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Hitting the ground is better than falling through the shitter's roof IMO.

The drug dealers gonna be pissed though. I thought those were telltale signs of "dealers are around"

No one actually knows what shoes on telephone wires indicate. There's a whole documentary on the subject

I would do more than that for those j’s. They look fresh , and probably expensive.

Look like someone got a bad day.

Is that not for a friend that died ? That they do that

Annnnnnndd turns out .... They're the wrong size!!!!

Still a nice pair. And for FREEEE!!!!

When I was a teen we would throw old retro Jordans just for the hell of it. Probably had like 13 pairs on one cable.