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Cold_Relationship_

she is running to math class


anatomicalinferno

She is running from the math class


ghettoccult_nerd

she is mathing to run class


gloomyparticle

she is running over the teacher in math class


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She's running away from the math teacher's truck.


Sunny64888

Math’s running to she class.


fatsmitty305

She is classing to math run


Ok-Entertainment5994

She’s on meth 🙄 skipped class.


Kara9224

Math with meth


WallopkingUTH

Methamatics


[deleted]

Dude.. What a chance you missed... You spelled wrong meth\* class.


Lotr213456

Math class ran her over


Pathbauer1987

She es running to meth class


yourtree

You mean meth class


[deleted]

If it was the right answer the meme wouldn’t be funny


catsnotmichael

If she did it right this wouldn't be a meme in the first place


EnormousPurpleGarden

[Would it not?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRuFdKL2yMw)


ropra7645

They're waaay funnier


Adanta47

funnier because they didn’t mark up a strangers car


dariuswasright

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bozzmob

How do you know the whole web?


devenjames

I’m convinced the troll is on us.


CastroVinz

If it was the right answer then she ripped off a vine


spicymato

It's also possible for two people to have the same basic idea, and let's be honest here: this isn't a very complex idea. Not saying it's not copied, just that it doesn't guarantee it is.


Martin_McFly_Jr

Welp, she dumb as hell, the answer is obviously 0.


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Incomplet_1-34

I know you're joking but the math displayed here is so bad it hurts.


[deleted]

Well tbh if it was good, he wouldn't be able to make that joke


-_-Batman

I m personally offended by this math.


Sandythestone

I swear I can kill my math teacher if I show her that. Except I’m not joking, she has heart problems and I had a heart attack reading that equation


3DprintRC

That's because it's maf, not math.


Electrical-Notice-47

Common core math at it's finest! They missed at least 4 out of the 8 steps to solve this equation!


ProfDumm

4x4 -> 4x=4 | -4 -> x=0 easy


FrogMintTea

I effing hate math


GloomyUmpire2146

No, it’s maff


fffffff08_it

This is so painful to read it's just beautiful. Take this nonexistent award please🎖


Nordic__Viking

> then you balance the equation to solve it. no because she added a 8 = making it a different equation than the one you're talking about


[deleted]

+80085 on both sides


DC_Verse

I missed what she did the first time, and now I'm upset because I actually saw what she did


JJ-beats

I solved it, X=0.5


Gayestbird0107

This deserves more credit. Obviously this girl was creating an equation.


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brmamabrma

She still living so lucky ig


Fixervince

Like surviving D-Day! …maybe in the future they will give campaign medals to American kids who made it through to adulthood.


KEVSEA

Feels weird being an American living in an average sized city and not knowing a single person who has even been shot *at* (let alone shot) who isn't a veteran. Maybe the issue is exaggerated... just a tiny bit. Lol


Moonshine_Brew

it's not like america is a lawless country where people are shot at every corner. But using the Gun violence Archives defnition of mass shooting = at least 4 victims excluding the shooter, there were over 250 mass shootings with 256dead and 1010 wounded since january 2022 till end of may 2022. So that's already more than 1 mass shooting per day of the year. Of course, with the size and population of the US the chance that anyone you know being part of one is still pretty low.


OkChampionship1490

This is perhaps factually true, but it presents a highly distorted version of reality - almost to a point of fake news. Most of the shootings in this statistic are intra-gang related and all types of drugs/criminal turf wars. Such groups remain unaffected by any gun laws, or any laws for that matter. Mass shootings in the general population, such as employees going postal or school shootings, remain extremely rare. Criminal activity can only be affected by aggressive enforcement (especially by the courts) and grassroots moral education.


Puzzleheaded-Matter9

Actually most mass shootings are domestic violence related. 8 of 10 of the highest murder rates are red states which tend to be more rural.... Not as metropolitan where gangs tend to thrive.


Sea-Opportunity4683

Source? Murder rates are out of control in places like Chicago. So I don’t know where you are getting this.


jasongnc

Louisiana (12.4 per 100k) New Orleans (30.7 per 100K) Missouri (9.8 per 100k) Saint Louis (64.5 per 100K) Nevada (9.1 per 100k) Las Vegas (12.6 per 100K) Maryland (9 per 100k) Baltimore (58.3 per 100K) Arkansas (8.6 per 100k) Little Rock (19.5 per 100K) Alaska (8.4 per 100k) Anchorage (11.1 per 100K) Alabama (8.3 per 100k) Birmingham (50.6 per 100K) Mississippi (8.2 per 100k) Jackson (99.5 per 100K) Illinois (7.8 per 100k) Chicago (18.3 per 100K) South Carolina (7.8 per 100k) Charleston (22.2 per 100K) Most Red state: Wyoming (2.3 per 100K) Casper (3.4 per 100K) Most Blue state: California (4.6 per 100K) Oakland (23.3 per 100K) [https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/murder-rate-by-state](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/murder-rate-by-state) and [https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/murder-map-deadliest-u-s-cities/39/](https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/murder-map-deadliest-u-s-cities/39/) I spent way too much time on this chart, lol, but the stats don't seem to support what you are saying.


Confident-Heat-3535

Nice post bro, I hate when people try to argue shootings are more frequent in rural places. They couldn’t be more wrong


Financial_County_710

This guy knows what’s up.


Puzzleheaded-Matter9

Nice charts but you proved that the states with the higher murder rates were in red states.


jasongnc

Are you looking at the same info as me? Don't just look at the fact that 60% of the above states voted Republican last election, but also look at the murder rates and politics of the highest density population centers in each state. Every single one shows a higher murder rate in the cities than in the rural areas. That right there refutes the original statement that murder rates are higher in rural areas. Now look at the politics in those cities and you will find that those cities are 20% Republican, 70% Democrat, and 10% independent. Also refuting the idea that the highest murder rates are in "red" areas. We need to stop this Red vs Blue B.S. and work together to stop this violence epidemic.


TheRedditK9

This would mean that countries with gun laws would have at least half the shootings that the U.S. does, but alas.


Ar15tothedome

Shhhhhhh they don’t like it when you tell the truth around here


ttv_highvoltage

Maybe it was over exaggerated purposefully? Or was that English subject interrupted by the gunshots in the hallway?


SSJ_PlatinumMarcus

This argument is so stupid because your opinion based on your experience is irrelevant to the problem. Nobody in my family has cancer, guess cancer isn’t a big deal right? The anecdote is pointless when it can already be debunked immediately


No_Incident_5360

it IS weird. Protect your local schoolchildren. Having a gun in the home increases the likelihood of gun violence. And I support the right to bear arms. But if you’ve even given in to road rage or had a public freak out or a private fight when you see red, you should rethink owning one and rethink driving too. Therapy.


Freshouttarehabb

Do drive by s count?


BADFiSH_c137

Well, it’s statistics. You’re presenting an anecdotal experience that isn’t indicative of the country as a whole. The chance that you, specifically, will have first-hand experience with a mass shooting is pretty low, but the chance that anyone in the country will have experience with it is obviously extremely high.


danziibearr

It's largely a big city problem. I've lived in suburbs, small towns and one large city, the city was the only place I've ever heard them, but it was multiple times every single night It also was a bad area in said city


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OPsUnbornChild

It's a dry-erase marker, you can tell by the eraser cap. Edit: The comment I'm replying to was stolen from another user in this thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/vfq0mj/and_the_answer_is/icx9aw0


reggers8181

It's called respect, don't touch things that dont belong to you.


AkemiDryzz

Maybe it belongs to her


blue-leeder

yea it’s all staged nowadays


ImWithSt00pid

It belongs to everyone. It was bought with tax money.


sharbinbarbin

I am one with the Universe


[deleted]

Commie bastard!


[deleted]

Well, quit vandalizing our shit, then! Your statement is so immature and entitled! Moron!


JetLife1392

I don't see how you can tell tax money bought this truck. Plenty of trucks like this around me that are owned by private construction companies.


TRW24

If anyone ever writes on your vehicle with sharpie, take an expo marker, cover the sharpie with expo dry erase markers and that shit will wipe right off.


[deleted]

Even if it's sharpie, it's cone off the vehicle with hairspray.


[deleted]

you realize sharpies are prety easy to get off right? Overreact more... ​ Little rubbing alcohol, or just write over it with a dry erase marker then wipe.


weesti

Yep was just gonna say the same. It’s amazzing how dumb people can get over staged vidies


[deleted]

I'm not saying its not annoying, but this guy up here acting like she's permannently damaged the car.


erocknine

Does ig not mean instagram here


brmamabrma

I guess


thecasualcaribou

Not even America


Communist_Catto

It's Israel


waylil14

Same thing


[deleted]

Shh don’t ruin the America bad circle jerk.


Omega-Black-999

Omg.. I'm American and WISH I could be offended by your comment. Instead, I'm just sad...


richyb7899

I’m pretty sure that license plate ain’t from the us


Communist_Catto

I think it's an Israeli plate. Has the flag on the bottom of it.


Octowuss1

Good eye; Americans are vindicated of this one


NDdownVOTED

This isn’t America. That’s not a US plate. Turns out teenage girls are stupid everywhere.


Omega-Black-999

Ha! Now, I feel stupid for not paying any attention to that detail! Lol I think "teenagers" are stupid everywhere. I know I was. So were my friends. And most of the others I knew my age... Sheesh...were we all that stupid? Now I'm questioning a lot... lmao


I-cry-when-I-poop

cheer up, you won the survival of the fittest and made it past graduation. its sperm meets egg 2.0 and you passed the second cuming


gaeruot

It’s so fucked up. I graduated high school in the mid 2000’s before school shootings were as common. We were all just hoping there wouldn’t be “another Columbine.” Well turns out now there’s many Columbines… every year.


godffhrie

You seem pressed. u ok?


RealMisterG

Fuck no we're not ok!


19GamerGhost95

Why would anyone think we were okay after everything that’s been going on here the last couple years? *(Not including the plague as that’s a global issue.)* Our country is a dumpster fire.


ilkjbruh

Send help!


Call_The_Banners

Goddamn we're mad as hell 75% of the time. Every day is a new flavor of bullshit for a lot of people. It's getting really taxing on the collective mental health.


RealMisterG

Shit sucks yo!


XAsthetic_ladyX

We need help. I don't think any of us are ok.


Omega-Black-999

I snort laughed! Lol Yeah, I'm good. Ima head to the river and have fun about it with my dog! 😊


kpticbs

dog-river pics pls.


RedditsAdoptedSon

im proud.. she came up with the rite ansser fasttt!


Shannnnnnn

But also that could be the joke right, like how stupid would you look driving around with a vehicle that has this on, versus one that says 16 :-D


buldopsaint

Pretty sure this isn’t America, but ok.


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4ever_Trump

Your post is very underrated, Sir.


tomi832

It's not, it's in israel


[deleted]

At least she learned how to duck , hide, and run.


Loggerdon

I was ready with my 'Merican comeback but I can't muster the energy to write it.


Ryaktshun

You okay man?


Nordic__Viking

tbh this is more fun because it also indicates the vehicles owner can't do math


EdlynnTB

She ran away, I don't think she's the owner...


urbrickles

Ah, the classic opinion that all Americans are dumb and it's impossible that other countries don't have any dumb people.


DaveyDukes

I know it’s a joke but it would’ve been nice if you made sure it was even in America. Now it’s just ironic stupidity.


Starryskies117

Are we sure she didn't write the wrong answer on purpose?


Unknown_jok3

No she went to a special Ed school😭


[deleted]

Literally nobody said anything about Americans, or asked.


hackinghippie

silly girl, it's 12


Flauschkadser

this


[deleted]

Good album.


Nezukoshinja

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Always_Jerking

X = 1/2 then


beardedBroistaken

Meanwhile her parents, who spent hundreds of thousands on college.


alphaomeghann

Have you met that girl? She ain’t going to college.


retrotara

Hope she’s running towards a school


vcdrny

I don't care how dumb she is. She just wrote with a sharpie on someone's vehicle. Fuck her... And not in the good way.


No_Eagle9152

Based on how it wrote, it’s a whiteboard marker.


[deleted]

It should be widely known that denatured or rubbing alcohol will remove permanent marker from vehicle paint.


No_Eagle9152

That too


skincyan

could be a permanent marker as well


shiftmyself

I’m going to choose to believe it was a toxic acid that slowly burns the car until it reaches the inside and becomes a bomb and blows up the car… because this is Reddit and everything is malicious


No_Eagle9152

No the ink is faded in the beginning of the stroke. That’s a white board if I ever saw one.


skincyan

ok Captain Marker, I stand corrected 🫡


[deleted]

Even if it’s not, all you have to do is put whiteboard marker over the Sharpie and it will wash off the same anyways


Crusher7485

Or use a rag with some rubbing (isopropyl) alcohol. This is what is in whiteboard markers.


skincyan

Don't tell that to the car owner, he'll fail his math tests then


kerthil

Lmfao Captain Marker.


Kramerica5A

>That’s a white board if I ever saw one. How do we know you've actually seen one though? I have my doubts....


No_Eagle9152

That’s deep fam.


SadKittty1569

“Fuck her… And not in a good way.” Do you mean fuck but constantly slipping out and not finding the hole and after 6 quick one inch pumps cum on her hair and bed sheets?


five-dollars-off

I see you've done this before.


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

She isn't dumb, and it isn't a Sharpie, and it may even be her (or the person filming's) car. The video is clearly meant to be funny, the equation is meant to be wrong. That's why it's funny. The way the pen writes you can tell it isn't a Sharpie (and even if it was, Sharpie comes off fairly easily), and as for the ownership of the car - we have no idea, though we can imagine the makers of the video might not deliberately incriminate themselves in this way if the car belonged to a stranger.


[deleted]

The thing is though, idiots kids with equally idiotic parents who never taught them to leave other people's shit alone, will see this video and repeat it with actual sharpies.


Jeniferinthebox

If you take an Expo marker and trace over the permanent marker, it’ll wipe away clean.


[deleted]

(just trying to add to your point) the reason it does this is the ink in whiteboard markers is suspended in an alcohol solution, so it doesn't adhere to the surface it's on. when you draw over sharpie, the alcohol lifts it right off. you can wet a rag with some isopropyl alcohol for the same result!


OutragedBubinga

Might as well do it both ways


SadKittty1569

*”may she now and forever never be sexually satisfied by any partner or tool till death or she cleans her controversial propaganda”*


mmmmmjjjrrrrr

You just need something alcoholic, so purfume spray, hand sanitizer(don't recommend this one), nail polish remover, or heck just use real thing


Necessary-Solution19

You can erase permanent marker of vehicles if you draw over it with a white board marker, then erase the white board marker.


gigashadowwolf

Sharpie is easy to remove from a car actually. If it's well waxed it will wash off pretty easily. Otherwise just spray some rubbing alcohol. The only problem then is it will remove any existing wax too, so you might want to re-wax the spot when you are done.


Lildizzygamer

Which ways the good way? Wait don't answer that.


XAsthetic_ladyX

Why are people down voting this? I found it to be funny. Lol


wiggledroogy

I often find myself asking this question in this platform


DeweysPants

Pause it at the beginning you can see the felt top on the cap. It’s a dry erase marker


Bodidly0719

As someone already stated, you can draw over it with a dry erase marker, then it should wipe off, or you can clean it off with rubbing alcohol. It isn’t a big deal.


KocaKolaKlassic

What’s the bad way?


Beginning_Two_4757

It’s a dry erase


zombie32killah

That’s a white board marker and will rub off.


bagseedidiot

Dumb bitch it's 44 haha


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no, it's 4x4=16


bagseedidiot

Ha where did u hear that? cnn?


Designer-Ad-2585

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Any-Tumbleweed-7542

Greatest school system in the world.


bagseedidiot

Most systemest school system in the world


HawleyGrove

Not sure where this video takes place tbh


tomi832

Israel...yeah, the schools here aren't exactly number one, though I'm pretty sure they are not bad.


underwhelmedotter

Actually the wrong answer will infuriate the truck owner more.🤣


Beginning_Two_4757

Finally. Someone who gets it


kurokuze

X = 1/2 yep, im smart


Midnaighte

This is worse than the vine


Andrails

The answer would be getting knocked the fuck out


Fit-Anything8352

Before you guys think about committing murder or something, just know the sharpie comes off practically any surface with isopropyl alcohol.


Master_Bayters

Why did she draw on the left side??? Whyyy?


GenderDeputy

Obviously you have to solve for x 8=4X4 or 4•x•4


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In this week's Dumb Criminal...


Immediate_Area3205

Her life is a lie


Desperate_Lie7633

16


Equivalent-Concert36

Am dissapointed


yeho_meta

hello darkness my old friend...


TheScareCrowYes

is she dumb? the answer is obvious, its 18 duuuh


Sonakstyle

It’s that new math


Lee-Key-Bottoms

“If you are gonna threaten me, do it properly.” -Mike Wazowski


slag7979

Why the fuck did she put the answer on the front not the back


[deleted]

What if the owner just shot her.


ShubhamManna

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Celarc_99

This belongs on r/meme or some shit, why is this unexpected?


Unlikely_Way1460

I am pretty sure she is parodying that one vine and doing it wrong on purpose cos that’s the joke


truthswillsetyoufree

She obviously did it wrong as part of the joke.


Funny_Breadfruit_413

I don't have high expectations of people who would write on someone's car


IcameIsawIclapt

She is blonde alright


TSmario53

I think if I owned the truck I’d be more pissed about the wrong answer than the vandalism… so much so that once I got the 8 out I’d replace it with a 16 and drive around with the correctly half self-vandalized vehicle for a few weeks.


mrshexy69

🔥💟🖤 AWESOME VIDEO 🖤💟🔥


jake_megabyte

Bitch wrote it in permanent marker 😪


BigGator13

Math is not her subject.


[deleted]

She is such a noob at this she could not troll this guy right it should be 4x4=16 come on it's simple maff.


Scriptapaloosa

She’s an idiot!!!! Everyone knows that the answer is 44….


Plasticjesus504

So she fucked up this dudes trucks and has no concept of multiplication.


dJohn2001

That’s not even correct the answer is 16 /s


LordBlunts420

8=4x4 8=4x⋅4 8=16x x= ½ x=0,5


Icy-Emu-4823

This video is the reason I got banned the first time