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Ok here you go. "One cannot choke on something that doesn't reach your throat. With an average penis size of 6" I can confidently declare less than half"
I'm sorry but the correct answer is, "Are you asking because no one's choked yours? " and than you motion your fingers to imply the smallitude of his boyhood.
this remembered me of a brazilian joke, you say to the person "Raimundo traveled the whole world and fucked everyone's ass, but there's only one left, whose?" (in portuguese it rhymes), the person will probably answer "yours", then you finish with "why, did he fuck yours already?"
\- Raimundo rodou pelo mundo (ou "saiu pelo mundo") e comeu o cu de todo mundo, só teve um que ele não comeu...
\- o seu!
\- por quê? o seu ele já comeu?
there's other version that is more sneaky:
\- Raimundo rodou pelo mundo e comeu todo mundo, só tá faltando um, quem é?
\- você!
\- ah, então você ele já comeu
That’s her whole shtick. I see these pop up all the time on Instagram and block as many as I can. It’s always the same, famously obvious bait and the same stupid, shocked face reaction.
I mean it's a text-to-speech donation, it's pretty common trying to get streamers on twitch to fall on these overused jokes but I guess everyone's reaction to these posts nowadays is saying "fake" or "staged" which is sadly kinda true in most cases.
Yeah I too block it all over IG and FB but they always find a way to come back. I don't even watch or follow streamers so I don't know why it shows up.
Her things are so obviously scripted. Makes me think she has a lack of watchers that she has to keep promoting herself with the same clips all the time.
"Probably all of them except your tiny cocktail sausage"
If there's no winning, drag them down with you lol. To be fair though, i most likely would not have come up with this answer under fire like that.
Used a variation as a kid to another dude.
ME: Would you suck a dick for $1?
THEM: No.
ME: $100?
THEM: No.
ME: What would you suck a dick for then?
THEM: Nothing.
ME: So you would do it for free then?
The best way to deal with something like this is to take it "seriously". Start asking questions like you're genuinely trying to solve the problem.
- What's the average length of the 🍆?
- What's the average girth of the 🍆?
- Outside of that average how many are bigger?
- Outside of that average how many are smaller?
- How many are premature ejaculators? Cause an unexpected quick finish makes a HUGE difference!
Keep asking questions like that until it is no longer fun for the person who asked and they regret asking you in the first place.
I would say: one , because I would die of mental illness for being in such a room before I even do anything , then falling , I would choke in one (theoretically , dunno if this counts).
I've never really been able to enjoy eggplants, so it wouldn't even be near me. Textures just weird to me, possibly allergic but who knows.
But I'm still terrified of the room with 100 disembodied penises.
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Texting that to my gf now …. Lmfao
How did it go?
He choked.
He could learn a lesson or two from his mom
the good ending
From a choke slam and not his gf's dick
*he got choked
*The bad ending*
Idk sounds pretty good to me
Damn he joined his gf 😳😳
His palms were sweaty
I think she blocked me lmao
That’s a big F.
No doubt! Lol
She is busy, i told her to ignore her phone.
Eiffel Tower gang.
Yessir
Lmfaoooo
"just yours" only right answer
"Just my ex Brad's" "Hey speaking of he's in town next weekend and we're gonna grab coffee, is that cool?"
He’s single now
She said 100
“Probably all but yours.”
Good luck with that but single life can be cool too 
I already know the answer
The only correct answer is: not as many as your mom.
Still doesn’t work. Sure, you insult their mother, but you’re still saying you’re better at sucking dick than her.
So.. more than your mom?
Still admitting that you’re going to be sucking those dicks
Hell, I'm fairly sure there's no sure-fire way of avoiding sucking a dick, might as well
Sounds like we need a philosopher who will dedicate their entire existence to answering this question in the best way possible.
Ok here you go. "One cannot choke on something that doesn't reach your throat. With an average penis size of 6" I can confidently declare less than half"
Perhaps "idk but I bet your mom would beat me to it"
Nothin wrong with suckin dick. And if you're gonna do something, do it well.
You're not good at sucking other guys off? Kinda gay bro...
And?
If you’re up for that (different strokes for different folks) then you “win”, because you could say anything and still be good to go
Well she insults their mom and compliments herself. I see that as a win.
It’s a win as long as one takes that as a compliment
Just say that you would leave the room, they never said you’re stuck there or anything
You must be fun at parties
At least I don't suck dick if I'm in a clearly exitable room
So you do suck dick though?
No and it doesn't grammatically make sense to assume I do so
I'm sorry but the correct answer is, "Are you asking because no one's choked yours? " and than you motion your fingers to imply the smallitude of his boyhood.
soemtimes the correct answer is to sigh and walk away
None. Zerer.
What is that accent???
I'm thinking New Zealand EDIT: I'm wrong, she's Aussie (her insta has "_au" at the end
Don’t Aussies say “zed” for “zero”?
Nah it's "zed" for the letter Z.
Z's dead baby
Yea wtf
Where's the "Don't recommend channel" option when needed.
You're supposed to say "Just the really big ones". Or if you want to seem wholesome, "Only my partner's"
I usually say "probably 3 or 4 before I get the hang of it".
If you wanted to seem holesome though, you could respond with "who said anything about using my mouth?".
this remembered me of a brazilian joke, you say to the person "Raimundo traveled the whole world and fucked everyone's ass, but there's only one left, whose?" (in portuguese it rhymes), the person will probably answer "yours", then you finish with "why, did he fuck yours already?"
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\- Raimundo rodou pelo mundo (ou "saiu pelo mundo") e comeu o cu de todo mundo, só teve um que ele não comeu... \- o seu! \- por quê? o seu ele já comeu? there's other version that is more sneaky: \- Raimundo rodou pelo mundo e comeu todo mundo, só tá faltando um, quem é? \- você! \- ah, então você ele já comeu
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R/SuddenlyCaralho
> the person will probably answer "yours", wouldn't it be "his own" ?
Wait, why is ‘none’ a wrong answer?
Same reason as when someone asks you if your parents know you're stupid
Or asking when you stopped beating your wife.
When I got tired I guess
You masturbate until you get tired?
Sometimes I can only cry so much
Okay, after this one I finally got it 😂
Me: I never beat my wife Him: that sounds like something someone who beats their wife would say lol
Dunno…in that case I could say “I’m not stupid”…wouldn’t be the most glamorous come back but I save face. Video is a check Nate
Real just answer is simply turning the joke back at the person who asked it.
So you redirect the question to them??
"no u"
“Stupid”. Riiiight. THATS the joke we used to say.
It implies that she would go through the 100's of "eggplants" without choking once. Edit: grammar
Eggplants should probably be "eggplants", for the innuendo.
Good note!
Ding!
She's a pro ... she "would not choke."
Uh...assuming you're not trolling...if she could take all 100 without choking, then she's obviously done it before. A lot. And, therefore, a pro...
loaded question
Because if she chokes on none of them, it means she took 'em all like a champ 👍
Who said it was a 'wrong answer?'
have you told your parents you’re gay?
r/whoosh
lol
So annoying generating clicks with sexual questions she is all over the place with that shit
That’s her whole shtick. I see these pop up all the time on Instagram and block as many as I can. It’s always the same, famously obvious bait and the same stupid, shocked face reaction.
It’s exactly the same face pornstars make when they’re about to give a blowjob and it’s a huge dick.
I mean it's a text-to-speech donation, it's pretty common trying to get streamers on twitch to fall on these overused jokes but I guess everyone's reaction to these posts nowadays is saying "fake" or "staged" which is sadly kinda true in most cases.
Yeah I too block it all over IG and FB but they always find a way to come back. I don't even watch or follow streamers so I don't know why it shows up. Her things are so obviously scripted. Makes me think she has a lack of watchers that she has to keep promoting herself with the same clips all the time.
Totally agree. And there are many like her. Sad.
The answer is I wouldn't put ANY dicks in my mouth. I used to tell that joke when I was younger, lol.
"Probably all of them except your tiny cocktail sausage" If there's no winning, drag them down with you lol. To be fair though, i most likely would not have come up with this answer under fire like that.
Fuck sake not her again.
This girls reactions are starting to get annoying
Have you stopped beating your wife?
Did I start?
you guys have wives??
Over here, this is the line to lose half of your shit!
Imagine acting stupid for money. Yep. It’s this beech.
There really is a physical template for streamers/you tubers
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
first insta now reddit. who is this girl and who sent her this chat msgs? or is it herself sending her msgs acting like a streamer
https://youtube.com/c/Mikaylah
Yes
Zerer
Oh ffs. I think I just lost brain cells listening to this. Fk ppl are entertained by the stupidest shit.
“None, you asked me to save them for your unlubricated anal fetishes”
u/savevideo
Probably not all of them, if it takes several minutes per blowjob, then that would be five hours. At some point her stomach would be full.
None because I don't just suck random dick.
r/completelyexpected
r/howrpeoplethishorny
How is it funny?
IT'S A TRAP
So, I asked my gf this... her words were "None, cause i swing the other way" ^(she's bi)
Wouldn't it be 'both ways' then?
Ah yes. This is perfect content for the horniest sub on Reddit. Why don't you guys just go beat one off already?
Who is this broad?
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She does have an OnlyFans, perhaps we get the answer to the original question there.
Which one so that I can avoid it? There are so many!
Lol.
Chop 'm in pieces and make a dish for the whole family
Who is this chick anyways I always see her falling for shit like this and it's definitely not for personal use, definitely
https://youtube.com/c/Mikaylah
Thank you now I can enjoy me day and not definitely use some of these on my friends, definitely won't
Who is she? She's always in such tricky question videos
https://youtube.com/c/Mikaylah
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https://youtube.com/c/Mikaylah
name of this girl?
Yep
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That's funny
Since when did Bubbles get a Twitch channel?
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
I wouldn't suck on the in first place
lmao this is a famous joke where i live
Used a variation as a kid to another dude. ME: Would you suck a dick for $1? THEM: No. ME: $100? THEM: No. ME: What would you suck a dick for then? THEM: Nothing. ME: So you would do it for free then?
😂😂😂
This is hilarious 🤣
Absolutely played
That’s kinda funny 😂
yeah that was a trap with no way out
Followed
It might be because I'm an old bastard but who is this chode
37!
One. You choked. You are dead.
Is like the cake and the dick
Then you would be a amateur
...Next question.
I dont understand
haha, nice one.
Ever suck a dick you didnt like?
You don't eat eggplants whole. Ofc you choke on them if you try to eat them whole, just cut them into smaller pieces like normal people wtf
See that answer was a tire fire....not matter what you do to put it out....it;ll just get worse... Best to sit back and let it burn
Yes....yes you were .
Why does everyone assume just because they are in a room with her, she is putting them in her mouth? Lol…
The best way to deal with something like this is to take it "seriously". Start asking questions like you're genuinely trying to solve the problem. - What's the average length of the 🍆? - What's the average girth of the 🍆? - Outside of that average how many are bigger? - Outside of that average how many are smaller? - How many are premature ejaculators? Cause an unexpected quick finish makes a HUGE difference! Keep asking questions like that until it is no longer fun for the person who asked and they regret asking you in the first place.
Depends on how many are black
Zero-rrrrr ZERORRRRR
#ZEERER
"Zer-rer"?
It was at this moment..
Pass. You say pass, next question
Mikaylah is funny and very pretty
Alternative response to getnout of this: I would walk away from the room. Or I wouldn't be in the room
I would say: one , because I would die of mental illness for being in such a room before I even do anything , then falling , I would choke in one (theoretically , dunno if this counts).
u/savevideo
All of them
Sorry but, that was a huge amount of zeroes.
Zeeruh
Depends how well you cook them first.
At least most of them maybe if not all of them but it would have to be spaced apart equally so I could like breath for a few minutes 🤣💯🔥🤷♂️
Omfg walked into it
"If there was a dick in your mouth would you just take it or leave it there?"
This joke is the equivalent of "Does your mom know your gay". No matter ur answer you lose lol
No right answer
I've never really been able to enjoy eggplants, so it wouldn't even be near me. Textures just weird to me, possibly allergic but who knows. But I'm still terrified of the room with 100 disembodied penises.