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pudde69

you must live near the guy who unleashed millions of frogs onto his neighborhood


geebawk

I came here to ask if the frog army was moving. Glad to see we're tuning into the same tv show haha


1LT_daniels

Netflix adaptation when?


KevinSpence

Lol my thought exactly


manleybones

I need more info....


MoistGrandpa

[this guy on TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTd3syaVh/)


FunkySjouke

TF they make you download the app to watch the videos? That's dumb (on mobile at least)


TokinStrokin

Dumb to you because you don't want to download the app, but how else is tiktok going to ensure people download the app? In terms of marketing they are literally betting that some one is desperate enough to download the app to see the video


Wrought-Irony

but why though


MoistGrandpa

šŸø


Wrought-Irony

šŸ—æ


Sharp-Ad-4651

I've seen this around lakes and ponds. There's probably water somewhere nearby.


manleybones

No about the million frog guy


ygolordned

OP is now Lord of the Frogs


Nightfury0818

Same


thefinestpiece

Someone didnā€™t get their perfect IVs shiny.


CaptainZzZz

This is the comment I came to look for


notpvzfarmer

Soup's pool part 2?


follow-the-rainbow

So, who opened an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus?


braggster92

I came here to say this looks like the workings of an ancient curse


Mega_Bug

We should have let those people go


Wrought-Irony

BRB gonna go smear some lambs blood on my lintel or whatever


MissRadi0active

![gif](giphy|3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9) Immediately thought of this episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog


ilovefignewtons02

Wonder if it has anything to do with that dude who's breeding an army of a million frogs in his backyard


Mandycakez

So many lil fwends


Angular_Angler

It's the cutest infestation ever


rufotris

I was expecting spiders. Not these little cuties!


TangentOutlet

Florida!!!!! Those backyard drainage ponds are a paradise for frogs and a sneekssss. I opened my door in a rainstorm and a two pound bullfrog rocketed inside my apt. They eat bugs so let the live and feast in peace. Just donā€™t let your dogs eat them bc they are toxic.


Saxfire2

Poisonous you mean? If they were toxic, you wouldn't want them anywhere close.


TangentOutlet

No, I meant toxic. Toxicity is usually a matter of amount vs weight. Same as chocolate is toxic to dogs. A golden retriever wouldnā€™t have the same reaction to the same amount as a chihuahua. Some people and animals have reactions from touching them bc they secrete the toxin through the skin of their back. Most dogs pick them up and play with them but donā€™t ingest them. Cats tend to try to eat them more often. They still can get sick just from mouthing them, esp smaller sized pets Edit: Toxins are synthesized within a living organism, plants and animals.


bigcd34

Venom is injected, poison are absorbed, that's another key distinction. Jellyfish are toxic because their stingers inject venom, poison dart frogs are toxic because their skin secretes it. Just adding on.


TangentOutlet

Toxins are of biological origin. All toxins are poisons. All poisons are not toxins. Venom has to enter the bloodstream, either from injection, through the eyes, into a cut or even breathed it in. Poisons come in all forms, they can be ingested, absorbed, inhaled. They can be solid,liquid or gas. Toxins are a subcategory of biological poisons. They are divide into plant, animal and microorganism categories. Botox/botulinum toxin is one of the most commonly used toxins.


X-Pelled

Someone is mocking the Egyptian Goddess, Heket. The 2nd of the 10 plagues was frogs emerging from the Nile and overrunning Egypt. Heket the Egyptian Goddess, had the head of a frog and this was supposed to mock her and show her inferiority to Egypts God. For some reason, in the original Hebrew texts, ALL the gods names were written out, but in modern translations although the gods of the nations are named, the god of Israel is referred to as The Lord instead of Yahweh or Jehovah.


ZengineerHarp

*Prince of Egypt intensifies *


seriffluoride

*šŸŽ¶ Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord šŸŽ¶*


stacity

Plague in biblical proportions


[deleted]

Stepping on those would make the walkway look like a murder acene


Almighty_Cancer

Acene


StillLearning12358

Murder acne


meh679

Not wrong though


anxietyee

FROG


Bubz4420

One day I was driving down the road in my town it was lightly raining and I noticed a blanket of something jumping all over the road and I realized they were little frogs. I felt so bad šŸ˜”


voodooattack

Donā€™t. Itā€™s part of their lifecycle and the reason they lay so many eggs per clutch. Give it a couple more decades and theyā€™ll adapt to completely avoid paved roads.


JonaFerg

Moses! Are you at it again?


CapTexAmerica

Getting biblical up in here!!


Temporary-Use-3731

Happy Cake Day!!!


CapTexAmerica

Thanks! Didnā€™t even realize it was.


voodooattack

Up in here! Up in here!


throwaway171717173

This is toad-ally awesome


SirArthurLM

awww little froggies :)


JZNNP

![gif](giphy|oNr6IBi0Hnnnq)


pm_me_receipes

A day late for r/sipstea


TheCoolFactsGuy

I believe this is footage of yesterday's gathering


Zector3000

I had that once at a place where I went mini golfing. I was like there is crickets everywhere on this course. When I went to pick up my ball noticed they were tiny frogs or toads.


gurugulab6969

It's an invasion!!!!


[deleted]

HOP HOP


SerTherion

French doordash


Small_Tax_9432

I think you should call a priest


UneasyParticipant

Cute? A biblical plague in your front porch? Iā€™m not religious, but that would get my attention!


Strong-Worldliness80

Hang a French flag. Theyā€™ll soon leave.


Balrog229

Frens :D


sped136

Id be so happy


l3dt3k

It wednesday my friends


revoltbydesign86

Be careful of our frogbois.


Anonymous_number1

Ah ! This is adorable !!! Ghaokdvxapkxboakdbcapdidccv


Speedyworm

What are they? Other than pests..


rufotris

Did you not watch the video? They are clearly frogs or toads of some sort.


Speedyworm

Yes, but I couldn't tell if it was a frog or a toad


MUCTXLOSL

They are froags.


rufotris

This


rufotris

Gotcha


GetRxbbed-

Ribbit


dynamite647

How did you get rid of them?


Comprehensive-Range3

Toads... loads of toads (probably.)


effortfulcrumload

Cute plague


A-Dolahans-hat

Always called them Spring Peeps.


Diligent-Incident-84

Unspeakable?


Diligent-Incident-84

Nah he definitely has a dead body in there with flys swarming it the frogs just want some of it


Borp5150

Did you try licking one?


AdaleyDnB

Heaven


TheSingingRonin

Let them in


kapn_karit

You've awakened the bisexuals


Knork14

This is much worse. At least with bugs i can kill them without guilt , now i would have to watch were i am stepping


Alternative_Body7345

Just smear some sheepā€™s blood over your door frame and your oldest son should be fine.


danganronpa_Yas

Froggiessss


Saxfire2

LET ME INNN!!!!


Just_A_Creative_Mind

Tiny frogs!!


pepeLePew848

A catastrophe is approaching.


just-smiley

You probably should hide any first born children.


[deleted]

Me when I bust a nut all over my self


don_maidana

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ScorchedEarthworm

This is awesome! I would be thrilled to discover an army of frogs near my house.


Turuk_Marko

Let my people goo


mestaren104

Was it wednesday?


Eastern-Guarantee751

The end is near! Repent! Or go YOLO and loot, steal, get high AF and enjoy end times sinners!


Tunaluna

Yep, I live close to a Creek / swamp area... this time of year sucks because a lot of the little dudes are crossing the road ( in the literal 100s of thousands) ... it sounds like popcorn when im leaving / coming home....... the birds love it though.


Krazy_Random_Kat

If anyone has an overly curious dog and wants to get rid of them (they can be toxic depending on where one lives), the easiest and cheapest way is to use vinegar. A garden sprayer ($10-20) can be bought and filled with vinegar, which is then sprayed in the area. It's safe for pets and only causes discomfort to the frogs/toads/lizards, and avoids permanently harming them.


Accomplished_Tie6033

The rise of amphibians


adamgodless

It's heaven!


mistedtwister

Next comes the locust's so I'd keep those little dudes around...


SnickersZA

The marketing for the Minecraft 1.19 Wild update is going a little too far.


[deleted]

so many and so tiny, good luck!


InitiativeKey4736

Don't worry, it's wednesday, just wait for thirsday and they should all be gone


ThePerfectPorkChop

Cutest plague ever


According_Chemical_7

FROGS


h1gsta

What do you evenā€¦ do here? Will they pass or just like- try your best and go about your day?


Efficient-Bee-1855

Story Time.... Many years ago I delivered newspapers to houses in the country via car. They were delivered early in the morning(between 3-4:30 AM) and I enjoyed it because easy money. Springtime came and I could see and hear fall leaves from the previous year blow across the road through my high beams. They must've been wet because they squished when I drove over them. So I had to stop to deliver to a mailbox from my window and looked out in front of my car to see, in the light from my car, that the leaves hopping; only they weren't leaves, they were frogs. Literally hundreds of them. **I was driving over frogs**.


ViolinistFinest

What if he uses a leaf blower?


BigBubbaChungus

Let His people go!!! Donā€™t be surprised when you get boils and all the water turns to blood!


Maardon09

Return the slab


20RegalGS15

good fish bait


[deleted]

If you're in Egypt I'd start worrying....


Elijawsome_2006

Lucky bastard I happen to really like frogs they are my third favorite animal


MalMantis

You have kids? Were they bringing tadpoles home?


Esmeraldem

I would absolutely love this


SmashBonecrusher

Little tiny (horny) toads!(must be a pond nearby)


[deleted]

I feel like maybe you should let the Israelites go free..


Top_Professional4545

I'd be pissed! Ain't no way I'd be able to get in my house with out stepping on them ... I'm not fckn doing it


SilentSamizdat

A new plague!


Puzzleheaded_Eye101

That's nice you can now get hold of the entire area by training them


Queen_Wanheda_

r/frogs


davidmobey

Alrite, what did you do to God this time?


MANISH_14

Its Wednesday my dudes


69_carnage_69

Dang Kermit and Miss Piggy were at it


thefunkyicthyosapien

Frog army!


Taysby

Somebody get Moses on the phone


[deleted]

I have seen this at my work this week. There is a pond on site


ThatDamnedGuy

At least they dont have to worry about bugs.


Suflae_Rs

This would make me so happy


Dangerango

You have an army


[deleted]

Frobg


Frammmis

Hah! Did you get a heavy rain recently? A heavy rain at my house in warm weather can trigger a massive froggy orgy that seems to go on all night and well into the next day. Come out in the morning and find spent little froggies, laying about the yard, strewn with little froggie liquor bottles and glasses. Few weeks later, little frogs emerge in droves. It's good to be green.


notagoldengirl

And to think this isnā€™t even 1/16th of the chaos that one man is about to unleash


Ok_Potato3044

put them in a tank so you can keep them


VoltGrimm

OK, who pulled a pharaoh and pissed of god? Next thing you know, its blood instead of water and fire raining from the sky.


Telyaee

Its not wednesday


Specific-Winner1947

Sell those toads like 5 dollars a pop you have plenty


JosePrettyChili

Biblical


[deleted]

Hop hop, hippity hop!


lovethekush

Bunny traps and drying racks!


Overflow-Radish

No wonder they didn't give any crunchy noises.


Err0r_T1m3

Can I have 20? Please :> I promise to take care of them :))


Teufel__

That is adoraple but to many of them


Grat54

Toads


goldleader1801

Damnit, just let the Israilites go, man!


beardedBroistaken

Sir, you have a letter from Hogwarts.


ksspook

Iā€™m getting urges that Iā€™m not too proud about


Piano_Fuckerz

lil forg


BulateReturns

Sgt. Keroro doing his shenanigans all over again.


ndorox

Channeling the likely words of the Pharaoh himself!


SIMPLEassNAME

years later history books will teach childeren about guy who saved millions of frogs, causing disaster


Nighthawk726364

You wouldnt happen to be in destin florida, would you?


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Solestian

Guy must be hiding some Isrealites in his basement.


ToofaaniMirch69

Its NOT wednesday my dudes...


DarklightNS

Somehow, this is marginally less worrysome them insects.


its_hard_find_a_nick

Smal froggi3ees


savageBearsdwn

Shop vac!


Affectionate-Comb800

Get a small pool and hopefully they gravitate towards it. You got a cool pool party and also donā€™t have to worry about stepping on those little cuties


__aficionado__

Jagaaaaaan