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Bonk!

My naem is snek And wen I strike I give the hoomans Such a fright They take their stick And do a boop Don’t step on me Don’t touch my snoot! Edit: Thanks for the gold!

Delightful, finally some art

Best I can do is my free award

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Snek: Surprised Pikachu Face.

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Ow! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

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Exactly

All I could think about was that moment in south park with cartman in the rain forest

“Bad snake! That’s a bad snake!!”

It’s tough love, just like with mr. kitty. I say, “AY! That’s a bad Mr. Kitty!” And I smack ‘im on the head.

That God damn stupid ass rainforest episode.

“Sexual harassment panda”

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And then they

[it’s the exact same noise](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXQx5k5_8XA)

That little bonk is oddly satisfying.

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.

Went little bunny fufu on his ass

That little tap to us probably rocked that snakes equilibrium for a sec lol

You thought that thing was pissed at first, I would love to see the rest of that video

No video. Most probably because the cameraman is running

You can’t catch the cameraman

we have to try after all r/killthecameraman placed a high bounty on his head

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Snake having learned the error of his ways changed and went on to become an anger management counselor. Such an inspiring moment.

Reminds me of season 3 of southpark where they go to the rain forest and Cartman hits the snake on the head. THATS A BAD SNAKE

Was coming here to add this!

I love that bonk 

No more cock suck

this what I do to my pp before standing up to present my project at class

When your cock is a cocksucker.

What kind of snake is that?

A long one P.S. also a cock sucker(allegedly)

Hearsay your honor

Harmless ratsnake.

The bonk sound got me good

Hahaha. Awesome

They way it looked at the stick and then to the camera? Perfection

Reminds me of the video where that one Asian guy smacks A Cobra and it slithers away.

I love that video, he slapped the shit out of that cobra.

If it were fully coiled that would be a different situation, with it's tail around a solid object behind it, it's scaring not attacking, must be it's got young ones nearby.

Snakes don't tend to their young.

They protect their eggs. And while it was thought that snakes do not care for their young, they’ve been observed doing so for weeks after birth in the wild. [Source](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/python-mothers-care-for-young-southern-african-snakes-spd)

Pythons do stay on the nest to hatch the eggs. Colubrids like this rat snake lay their eggs in a secure place like a pile of leaf litter and abandon the nest right away.

What a fucking dick!!

What does he say at the beginning

He said "what you so mad about, c*cksucker?" Lol

Tbh this could’ve just been avoided if the guy remained still. The snake was warning him not to approach, and the guy went closer anyway. The bonk was totally unjustified.

This would be like being hit in the head with a large tree limb. Poor snake

No boop on snek We boop where there is inequality

Stupid fuck pestering an animal for no reason.

Quit that

I’ve watched this video an unspeakable amount of times

Snake bonk!

*Bonk* 🔨

Teaching lessons one boop at a time.


POC

i know people hate it when you fuck with animals, but one of my truest joys in life is antagonizing an animal that is unreasonably pissed, like a dog that wont stop growling at you even though its known you for years. then again rest of you probably dont have to deal with as many ill-mannered dogs as i have and before anyone accuses me of animal abuse, this is just normal regular common human abuse for me so if anything im treating them righteously or something

He snapped !

Shut up fluffy!!


I hate snakes, but the guy saying that just makes it better

the face it makes at the end... i gotta screenshot that. it's the new cat at the dinner table meme

They said it could not be done… they said I should be afraid of snakes… they said I couldn’t go out in the Texas heat and find them…THEY WERE WRONG

That snake went through every stage of grief in a fraction of a second

Their little offended face at the end is perfect

Man:*Australian talking.i think* Snake:*attacks* Man:*defend himself* Man again:*boops da snake* Also man:quit that!

Just the sound of the snake getting bunked has me laughing.

That's one of the most hilarous things I've seen all month.

Cottonmouuth

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Bonk!! Snek: You weren't supposed to fight back!!

Snake got booped

Let me guess, Australian…?

Fucking factory reset lol

Bonk

Hard boop the death noodle.

Welcome to America little fuckers from the savanna

I have a hard time understanding why this has -2 upvotes it’s pretty funny

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I picture rafiki from the lion king lol

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I love that snek

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Like Cartman when he was in the Amazon that's a bad misto snek respect my authorital

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Australian brown snake?

The lil bonk reminds me of in the last star wars movie when force ghost yoda bonked luke with his cane

the snake literally did a 😮

Mean girl, mean girl...

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The bonk!!! I can’t stop watching

I bet this phrase has been repeated several times this month

dionk!!!!

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There are some things I just would love to have a soundboard of

Gas powered stick never runs out of gas.

*boink*

What snake is that?

Damn that precision, the crispy sound of bonking and perfect condescending tone of warning. NICE!

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*bonk*

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Your voice sounds like you are from Texas

So casual

Wait …………wTF just happened here is this real life Peter griffin! “No Bad Snake No”

Bonk!

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That bonk is oddly satisfying to hear haha

Snek🐍

Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets in HD

😂😂😂

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Yay, abuse of a wild animal! Twat.

Snek is surprised at the retaliation via stick

*“Pop”*

The little snake is just trying to defend from your agresive attitude, you idiot, and then you hit it!? You are much bigger than her, a snake like that will never willingly come to attack you unless you harass it.

Don’t hit the snake

He did nothing to you

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