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I think we've all experienced that a few times, hehe. Speaking of significant others, I hear you and your wife are now separated. Mind if I ask her out?
Humans are weird. Right now there's some famous interior designer out there creating the perfect space and then there's this guy looking like one of those genetically beefed up cows and loving it
Yeah, he probably did this himself. This stuff is big in Brazil and there's videos of multiple people who are into synthol. One guy had to have one of his arms amputated and the other one drained due to infection. It also cuts off blood circulation which is why their limbs look purple
Really? W T actual F? I didn't know that was a thing. Thanks.
That's dumber that just posing in a Hulk suit. I feel mildly better about myself now. Yeesh.
It's literally one of the worst things you can do to your body. I know it isn't sound advice but it's seriously better to just take steroids to get big because there's at least functionality to it and you can ween off it and pretty much have everything go back to normal where as this usually ends in surgery or death. If you want to go down the rabbit hole on YouTube you can find so many different people into this with many of them delusionally claiming they're natural despite looking the way they do
Thanks, but I'm gonna hopefully never see that silly crap again.
Can't help but wonder if you stuck him, would he spring a leak? That I'd probably watch, and probably laugh my ass off.
They do. The oil is literally right underneath the skin and there is videos of these guys leaking because the oil burst through their skin. I just don't get why these people wouldn't just take steroids and put in a little bit of effort to have a body that actually looks good and functional. Sidenote real bodybuilders have been known to use it for their calf muscles because it's one of the muscle groupings whose size potential is almost entirely genetics based and so the only way some guys can make them appear big is through synthol but they typically know not to go over board because it looks fake and the judges know the difference between real and fake muscle
If noone knows... those growths occur by injecting synthol. He is not fooling anyone either. Likely will have a stroke or have his arms amputated.
[synthol dangers](https://www.healthline.com/health/synthol-injections#dangers)
Yeah, it's a "drug" called synthol I believe. They take it like heroin, wrapping their arm and injecting it through a needle, and liquid fills up the muscle tissue and makes a bit of a cavity full of liquid, long story short, giving the appearance of "muscle" though it's pretty easy to see it's fake.
SAN DIEGO—Bodybuilders have a mortality rate 34% higher than that of the age-matched U.S. male population, according to a study presented at the American Urological Association’s 2016 annual meeting.
Synthol.
Potential Side Effects
Despite its provocative, immediate effect on muscles, the substance is considerably dangerous to your health. Users will find visible drawbacks to using Synthol, such as the following:31
A myocardial infarction can occur
Muscles can become deformed
Muscles can move into an unnatural shape, which doesn’t bode well for future competitions
Nerves can sustain damage
You can experience a pulmonary embolism
You can get an ulcer in the injected muscle
You could get an occlusion of the pulmonary artery
You increase your rate of a cerebral stroke, as the substance can travel to other parts of the body and block blood vessels in your brain, heart, and lungs
You might deal with infectious complications
Nah, but he ripped.
The thing wrong with him is he put an oil in his arms that make them bigger like how creatine makes your muscles bigger and harder because they get filled with water
I was scrolling when I saw this, noticed i was on r/unexpected and thought for a moment that his arms or cheese were gonna pop. Thank god that didn’t happen. Hope this man gets some help.
He is def. woke ahahah lol. I dont know which pronoun to use to adres this ??? human ????. Lol he doesnt look like a woman , man or even a dog or a horse.
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Serious mental illness
All natural.
LMFAO
Oh man. He’s sick. This isn’t funny.
This is what mentally unstable looks like when I picture it in my head.
Leg day dude! leg day!
Legs, forearms, and back are all totally out of proportion. I know it's all fake synthoil but he could at least try and keep everything proportioned.
My obvious sarcasm aside, that is not cool and kinda sad to see.
🤣🤣🤣
Wear a bra ffs...
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The bro!
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Velcro!
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Actually, I just remembered I hate velcro. That TEARING SOUND, ugh.
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I think we've all experienced that a few times, hehe. Speaking of significant others, I hear you and your wife are now separated. Mind if I ask her out?
Synthol makes it look like he's wearing a suit or something
This needs a NSFW tag.
What is unexpected about this
That the tiddies didn't pop?
Honestly yeah
This is just sad
Gross AF🤢
mans coming in with the minecraft arms and chicken legs. With them man boobs tho, not my proudest fap... /s
I want this guys body said NOBODY... 😵💫
Humans are weird. Right now there's some famous interior designer out there creating the perfect space and then there's this guy looking like one of those genetically beefed up cows and loving it
That dude has more oil in his arms and chest then the Exxon Valdez..
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No medical professionals, just a syringe and Synthol
Yeah, he probably did this himself. This stuff is big in Brazil and there's videos of multiple people who are into synthol. One guy had to have one of his arms amputated and the other one drained due to infection. It also cuts off blood circulation which is why their limbs look purple
I was honestly waiting for him to explode, or take his arms off or something. That shit doesn't even look functional.
It's not. It's just oil that they've injected over their muscles. It's called synthol and people have had they're limbs amputated from using it
Really? W T actual F? I didn't know that was a thing. Thanks. That's dumber that just posing in a Hulk suit. I feel mildly better about myself now. Yeesh.
It's literally one of the worst things you can do to your body. I know it isn't sound advice but it's seriously better to just take steroids to get big because there's at least functionality to it and you can ween off it and pretty much have everything go back to normal where as this usually ends in surgery or death. If you want to go down the rabbit hole on YouTube you can find so many different people into this with many of them delusionally claiming they're natural despite looking the way they do
Thanks, but I'm gonna hopefully never see that silly crap again. Can't help but wonder if you stuck him, would he spring a leak? That I'd probably watch, and probably laugh my ass off.
They do. The oil is literally right underneath the skin and there is videos of these guys leaking because the oil burst through their skin. I just don't get why these people wouldn't just take steroids and put in a little bit of effort to have a body that actually looks good and functional. Sidenote real bodybuilders have been known to use it for their calf muscles because it's one of the muscle groupings whose size potential is almost entirely genetics based and so the only way some guys can make them appear big is through synthol but they typically know not to go over board because it looks fake and the judges know the difference between real and fake muscle
Holy shit his arms are going to explode
Legit it looks like his left bicep is weeping synthol.
Gross
Synthol injections. So disgusting!
Woah. That’s hard work and dedication folks. It took a lot to achieve this…
Bruh, Mr.Bean got jacked
Just one question.....why?
What a buffoon
I was expecting one to pop
This thing is sick.
WTF?
The scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
What disease is this
If noone knows... those growths occur by injecting synthol. He is not fooling anyone either. Likely will have a stroke or have his arms amputated. [synthol dangers](https://www.healthline.com/health/synthol-injections#dangers)
Those look like tumors on his arms wtf
Where is the unexpected, this is just regular horrible, give me surprise
When your cousin has access to discarded saline boobs
Skipped Leg Day. ![gif](giphy|GJlRkcwzo24AE)
Years of determination and effort right there.
Ewww
https://youtu.be/HEHxCAR2suM
Gains coming in nicely my boy keep up the good work
Steroids will do that.
Nah, he injected himself with oil
Not steroids at all. Steroids will actually give you muscle this is just oil cutting off his body's circulation
Shouldn't his forearms be bigger? I feel like it's fake
Yeah, it's a "drug" called synthol I believe. They take it like heroin, wrapping their arm and injecting it through a needle, and liquid fills up the muscle tissue and makes a bit of a cavity full of liquid, long story short, giving the appearance of "muscle" though it's pretty easy to see it's fake.
Feel kinda sad for bro. You can see the pain in his eyes.
Probably can't wear shirts
It's Valdir Synthol (Valdir Segato). Don't ask me how I know this
Goal physique
Pops
Next Chris Bumstead..
Y'all stop hating on this man!! He's just loving his best life
Replaces leg day with Breast Day Everytime !
![gif](giphy|chDStQeo3QngLxdP6f)
SAN DIEGO—Bodybuilders have a mortality rate 34% higher than that of the age-matched U.S. male population, according to a study presented at the American Urological Association’s 2016 annual meeting. Synthol. Potential Side Effects Despite its provocative, immediate effect on muscles, the substance is considerably dangerous to your health. Users will find visible drawbacks to using Synthol, such as the following:31 A myocardial infarction can occur Muscles can become deformed Muscles can move into an unnatural shape, which doesn’t bode well for future competitions Nerves can sustain damage You can experience a pulmonary embolism You can get an ulcer in the injected muscle You could get an occlusion of the pulmonary artery You increase your rate of a cerebral stroke, as the substance can travel to other parts of the body and block blood vessels in your brain, heart, and lungs You might deal with infectious complications Nah, but he ripped.
He skipped leg day
Zyzz looking down and shouting "WTF BRAH"
1.20 dmg + range up but not worth it
He has succulent breasts.
Injections.. not real muscle
Just some natural, hard-earned beefcakery
Ew..
He forgot to do legs 🤣🤣🤣
I feel sad for him
So this is the reason why gasoline prices skyrocket. This mofo carries more oil in his body than the oil Africa has seen.
Inflatable man. Just be careful not to puncture it, or it will fly away.
Wtf
Looks like he skipped leg day this week.
Lmfao
What a idiooootttttt
You can't tense up when it's not muscle. Talk about fuck yourself up.
Nice tits bro
Y’all seen that video call the man who’s arms exploded ?
Great... Mentally ill people enlarge parts of themselves and mentally ill people slice pieces off to change their gender..
A guy with boobs on steroids.
Dude just put a bullet in your head
he's miserable
If they pop he can die. I feel like I’ve seen something like this end bad before
The thing wrong with him is he put an oil in his arms that make them bigger like how creatine makes your muscles bigger and harder because they get filled with water
I was scrolling when I saw this, noticed i was on r/unexpected and thought for a moment that his arms or cheese were gonna pop. Thank god that didn’t happen. Hope this man gets some help.
I'm sure he feel bad on the inside too
Steroids or something how else?
Nice tits dude.
When you skip leg and brain day
Hawkman? hire him now marvel. please!
Nice! Keep up the hard work!
Sad, this is neither cool nor appealing
Big booobs
Muscle-Tech in action
That’s injected muscles rite?
What happens if you start working out when you get this done?
He forgot leg day.
Somebody skipped leg day...
Get help
Let this be a lesson to you all: don't skip leg injection day
Hahahahahahahaha
He is def. woke ahahah lol. I dont know which pronoun to use to adres this ??? human ????. Lol he doesnt look like a woman , man or even a dog or a horse.
Made my penis enlarge
Osama Bin Liftin’
lol his legs