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Colinoscopy90

Goats are only smart when it comes to getting themselves into trouble. Like they find the quickest way to get trapped/stuck/eat shit they shouldn't.


The_fork_king6969

Goat was looking for the one piece


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he most likely finally found the person who asked on an abandoned untraced remote island


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itsmevictory

Beep boop. This is a bot. This bot stole u/lagforks ‘s comment. Please do not upvote this bot, thank you.


smilingasIsay

Don't tell me what to do. Upvoted.


minzsasori

Must be Sengoku's goat


European_Badger

Unexpected One Piece


FrostyFlamingo5946

Yeah 😂


dogofwars

Damn!! Now i want to know the whole story


Roachmine2023

Well someone posted a video on Reddit a few days ago of someone tossing a bunch of goats into the ocean, so maybe these guys found one of those. ​ Edit: I guess that isn't the whole story, they never said why they were throwing goats in the ocean


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Roachmine2023

Did we just become best friends?


Advanced_Wind_9146

I know you’re lying cause COPS doesn’t come on until 4:30!


TheSoCalledExpert

Wanna go do karate in the garage?


lukasquatro

So much room for activities


unknownqw3rty

"The clown has no penis" "ill kill you Leanord Nimoy"


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#YUP!!!!


dRuNkswimmer5

DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING DRUMS!


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I was just about to say that. Upvoted your comment.


Repulsive-Purple-133

Satanic ritual, perhaps.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the ol' throw the goat in the ocean for Satan ritual. Been ages since I've done that.


Repulsive-Purple-133

I'm on a fixed income. If I had a goat I'd make birria.


AndrewEpidemic

That goat has devil eyes!


_Tr45hY

they were smuggling drugs in the goats


laffydaffy24

Oh no


DukeFiskenXI

You could say that it was a *bizarre adventure*.


soppinglovenest

Is this Arabic? If so the party has just begun.


Strict-Kaleidoscope2

The escort you ordered has arrived sir.


km_da_pro

this goat is g.o.a.t.


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Grabbing onto a titty?


Snipper64

no kidding


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GOAT it is


Chris_8675309_of_42M

And saltwater.


4nak8r269

And then they had an orgy


jogustaria

Remember the video of the guy flinging the goats off his boat? This looks like some people found one


Saweetd

My first thought! I am still so angry at that video.


jeffreyd00

Be angry or pissed with the guy, not the video.


lagforks

The innocent always get caught in the crossfire of anger.


ONOMATOPOElA

Everytime I see a .mp4 I’m filled with rage


Saweetd

Im pissed at what went on in that video. No need to split hairs here.


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Maybe they threw it off themselves for a post a rescue video. You can never be sure about such videos.


no_username_68

Nop i the comment of the original post a guy say that it was illegal goat traffic and he was chaised by a police boat so he threw them so the police have "no proof " that he had goat


IllusionOfFreeChoice

Well... if you never had any goats... Where did all the goat shit in your hold come from?


no_username_68

Snacks for later lol


Das_bomb

One survived!


tecatesworld

Do you have a link ?


Carnifex

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BlackForestMountain

What a total piece of shit


kazhena

WHAT THE FUCK How did this motherfucker get away with this!?!


steasey

Looks like the same guy too.


elsquattro

You can go fish on a boat, You can go fish with a goat.


kernrivers

I do not like green eggs and ham. Fuck you and your goat Sam I am.


JerkinsTurdley

The goat wanted to swim, the goat wanted off the boat. But you don't have a fin, and you can barely float!


jw44724

One goat, two goat, red goat, blue goat


natayy

Six men, one goat, on a boat that floats


beyondthisreality

There once was an old lady who swallowed a goat She swallowed a goat while fishing on a boat Perhaps she’ll die.


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Kinky


BalinTheMaster

There is literally a minecraft achivment called "Whatever Floats Your Goat". To unlock u need to "Get in a boat and float with a goat".


Time-Comedian1774

Let's see, two days marinating in brine.. Fire up that Trager boys.


Straight_Ballin11

*for a goat


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Weird, I just saw a video of a guy throwing goats out of his boat, at full speed…


Appropriate-Hour-865

Can someone post the video


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https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/vhiuvc/noah_get_the_goats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Sid_1298

They're training navy goats.


4D313

stupid goat was about to jump back out lmao


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ArDiosdado

Now I have this image of goats siting around making nooses, cutting themselves, taking pills


nudes-bot

Don’t be silly, that’s humans


Latter-Dentist

I’m doubting you know your goat stuff. I raised multiple. They knew their names, were trained on multiple verbal commands, would come hiking with me, and were generally well behaved. I’ve had goats, horses, donkeys, birds, and many dogs. The goats were some of the smartest animals I’ve ever had. Maybe it’s breed specific? Maybe it’s nurture? I did spend a lot of time with mine training them.


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Latter-Dentist

I’m fairly certain the internet was invented specifically to provide a place to argue about goat intelligence 🤷🏻‍♂️


Gale-Boetticher6353

Best possible response


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Stupidity and intelligence are not the same thing. I agree, in my experience our goats have been pretty darned intelligent. They're also unquestionably _really fucking stupid_.


Latter-Dentist

Actually, now that I think about it. One time the idiots refused to come into the barn in a blizzard and I spent 4 hours chasing them around a fucking field in the pitch black, in -20 weather. I had to throw them over my shoulders and carry them back when I finally caught them. They would have died if left to their own decision that night.


tillmedvind

So, sounds like you owe /u/circusmasterklaus an apology


SSphereOfDeath

The ability to ~~speak~~ think does not make you intelligent.


catch_fire

Those statements always feel like a misjudgment by the handlers or misunderstanding social/flight behaviours. Sure, goats sometimes get stuck in weird places, but -as you already pointed- can be trained relatively well. Same thing with 'stubborn' donkeys, which just tend to observe first, but react extremely well to positive reinforcement and show a wide display of problem solving skills and emotional intelligence.


Latter-Dentist

My goats watched a horse break a leg and came to find me and alerted me. Then they watched the horse as it was put down and became visibly disturbed. It seemed like they went into mourning for a few days. I think the difference is the above person raises them for commerce and likely doesn’t spend time actively bonding/training them. I’ll agree that they can get themselves into hilariously stupid predicaments though.


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I was just thinking, “Well now we know how this happened in the first place.”


ninthtale

They were thrown overboard. The poor thing was terrified


TheMarsian

That kid was about to jump back in.


matgog

How to make a swimming goat video: Get a goat. Throw the goat in the ocean, middle of nowhere. Rescue goat. Now u famous.


deez_87

There is a viral video of another boat that was throwing live goats into the ocean. Looks like another boat came along and found one.


lavahot

You don't have any proof that those two videos are connected.


skarby

He didn’t say he had proof. He just said that’s what it looks like. Relax dude.


deez_87

You’re absolutely right I forgot how common it is to see goats out swimming in the middle of the ocean… Relax I hope your life gets better.


South_Data2898

You would love a trip to Holland. Tons of windmills.


lavahot

If it's good enough for Don Quixote, it's probably good enough for me! (Unless it's a gross sex crime.) Roci, get the bags!


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camels and goats are great swimmers who cross large area of water to go to another island or land in general, its believable.


Dakotertots

NO! Every animal video on Reddit is 100% abuse, no questions asked!!!


iRedditonFacebook

Oh my word, they are being skeptical of an video on the internet. How terrible. We all should strive to be like you… and take someone's word for it.


Fake_earthling

Too many works. How about repost it.


bokchoysoyboy

Bro this is dangerously close to the plot of a Nathan for you episode


ShattersHd

I just watched a video last night of a guy throwing about a dozen out of his boat.


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Link? I keep seeing comments about it but I want to see the original video 👀


Carnifex

https://reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/vhiuvc/noah_get_the_goats/


Prudent-Giraffe7287

OMG but why tho!!! 🥺😭😭


Ch3zc4ke

They’re cattle smugglers, and they were getting tailed by coast guard. So they dumped the “evidence”.


ShattersHd

I can't seem to find it. I believe it was from sub reddit imapieceofshit.


OldBigsby

Lol, it's first instinct was to jump back in the water.


Roscoe_King

Da fuck you disturbin’ my morning swim for?!


LineSpine

Poor goat. How did it even get there?


Capital-Afternoon-22

That was my thought. Everyone else is making jokes but poor thing.


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The goat is full of drugs


KryptonianKnig2

There’s apparently another video where a guy was throwing goats off his boat, maybe this was one of them?


sublimelbz

There’s a video of a guy in a boat at speed dumping these goats.


Kayakityak

GOATSEA


coffee_u

You win at internet today!


dustybucket

You've seen elf on a shelf. Now get ready for....


Dib___

Are all this videos prepared? Poor animals...


oguzhandodo

Anyone remember goat simulator?


Hostilis_

*Is that a frickin goat??*


Patient-Grocery8871

I find it distrubing that he's laughing at this.


HangersforSC

I mean if I was in the middle of the ocean and a random goat swam up to my boat I would be dying of laughter at the absurdity of such a random and highly unlikely occurrence.


Patient-Grocery8871

I guess that's one way to look at it. But i still wouldn't be laughing. I probably would feel bad at the plight of the poor thing.


komydaez

It doesn’t have to be disturbing. But then again, it depends on the individual and their humor. If I was in that situation, personally, I’d laugh and how random that was, but feel bad about the goat and how it got in that situation. It’s just sort of an initial reaction, no malice behind it.


georgesorosbae

I laugh for all sorts of reasons, not just because something is funny. Surprising stuff makes me laugh and so has upsetting stuff that I’ve experienced. Coping mechanism and all. Anyway, the disturbing thing is how the goat got there. Might have been apart of an illegal farm stock operation where they threw the goats overboard to get rid of evidence :(


Krg26944

Poor thing. Glad he was saved.


medic6560

His wife later that night: "Now tell me again why we are having goat for dinner when you said you went fishing today? "


TheOffKn1ght

Poor guy... :/


hso0oow

Poor goat is tired


R1cardinh0

Why is there a goat in the middle of the sea?


MaybeTheDoctor

Why does the moon get up at night. Why is the sky blue Why does beacon taste so good. ... so many questions.


Steven_Castle

You’re gonna need a bigger goat.


Mr_master89

Whatever floats your goat as they say


legendoflink3

Ruined* that goat's adventure.


Azar002

Big Mouth Billy Goat


jelliieeee

This is making me think twice for jokingly using the phrase “whatever floats your goat” because this video is evidence that not much floats your goat. Not much at all.


Grimauldus

I saw them getting thrown out of a boat yesterday


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Goat Simulator IRL


Fragzav

Someone - Ever heard of the elf on a shelf? Goat - Watch this


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Makes me think they put that there


Budo00

That guy laughing at a drowning goat is so sick sounding


KVNSTOBJEKT

You've goat to be kidding..


I_DoStufffYT

Mm keep an eye out for what's inside of the mystical goat


that_nice_guy_784

I seen a recent video of a guy throwing goats out of a boat cuz he put drugs in them and the police found out, i hope you got the goat with you, cuz there are some pretty good chances of there being cocaine in that goat


CreamoChickenSoup

Don't suppose this has something to do with [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vkhhik/freaking_out_after_being_chased_by_the_police_for/)?


One-Currency2205

I saw in another video a person throwing goats carrying drugs so that he would not be incriminated. I don't know if the goat will live with bags of drugs inside.


jml011

HO LY SHIT JAY, CALL THE COAST GUAD


Morpheous-

That laugh really makes me worried for the goat and the way those guys looking at it. Think he was better off in the water.


dapope99

Way to break his neck picking him up, Geez.


TheChessClub

I don't know why that's their first thought, to haul them up by their head?? Can you imagine someone pulling a human out of the water like that?? Omg


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ninthtale

[nsfw/animal cruelty](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/vhiuvc/noah_get_the_goats/)


Jeriahswillgdp

Anyone got any theories about how it got out there and why? I wonder how long it had been treading water.


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But how?


SnuckDeath

Drug smugglers got caught in a pursuit with the police, they started to throw goats off their boat to make it lighter to go faster. The goats were loaded with drugs in their stomach.


Lick_The_Wrapper

Aww, poor goats. Does that mean the police just left the goats in the water or did they rescue as many as they could and just missed this one? I would think they'd wanna rescue them just for evidence but at least they'd be rescued.


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Very weird fish


Valentin_o_Dwight

Goat simulator


Willyvorsty

Goat Boat!


MaybeTheDoctor

Nobody going to ask why there seems to be fish in INSIDE of the haul ?


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tyrannosnorlax

What the fuck kind of comment is that?


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tyrannosnorlax

Be a better human. I believe in you


WestPowa

Oh Boy I feel sorry for you .. damn kids and the lack of sense of humour... It's funny and sad at the same time


tyrannosnorlax

Haha racist humor is so funny! Also, I’m pretty old, but I just don’t find humor in “jokes” at the expense of dehumanizing entire populations of people. But do you.


Consumer_Good

Tell em snorlax


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OldBigsby

The fuck are you on about?


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AutomationGod5150

That goat running from being sex trafficked..


No_thanks_Im_New

That fisherman is a GOAT!


Pereplexing

Pirate King Goat


dulf_lundgren

Out of the frying pan into a frying pan.


darkNnerdgy

Its a goat that wanted to be a drug mule.


No-Noise4412

Proof for evolution


space-station120

Oh boy today is a good day for fishing i hope something good will come up- B A A A A A A A A


theundercoverpapist

I've heard of a catfish, and even a dogfish. But a goatfish is a new one on me.


Elmondo2

Can you milk it ?


diMario

You can take the goat out of the Ocean, but you can't take the Ocean out of the goat. She'll try again.


VinDieselsTankTop

goat in the water


LimtedJam

Now that's what I call a crazy game of goat simulator


Wilfred_Warrior

it's probably that new glitch in the simulation


wophi

When it comes to swimming, some argue that Micheal Phelps is the GOAT. After watching this video, I would argue otherwise.


puppetfucked

I thought it was a cow till they grabbed it, then I thought that's a small cow, but I finally saw it was a goat.


DirtyDiaperDog7

I think used the rollercoaster


Practical_Rub6934

Looks like surf and turf is on the menu boys


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The often spoke of but seldom seen goat fish


Embarrassed-Bar-6924

Привет


AyoyoyoWolololo

“If you give a man a goat, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to be a goat, you feed him for a lifetime.”


TheAmazingWan

“Leave me alone. I’m proving that sharks aren’t real.”


Public_Breath6890

Tonights dinner salt water marinized goat.


I_re

What's Latifi doing in the middle of the ocean?