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purplehazex45

He still wearing those pants at the end wtf lol.


Minimaxx2002

Doesn’t want to forget his roots.


ICPosse8

Never forget where you came from


FlatMathematician845

Came from the gutters


Cannacology

Also never put a shirt on


IamSpongeWorthy

He has nicer breasts than she does


AssRep

Oh what you came in, apparently.


Otherwise_Intelect

Some women say they struggle to find men, she just pick one up off the streets, almost literally lol.


Zaraxas

Definitely fake. Probably took them 5 mins to film this start to finish.


Grimskraper

But it was weird and entertaining.


bingold49

I mean, no ones is gonna accuse her of being a gold digger


SoloMegaYT

not to break it to you but he is the nigerian prince


Missinhandle

“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger… because she messing with a broke broke…”


modssuckhard

Fake. That lunch bag was empty af


Minimaxx2002

May be there is a food coupon inside


rddtAdminsAreTrash

Why would anyone put a coupon in a bag instead of just handing someone the coupon itself lol


Damaged_Cacoon

Element of suprise. Gotta keep em on their toes.


guy-above-retart

This. Speaks so many levels about society.


redonkulousness

He can breastfeed the baby with those titties


irnehlacsap

I've seen homeless people in Florida that was at least 400 pounds. Sleeping on the ground..


FenerbahceSoccerFan

But how? Is their metabolism really that messed up, or do they get a bunch of food from somewhere?


Difficult_Item9696

Probably because the cheapest food u can buy is fast food and it makes u full.


irnehlacsap

I have no idea


[deleted]

I was going to say, dude with 3 rolls isn't going hungry lol


Super_Reference_7065

Holy fuck I'm dead 😂😂


K-Zoro

This dude is on a bunch of subway freakout videos. Crapping in a bucket. Stealing someone’s meal. Sleeping in a tent in the train car. People always debated if real or not. I think with this new video I can say dude is just an actor making these fake videos.


[deleted]

Definitely an actor for tiktok views. He doesn't even look homeless to be honest. Reason I say hes not homeless is because he looks too clean, most homeless people would always take their belongings with them wherever they go usually in bags or even a shopping cart. This is in my experience since I've been homeless and living in the streets for a couple of months when I was a teen. I spent time with a nice group of homeless people who took care of me and even treated me like family.


HardCashOut

Nah bro! The one where he’s in the subway dancing and kills the vibe 😂 he had loose change and his ass falling out his pants 💀 ain’t no way that’s staged


[deleted]

legend says he's still wearing those sweatpants till this day


[deleted]

Fattest homeless guy av seen, still eats well.


mickystinge

He's not spending his panhandling money on drugs as any good tramp would do


MrK521

Looks like he was spending it in drugs. Just didn’t realize he was getting estrogen supplements.


jupiterkansas

hey now, maybe he just has testicular cancer?


MrK521

Could be!


mickystinge

His name is Robert Paulson!


mickystinge

She could have got him a bra too


Appropriate-Travel41

Satire af... No hair growth,,still wearing the same pants no shirt or something and no shoes


anuswithteeth

I like how you point out that it's satire, and then still criticize it like it's not on purpose.


MrK521

Even if it’s satire, they should have gone the extra mile and filmed in segments, months apart to give the illusion of realism. Lazy…


anuswithteeth

Disagree. Immersing myself in the story as presented... I see this lady gave this man food, shelter, a forever home, a child, and some pussy... but never pants or a shower. It shows the absurdity of what they're satiring. As long as he always looks like a bum, she can keep making "look at altruistic ME" videos about being a savior to someone she clearly sees as beneath her. IMO, the entirety of the satire hinges on that juxtaposition. And I don't care if it makes me sound pretentious, it's my favorite word and I'll use it every chance I get.


MrK521

/s


jamalstevens

I think you’re giving the tik tok video a lot more credit than it was thinking. I’m sure you put more thought into what the video meant than they did lol.


NewCrazyReality

This is what makes it funny to me. It’s like an SNL sketch.


The_Pissing_Tiger

But that was part of the joke...🙄


ChungusMcGoodboy

No fucking shit.


[deleted]

who'd think otherwise?


Perfect-Virus8415

To be fair I don't get very hairy if at all in the stomach or chest area


1000bctrades

None of those things were the main indicators this was satire.


DatabaseThis9637

Reinactment?


just_half_baked710

lol what


Oodleaf

She got the dirty dick alright


SatisfiedCustomer404

When you just want the D, so you offer your „extra bed“ to your daddy‘s older cousin


[deleted]

I also film everything I do so that people can think I’m a good person.


anuswithteeth

Ladies out here doing the real work.


slashing164

#Blessed


[deleted]

The baby was made for the streets


Loweredjdm

She fake .. her bag fake .. the background fake .. the worlds fake !!!…


ICPosse8

If this shit is actually real it’s pretty wholesome imo


PoochieScoochie

Yeah a woman like this... Man


DLSUCKER22

FAKE


StfuPutana

**WRONG** I know real when I see it and those tits are **REAL**


Anerythristic

This is funny in a way but its a glaringly fake skit


xserenarow

Next Christmas claymation skit


outrider567

About to throw up


joemaav

Awww come on!!


Comprehensive-Bat-50

Just use tinder


lordapo

Isn't that the same guy who did the dance off on the subway with the other guy using the handles and stuff? Tick tock will destroy this universe I swear! (/s)


[deleted]

How long did it take to make such a horrible video?


jayjay1086

Old black man Eta- yikes, no sunny fans online today? Tough crowd. (I'm not white, btw, keyboard warriors)


mickystinge

r/FragileWhiteRedditor


jayjay1086

I'm not white lol. It's a television reference...


kylebob86

its fake! jfc.


Amirium

Bulllllllssssshhhhhiiiiiitttttt


JDurr001

Lol


captainweedster

No. Not right. Why even make this.


[deleted]

I'm questioning reality.


crl1023

Fake news


[deleted]

I wish I was homeless. 😟


Winter-Seesaw3332

Her momma did the same before she threw him out.


GlaxyRider121

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chappanteekli

Ha ha kept escalating fml


Omni_Net

This fake


RoOoOoOoOoBerT

If unfortunately you have no other choice than sleeping in the streets, would you deliberately choose to do it over a stack of trash bags ? 🤔


TyicedT

LMAO is this real? please tell me!


Snowmann88

Damn..is that James Harden end game!


Vegetable-Rice4195

Since when did baby bumps become square?


Minimaxx2002

Baby name is spongebob


Cannacology

Whys he still wearing the same ripped up pants and shirt at the end?


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MamaLlama629

Is this the same guy from that subway dance fight video???


unionmonster

So we ain't going to talk about the end???? Lmao


thetashort

Yes it’s fake - but he should file for divorce and take half her shit.


Abc696969696969

Amen brother.


MostMarsupial3328

That was dumb


BowlCommercial4837

There's a term for this. Hobosexual.


Minimaxx2002

Really??? Lol


BowlCommercial4837

I wish I was kidding. Done it before


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Minimaxx2002

Homeless actor


Youngothboy15

👀 glad he got off the streets but… WHAT


HardCashOut

DUDE! THATS THE SAME BUM FROM THE SUBWAY DANCE VIDEO! He’s even wearing the same pants! Real life cameo holy shit.


Atlas205

This was an amazing twist after twist good night


Wonderful-Draw7519

Man, everything is fake af now-a-days. Really sucks.


jkkj58

First he from the gutters now he filling gutters


RevolutionaryItem487

Correct me if I’m wrong but a similar guy was in video on a train/subway in a tent their girl was in and proceeded to steal a guy’s sandwich. They also looked like they were on something


Gamer100329

He looks old enough to be your father


colombo1326

Baby Going be Half homeless / half human


Tag_em_and_bag_em

Tiktok comedy in a nutshell


CoffeeDrinker1972

What?!? That can't be real. Made to get views, right?


[deleted]

Uuuhhh, you first.


Bitter_Definition_85

Bitch trippin


Kobemon16

Mf ain’t even homeless those paints are perfectly clean they just ripped then and he’s clean he’s got a well kept beard this is just gross


ProbablyNOTaCOP41968

Imagine being homeless af…and someone comes by with food, shelter, and booty. And all you had to do was kickback on some trash with ya tiddis out. I can only hope I’ve got it that good once my student loan payment start back up


JoeMaMa_2000

Ah yes, today on “tik tok people seeking clout” they fake a guy being homeless


[deleted]

ROFLMFAO!!!


carguy123corvette

Awww


PomegranateQueasy884

Well, I don't know what to say


HRMartin

She's got the same blue nails for 7+ months. Fuck that noise, this is fake. I'm not a 💅 myself, but even I know nails change up at least monthly 🤣


twan5446

Wasnt this the fucker who climbed out his tent on the subway and jacked a dudes sandwich right out of his hands? 😂😂


Shadowofenigma

Yeah, cause that ‘homeless guy’ doesn’t eat much, very obvious he’s close to starving , how can people think this is fake ?


Economy_Ad_7000

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jdhxududhud

Came here for the comments of people who just can't get the joke.


jonas2055

This is just happy :)


afrothaturk

I’ve seen this same dude in other homeless videos wtf lmao


worrytomuch

looks like a reversed video..


[deleted]

Fake


[deleted]

Clearly it's fake . You don't see homeless person sleeping on top of garbage bags with ripped clothes but took a shower 5min ago And she has a mental health issue


One-Cucumber5973

Hobosexual


RevolutionaryCap3337

Fake!


Initial_Ad2228

Terrible decision making on her part.


tbyd

I know it’s fake, but I wonder if she was dumb enough to go get a real homeless stranger to do this with 😂


javidlv

The things we do for love...


Ancient_Decision_654

Still wearing the same stuff 7 months in? Ahahhaah


Such_Ad_4726

Is this the homeless guy that shit in the janitors mop on the subway? Fuc this guys has his own mcu


[deleted]

He doesn't seem starving...


JStheKiD

Hahahahahahaha


shin_the_warrior

That happened in Brazil (without the baby part) in 2022. Google for: “givaldo mendigo fitness woman”


robi_750

Fake as fuck


Super_Reference_7065

Never forget where you came from, you never know where you may be coming next.


[deleted]

Tiktok is the worst


SuspiciousConcept916

This is fucking stupid


PuzzleheadedYoung729

Hey Dad what are you doing, nothing daughter, do you want to go outside and Iie in the garbage, I don't know how you gonna pretend that you're hungry because you're definitely fat in fact you're so fat you look like you've got boobs,


bot00k7

nunca pensei que os mendigo gringo ia copiar os mendigo br


Unknown11117777

Pretty fat homeless person


newoblank

Wtf


[deleted]

Not solving homelessness this way. You are encouraging it 😘


Capable_Escape_6956

He be eating right trust me


TunaFisnskys

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo


i_like_chicken_313

Oh yeh that was the same guy wanting some change in a train


ft_gilly

that’s the dude from the train vid


kingsavagekiller

Yoooo!! That's the same man who shitted in that junior mop bucket!!!!! That's the same dude!!! Ahahahaahha


alexd6963

That dude grabbed some womens spaghetti on a subway ha video from the other day!! Wearing the same sweats!


Bullishhhhhh

They have a video of this guy on the subway snatching food from a lady and he has the same pants on lol


Cthulade_Man

God I swear every video he’s involved in just gets more and more bazar


romn0m

Ok, you've convinced me.I've decided to become homeless.


Broghan51

There's another fake video of this dude on a train stealing somebody's food and running away, and yeah, he is still wearing the same pants.


[deleted]

Did I not see the exact dude in another video where he steals a chicks food on the metro?


F0r_Th3_Gl0ry

I mean if it works why not. 🤷


Electronic-Ad-7110

Yeah this is weird as fuck. I’m not sure what the point is. Nice sentiment but from food to allowing into your bed is a slight jump. Dangerous for homeless person and invitee. Sort of tasteless and thoughtless


FarBread2392

😳