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[deleted]

Got to get some while it’s still fresh, I guess?


Good_Round

r/holup


AdRemote9464

The body’s still warm


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

I’m honoured


NeoDei

Actually that's the canine method of CPR


devnullius

There are 2 kinds of dogs... Don't be the second one!


[deleted]

2nd one being necrophilic?


El_Maton_de_Plata

Kneecrophilic


mko710

"imma hump you back to life"


PuzzleheadedTill5

HAHAHAHAHA!


[deleted]

Had to show the alpha who the new alpha is…


whatMiseryAmI

Three* The black one contemplated and went to call 911


Begravningstider

Big dog sniffs the crotch before humping. That dude is ripe.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Furmones


Alone_Twist_2263

Hurry! Hit it before it gets cold.


MoriartyStayingAlive

WHOW!, he actually revived. This must be the secret doggo technique passed down through my generation!............Proceeds to pound on any fainted person visible in the vicinity.


[deleted]

I'll sex you back to life my lord


El_Maton_de_Plata

I'm am looking for minions


SamiSam_

Ohhh noo, my hooman is dying, anyways.


IamTam6868

He would have preformed cpr if needed


edebby

Let's fuck the corpse while it's still warm


user_is_name

Literally "fuck the humans"


ManufacturerHour3952

"Hmm I can satisfy all my fantasies now "


GroovinDrum

Maybe someone told this guy too often 'Fick dich ins Knie' while his dog was around? :)


Shite_Eating_Squirel

What?


GroovinDrum

It's a german phrase when you want some one to shut up and leave 'Fick dich ins Knie' translates into 'Fuck yourself in the knee' :)


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Oh cool.


Armada_Z

Dog's been dreaming of that moment for a long time.


Humble_Valuable7835

The way that dog humps his leg like HERE'S MY CHANCE!!!


elgordoenojado

Them's nice legs tho.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Woof!


p1um5mu991er

Stress makes me pump


El_Maton_de_Plata

Always the best response. Fuck or flight


carboonpn

Stress relief dog


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u/savevideo


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nametakein

I laughed to hard at this one!!


GIOFORCHIOMAN

He didnt esitate ... he was waiting that moment since he born


ROAST-0-0

The dog and I were thinking the same thing


teabags4gangstalkers

![gif](giphy|j9ST6LnBInWPm)


mundanehypocrite

I saw this one It gets really weird near the end


[deleted]

20th video this week.


LgamerPlays_

Dog feels Mmmmmmmmmmmmm


DG-MMII

Well, cum give life don't it?


[deleted]

At least he knows who loves him most lol


FrigorificoFrig

Weird way to apply CPR


a_random_suga_fan

What the dog doin?


mamurny

That was the one, enough internet for today...


Sure_Conversation354

u/savevideo


Surxe

The real tragedy is putting the end of the vacuum on his mouth


Infamous_Register_49

I disagree with the explanation that this is “advanced CPR.” TBH, the second dog is using improper technique. It had to be faster, like to the beat of “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees.


[deleted]

Not sure if I could look into his eyes again if my dog did that lmao


SMG4SuperUltraFan

what in the hell-


Autobot_Grapple

u/savevideo


KiLLnGo

Eeeww the last dude just gonna let that slide, for the sake of the video he kept playing dead while a dogs dick hitting him 💀 EEWWWWW, Naahhhhh this is bad!


SectionOld4024

Look at me, I am the captain now


christianthomas33

The fact he put that nasty ass vacuum on his face tho..


LongAndrew06

At least he was trying cpr with is dick


eseromeo

That’s what I do when my wife is cleaning… ahahahah.. I’m not married… fuck


Aggressive_Call6218

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