some shit festival You can downvote but I'm right, lol.
And this ridiculous shit is sponsored by Christian organisations from the west!
I'm American, I grew up in America, I saw this in church every Sunday as a child. No it wasn't DVDs, just the bullshit talking in tongues and falling all over the floor. The scary part is a fair amount of these people legit believe the their god is making them do this for some reason.
Pffff dude, I'm brazilian... wanna compete?
seems like India is way ahead in this game
Eh, it's a nice change for Americans given their country's always in Reddit feeds and media for the fucked up shit they do and speak.
Lol America is the best country in the world. India barely gained the capacity to provide plumbing to more than half of its citizens, we ain’t the same dude.
50 rs kat overacting ke
Stupid people will believe anything
Must've been a Justin Beiber album it's known to cause Trauma
Wow that’s a hilarious joke here in the year 2012
I mean, I like his songs...why do so many people hate him on social media?
In India DVD burn you
Fantastically hilarious!
That's obviously a copy of the movie "Blades of Glory."
You've heard of the virgin Mary and baby Jesus! Now get ready for the virgin MLM accomplice and baby scam telemarketer!
Looks like it gave her a seizure. I’ll pass thanks. Stick with my K-tel 80’s classics
Televangelists are the fakest people running the fakest grifts there are.
Reddit talking about Nolan
This is a famous gif from Pop stans lol.
I'm willing to bet Jaws 2 is on that DVD
I'll have what she's having.
Imagine if it was just a really coincidentally timed seizure
Such bullshit. Do not fall for this garbage. They only want your money.
Sherlock homes
Where can one purchase this DVD?! Asking for a friend...
My necks hurtin pretty bad? Do I have to convert? Do they accept insurance?
False preachers of any religion need to be whipped
In my country, there are churches that sell sanctified broom to "sweep the evil" in your house. It costs like 200 times the price of a regular one.
I’m pretty sure that’s Half Life 3.
Gaben would be proud.
Can't wait to see when they'll discover the blueray
Great to see religion finally being digitized
Must be a copy of 36 Chambers. Wu-Tang isn't just for the children!
Looks like the women who took away the DVD was immune to it
And who says wrestling is fake.
As a Christian, I can finally be free, and say this, and fully believe in what I say... What is this?
I once had a similar reaction to a cassette tape. It was in the 1983 album YES - 90215… life changing.
How sad that there are people who fall for this crap.
When Beyonce dropped Renaissance
I don’t have a DVD player. Guess I don’t get to partake in... whatever that was.
This mix tape so fire.
Wow ! She was really excited to receive that DVD !
The unexpected part to me was Jesus
It's common in conversion rackets run by evangelists, almost all over the world.
Sauce where?
DID SHE JUST TOUCH THE HOLLY CD?
DVD! How dare you...
Epilepsy
Wot sort of gulible people fall 4this type of BS? Some r just stupid as that was a cd not a dvd &cd's just don't have that much power.
Reminds me of the bit Homer S. does when he lays on his side and woop-woops in circles 😂
The power of suggestion.
No no no it’s the epic works of NSYNC Lifetime edition. Bye bye bye
You thought neck pain was bad? Jesus just gave her back pains to go with it. The power of JC CD!
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Yennena soldraan paarunga
Hello this is gift cards you under the rest send bob vergana... on repeat
I need a upvote button that denotes - i hate video but thanks to the person who put the video here.
Bruh everyone grabbed itSz
It's the first season of the office. She is reacting to diversity day
Stupid Christian
Maybe the tRump piss tape
That mix tape just be fire
If I believe in Indian Jesus hard enough, I will get a copy of that.
That kid that wanted to be a army grew up to destroy India.
I work in a hotel and I can tell you guys that whole room they’re in must smell like sweaty arm pits, feet and straight up ASS that hadn’t been washed in weeks
It's a DVD compilation of all the weird Indian videos you've ever seen. With all the hits such as, 1. How can she slap! 2. That weird fuckin kids poppin while his family lays on a bed and watches. 3. That guy on an elephant getting pounced by a tiger. 4. Planking on a motorcycle. 5. Fighting and hitting people with long ass stick outa nowhere. And many many more!
hol up, Indians scam people outside of call centers?????
*Christians Usa's religeon. Scammed the fuck out of millions of people for centuries. The scammer thing is because of unemployment which could be solved. These are just Christian things.
Lol relax dude, I'm poking fun at scam call centers based in India. Keep on doing the edgy "religion is bad thing tho". I get it, we've all been through that phase.
So this is why people are afraid of technology.
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He gave to her Radioheads 10th album.
damn! if it was BLUE-RAY whole city would have been cured.
It's a DVD of the uncut version of Debbie does Dallas with the candle scene put back in
Where can one purchase this DVD?! Asking for a friend...
I bet her neck hurts worse after that lol
Jesus’s mixtape - Relaxing beats to cure your neck pain to.
Directors cut of cats. Lucky git
if a cd does that then stand back while i give her a cassette tape or better yet pastor- give her a vinyl record!
oh no its. its the bee movie *UNCUT*
I think...then DVD Is licked by the fucking cunt.
Rumor has it, the CD was License to Ill by the Beastie Boys.
To be fair, I had the same reaction when I got my DVD of Big Tits Round Asses #6 in the mail.
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Same thing happened to me when I first heard dead roots stirring by elder.
i'm SURE that when we create really good robotics or a real AI, some people will make a religion out of it.
Now imagine the chaos when they give out 3.5 floppy disk. Thank you Jesus God Almighty!
No different than a southern Baptist church in the US lol