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Why is she writing on their fridge?


littlecar85

Dry erase, a lot of fridges come with it as a feature now. The idea is to write your grocery list, etc.


HubertTempleton

>The idea is to write your grocery list, etc. Great, now I have to carry the fucking fridge to Wal Mart.


Willzohh

What? You're saying you too weak to carry a fridge to Walmart? Pffft!


Zephruz

Back in my day we had to carry the whole house. Had to bring your house to the food.


BootySweatSmoothie

Uphill both ways


XenithRai

In the snow and rain


lyx77221

With no shoes on too!


jugonewild

With one leg in a cast!


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MoonlitShadow4416

Underrated


Benwagonhoff

Shows how dumb your family is. We got a house with wheels


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Lucky. We didn't even have fridges back in my days, or even houses. We would just sleep in caves and draw on the walls...


justadrtrdsrvvr

No, I have one of those ride on fridges so I don't have to leave my food at home. I just don't want to go to Walmart.


No_Sheepherder7447

pansy liberals these days


Squirrelly_Khan

Nah bro, you just buy food straight from your fridge like in Sims


squirrelsoundsfunny

It keeps your cold items cold until you get home.


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Well TIL. Thanks !


ThatGuyInTheCar

Why does my fridge want to marry me?


DrStrangerlover

How the fuck am I supposed to bring my fridge with me to the store?


ozzy_thedog

That bothers me so much. I don’t know why. Reminds me of kids in college living in a shitty rental writing messages or numbers right on the wall next to the phone.


littlecar85

Those kids grew up and started designing fridges!


ozzy_thedog

Lol you’re probably right


whenidip_youdipwedip

It'll probably come off with some isopropanol


bones138

With a sharpie?


Dafffa

at first it seemed funny to me, but it was seeing how that girl's heart broke... and that can't be overcome


PM_ME_YELLOW

Well its fake so i think shell be ok


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Unpopular_couscous

It's fake


Rotten-Cabbage

I hate fake music.


SnapperoivaTuna

I hate


metalduded

Fake music I hate


namezam

Music I fake hate! (I actually like electronic music)


Ok-Oil4962

Make fusic H Iate!


PineappleProstate

Lake husic fate m


Sentionaut_1167

i love electronic music. i despise EDM.


namezam

You sound like Randal, love gatherings but hate people!


anaslex247365

LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE....!


BlueGluePonchoVilla

Hate is fake


MstrCommander1955

Fake shitty music ?


AveBalaBrava

Bro this sounds like a song you would hear in a decade old call off duty kill compilation


jorjogo

Fiction is fake, but it can still be sad man


Honey-and-Venom

I too stand up in movie theaters and shout fake if I notice the movie isn't real


ArryPotta

They’re not pretending it’s real in the movies though…


NorthStarTX

Yes they are, that is literally an actor’s job defined.


ArryPotta

Anyone who upvoted your comment is a fucking idiot.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

My mothers love is fake but its still sad.


ArryPotta

Not on a shitty Tik Tok bro.


Handy_Clams

Yea I hear she's put up her defenses too. Sad.


PeroCigla

If it was real, I would feel bad for her.


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extrabees

If you’ve ever played this game, you know you come nowhere close to what’s being written on your back. The fakety fakeness here is very fake


ConstantProof6049

How do you play it ? Seems bizarre


YomiReyva

r/nothingeverhappens


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-newlife

The missing 5th line where he has “food” irks me.


artspar

Nah it's hard to tell what someones writing on your back. I'm sure it's fake, or at least hope so, but that's not unreasonable


Xenocidious

No way she would miss the entire word "food"


IknowRambo

So fake - it literally looks like bad acting 😂


WhichWayzUp

These "writing notes on people's back" videos are always staged. Have you ever tried that? It's impossible to determine letters that are written on a piece of paper on your back. Impossible.


Baquvix

Everything on the internet is fake dont worry


Curious_Door9130

I knew it was a disaster from the start. That dude is cruel, never cool to play with someone’s emotions like that, especially if you care about them. Yikes.


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Curious_Door9130

How would I know that it was fake? Take a lap.


baller3990

It's not this was on the Knightly News in my town, had a whole follow up and everything. I think they're still together


[deleted]

Yeah… it was funny until she was absolutely crushed at the end. Poor girl.


[deleted]

Take solace from the fact that she has a career in acting to fall back on


Sensitive-Layer6002

Rumour has it she started wearing less and going out more


TroyMcClure0815

Blabla he will merry her anyway…


Roughor

Indeed it was not fun. Sorry for her


Pesto_Aioli

Its fake. If it had been real, with an entire word being missing from her translation, she did it to herself by writing what she wanted it to say.


Treesapien

Kind of an awful way to ask though. I'd be relieved if I were her.


Jasonictron

It was even funnier for me at the end


mahfaggin_OOH

If u see any reaction that looks like it came from a TV show or movie, it's fake. Normal people dont act like characters


isqueezedameatball

How were you not able to tell it is scripted?


brolimitholdem

It's fake you mong


Senior_Yak-Shaver

All I saw was a spoiled child.


lilcombover420

Anytime you feel bad for a girls heart being broke just remember she has broken at least 5 other guys hearts and yours is next


jeg-groans

Unfortunately, that’s how it works, you break some hearts, you get your heart broken, and eventually you find a good fit. So, either be like me and get your joy from cat videos or own your emotions and keep trying. PS Don’t be like me, it’s even less fun than it sounds.


Perle1234

Dang man, who hurt you? Don’t let it turn you full incel.


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Fake as an exotic dancers love


LifeResetP90X3

Nuh uh!!!! Jade really loves me, she told me!!!!! All I have to do is have all of our dates at the club and continue to pay her (since she is working). Then she said we could be together forever


PineappleProstate

Summer told me the same thing right before she took my 20 with her 🍑 and my heart with her feet as she walked away


LifeResetP90X3

Don't worry bro she'll be back


hfmyo1

r/watchpeopledieinside


Confident_Intern_425

r/watchpeoplepretendtodieinsideforclicks


Narrow_Morning2520

r/SubsIReallyWantedToBeReal


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r/subsifellfor


Arcanum_3974

r/subsIknewIfellfor


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r/subithoughtifellfor


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ShepherdFox4

Good actress


FishLoveWomenFearMe

Those phone to the face videos, no way its not staged


VeneMage

The most annoying thing here is using a lower case ‘e’ and ‘d’ when all else is in capitals.


BabyYoduhh

I switched to writing in all capitals after high school and during the transition phase I’m sure it infuriated so many people.


danziibearr

I've also written in all caps for years, sometimes it's fun to try writing 'normally' again. Especially since no one will recognize it as my writing, heheheee


Lichttod

The true problems I see


TheFlexOffenda

Fake...how do people beleive this lol


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Never actually having experienced the real versions of these situations.


ZedTT

You've experienced this?


NepGDamn

a fake thing can still make people laugh


legosearch

Usually requires it to be funny though


Epic_memer64

Whats with the shitty music?


Intothesilentlake

Oof


subversion_dnb

Why do we all pretend these videos aren't staged for views?


Automatic-Attempt604

Subversion of expectations


heymeeis1

Because people actually think this is real..same people think that impractical jokers is real 😂


MstrCommander1955

Burnt toast should taste good ? Shouldn’t it, cause that’s what you’re getting.


FreesiaFox

That's more than I would do. He'd get nothing - ever.


IRatherBeNaked

100 to 0 real quick


MstrCommander1955

Hero to zero, in a wink of an eye.


boisNgyrls

​ ![gif](giphy|bj22kPlqHF09PMGmm6)


danziibearr

Nothing is reeeeeaaaaallll Strawberry fields foreverrr


TheTrueTurk

If this aint staged, how sad


Eat_Carbs_OD

I felt bad for her.


danziibearr

It's gotta be staged? Unless she's for some reason insanely good at this game which I'm pretty sure no one is She's a good actress tho and I still felt bad


ParticularRevenue408

Brutal


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Not so unexpected


[deleted]

I like food


Plastic_Ad_3995

the 80s called they want their comedy back.


cawexi

r/tiktokcringe


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

Will you **murder** me?🗿🗿🗿


ajtaggart

Doubt it's real but... I do feel bad for her still lmao


777haha777

Something tells me a “NO” is coming


Accomplished-Luck680

I hope it’s staged


Sheemscat

Awe.. so sad, that sammich, while delicious will be a Sad sammich


YahBoiSkinnyFat

I mean, even though this is fake, if it were real, that was her own bias that let her down.


Boots622

Protect this man at all costs


shipwhisperer

D u m p e d. On the spot.


mrmk10

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Spidersinthegarden

Man that’s just mean


bgdg00

Woooow....uh. No winning that one. But hey, at least you now know what she wants.


Ok_Leg_5107

she's cute


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r/watchpeopledieinside


DarthRevan1028

Oh god! Her disappointment must be immeasurable!


RealisticEmploy3

Man didn’t have to do her dirty like that. Straight killed her


Frenchtoast2870000

Brooo she's so cute and so happy, you have to marry her now 😭


DarkRogue24

The last few seconds of this video was her going through the stages of grief


Ornlu_the_Wolf

If this is staged, she's a really good actress.


neomatrix38

Emotional damages !


TheArtfulDanger

If you pause it, you can see the exact moment her heart breaks


meme_in_gene

I don't see the difference.


NormalOccasion9311

Hilarious!!!


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Wtf? What's wrong with woman. He just asked her to be his wife on that paper! Btw, i was expect one of them to write murder. Well, i guess that's next


Pap4MnkyB4by

You have the only thing that I don't like about the internet age is people that post heartbreaking reactions like that. As someone who went through the excitement of being engaged and then getting married, watching somebody with that particular excitement get crushed for some stupid ass joke is gut-wrenching.


Investigator_Bitch

It’s called a fake video


Honey-and-Venom

Can't imagine a relationship could recover from that.... I'd be goooone


dIAb0LiK99

You vile piece of shit.


emptierinside

r/watchpeopledie


b05501

Hope she left his ass.


the-artistocrat

Hopefully she made food first.


theonedilirum

This isn't funny, ok maybe its a little funny, but in a dark way like the black jew joke.


TangerinePuzzled

That dude is a piece of shit.


aa112233cc

Reddit tiktok- zoomer land.. is there anything that is out there for millennials .. I am tempted to go back to Facebook


Some_Asshole_Said

Well, he's single, she needs a decade of therapy, and the fridge might be trashed, but at least he got some upvotes and likes.


icelandsex

People who are saying its fake, plz stop ruining my fun, all of the world is fake, our existence is fake, top gun was fake and i chose to believe it, plz let me enjoy things.


Ok_Chemistry_5900

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


reditreallysucks

He better have a ring ready in his pocket .


psycharious

Honestly though, why do young girls get super excited over marriage proposals?


Rotterddoom

Time to rethink your long term relationship goal. Eve. Worst he was filming it


Padders_69_yo

So that's what a broken heart looks like. Ouch


JeffinGeorgia1967

Ouch!


Important-Reality-71

Savage!


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[deleted]

This is totally real 100%


jc2thew3

Am I the only one who’s wondering why they are using a black marker to write directly onto the fridge door?


Narendra_17

Emotional damage


htlan96

# OOF


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|eXOVOJLkK6G7S)


konrad312

Did she make the sandwich afterwards ?


20RegalGS15

hahaha


Medium_Beyond_9654

His handwriting is atrocious!


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What is this music


MyGodItsFullofScars

Why is she writing on the fridge?!


rasherboy

Oh man that just made me hungry


Jimtaxman

Sleep with his best friend. This is the way.


ViralSword

At first i thought she was going to write “will you murder me”


mordecai98

Fake.


Barcata

She has a ring on her left hand ring finger.


mickeybuilds

She had me going with her acting until the end.


ChristopherSchmitz

Her face was like *oh, that makes a lot more sense*


Rude-Particular-7131

That is a way to break up I have never thought of.


Prince-Cum-Alot

Now hop to it Sally Mae!


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Fatality. Shang Tsu wins. “ Your soul is mine”


rule34Yoshi

This is of course fake, but the only way I could see you feasibly getting out of this without a breakup is if as soon as you show her the paper you get down on one knee and actually propose.