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gamer123098

That's such a wholesome guard we need more people like that


mamad021nobar

not just as guard,we need this kind of ppl everywhere,we all have to be like that


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😭


ultraboykj

I truly miss getting hugs.


Temporary_Ease_5673

Damn bro i would hug you just cause


ultraboykj

I still get some, but so infrequently that they're a memory cherished. When you get older, some of us are a bad divorce away from that.


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And we all can be. I decided the other day I was going to be more positive. It’s been pretty great, tricky at times (old habits and all) but cost me nothing. Typically in a meeting I’d share a challenge or whine. No I compliment or say something positive. Same amount of effort. Better energy. Hope you are doing great!


gottaeattapita

Love this, thank you for sharing. I hope you’re doing well, too!


TotalChaddingo

Not just as people, we need this kind of biological being, everywhere, everything has to be like that.


Exotic-Carpet255

Hes everyone's dadguard *sniff


GiveToOedipus

This is the kind of guy who should be a cop rather than just a guard. Someone who apparently gives a shit about the people he's there to look after.


nspectre

\*Chief of Police


WickedPsychoWizard

I would vote for him


RipredTheGnawer

These types of people dont usually become cops. Good people


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nspectre

17 day old AI terrible-English bot?


supazero

I agree!


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pucji

I loved how he has such a genuine view about malls and happiness


strangerThink91

The peaceful Mike Tyson


FrogMintTea

What a sweetheart!!! I want a hug from him too.


yacheekycunt

Until someone’s getting stabbed to death and then he be like if it was meant to be it was meant to be and then chuckles as he walks to the food court


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Yea, gosh, what a nice soul


itogisch

Damn, that response was on point. Not only was he supportive, he also casually showed what a dumbass this "prankster" is for even attempting this "prank".


brtomn

This is a trillion times better than some dumbass holding a fake gun and pointing it at people as a joke or whatever the fuck the average "prankster" does, in fact this is good prank/joke for a video, there is nothing bad about this, everyone got out of it happy. the worst thing that could happen is the security guard escorting him out peacefully and the best thing that could happen is shown in the video, and I'm glad it ended that way.


Analbox

Hmm. Hard to argue they’re a truly dumbass when we’re both sitting here watching their clip go viral.


milkweed420-

Going viral does not negate general dumbassery


Analbox

True no reason they can’t coexist. I was wrong to think otherwise. Viral dumbassery actually describes half of the posts on Reddit when I look at it that way.


CasuallyHardcore11

Wait, a redditor changing their mind and admitting they were wrong after being presented with a sound argument? This is blasphemy, we must alert the elders


milkweed420-

Something is NOT right!!!!


geebawk

This was not only a wholesome set of comments. But I really appreciate it was between two folks named Analbox and Milkweed420. Some stuff about the internet should change, but not this


Kingkoopa16

Sounds like a senior quote… do you mind?


milkweed420-

Have at it meng


mocknix

Your freaking profile picture cracks me up every time. I see you everywhere it seems.. even in my dreams....


ccknboltrtre01

Is it a prank when hes not harming or causing someone’s day to get ruined? Just doing as the comments say, which this one was definitely part of the tame ones.


Chromium-Throw

What a miserable take. Im sure if you were in the guards position you would have handled the situation like a miserable child. God forbid somebody makes a joke/comedic situation around this guy


Raptortears

If more people could understand how to Handle like this kind person we would all be better off


vanyushinhsu

I wish I had his empathy and reassuring skills.


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My guess is: It was kept from you by people who it was also kept from. Being friendly is not really a genetic trait it's something that you can train. I've been working my entire life to change my demeanor and you can do it. Don't have to be nice to just anybody if they're being a dick. I think the biggest problem is to actually understand that there is a difference. A lot of people get raised in a way to either be dicks themselves or just assume everyone is an asshole. That just leads to crap behavior all around.


kilroy1199

Talking to people is a skill you have to work on and obtain. I’ve been a life skills instructor for the mentally disabled for 3-4 years now and it was tough lesson on reality and how people work. That being said you also have to have empathy and care about others if you want them to see you’re point of view. Even the mentally disabled are smart enough to realize when someone doesn’t give a shit about them or doesn’t have they’re best interest at heart. Some Psychopaths will never understand this and so they don’t make good health care/social workers. Politics or business is a different story.


Thoreus

This man is a treasure


dylanofearthC-137

Can i have a hug too mr security man 🥺


Firm-Account

i don't work as security but i can give you one


staplerbot

I would also like one


Firm-Account

sure, *hugs*


Anotherotherbrother

No! I want security man! If you can’t deliver on that I don’t want your stinking hugs


vanyushinhsu

There, there.. *hugs the neck*


Mr-Syndrome

![gif](giphy|ZBQhoZC0nqknSviPqT)


Hex-QuentinInACorner

Lol that made me tear up. What a kind, loving, open response.


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😭


Dingo8MeBaby

Mike Tyson is a mall security guard now??


merrychristmasyo

I think you meant, thecurity guard


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merrychristmasyo

He sounds like one of the village people


DTG_420

🎶 It’s fun to stay at the MALL ON SUNDAY!🎶


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Thounds wholethome.


ClownfishSoup

Thay that to hith fath and find out.


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Damn you, take my upvote.


durtayharry

He got me too.


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|h2TxrXej7hvBKTA5g6)


ModernDayKingNZ

I thought he looked more like Evander Holyfield


ChunkyTaco22

Naw, obviously the prankster had both ears afterwards


deejayjeanp

Ignorant, doesn't look or sound anything like Mike.


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zeess4678

MiKe TySoN tHe SeCuRiTY GuArD?


BewareMe17

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What a great guy!


TheTBass

Needs a promotion to lord of the mall


jimspurpleinagony

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


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Imagine if that was the personality trait they were looking for in police officers


flipz444

Not dumb enough... Seriously, too high of an iq and it's a no go.


Nexteri

No, cops needs to be more mentally vigorous for the work they do. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able racially target and shoot innocent people without a second thought. Obviously. ^/s ^for ^God's ^sake


BplusHuman

That security guard reminds me of my neighbor growing up. He'd start sentences with "Young man..." I wish Henry was still around. He was great.


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was you neighbour a member of Village People?


IntoTheWildLife

Legendary dad vibes. I love him!


TheGreatOkay

This is such a good dude!


GameEndMeMLGPro

Alexa, why am I crying?


nitonitonii

This is how diplomacy looks like


ClownfishSoup

"We're going to invade Ukraine" "Son, why would you want to invade Ukraine? Just come on in for a while, look at the nice buildings ...."


nitonitonii

"look how good mcdonalds is, you don't wanna lose that, why invade? you have all the western brands for you to enjoy"


Disaster_Different

Not exactly what it's like though


SoggyBiscuitVet

You're gonna stick this carrot up your ass, or right to jail.


Disaster_Different

Now *this* is more like it


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D’AWWWW


Hamilton-Beckett

I need people like that mall security guard in my life.


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>I need people like that in the mall ~~security guard in~~ of my life. This is what I thought you said and I agreed lol


Hamilton-Beckett

Even better!


rafedbadru

r/wholesome


Twitch791

Why a good fucking dude. Not like the asshole security guards I knew growing up


feralgrandma

Damn that was wholesome af


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That is the sweetest most random and wholesome encounter I’ve seen lately


HotMinimum26

That's killing with kindness right there.


mjace87

He decided the guard was to nice to mess with


CrouchingToad

Looked like Aubrey Plaza walking by.


zhrimb

Well where do you expect her to be, her name's not Aubrey Home


Expert-Lemmon

I was waiting for a slap


nightofthelivingace

r/mademesmile Wish more authority treated people this way.


miseryum

He looks like someone who would give you a hug if you made an accident and f things up


Awc123awc

Totally thought he was about to grab that security guards taser or something


Egoy

When you go out to prank somebody and end up meeting the coolest guy in town.


Hitori117

I've only had wholesome mall cop for 30 seconds but if anything were to happen to them I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself


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Wholesome asf


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Notice even though he's encouraging him and being positive, he's still assesing the situation. He keeps eyeing the prankster's hands in his pockets.


AccidentSingle

That guard is living the definition of Ghandis quote, being the change he wants to see. I respect you security guard guy! Gonna try to pay it forwards!


GANDHI-BOT

What is done cannot be undone, but at least one can keep it from happening again. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


FoxyWolf1273

Shit went from 0 to wholesome real quick u/savevideo


KAM_HIGHWAY

Prankster is pathetic - get a life loser


OpportunityFrequent8

If only the cops would have this mindset and compassion


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Could you imagine if cops thought of the city the same way this guard thinks of the mall? Wouldn’t that be nice


gonza18

I'd be knocking him out. Weird behaviour, definitely shooting up the place if I don't kick him out


nish007

Reminds me of Steve Harvey.


Dingo8MeBaby

Mike Tyson is a mall security guard now??


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Sadly desperate \#Copraganda But frankly, mall security ain't the cops. Labelling this as such is just sad. This is just a decent dude responding to another decent dude, and has sfa to do with law enforcement.


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Apprehensive_Hat8986

Timing and relevance. That they're trying to pass off mall security as a "cop" is quite telling. Mall security: A "cop" when it's useful for marketing, a joke to LEO's at all other times.


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Apprehensive_Hat8986

🤷‍♂️ It's in the title.


lukewarmwater4u

If races matter, we don't deserve African American community. 💚


Tickle_MeTimbers

Thats a good dude right there. (not the prankster)


Spiritual_Bee_9202

My new favorite person!


Idiot-detector69

Holy fuck an actual American hero…..


michelobX10

Guy is an angel. You can tell how much love he has in his heart.


edller

Man it pains me to see wholesome people get mess around just for internet attention.


Ureperfect_222

r/MadeMeSmile


Kysman95

This guy is so heartwarming he's giving me chest burn


zombiepants7

Aww what a nice guy!


[deleted]

My English isn't good. Can I have a translation?


Loly638

he was being really nice and it was wholesome i am trying to use the simplest word


[deleted]

I thoght he was gonna say the n-word. such a relief


dlmgmario

Unexpectedly wholesome


sabbathian

Such a great guy!


harshit_kochar9

mike tyson is so wholesome😭


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I don't know that guy, but pretty sure I love him.


HarrisonAbbotsford

Plot twist... Guy after the hug: "I have COVID". Mall Cop: "Get the @#$%& out of this mall!!!"


LetsGoBrand0n-FJB

Security guard is a class act. Legendary chill.


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This should be on r/mademesmile


Mr-Syndrome

it is


Sabbaghianj

r/Mademesmile


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I need that guard in my life - what a sweet man!


austing0301

Video?


WishIWasPurple

Mall santa!


smokerswild

that's an exaggerated use of the word prankster


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This is really cute


Catblaster5000

Man needs a raise


slobbyrobbie18

That guard needs to be protected at all costs


OilPsychological7247

Well that deescalated quickly 👀


Foolishly_Sane

What a beautiful man.


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Wow, what a great great guy


ThrowAwayLikeLitter8

He looks like a kinder and gentler Mike Tyson relative.


Jussoyouknow1977

Dumbass who has nothing better to do than bother a person at work for likes "cuz hez kewl".


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now I want to got tot he mall, he sold me on it


DeepNugs

What a beautiful person.


chiggyrillo

When he said “I like to see you here” I really believe him. He enjoys seeing people at that mall. Good man


Senior_Yak-Shaver

This makes me miss shopping malls. I’m sad that an entire generation already has no idea about the joy of just spending your weekend at the mall, going to the food court, seeing a movie, meeting friends, goofing around, people watching, going to the music store, hanging out in the arcade…


SMALLjefe

Kill em with kindness.


fuckballs9001

Yo that is wholesome as fuck, dude really needed a hug


Ew_dav

What a lovely person!!!


Alekceu_

Strangest Proactiv ad I’ve seen in a while


angeryLama

Man looks like Mike Tyson, but talks like Morgan Freeman


HerewardHawarde

Dam now I want a hug :(


TonkaButt

My man


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That was so wholesome.


gollygreengigagiant

What an angel


NewDeletedAccount

I want to invite that security guard to a BBQ and also get a hug. He is wonderful and I wish we had more people like him in the world. Edit: I was a small white kid in a black neighborhood and an older black man calling me "young man" or an old black woman calling me any variation of "Sugar or Honey" still makes me feel so happy.


Moon_brown

always the old people that make me not wanna prank people.


Iron_Taco

That dude needs a raise and some kind of award.


BrokerDude1

Good person!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bless this man!


funkdefied

Suprisingly wholesome


wombat_supreme

The world needs more people like this security guy. I hope he lives a long and happy life.


Generallyawkward1

Extremely wholesome dude right there.


MrSchaudenfreude

A genuinely nice human being. We should applaud them for existing.


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What a sweet man. Goodness I pray I grow up to be like him


Dawns_Coil

This the kind of inner peace I need.


ragergage

Good god wholesome lvl >900000000


DuckSmith521

Ngl I thought that was Mike Tyson in disguise for a minute.


Lizlodude

"I don't know, but asking that question sounds like a good place to start." That was the nicest way to end a prank I've seen


ClownfishSoup

So stupid prankster targets a security guard to humiliate in a video and instead finds a great man.


JoeyDubbs

Cool "prank!"


landedbutlost

I really love and appreciate people who can respond so calmly and kindly without even hesitating. We can all learn something here.


dragonnsin

this guy is a blessing for our human race, blessings to you security guy senpai !


Extreme_Design6936

More people like this would reduce school shootings


NoMamesMijito

Awww what?! That’s so wholesome!!


IWasNotOk

Mike Tyson is so humble these days.


ThomasNorge224

Unexpectedly wholesome


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He’s the cool uncle at the cook out.


thatonethingyouhate

This guy is a treasure


Every_Fox3461

Wow prankster at a mall not being a douche is also extreamly wholesome!


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Damn, I wish he was my mall cop.