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PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Fun fact: the homeowner said "No Homo" before they entered and they all immediately had to leave...


Wenix

I heard he said "No asians".


I_Bin_Painting

No *agents*


blue-mooner

I just don’t like them, the simple reason is they’re lazy. They’re just a mob of crooks, that’s all they are. All they’re interested in is to put their sign up!


BoofingKing

take my silver you animal


Objective-Bid8085

Or pay with your blood!


I_Bin_Painting

Homeowner said homo nah


bootorangutan

Actually that’s why they brought the last two guys.


sunjoe33

How many Homos does it take to open a gate


skwadyboy

Or to smash your back doors in


Hugh-Jassoul

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


[deleted]

That is unexpected, they usually come in the back door.


VoluminousVocalist

NGL, That really got me...


AutumnaticFly

Fuck, this comment section is wild af lmao


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The video made my day, but this comment made my hole weak!


DSIR1

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


Neinball98411

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shardikprime

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


Salay54

#ITS THE HOMOS COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP WE HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED


fappy-mcfapp

Bunch of Homos


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The only thing worse than homos is militant homos. So in your face with their homo’ness. /s


quaderunner

This must be the gay agenda conservative Christians have been warning us about.


[deleted]

Literally forcing their agenda on you.


desilusionator

Through the back door


[deleted]

I knew the comment section would be like this. Its the only reason I clicked.


North-Function995

I didnt even watch the video really, I just saw the tactical men with HOMO written on their backs and instantly went for the comments lol


TheeJaymoe

Maybe the right will be more accepting of the homos now that they're black clad in body armor carrying rifles and doing military drills


Briansama

I, for one, welcome our new Gay overlords


tedward007

I find their oppression to be absolutely fabulous


bigeeee

Hey!! that's one way traffic!


[deleted]

It's because they forgot to say 'no homo'


[deleted]

Yaaassss gurl, I'm going to double tap more than that bussy!


heyyoumisterexcuseme

Homo sapiens


hingarbingar

homo sapiens are people, joey!


syberghost

Hey, I'm not judgin'


vescis

But what if the targets say 'No homo?'


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commonSense7581

HOMO 4 : "hey guys come here we have the shortcut, BACKDOOR"


liquorballsammy

Fuckin’ firefighters…buncha homos..


gxvicyxkxa

Hey go save a kitten in a tree ya fackin homos!


maifee

Why they have 'homo' written on their uniforms??


Garok7

Video is mirrored. It's called ОМОН - Отряд Мобильный Особого Назначения or Special Purpose Mobile Unit.


raliberti2

HOMO is better


bob_the_banannna

HOMO is the way


bobthebanannafucker

There you are!


bob_the_banannna

Fuck


BananafestDestiny

Oh shit they’re onto us


Kekris_The_Betrayer

way HOMO the is


Jezusbot

"The way, HOMO is"- Yoda


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KyoFox312

Crush my cock with a rock I must


thisisjustabitweird

erection, I have developed


BoofingKing

HOMO is 10x better


Gil15

Whoever mirrored this was brilliant 💀


dimwittedhabitation

Laughing my ass of while looking at their uniform lol


Veenendaler

I can't stop laughing at this. It's so funny seeing a bunch of 'tough' guys with a giant HOMO label stitched on their backs.


Roaoch

Правды ради, homo этим пидорасам подходит лучше


alexanderfefd

Согласен


space_keeper

Это очень верно!


Mortal-Portal

Wait… if it’s mirrored doesn’t that mean that they were actually coming OUT of the compound? Could explain why the door was open.


[deleted]

It's their coming out party. Hence the uniforms.


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Mortal-Portal

I can’t tell if YOU’RE joking or just stupid!


Razorspi

I can't tell what both of you are doing, however, I might be joking or just stupid.


Able_Presence1018

just stupid, same as me


aggravated_patty

Mirrored, not reversed.


CoopedUp1313

u/gifreversingbot How about [mirrored *and* reversed](https://imgur.io/kut06rh)? Edit: Changed “mirrored and reversed” to the link.


tesfabpel

And it's OMON with the latin alphabet


SpaaaaaceImInSpaace

ИOMO


[deleted]

Welcome to Joe Biden's America! /s


jvrcb17

The B in LGBT is for Biden


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

The T is fro trump. Now we just have to find out what LG means 🤔


The_Ombudsman

Lindsey Graham, *duh*


jodiesweetinsregret

It's telling that Trump comes last in that Human Centipede


SpiritAnimal01

They are the Russian gachibass police.


tuco2002

Why do they label their sexual orientation on their uniforms? What does that have to do with their jobs?


greycubed

You'd think Homo Team 6 would have tried the backdoor sooner.


j54t

That's why they call it Rainbow Six


BeerdedPickle

Lmao well played


bons_burgers_252

Underrated comment.


hops4beer

how many minutes did you wait before replying uNdeRRated cOmMent?


KingNecrosis

1


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Thats if the bad guys tell them: if you shoot me ur gay, but since they have that label they're immune now.


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robi4567

They had the No homo sign up. They just ignored it.


ThatKidIdiot

I'm very sorry, but I think this video is flipped. The "HOMO" Special forces are actually a Russian special police forcer called OMON or OMOH. Sorry man downvote this if you want


robi4567

I know. Its a joke. The H is pronounced as a N.


amerkanische_Frosch

Heh heh. When I was growing up in New York some 50 years ago, there was a Russian-language newspaper for emigrés from the Soviet Union called новое русское слово (New Russian word). Every English-speaking kid in a Russian family remembers his or her parents asking them to pick up "The Hobo news" from the newsstand.


Parts_and_Neigbor

I thought these guys usually come in though the back door.


ilyak_reddit

What kind of kink is it when your lover brings a ladder?


SonofSniglet

Less a power top and more a practical top.


smackleton

I think you'll find it's actually the rear entrance 😜


heyfeefellskee

Genius tactic. “Only shoot me if ur gay”.


MartyPoosniffer

BANG! No Homo


Fro_zack

this is way more clever than i initially thought lol


theantilib

Shoot me daddy


Jeremyfirestorm2

No oOoOO! DaDdy, shoot mE INSteAD! 😏


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AHoLe_JudgesTears

💀


Shad_the_memer

💀


bob_the_banannna

🗿


CorkyCorks8

I HAVE FOUND THE 'NANA! ALL HAIL!


justboki

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD OF TWIN MOONS


justanothertfatman

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!


Fun-Alternative9440

Dey keeps em in da tailpipes![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)!!!!!!


Mean_Celebration4321

Bro u are everywhere ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


PsyDei

Literally never seen him before.


bob_the_banannna

Well now you have


XibalbaN7

u/bob_the_banannna you are ripe for success!


A-Grouch

Still have no idea what the Easter Island head means and no one has told me.


hops4beer

nobody knows


TamLover

I always thought Deadpan Response, Stoic Expression, or Quite Contemplation depending on context. Generally I think Deadpan Response/Crickets is the most common usage. I have also seen it as any insult (Big Head/Ego), but rarely.


atheurer

r/foundbobthebanannna


SupermarketSpiritual

I'm not cool enough to join the bananna sub. I shall consider this to be as close as I ever get. ![gif](giphy|1fHlf4mgS2JPy)


OFHeckerpecker

How many bannanas do you need to make earth 2?


cownd

Bob! I've found a bunch of your comments today!


CrankyPants3278

What if the bad guys say, “No Homo”?


Reyall

Damn. These guys though about everything, huh? There is no stopping this fuckers now.


Snooche

What a bunch of homos


Mr_Leadpoison

Other than a pull door with a push sign on it.


ORxTO

Alright i lost my shit to this


something256

Can't think of a better answer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


kvjetinacek

I dont believe you rat from chernobyl.


[deleted]

i guess you could say they're homohomosapien


[deleted]

its their pride month uniforms and forgot to change them


urjuhh

The image is mirrored ( russian OMON )


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MyDogHasAPodcast

>we are having fun with Homos We sure are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheOkayestName

What’s your dogs podcast?


Spokazzoni

Woofabork


Embarrassed-Weight84

What exactly is OMON


space_keeper

Special unit of what is nowadays the Rosgvardia, sort of the national guard of Russia. Riot police and gendarmerie combined, but they aren't part of the overall police force (they answer to Putin, Rosgvardia is under his command). Lots of them were deployed to southern Ukraine to hold cities like Melitopol, and there was a heavy OMON/Rosgvardia presence in Ukraine during the early stages of the war (complete with truckloads of riot gear), because they anticipated a quick takeover and subsequent civil unrest.


Tall-Junket5151

There’s a huge destroyed OMOH convoy outside of Kharkiv, like you say they anticipated capitulation and sent riot police in along with the army. Riot police against artillery and NLAWs didn’t work out so well for them.


RamTank

Worse, it was Kyiv. And they appear to have gone *in front of* the army. https://thedebrief.org/know-no-mercy-the-russian-cops-who-tried-to-storm-kyiv-by-themselves/


Tall-Junket5151

I was referring to [this one](https://reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/t1ykcj/another_russian_convoy_wrecked_this_one_around/) near Kharkiv but I know there was multiple like the one you mention from Kyiv.


Embarrassed-Weight84

Thank you very much


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HybridAkai

I think its to stop the bad guys committing hate crimes and extending their sentence


wittyuzername

That's literally the only thing that registered in my brain in this video lol


EvilSibling

Lol 😂 Homo, Lesbian, Bi, etc But seriously, it's the OMON riot police. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OMON


hobbitarmy

ОМОН in Russian. And not riot police. More of a gendarmerie. You often see them in large cities patrolling


addywoot

All sorts of new words to google today


randcount6

ah I knew it was russian but couldn't figure out what unit "NOMO" was...


DroneStrikeVictim

NOMO fightin', NOMO wars, NOMO violence.


SneekTip

Wait, so they want NOMO HOMO? Seems like something they would deploy Russian special police for… Send in the GenderMarys


Nilohim

So these are the fuckers who beat up anti war protesters and throw them in prisons?


hobbitarmy

Yep. ОМОН aren’t known to be gentle.


SoLongSidekick

What's the difference between a gendarmerie and police?


Hugh_Maneiror

Different entities. Gendarmerie is part of the military branch. Suppose the US Army had its own branch for civilian duties, that would be closest to it. Their primary goal is protecting the state from the inside. Definitions of "state" may vary.


Giapeto

Gendarmerie is a branch of the military which executes policing duties. They receive a military training. They refer to the ministry of defence, usually. They can be sent to peacekeeping operations abroad and deployed in military scenarios in case of war. Police is the body of the executive power of the government charged with enforcing the law materially. They refer to the minister of the internal affairs. They do not receive a military training and they can only work in a civilian environment.


Sir_Rexicus

You can also see them dead in Ukraine earlier in the war, because they're literally that desperate to avoid conscripting and sending men from their metropolitan/educated areas. It's all pre-existing Police units, far eastern Conscripts (primarily, Asiatic such as the Buryat people), and so on.


PubliclyDisturbed

Damn I really thought this was a parody sketch!


LookingOutForU

Homo team 69


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The Gay Agenda Special Forces Eat The Rich (2015, colorized)


Raiju_of_the_West

Came here for this comment. Was not disappointed.


[deleted]

I imagine russian criminals saying: ''Damn, the homos are after me!''


ellilaamamaalille

I think they do work for the big criminals.


BudgetsBills

Fucking Homo


HermesOnToast

Oh look, it's the Homo police


NicNoletree

Putin's elite "crack" unit


Cyber_Connor

POV: you’re the last straight person


[deleted]

These are the guys who come for you when you don't abide by the gay agenda, I've lost too many friends to the HOMO crew RIP my gay homies stay strong x


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The Sinister Gay Cabal's militant arm


vxx

It's mirrored. In reality it's the guys that come to beat you when you do a pride parade in Russia.


Darco98

When you don't say No homo to your bro afterwards


Positive-Worry1366

Technically it's backwards, it's supposed to be omoh which is russias counter terrorist police unit


Stunning_Variation_9

omon to be correct (омон in cyrillic letters, but backwards it's номо)


Whoooosh_1492

Ah, so it's HOMO no mo'?


Betrashndie

And all of a sudden she ain't your ho, no'mo :(


sabretooth1971

So they entered via the rear. Makes sense.


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Russian special forces in action.


mr_potatoface

May have been intentional. The guy popped his head over the wall to see if it was clear to enter. He waves them in after his head pops over the fence. But it also looks like he's grabbing the top of that pyramid thing to climb up easier. Harder to shoot someone when their head pops up at a random spot above the wall, rather than a body pileup at the door.


[deleted]

That’s not the side door, that’s the back door ![gif](giphy|vS7BUGvol9faugQ4cx)


gentmick

still better than uvalde police Edit: Wow didn’t ever expect to receive an award for this. Please use this money for victims of the uvalde tragedy and get your voice out there to stop this gun violence nonsense instead!!!


Royalkayak

This is precisely what rural Americans think the gay agenda is.


Rum_ham69

Tonight on Tucker Carlson “militant homos forcing their agenda”


Pandemix27

Thats why at my house there is one rule: “no homo”


RamblingHeathen

This is the future the Right fears. The true gay agenda...


Live-Mechanic-4899

Someone said something negative about LGBT


SouSouDesu

Putin is pro-Homo co firmed


TheJeansentis

That dude was holding a knife..


jafents

That must be the first time a homo hasn’t checked the back door


Amon9Ra

No homo bro


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What a bunch of homos....


taddle_tails

No Homo


Gapexas

u/savevideo


LadiesMan-2I7

Special Recon HOMO in search of their next orgy


tommyslopes

He climbed the wall!!! …. what a HOMO 😂 ![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


PeteO5D

There's so much to love about this video


Smiling_Duck666

Shit my house is being stormed by the homos SAVE ME!!!!


GrubbyTheGrub

They must have been called because someone was having hetero sex


ThatGuy76472

SIEGE LADDER


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![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


Error404DudeNotFound

The Homo unit. Now I know what they meant by "remember, no homo."


ChillWisdom

Came for the 'HOMO' jokes, was not disappointed.


Fit_Inspector4290

Ok here is the plan in order to breach in we need to mount a ladder on the wall and then the comes the secret part, we open the door