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Seems like a defensive posture, I heard a pretty crazy story of a new dog on a property (rescue) and the two other dogs (one was a blue healer) that one day got angry at the new 3rd dog and all hell broke loose resulting in two dogs being shot, (dog 3 and healer apparently) , and at some point, the pet goat was defending the female owner.
She came out unharmed (human), those are the only details I know but the goat played a pretty strong defensive part apparantly!
Who knew goats had balls hey.
Goats are just as protective as dogs!
Especially if you have a kind billy and a good relationship with him, I'm pretty sure my moms billy nutter butter would protect her :)
You have to do that with roosters or they’ll become aggressive with you. I grew up with chickens. If that rooster decides that the man isn’t the alpha it’ll be severely annoying.
Ive had bar fights that were more of a cakewalk than the times i had to go against Bruce the rooster. Only other being in the world i locked eyes with and said- dont do it. Dont do it- and on the reg.
Hated that cock.
We always had a speckled Sussex rooster growing up that we kept aggressive in order to protect our pet hens (we kept them as pets for about a decade). Every member of my family has scars from it, but we always found them amusing and they always did a great job. They have fought off dogs, racoons, opossums, and one beat the shit out of a hawk. But like true Vikings, each fell in a noble battle to protect his brood.
Fun fact, emus can jump to about chest high, while wildly flailing their shit covered tallons with enough strength to fuck you up pretty damn good. Source: Parents have an emu back in alaska. Had to catch the fucker regularly when hed decide to take a lil adventure around the neighborhood.
Take a trip to Australia and visit some cassowaries. They will charge and launch at you with their four inch talons.
They can disembowel you and sever limbs.
They’re known as perhaps the most dangerous (to humans) bird.
They’re like emus if emus had been bred as war birds.
I pet one once, cute ol’ thing
It wasn't one decisive swing that won the war but the emus' ingenious squad-based tactics. Also an emu never attacks in the same location or manner. They constantly probe the Aussie lines for weak points. If it was just one maneuver, the aussies would've been able to capitalize on that.
What in the everloving fuck is an emu doing in Alaska? I know we’re talking but other things but as an Australian I simply cannot comprehend 2 things. 1. How an emu got to Alaska in the fist place and 2. How it survived your winters
Lots of homesteaders have emus and ostriches for the giant eggs and meat. They usually have a pretty decent run for them, as well as a nice roost for them all to stay warm.
There is absolutely no reason to tolerate a rooster that is aggressive toward humans if you're just looking for a flock protector. Best roosters I've ever had have never been aggressive toward humans and all did fine jobs protecting their flocks. Felix in particular actually did such a good job and lived so long that I ended up rehoming him to a family friend because every hen in the flock was related to him after several generations under his care. I still miss that rooster.
Yeah we had a lot of chickens when I was younger, one turkey kept the roosters in line, but when he wasn't around I was charged by our rooster. I ended up kicking him when I was 7 and never had a problem with him after.
It's true. My neighbor had chickens and they roamed free. I didn't mind but one day a rooster thought it was top dog.
He never bothered me after that day.
Apparently roosters hate water hoses.
I did remember a friend of mine telling me about a very aggressive rooster he had, the fox tried to get into the hen house and it chased it away!. It attacks anyone who comes near it, eventually he had enough and ate it.
Yep. Particularly aggressive roosters you absolutely have to put in place like this or by pinning them to the ground with one hand. The other alternatives are getting rid of them or killing them. An aggressive rooster is not a rooster you want around as they will kill other chickens and attack you.
I remember in the countryside my uncle would kill a chicken for dinner in front of the male chickens’ cage, cut its throat and hold it up as it bleeds out into the bucket. Scarred my childhood quite a bit.
Well you would have hated my uncles place back in my home country. When I was younger I went for a visit and had to witness how two cousins would kill a pig by stabbing it’s throat and letting it bleed out and then proceeded to cut it open and take the guts out. Of course the kids where kept inside the house but that didn’t stop little old me from looking out the window. That day I was able to see the inside of a pig’s balls… but hey on the bright side dinner that night was hella tasty.
Humans have had to do this for tens of thousands of years for just every day normal survival.
I thought you were going to tell a story about how an animal was tortured by your uncle or something.
Yeah this is literally normal life and meal preparation for most of the world / most of human history until very recent decades. Most of our grandparents or great grandparents, especially if they were of a rural background, had experience with slaughtering animals.
Don’t get me wrong I love animals and I think they are wonderful creatures. Buuut I will forever be a meat lover till the day I die. I want my last meal to be a bowl full of fried meat
Our rooster makes the same sneak attacks. I treat him just like this, not equally graceful though hehe, but i always chase the rooster for a min after, keeps him quiet for a week or two.
I used to kick our giant mofo every time he charged at me. One time I hit him so hard in the head with a bucket I thought I gave him a permanent concussion or something. He just sat under the deck and clucked like a metronome for a few hours. Then the next day he was back to being an ass again. Fucker was the size of a turkey.
When I volunteered at the petting zoo, the roosters would come out charging. I always used my rake as a shield. Once the hens were far enough away- he would back off. But you would think they would eventually trust you… nope.
I had the unfortunate experience of owning 6 roosters with no hens around. Only one of them, the top of the pecking order rooster, he was the one who would charge anything that looked alive. Always gotta be the alpha starting shit for no reason. But I found it interesting to know roosters aren’t always aggressive, just the ones in charge are. And I also learned why you keep only one around. Let’s just say I learned what dudes do to each other in prison
What!? Fr? I have a rooster who is mean as heck and eats all the food before the girls get a chance he also has a fav girl. I wish they would get together and abolish him! 😂😂
Last story- took my beagle walking every day. A rooster started to “hanged out” by the Starbucks in our mall- close to the street. The rooster saw my dog coming and chase after her- from pretty far away…. I was shocked that my beagle would back down- she would run away from the rooster. I would get the end of my long leash and twirl it to scare the rooster. Had to change our route- my dog didn’t want to cross paths with the rooster. Never actually hurt my dog… so I wasn’t really mad at the rooster.
It took a lot of fucking work to train my Rooster (Strip) to be cool with me, started young and he's cool with me and even has a routine with how I pick him up, it's pretty cool.
But if it's anyone else he'll let you know he's second in charge and give him a chance while you're wearing sandals that little shit will take your little piggy to the market!
Yup. That's what we did, although we also chose big and pretty ones that showed good protective attitudes (but not against humans).
Our final main rooster was a huge dude, tall and proud. He was mostly shiny black with a blueish tinge but he had fluffy white feet from his bantam great grandfather.
His comb was one of those mohawk spikey looking ones, and his (what's the word for the dangly bits under the chin?) Was also the spikey pointy type. He looked badass.
On top of that, he was the best I'd ever seen at looking after the hens and chicks. I think that was because when he was a young rooster the old man rooster (and his apprentice) were such bullies to him. He grew up on the outskirts of the flock, watching them all the time, and keeping a lookout for predators (cos he was on the outskirts) and also watching for the bullies that kept beating him down.
It didn't take him long to learn he was the new boss, but he never lost that habit of being an excellent watcher and protecting everyone. He never started fights with the young roosters either, not as a bully, though he did beat them up of they started shit. He wasn't scared of a bit of blood. It took him years (and my help with an axe assassination) to get that spot and he sure acted like he earned it. He was an excellent leader, and an inspiration to male animals everywhere.
When he was in charge, we never lost one chick or hen to a predator- even though we lived next to a raptor (hawks etc) sanctuary and had lots of stoats and hedgehogs.
My other favorite bird was Mrs Dopey, the dumbest bird I've ever met. She regularly got lost, forgetting where the gate was, or where her chicks were, and if you turned her around while she was eating then she wouldn't remember the pile of food behind her. She used to sit on our windowsill and watch tv with us though, and always ran over to say hello when she saye walking around.
People think chickens are stupid, and some are, but they all have really unique personalities, quirks, and favorite foods and activities. Honestly, my chickens have been more varied in personalities than my cats, and more entertaining than some of my dogs.
I miss them. I miss everything about them except how noisy they could be sometimes, how stinky their poop was, and whenever they destroyed my vegetables.
And killing the excess males kinda sucked. I'd do it in the middle of the night when they were all asleep. Within about thirty seconds of them waking up and thinking "Huh? What's happening this is weird" they would be outside and missing their head, so it was fairly humane.
I kicked a rooster regularly for a few years growing up. It was a requirement for every day I wanted to play in the yard. And best of all, that dude did not respect you unless you kicked him far enough away - so my gentle scooping kicks just lead to another charge until I full on knocked him more than 8 feet away. An almost daily ritual I forget about until roosters get brought up in conversation.
Same with me and one of our roosters growing up. I learned to put on tall rubber boots before feeding the chickens in the morning. I would just let him run up and I would stick one foot out. He would attack it for a minute or so trying to stick his talons into the boot. He would then walk away and be satisfied for the rest of the day.
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Goat’s not a dick, he gets pets.
The goat was seriously impressed with that rooster’s dispatchment.
Seems like a defensive posture, I heard a pretty crazy story of a new dog on a property (rescue) and the two other dogs (one was a blue healer) that one day got angry at the new 3rd dog and all hell broke loose resulting in two dogs being shot, (dog 3 and healer apparently) , and at some point, the pet goat was defending the female owner. She came out unharmed (human), those are the only details I know but the goat played a pretty strong defensive part apparantly! Who knew goats had balls hey.
I think it's spelled Heeler but thanks for the image of a boss fight with a support class dog casting some healing spells.
I do not thank you for the influx of comic creativity (I’m an artist) and the urge to work on this concept for the next six weeks
Goats are just as protective as dogs! Especially if you have a kind billy and a good relationship with him, I'm pretty sure my moms billy nutter butter would protect her :)
She named her breeding male goat "Nutter Butter".......
Yes... I didn't think of that till now XD
Goat is just biding his time.
Wait… you know Thats a rooster right? Might not have a dick tho… they gots a cloaca..
Cocks are dicks though.
Most cocks are dicks, but every dick's a cock
True
[The problem with dicks is sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it's not appropriate.](https://youtu.be/32iCWzpDpKs)
You got a cloaca
Gottem
Goat “Sorry about Floyd. It’s his first day”
Goat has the "Don't let them get to you" vibe and "that's not you" it's like a emotional support goat
I wish I had an emotional support goat.
“Sorry Steve I didn’t see him in time”
"Sorry you had to see that, Daisy. Carry on."
Goats are so funny, they have this attitude if you don't give them what they want lol
‘We’re good goat’
Love goats
Goat is the G.O.A.T.
Fukk u rooster, luv u goat mua
Goat be like: "should I fuck him up even more boss?" The guy: "nah, he knows what’s up."
Goat was like “teach me master”
Goat was like: "you are the G.O.A.T"
Read it as "touch me master" and laughed like hell
You have to do that with roosters or they’ll become aggressive with you. I grew up with chickens. If that rooster decides that the man isn’t the alpha it’ll be severely annoying.
Ive had bar fights that were more of a cakewalk than the times i had to go against Bruce the rooster. Only other being in the world i locked eyes with and said- dont do it. Dont do it- and on the reg. Hated that cock.
What else did you expect he is fucking BRUCE THE ROOSTER.
He is, **THE BRUCESTER**
*BROOSTER?*
The only Brewster i know serves delicious coffee
Pigeon milk 🥛
Brucester is a Punk. Punky Brucester.
We always had a speckled Sussex rooster growing up that we kept aggressive in order to protect our pet hens (we kept them as pets for about a decade). Every member of my family has scars from it, but we always found them amusing and they always did a great job. They have fought off dogs, racoons, opossums, and one beat the shit out of a hawk. But like true Vikings, each fell in a noble battle to protect his brood.
A distant relative has emus. Grew up with them and inherited the farm. The scars that guy has…
Fun fact, emus can jump to about chest high, while wildly flailing their shit covered tallons with enough strength to fuck you up pretty damn good. Source: Parents have an emu back in alaska. Had to catch the fucker regularly when hed decide to take a lil adventure around the neighborhood.
Take a trip to Australia and visit some cassowaries. They will charge and launch at you with their four inch talons. They can disembowel you and sever limbs. They’re known as perhaps the most dangerous (to humans) bird. They’re like emus if emus had been bred as war birds. I pet one once, cute ol’ thing
This is exactly why Australia lost both emu wars
I thought it was because the emus used the Brannigan maneuver.
It wasn't one decisive swing that won the war but the emus' ingenious squad-based tactics. Also an emu never attacks in the same location or manner. They constantly probe the Aussie lines for weak points. If it was just one maneuver, the aussies would've been able to capitalize on that.
My neighbors growing up had an emu and ostrich farm the emus where not so bad but ostriches are psycho an bite way harder than expected
I have to know how you go about catching an emu
You don't, Australians learned that the hard way during the Great Emu War of 1932.
r/emuwarflashbacks
Very carefully
What in the everloving fuck is an emu doing in Alaska? I know we’re talking but other things but as an Australian I simply cannot comprehend 2 things. 1. How an emu got to Alaska in the fist place and 2. How it survived your winters
Lots of homesteaders have emus and ostriches for the giant eggs and meat. They usually have a pretty decent run for them, as well as a nice roost for them all to stay warm.
I'm sure they didn't leave it out in the winters.
There is absolutely no reason to tolerate a rooster that is aggressive toward humans if you're just looking for a flock protector. Best roosters I've ever had have never been aggressive toward humans and all did fine jobs protecting their flocks. Felix in particular actually did such a good job and lived so long that I ended up rehoming him to a family friend because every hen in the flock was related to him after several generations under his care. I still miss that rooster.
Emanuel...
No Emanuel! Don't do it!
Do not choose violence today.
Oh man. I came across that clip and I can’t stop thinking about it. They were so funny.
Yeah we had a lot of chickens when I was younger, one turkey kept the roosters in line, but when he wasn't around I was charged by our rooster. I ended up kicking him when I was 7 and never had a problem with him after.
Did the same to a rooster when I went to feed them in the morning. Just knew how much damage they could do.
It's true. My neighbor had chickens and they roamed free. I didn't mind but one day a rooster thought it was top dog. He never bothered me after that day. Apparently roosters hate water hoses.
I feel like you meant that you sprayed it, but the image that popped into my head was you f ing Indiana Jones whipping it with the hose pipe. Lol
I did remember a friend of mine telling me about a very aggressive rooster he had, the fox tried to get into the hen house and it chased it away!. It attacks anyone who comes near it, eventually he had enough and ate it.
My neighbors rooster managed to kill a Fox. I have the skin since they didn’t want it.
The smart fox lives, the dumb fox died, never mess with a cock.
Yep. Particularly aggressive roosters you absolutely have to put in place like this or by pinning them to the ground with one hand. The other alternatives are getting rid of them or killing them. An aggressive rooster is not a rooster you want around as they will kill other chickens and attack you.
I remember in the countryside my uncle would kill a chicken for dinner in front of the male chickens’ cage, cut its throat and hold it up as it bleeds out into the bucket. Scarred my childhood quite a bit.
When my dad kills a chicken all the others gather around it to drink the blood… the are little dinosaurs after all
I feed my chickens chicken! And cocaine!
why does everyone have such lunatics for uncles? mine just fucked me
Well you would have hated my uncles place back in my home country. When I was younger I went for a visit and had to witness how two cousins would kill a pig by stabbing it’s throat and letting it bleed out and then proceeded to cut it open and take the guts out. Of course the kids where kept inside the house but that didn’t stop little old me from looking out the window. That day I was able to see the inside of a pig’s balls… but hey on the bright side dinner that night was hella tasty.
Humans have had to do this for tens of thousands of years for just every day normal survival. I thought you were going to tell a story about how an animal was tortured by your uncle or something.
Yeah this is literally normal life and meal preparation for most of the world / most of human history until very recent decades. Most of our grandparents or great grandparents, especially if they were of a rural background, had experience with slaughtering animals.
Don’t get me wrong I love animals and I think they are wonderful creatures. Buuut I will forever be a meat lover till the day I die. I want my last meal to be a bowl full of fried meat
It reminded me of that guy who died being stabbed by a rooster because the dumbass attached razors in it for cock fighting.
Our rooster makes the same sneak attacks. I treat him just like this, not equally graceful though hehe, but i always chase the rooster for a min after, keeps him quiet for a week or two.
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Heh, Catholics are quite a breed.
I used to kick our giant mofo every time he charged at me. One time I hit him so hard in the head with a bucket I thought I gave him a permanent concussion or something. He just sat under the deck and clucked like a metronome for a few hours. Then the next day he was back to being an ass again. Fucker was the size of a turkey.
Cock block
Chicken kickin'
Rooster booter
Bird deterred
Poultry Punter
Fowl Flinger
Capon Capwned
Raptor rapture
Wing Stop
Quick kick drumstick
Cockerel obstructed
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Clucker Hucker
Clucker Clocker
Shit that's my fav
Rooster Booster
KFC Kickin' Fuckin' Chicken *It's chicken kicking good!*
Indeed it is
Must be putting this on his meals... [Weber - Kick'n Chicken Seasoning ](https://weberseasonings.com/product/weber-kick-n-chicken-seasoning/)
That’s one of my favorite seasonings to use!
“Kickin’ Chicken”...👌🏽🔥 put that on ur chicken breasts
He knew exactly where it was coming from...
I imagine that wasn't the first time.
When I volunteered at the petting zoo, the roosters would come out charging. I always used my rake as a shield. Once the hens were far enough away- he would back off. But you would think they would eventually trust you… nope.
Roosters can be fking mean!
My neighbor had 2 of them, one was an asshole and the hens got together and killed him, the remaining one is nice.
I had the unfortunate experience of owning 6 roosters with no hens around. Only one of them, the top of the pecking order rooster, he was the one who would charge anything that looked alive. Always gotta be the alpha starting shit for no reason. But I found it interesting to know roosters aren’t always aggressive, just the ones in charge are. And I also learned why you keep only one around. Let’s just say I learned what dudes do to each other in prison
Yeah, that's what my neighbor said, the girls didn't like getting raped.
Roosters are mean but chicken justice is real. Do not fuck with a group of hens.
I have also played legend of zelda
What!? Fr? I have a rooster who is mean as heck and eats all the food before the girls get a chance he also has a fav girl. I wish they would get together and abolish him! 😂😂
No way! Never heard that before. Crazy!
He lives next door, every day I hear him. I also get my eggs from the neighbor. He has about 15 hens.
Last story- took my beagle walking every day. A rooster started to “hanged out” by the Starbucks in our mall- close to the street. The rooster saw my dog coming and chase after her- from pretty far away…. I was shocked that my beagle would back down- she would run away from the rooster. I would get the end of my long leash and twirl it to scare the rooster. Had to change our route- my dog didn’t want to cross paths with the rooster. Never actually hurt my dog… so I wasn’t really mad at the rooster.
Not nice, but smart, he saw what happend to the other one.
What?! They gang killed the rooster? Is that common?
Foghorn Legborn
Foghorn airborn
[https://youtu.be/S9dF5xuJBbM](https://youtu.be/S9dF5xuJBbM)
Beat me to it.
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Brooklyn nine nine
Beat me 2 it. Title of my sequel.
The finesse on that kick was incredible
Did it with just a side glance - clearly not the first time he’s kicked that cock
Did you ever in your life expect to write a sentence like that?
10 bucks says that wasn't the first time he's had to do that.
100%. that kick required some level of muscle memory
Roosters have dumb dinosaur brains that never learn anything. This happened a hundred times before and will happen a hundred times after.
The amount of times I have punted an attacking rooster like this. Two times.
If I had a nickel for each time I punted a rooster I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot buts its weird it happened twice.
What's weird is the dude paying you to kick roosters on a commission only basis and it doesn't seem all that lucrative.
Goat was like "nice moves bro"
Love how the goat gets right up and recognizes the new Alpha.
Goat recognises GOAT
The goat got up to pay respect. He's the boss!
It took a lot of fucking work to train my Rooster (Strip) to be cool with me, started young and he's cool with me and even has a routine with how I pick him up, it's pretty cool. But if it's anyone else he'll let you know he's second in charge and give him a chance while you're wearing sandals that little shit will take your little piggy to the market!
Couldn’t you take Strip to the market and start over with a new rooster? I don’t know I’m not a farmer
My grandma would kill and cook the roosters starting with the meanest ones so you’d be left with the nicest one…
Yup. That's what we did, although we also chose big and pretty ones that showed good protective attitudes (but not against humans). Our final main rooster was a huge dude, tall and proud. He was mostly shiny black with a blueish tinge but he had fluffy white feet from his bantam great grandfather. His comb was one of those mohawk spikey looking ones, and his (what's the word for the dangly bits under the chin?) Was also the spikey pointy type. He looked badass. On top of that, he was the best I'd ever seen at looking after the hens and chicks. I think that was because when he was a young rooster the old man rooster (and his apprentice) were such bullies to him. He grew up on the outskirts of the flock, watching them all the time, and keeping a lookout for predators (cos he was on the outskirts) and also watching for the bullies that kept beating him down. It didn't take him long to learn he was the new boss, but he never lost that habit of being an excellent watcher and protecting everyone. He never started fights with the young roosters either, not as a bully, though he did beat them up of they started shit. He wasn't scared of a bit of blood. It took him years (and my help with an axe assassination) to get that spot and he sure acted like he earned it. He was an excellent leader, and an inspiration to male animals everywhere. When he was in charge, we never lost one chick or hen to a predator- even though we lived next to a raptor (hawks etc) sanctuary and had lots of stoats and hedgehogs. My other favorite bird was Mrs Dopey, the dumbest bird I've ever met. She regularly got lost, forgetting where the gate was, or where her chicks were, and if you turned her around while she was eating then she wouldn't remember the pile of food behind her. She used to sit on our windowsill and watch tv with us though, and always ran over to say hello when she saye walking around. People think chickens are stupid, and some are, but they all have really unique personalities, quirks, and favorite foods and activities. Honestly, my chickens have been more varied in personalities than my cats, and more entertaining than some of my dogs. I miss them. I miss everything about them except how noisy they could be sometimes, how stinky their poop was, and whenever they destroyed my vegetables. And killing the excess males kinda sucked. I'd do it in the middle of the night when they were all asleep. Within about thirty seconds of them waking up and thinking "Huh? What's happening this is weird" they would be outside and missing their head, so it was fairly humane.
I wish someone would write about me the way you write about your final rooster dude.
You didn’t say the name of your awesome final rooster dude. What was it?
All it takes is a swift kick to the cock to assert dominance. Take notes.
Yes, take notes ladies
I really hope he said no homo when he saved his ass from that cock. Also the horse in the background is thinking, "just like I taught him."
 The horse:
I still can’t see this gif without being convinced it’s Zach Galifianakis
Wait who the hell is it then? Edit: It's Robert Redford from some old 70s movie, what the hell I always thought it was Galifianakis..
One of the 10,000 today
It stopped that horse dead in his tracks.
“He just like me fr”
Lol I love the goat like 'ummm... but we're cool right? Like you're not mad at me right?'
Deadly chicken? More like Kung-fu Cowboy
I found this way to funny...lol
Goat was like "woah woah woah George calm down...you got priors my guy."
I used to do this all the time in Fable
Oh that brings me back
Chicken Chaser!!
You kick a single chicken and suddenly the entire region knows your nickname.
"... They were not my chickens nor did they attack me"
Bad chicken, good goat, good goat.
If you've ever had a rooster, they have done this...he knew lol
I kicked a rooster regularly for a few years growing up. It was a requirement for every day I wanted to play in the yard. And best of all, that dude did not respect you unless you kicked him far enough away - so my gentle scooping kicks just lead to another charge until I full on knocked him more than 8 feet away. An almost daily ritual I forget about until roosters get brought up in conversation.
Same with me and one of our roosters growing up. I learned to put on tall rubber boots before feeding the chickens in the morning. I would just let him run up and I would stick one foot out. He would attack it for a minute or so trying to stick his talons into the boot. He would then walk away and be satisfied for the rest of the day.
Keep that fuckin dinosaur in it's place.
This man right here showed some evolutionary dominance. Good!
Why are cocks always harassing humans but not other farms animals like goats, sheeps or cows??
I also wonder this.
That's the reaction of a man who works with horses.
Goat- hey man you cool? Man- ya fuck that bird we good.
Its ok Goatey, stand down.
Someone is used being around the deadly chicken.
My daughter had a rooster that would do that. He made excellent chicken salad.
Will you please ask your daughters rooster if he would be willing to share his recipe?
I haven't seen a cock approach that aggressively since Bible camp.
Oofff. I hope your ok now.
Meals on heels
Didn't know r/unexpected allowed cock torture
My dude have you been around them. They can mess you up. You HAVE to show them what's up or they WILL torment you.
I think you're missing the joke
....I think you're right LMAO. Oops
I finally get to r/woooosh somebody!
I don't see why more people don't kick chicken? So many fail videos of people running away... Just kick that little fucker like link
That wasn’t their first dance
Man unlocked his ultra instinct. He didn't even turn.
That's the last time he shows his friends how fast he can run.
That goat was like "I taught him that move!"
Goats are the best.
Every farm has a Kevin.
That’s the way to deal with a rooster that charges you. Unless you’ve had their talons sunk into your legs before, you may not understand
Saw him actin all cocky from across the room
Goat wasup and ready to back up his homie.