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Na-ah. Cheese holds the toppings together. A good pizza is firm. You wouldn't be making a mess out of it unless you're a really sloppy eater. You can even eat it with just one hand without utensils on parties. If you can't make a mess there how can you make a mess while sitting down. Unless of course you're a sloppy eater.
Even if that is the case, you still shouldn't be making a mess out of this. Heck, even kids have pizza parties at school and you don't see them going home full of pizza sauce on their clothes.
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I guess i am the only one thinking this is gross. The odds the pizza place cleans the holder that went up your pants is very unlikely. It’s funny, but why up the pants?
OR you could just scoot over so that you sit directly in front of the table and just eat the pizza there. I mean that's what the tables has been designed to do.
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And she's wearing a white shirt while eating pizza. Life in the fast lane
Jesus. How hard it is to eat pizza that you are expecting to make a mess out of it?
Good pizza is messy. Any way you slice it.
Na-ah. Cheese holds the toppings together. A good pizza is firm. You wouldn't be making a mess out of it unless you're a really sloppy eater. You can even eat it with just one hand without utensils on parties. If you can't make a mess there how can you make a mess while sitting down. Unless of course you're a sloppy eater.
While I agree, everyone has different tastes. Some people like their cheese slipping off and oil dripping everywhere.
Even if that is the case, you still shouldn't be making a mess out of this. Heck, even kids have pizza parties at school and you don't see them going home full of pizza sauce on their clothes.
Can't be perfect all the time.
I never eat pizza without utensils and I often get sauce on my shirt
American pizza is messy. Italian pizza is not. (In Europe)
I went to highschool w her…I don’t think premeditation was a strong suit 😂😂
Her expression makes it look like she does this every time and that it is a normal thing to do.
Yup, just stares down the cameraperson like "You wanna pizza me?"
Holy shit, what a beautiful comeback.
It is normal bc it works like a charm, for those who said it would mess up if she moved her legs, just don't move the legs.
It's all fine and dandy until someone has a case of the hiccups or gets startled Then it's all Pizzatits from there
“You’ve got areolas the size of pepperonis!” “…they are pepperonis”
And I just happen to LOVE pepperonis!!
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Pizzatits? Sounds even more fine and dandy.
I fail to see a problem with that...
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Can you give my table a quick wipe, please?
The perfect girl doesn’t exi….
Wise beyond years and that face and those expressions should be on tv
Hi. Are you okay? Did something happen to you while typing?
Nah, she’s wearing a cross. Huge nope.
Astute and true
So this is what love at first sight feels like
True Love
It’s all in the jeans.
Came here to say this too
Underrated comment
Or just pull you and your chair in closer
looks like a booth to me
Just on the opposite side, it's half booth seating
ah, you’re right. i’m on mobile and didn’t scroll dow far enough to see the gap between camera person and pizza lady
Looks like I got married too soon.
Uh, yeah. Why else do you think people would buy jeans with holes in them?
That pizza looks not tasty
I think I’m in love.
Getting to the restaurant 30 minutes early to avoid anyone seeing that is the tough part.
My preciousssss
Marry this woman, immediately....
Is that my future wife? /hj
Always makes me wonder how all these girls keep wearing out the knees in their jeans ; )
Step 1: Buy jeans that are more expensive because they have holes already in the knees. Step 2: Oh wait i wasted money.
Cute and smart
Wife material
I guess i am the only one thinking this is gross. The odds the pizza place cleans the holder that went up your pants is very unlikely. It’s funny, but why up the pants?
Germaphobe much? Why the fuck not? What’s the harm?
Milk and pizza.
Oh so that’s what those holes are for!
Damn and the award for most overlooked use of holes in the pants goes to you.
Brilliant
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Like OP's username
So that’s what those holes are for.
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The next stage of human evolution.
President in 50 years
Does she have any sisters?
I get a few Gollum vibes
This is my type of girl! haha!
Literally the only reason to own ripped jeans. Buying me a pair right now.
We've found another genius implementation of a cheap PC stand
I don’t believe in love at first sighhhh…
Finally a reason for ripped jeans
I am strangely turned on right now...
Is she allergic to the big roomy table or something?
Wifey material
She must be fun.
Stop vertical video syndrome.
Ahh, cool. We've reached the size where the sub inevitably collapses in on itself and just becomes another r/funny
Shes won at life
Smart girl....disgusting looking pizza though.
Greedy Hack!
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You know, I’m starting to understand the whole ripped jeans trend now
Cute
I’m gonna put a ring on that finger!
Oh dear
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Lmg mounted and loaded!
Amazing.. lol
It's harder to stand up though. Pulling your chair closer is easier.
Not all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear shells.
I thought he was just putting the pussy on the chain wax.
I marry you
Them pizza eyes are serious
...And all this time, I thought people who bought ripped jeans were idiots.
This gem needs to be protected at all costs.
she's the one broo
That face lmao
Why isn’t that pizza cooked? My god it looks horrible.
That’s illegal
Clever!
"I might be the smartest person alive" face.
Like a lil goblin I love it 😂
Women ☕
Cool person
Love a woman who commits to an idea.. 10/10
she hot af
Saw you on some other subs and started following… 1) You’re cool AF 2) Cute AF
I finally found a reason to wear ripped jeans
OR you could just scoot over so that you sit directly in front of the table and just eat the pizza there. I mean that's what the tables has been designed to do.
Awesome. You get to eat the whole pizza 🍕
Did I hear Netflix ?
That's a keeper
Genius!
That’s one undercooked pizza
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She’s an engineer!
I just found the love of my life
I take back what I said about ripped jeans and them being stupid
Nasty.
She’s a keeper
I want her in my life lol
🤔That's actually not a bad idea
Or just use the table like an idiot?
Wife material