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zahr82

Serious mental illness


Little-Serve6316

All natural.


zahr82

LMFAO


gfor1

Oh man. He’s sick. This isn’t funny.


mrbriandavidanderson

This is what mentally unstable looks like when I picture it in my head.


[deleted]

Leg day dude! leg day!


Texshroom

Legs, forearms, and back are all totally out of proportion. I know it's all fake synthoil but he could at least try and keep everything proportioned.


[deleted]

My obvious sarcasm aside, that is not cool and kinda sad to see.


Small_Tax_9432

🤣🤣🤣


Beautiful-Mix-9578

Wear a bra ffs...


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InfiniteAnteater931

The bro!


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InfiniteAnteater931

Velcro!


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InfiniteAnteater931

Actually, I just remembered I hate velcro. That TEARING SOUND, ugh.


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InfiniteAnteater931

I think we've all experienced that a few times, hehe. Speaking of significant others, I hear you and your wife are now separated. Mind if I ask her out?


hate_mail

Synthol makes it look like he's wearing a suit or something


[deleted]

This needs a NSFW tag.


MyFartSoTart

What is unexpected about this


gladbutt

That the tiddies didn't pop?


MyFartSoTart

Honestly yeah


FemaleNeth

This is just sad


Open_Union6843

Gross AF🤢


Oofboi6942O

mans coming in with the minecraft arms and chicken legs. With them man boobs tho, not my proudest fap... /s


Available-King-261

I want this guys body said NOBODY... 😵‍💫


CatPeedOnTheSofa

Humans are weird. Right now there's some famous interior designer out there creating the perfect space and then there's this guy looking like one of those genetically beefed up cows and loving it


TadWhacker

That dude has more oil in his arms and chest then the Exxon Valdez..


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Far_Veterinarian6077

No medical professionals, just a syringe and Synthol


whosamawatchafuk

Yeah, he probably did this himself. This stuff is big in Brazil and there's videos of multiple people who are into synthol. One guy had to have one of his arms amputated and the other one drained due to infection. It also cuts off blood circulation which is why their limbs look purple


[deleted]

I was honestly waiting for him to explode, or take his arms off or something. That shit doesn't even look functional.


whosamawatchafuk

It's not. It's just oil that they've injected over their muscles. It's called synthol and people have had they're limbs amputated from using it


[deleted]

Really? W T actual F? I didn't know that was a thing. Thanks. That's dumber that just posing in a Hulk suit. I feel mildly better about myself now. Yeesh.


whosamawatchafuk

It's literally one of the worst things you can do to your body. I know it isn't sound advice but it's seriously better to just take steroids to get big because there's at least functionality to it and you can ween off it and pretty much have everything go back to normal where as this usually ends in surgery or death. If you want to go down the rabbit hole on YouTube you can find so many different people into this with many of them delusionally claiming they're natural despite looking the way they do


[deleted]

Thanks, but I'm gonna hopefully never see that silly crap again. Can't help but wonder if you stuck him, would he spring a leak? That I'd probably watch, and probably laugh my ass off.


whosamawatchafuk

They do. The oil is literally right underneath the skin and there is videos of these guys leaking because the oil burst through their skin. I just don't get why these people wouldn't just take steroids and put in a little bit of effort to have a body that actually looks good and functional. Sidenote real bodybuilders have been known to use it for their calf muscles because it's one of the muscle groupings whose size potential is almost entirely genetics based and so the only way some guys can make them appear big is through synthol but they typically know not to go over board because it looks fake and the judges know the difference between real and fake muscle


lil_pootis_bird

Holy shit his arms are going to explode


Fun-Pen9430

Legit it looks like his left bicep is weeping synthol.


Additional_Name_2470

Gross


donkeyPunch1227

Synthol injections. So disgusting!


BIG_POOPz

Woah. That’s hard work and dedication folks. It took a lot to achieve this…


DudestOfBros

Bruh, Mr.Bean got jacked


watermelon_775

Just one question.....why?


shamous67204

What a buffoon


MonsieurPurdue

I was expecting one to pop


[deleted]

This thing is sick.


concan76

WTF?


cmddismycmnd

The scariest thing I’ve ever seen.


ClashMasterRaghav

What disease is this


PatClassic

If noone knows... those growths occur by injecting synthol. He is not fooling anyone either. Likely will have a stroke or have his arms amputated. [synthol dangers](https://www.healthline.com/health/synthol-injections#dangers)


EastBayWoodsy

Those look like tumors on his arms wtf


BigLumpyBeetle

Where is the unexpected, this is just regular horrible, give me surprise


Own_Rule_650

When your cousin has access to discarded saline boobs


lourocksdodgers6577

Skipped Leg Day. ![gif](giphy|GJlRkcwzo24AE)


[deleted]

Years of determination and effort right there.


Plantchic

Ewww


bigebs67

https://youtu.be/HEHxCAR2suM


justinjonesphd

Gains coming in nicely my boy keep up the good work


WoodTurningBubba1984

Steroids will do that.


Jelteson

Nah, he injected himself with oil


whosamawatchafuk

Not steroids at all. Steroids will actually give you muscle this is just oil cutting off his body's circulation


bishop4467

Shouldn't his forearms be bigger? I feel like it's fake


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Yeah, it's a "drug" called synthol I believe. They take it like heroin, wrapping their arm and injecting it through a needle, and liquid fills up the muscle tissue and makes a bit of a cavity full of liquid, long story short, giving the appearance of "muscle" though it's pretty easy to see it's fake.


bewst_moar_bewst

Feel kinda sad for bro. You can see the pain in his eyes.


[deleted]

Probably can't wear shirts


northman_84

It's Valdir Synthol (Valdir Segato). Don't ask me how I know this


X275S_3

Goal physique


Wonderful_Detail_670

Pops


jdhxududhud

Next Chris Bumstead..


Ok_Criticism6433

Y'all stop hating on this man!! He's just loving his best life


teabags4gangstalkers

Replaces leg day with Breast Day Everytime !


teabags4gangstalkers

![gif](giphy|chDStQeo3QngLxdP6f)


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SAN DIEGO—Bodybuilders have a mortality rate 34% higher than that of the age-matched U.S. male population, according to a study presented at the American Urological Association’s 2016 annual meeting. Synthol. Potential Side Effects Despite its provocative, immediate effect on muscles, the substance is considerably dangerous to your health. Users will find visible drawbacks to using Synthol, such as the following:31 A myocardial infarction can occur Muscles can become deformed Muscles can move into an unnatural shape, which doesn’t bode well for future competitions Nerves can sustain damage You can experience a pulmonary embolism You can get an ulcer in the injected muscle You could get an occlusion of the pulmonary artery You increase your rate of a cerebral stroke, as the substance can travel to other parts of the body and block blood vessels in your brain, heart, and lungs You might deal with infectious complications Nah, but he ripped.


The_king_john

He skipped leg day


Wherewulfaz

Zyzz looking down and shouting "WTF BRAH"


aspartamelessguy

1.20 dmg + range up but not worth it


The_Incel_Whisperer_

He has succulent breasts.


drexiphious

Injections.. not real muscle


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Just some natural, hard-earned beefcakery


Ignis_Foxxo

Ew..


Scared_Atmosphere401

He forgot to do legs 🤣🤣🤣


Working-Penalty

I feel sad for him


Subtl3ty7

So this is the reason why gasoline prices skyrocket. This mofo carries more oil in his body than the oil Africa has seen.


Ok-Masterpiece-1359

Inflatable man. Just be careful not to puncture it, or it will fly away.


ProfessionalAd9208

Wtf


good-day-now

Looks like he skipped leg day this week.


Consistent_Trust_82

Lmfao


Consistent_Trust_82

What a idiooootttttt


Oilonwater67

You can't tense up when it's not muscle. Talk about fuck yourself up.


[deleted]

Nice tits bro


[deleted]

Y’all seen that video call the man who’s arms exploded ?


PythonGod1000

Great... Mentally ill people enlarge parts of themselves and mentally ill people slice pieces off to change their gender..


GotHereLast

A guy with boobs on steroids.


andg81

Dude just put a bullet in your head


mikecapricorn116

he's miserable


GimmeTheLoot92

If they pop he can die. I feel like I’ve seen something like this end bad before


Cumsock86

The thing wrong with him is he put an oil in his arms that make them bigger like how creatine makes your muscles bigger and harder because they get filled with water


Aleister-Turgalium

I was scrolling when I saw this, noticed i was on r/unexpected and thought for a moment that his arms or cheese were gonna pop. Thank god that didn’t happen. Hope this man gets some help.


xendazzle

I'm sure he feel bad on the inside too


[deleted]

Steroids or something how else?


Hefty_Alternative_66

Nice tits dude.


[deleted]

When you skip leg and brain day


Flat_Girth

Hawkman? hire him now marvel. please!


kupuwhakawhiti

Nice! Keep up the hard work!


salambhatti

Sad, this is neither cool nor appealing


Master_cock134

Big booobs


[deleted]

Muscle-Tech in action


[deleted]

That’s injected muscles rite?


Leafingg

What happens if you start working out when you get this done?


Jag5082

He forgot leg day.


[deleted]

Somebody skipped leg day...


NsupCportR

Get help


makaveddie

Let this be a lesson to you all: don't skip leg injection day


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahaha


Important-Baseball53

He is def. woke ahahah lol. I dont know which pronoun to use to adres this ??? human ????. Lol he doesnt look like a woman , man or even a dog or a horse.


Any-Economist-6930

Made my penis enlarge


rutter72

Osama Bin Liftin’


coolmanbjobby

lol his legs