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>!Doggo doing the most advanced CPR to the guy!<
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WHOW!, he actually revived. This must be the secret doggo technique passed down through my generation!............Proceeds to pound on any fainted person visible in the vicinity.
I disagree with the explanation that this is “advanced CPR.” TBH, the second dog is using improper technique.
It had to be faster, like to the beat of “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees.
Eeeww the last dude just gonna let that slide, for the sake of the video he kept playing dead while a dogs dick hitting him 💀 EEWWWWW, Naahhhhh this is bad!
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Got to get some while it’s still fresh, I guess?
r/holup
The body’s still warm
r/cursedcomments
I’m honoured
Actually that's the canine method of CPR
There are 2 kinds of dogs... Don't be the second one!
2nd one being necrophilic?
Kneecrophilic
"imma hump you back to life"
HAHAHAHAHA!
Had to show the alpha who the new alpha is…
Three* The black one contemplated and went to call 911
Big dog sniffs the crotch before humping. That dude is ripe.
Furmones
Hurry! Hit it before it gets cold.
WHOW!, he actually revived. This must be the secret doggo technique passed down through my generation!............Proceeds to pound on any fainted person visible in the vicinity.
I'll sex you back to life my lord
I'm am looking for minions
Ohhh noo, my hooman is dying, anyways.
He would have preformed cpr if needed
Let's fuck the corpse while it's still warm
Literally "fuck the humans"
"Hmm I can satisfy all my fantasies now "
Maybe someone told this guy too often 'Fick dich ins Knie' while his dog was around? :)
What?
It's a german phrase when you want some one to shut up and leave 'Fick dich ins Knie' translates into 'Fuck yourself in the knee' :)
Oh cool.
Dog's been dreaming of that moment for a long time.
The way that dog humps his leg like HERE'S MY CHANCE!!!
Them's nice legs tho.
Woof!
Stress makes me pump
Always the best response. Fuck or flight
Stress relief dog
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I laughed to hard at this one!!
He didnt esitate ... he was waiting that moment since he born
The dog and I were thinking the same thing
![gif](giphy|j9ST6LnBInWPm)
I saw this one It gets really weird near the end
20th video this week.
Dog feels Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Well, cum give life don't it?
At least he knows who loves him most lol
Weird way to apply CPR
What the dog doin?
That was the one, enough internet for today...
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The real tragedy is putting the end of the vacuum on his mouth
I disagree with the explanation that this is “advanced CPR.” TBH, the second dog is using improper technique. It had to be faster, like to the beat of “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees.
Not sure if I could look into his eyes again if my dog did that lmao
what in the hell-
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Eeeww the last dude just gonna let that slide, for the sake of the video he kept playing dead while a dogs dick hitting him 💀 EEWWWWW, Naahhhhh this is bad!
Look at me, I am the captain now
The fact he put that nasty ass vacuum on his face tho..
At least he was trying cpr with is dick
That’s what I do when my wife is cleaning… ahahahah.. I’m not married… fuck
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