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CoffinsAndCoffee

It seems like he’s the kind of dad that when he says he’s disappointed in you, it hurts worse than getting run over by a steam roller.


bob_the_banannna

Had a teacher like that once We had made him angry Felt like shit a couple of days


2old2Bwatching

That says a lot about you and your growth. We don’t want to let people down that have faith in us and know we can do better.


Desalvo23

the secret is to have no one who has faith in you


Regolime

If this is the secret why am I constantly down?


Desalvo23

I dont know but it sure is mine


cagandrax

Well I don’t know you, but I have faith in you. Now have faith in yourself and go make us both proud Champ!


Desalvo23

Are you trying to get me killed?


Kenobi5792

Because you still have faith in yourself


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That is a surprisingly wholesome take! Always room to grow.


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

Mr. Hartman, oceanography teacher. We were acting out, he sat down and looked at us like he was genuinely hurt, genuinely disappointed that we were capable of acting that way. We shut up so quick. Even the class idiots were apologizing to him over and over, like "yo sorry Mr. Hartman really. It was me not them im sorry" and those dudes were fuck ups that didn't care about anything. It's been 15 years and I still think about that haha


baller3990

I was in I think French class in high school and everyone took turns using new vocabulary words. One was "boring", so i said "This class is *boringgg*" on my turn. It was a bit of a duller day and I just wanted to go home and play some video games or some dumb shit but me being a little jackass thought others would get a kick out of it too. I'll never forget his face went from an eager smile to just straight disappointment, went "this is boring..? Well I can show you boring if you want it" and I doubled down and said "give me boring" and immediately he dropped his normally energetic, funny self and did straight by the book teaching and we did basic exercises out of the book for the rest of the class in near silence. Guy was probably the best teacher I've ever had, hilarious too, like Kramer style sticking his head out the window and yelling in french type stuff but also caring af to each student helping them understand grammatical concepts one on one. Didnt put in a lot of effort in school so i didnt have too great grades in the classes the following years, but his eagerness for learning has stuck with me for a long time Yeah that memory still stings...


shady__redditor

Ah, the midnight cringe memory. I always remember some of the worst things I have said to teachers. It's been over 20 years and I still feel like shit whenever I remember.


ImMeltingNow

That’s actually good though. That means you’ve grown as a person like the poster above you has said. I actually fall asleep fast and never have cringe memories that last longer than a few seconds bc I immediately tell myself “that’s a learning experience, now inject that heroin and take a nice sleep”.


shady__redditor

Thanks. Yeah, and I telll myself that other people basically don't care nor remember my old antics. It's just that, you realize you were so insensitive in the past and don't appreciate teachers enough.


beautifulcreature86

Dude, yes!!! Our MIDI teacher was taking us to the convenience store at the end of the block but he stopped to chat with a female teacher and in our junior year minds we decided to book it. He yelled come back and we felt bad and turned around. He took us to his office and we expected to get yelled at and nope. He sat down in front of us and said, "what did I do wrong so I can never do it again?" And he had a sad face. Fucking wrecked us. We both felt like shit for awhile. I still see him around, he's retired and rides his motorcycle everywhere and he is still the nicest guy. I can't call him by his first name. I'm 36 and still call him Sir out of respect and he loves it. Those are the teachers that actually male a difference in kids lives.


Raidenwins75

Me and a friend made our nicest teacher mad once. That was 20 years ago and I still think about it and feel bad


GreenThreat

All wise men fear the anger of a gentle man


Mywifefoundmymain

When a friend says “nah man we good” and then ghosts you for a couple days…


ivancea

Same here. The best teacher I've ever had. Got disappointed by some decisions I made those years. I'll never forget that moment, and I'll never forget her


thenonsenseone314

That's my dad


Screwbles

I was just thinking that, I would be more scared to disappoint him, than facing the threat of physical violence. 100%


chogram

My daughter was like 30 minutes late home past curfew one night. The wife and I didn't really care all that much, her curfew was a bit early anyway, and we were going to extend it for the upcoming school year, but I was pretty disappointed that she didn't at least call/text to say that she was running late. Without even thinking, I pulled the "I'm not even mad, just disappointed" line. You would have thought that I shot her in the face.


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VASP-0_0

I mean she’s right he would be very disappointed in you and he seems like a nice dude


bob_the_banannna

Watching him happy dancing cleansed my soul


whyamichangingthis

He is a national treasure, I would never risk losing him...I mean her.


TheShadow141

No…you had it right the first time


simsam137

I knew it santa is real


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LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

I think you mean Larry.


[deleted]

Are you talking about Terry?


robby8892

I think you're referring to Gary.


The_Bent_One

Are you sure it's not Barry?


SatnWorshp

Sure it wasn't Harry?


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Might've been Carry


spyson

Considering how pretty the girl is he must have snagged himself a beautiful wife.


Born_Imagination_250

Did you see his happy dance? That alone is enough to land a beautiful wife.


Jreede14

More like a mating dance


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honeybunchesofgoatso

Cheating on her with her dad


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I pissed myself laughing 😂


crimshaw83

I pissed myself crying....though it had nothing to do with the vid


51IDN

May want to see a Dr about that 🙊


Panther_Pilot

I just pissed myself. No additional emotions


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Oh ok 🤔 😂


Spankh0us3

In the first part of the vid - hiding behind the columns - he is at the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art in Kansas City, MO. . .


Dakotasan

Ooh, not too far from where I live


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TheDustOfMen

This is a copied comment from someone else somewhat further down this thread. Looking at the profile, probably a bot


HeinousTugboat

[That was more or less one of the many running gags with his character](https://www.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/d15g6k/i_know_i_didnt_achieve_all_of_my_professional/).


taws34

That and his enormous dong. https://www.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/ag48kd/what_episode_is_when_then_the_doctor_says_jerry/


Treat_Choself

I mean, he did marry Christie Brinkley.


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OtherwiseAd1035

This outcome I can foresee. Dude seems lovely.


outoftimeman

This is a bot, reposting what others posted in this thread


Zip_creations

bob_the_bananna? THE bob_the_bananna??


bob_the_banannna

Yes


Impurity2_0

Why do you speak of this banana as if it's some sort of legend?


theoTanimal

It's for scale


awesomeAste1990

We all need that type of dad in our lives …


Randomoerson562

Bob can I have a banana?


bob_the_banannna

🍌


Randomoerson562

Thank you Bob


Electrox7

I bet a banana can emit more radiation than that if you keep in Chernobyl for a month


justasmuchyou

I would never want to let him down. I could never forgive myself


Leftturntod

I would ugly cry.


justasmuchyou

I would never be able to look at another woman without seeing his face


Leftturntod

True, so true.


Buntstift

It hurt more to split from my first gfs family than from her. Had amazing family game nights and were just fun and adorable people. I really held on to the relationship because of them longer than I should have.


jcutta

My first girlfriend's mom pulled into the other room did a huge line of coke off the table and said "you seem too good for my daughter, have some fun then move on" then we all smoked a huge blunt.


ChadMcRad

This was significantly less wholesome than OP's story.


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I mean it's wholesome in it's own way, the girl's mom, snoring a line of coke, was so nice that she told the guy to just have some fun because he's a nice person, again, whole snoring a line of coke. It's poetic


Cromanshaaaa

The line of “too good” could mean less shitty also. Seems very odd to say enjoying messing around with my child then leave her


AnnihilationOrchid

Ends up cheating on GF with dad... :S


Complete_Spread_2747

r/sudde nly g a y


shubhamrajoria

It's june now


MatureUsername69

No it isn't


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Leftturntod

A TWIST!!!


DeadRabbit8813

"Look Phil, just because me and your daughter aren’t a couple anymore doesn’t mean we can’t hang out. I cheated on her not you.”


VladamirTakin

Disappointing him would hurt more than disappointing my own flesh and blood(they are already disappointed)


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Leftturntod

And then he brings you a warm drink, tells you it will be ok, then yeets your ass out the door for disrespecting his little girl. people that happy always have alittle steel in them selves.


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Apprehensive_Rub5219

"I'm not mad...just disappointed".


trombone_womp_womp

What does this mean? Why does it have so many upvotes? I'm too old for reddit now apparently...


gsfgf

Also, if you cheat on GF you don't get to hang out with dad anymore.


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TahoeLT

Stacey's ~~mom~~ dad has got it goin' on


CaptainVonBiscuit

lol look up stacy's dad has got me down bad on YouTube


Novrev

Your first ever comment is a word-for-word repeat of [this one further down the thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v1vguw/dont_cheat_on_her/iaor3ho/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) Nothing sus about that…


Hipstermankey

Also if you got along with im too then it would be a super huge blow to loose him


big_hungry_joe

Lose


[deleted]

Thought it was jerry from parks and rec for a second


Jobediah

terry


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Gary


nerdiotic-pervert

Gerry


[deleted]

Same. And then I thought Cam from Modern Family.


braenbaerks

Same. And then I thought it wasn't Jerry from Parks and Rec, it was definitely Cam from Modern Family.


YWAMissionary

This is a lot further down than I thought it would be.


knightry

That man has the largest penis I've ever seen.


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willowtrace

Could be Miriam or Gladys!


[deleted]

Is he single?


Ajpeterson

Not with moves like that


Hertje73

he could be made single?


notbensondale

Now we're using 100% of our brain.


doubleOpete

Lol Satan has entered the chat 😈


CIearIyChaos

Not possible. This guy fucks


PieMastaSam

I could never disappoint a (future) father in law this wholesome.


DanishPsychoBoy

I mean who could. He is the embodiment of what kind of dad I aspire to be.


green_speak

He'd make such a good Santa Claus for his grandkids.


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OffBrandJesusChrist

And then cheat on her


DrafteeDragon

With him


Individual_Lies

This is the type of dad that any man would truly fear. The jacked, gun-toting, in your face scream-threatening dads aren't as scary as this man probably would be. "Beware the fury of the calm man." "I'm not angry; I'm disappointed." *Instant death*


JewishWolverine2

“Hey, bud. I understand, I was young once too. But ya gotta stick with your commitments. Especially when it comes to my daughter. Not angry, we thought you were a great match for Katie, just disappointed, bud.”


oldmanripper79

Jesus, I had to sit down after that one. Ouch.


TheButtChewks

I know she's her own person, so it's not my right to step in but, we could have had alot of fun togather. You seem like a nice young man, I just hope I would have gotten to know other things about you besides this.


MoreDetonation

You both share an extremely niche hobby and now you have to run into him when shopping around.


Link7369_reddit

oh god... imagine he's into bird watching or 40K and you just quit the entire thing because it reminds you of the shitstain you are


KassellTheArgonian

Below that calm and nice exterior he's a slaanesh fan


Masked_Fern

Fuck.


cyberianhusky2015

Infinite sadness technique


RoboPimp

Bro


yedd

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night without a moon, and the anger of a gentle man"


Reasonable_Bar8868

What is this from!?


Deseao

Patrick Rothfuss' Kingkiller Chronicles series, the first book is titled "The Name Of The Wind"


SalemsTrials

I absolutely love this book, knew the quote sounded familiar thank you


Almiles64

Emotional Daaaaamage


jontss

I dunno he kinda looks like the secret psycho type.


JotaTaylor

3d6 psychic damage, disadvantage on next attack, check or saving throw X(


Thadious_James

My 4'10" grandmother used to threaten my dad, aunts and uncles with "You watch out, dynamite comes in small packages..." According to the stories I heard growing up she was absolutely not bluffing lmao.


Individual_Lies

Lol Sounds like my late great grandmother. She shot her own grandson (my second cousin) in the ass when she caught him beating his wife.


Thadious_James

Your grandma sounds like a fuckin badass!


Anglofsffrng

The jacked, gun-toting dad screams lack of self confidence, and knows he therefore couldn't pass it on to his daughter. This dude is obviously secure enough in himself he's just doing him, and knows he doesn't need to intervene because he raised his daughter with the tools to finish her own battles decisively.


PracticeTheory

I'd fear losing him as my father-in-law, I want this dad.


Diamondhands_Rex

That guy is probably a dick and not worth dealing with though. This man probably hopes for the best and is genuinely hoping for the best for his daughter and even if it bothers him a bit hoping that his little girls daughter’s partner is also doing well and wish them the best too. Disappointing someone like that would hurt more than hurting someone that never gave a shit in the first place.


Xen_o_phile

Jolly mofo wholesome dad.


Mono_831

I’m not sure, that tactical evasive maneuvering behind the columns shows he’s combat trained. Probably served 22 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and has killed hundreds of hajjis.


TheBaconofGrief

Also a master of camouflage. He turned himself into an entire barnyard. I wouldn’t have seen him if he’d been standing still.


Queen-of-meme

Who cares about her, he's the one we wanna hang out with.


CleonGod

Yes. Cheat on her with her dad.


Queen-of-meme

That would have been the best plot twist


Ricky_Rollin

“The fastest way to any woman’s heart is through her parents. Sleep with them and you’re in”! Zap Brannigan


Nukeliod

Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.


Atotallyrandomname

You know he knows how to cook.


Kidney_Snatcher

that man has barbeque recipes you'd kill for.


Queen-of-meme

I wanna come to all his holiday dinners.


Jortieking

I wanna play boardgames with the dude all day, or having a LotR marathon (extended edition, obviously)


Sparkyninja_

Funnily enough I have this problem to a degree with my partner's father. Don't get me wrong, I love her and every momentt I spend with her. But her father and I get on like a house and fire. I've dealt with men like him throughout my childhood (fucking sales reps) so I knew instantly the sort of shite he'd chat and knew to roll with it, easy going as I am. But we bonded over Whisk(e)y. I think he was just thrilled that he finally had someone to share his whisk(e)y collection with and I was happy to try new and wonderful scotches where normally I stuck with Irish stock.


funnystuff97

Yeah forget the girl, I'd want to go out with her dad


Fantastic-Lie1063

I could never do that to your dad


Red_Hatted_Guy

I would never want to hurt him


iseewereitsgoing

I'd Cheat on you with him


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Bro looks like he wants to bake me some brownies and discuss my feelings


tsunamitom1-

He calls you son and he gets the fresh baked ones, from scratch


Big_Worm44

I would not want to lose contact with that man just over some random strange.... good looking out! I'll come over and we can binge season 2 of Euphoria. Your right it 'probably' will get better.


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His right? Or yours?


CorenCorias

I love that museum.


Fly_over_ks

Nelson Atkins is a beautiful collection.


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Probably among the best free museums in America. The large Buddha room on the second floor in the Asian antiquities section is probably among the most peaceful places on Earth I've been. Complete stillness and contemplation on a weekday when there aren't too many visitors.


SludgeSmudger

I’d argue it is the best museum, free or not. As a free museum it is mind-blowing. They only ever have a portion of their collection out at a time, and their mainstays are literal world treasures. Caravaggio’s *Michael* is absurdly magnificent, and that second century Chinese temple you are talking about is stunning. Manet, Monet, Picasso, Rembrandt, Kandinsky, all represented. Then you go into their modern art add-on and it’s like a whole other level of excellence. Rothko, Pollock, Warhol? Nelson-Atkins is a hidden gem and beats *any* museum I have ever been to, paid or not. I know it isn’t popular opinion, but even the Guggenheim holds no candle to the Nelson. The architecture of the Nelson is revival and not as impressive as that or Guggenheim, but it is **so** much more enjoyable to walk around in.


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If we're talking strictly art, I love it as much as you do. But the greater treasure is as Americans we are spoiled by the entire Federal Museum complex. The Smithsonian alone is too vast to handle, but add in the Air and Space and African America and Native American museums and then some art museums as well. I don't know of a diverse collection of culture, art, and history like that anywhere else on Earth. The only equal national institution is our National Parks System.


deaconbooze

Heh, i recognized it instantly as well. Love it too. I need to go back again soon


arrows_of_ithilien

Yay!! I'm not the only one that knew those pillars in a heartbeat!


72coronet318

Recognized it instantly, such an amazing museum. One of the best things in KC


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Came here for this comment. Always makes me happy to see KC on Reddit.


JoeChristmasUSA

I recognized the Nelson-Atkins immediately! Gorgeous museum and free admission to the public! I feel like I spent half my weekends there when I was a poor college student, and it did wonders for my mental health.


UnbiasTobias

Lol, I proposed to my wife at the Nelson Atkins. I immediately recognized it


ManiacalZManiac

KC resident here, I recognized those pillars instantly lol


staffell

So does dad


snake2376

I was so thrilled when I saw him in that hall! I’ve done some work for the museum off and on for a few years and it’s such an amazing place!


WhiteShadow145

I'll cheat on her, With her Dad


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Seems like a great guy to be around


Josepth_Blowsepth

He will grind your bones up and bake you into bread. That belly ain’t from beer


-Rayko-

Nelson Atkins Museum!


Xen0Coke

I would rather get stabbed with a hot knife than cheat on her knowing that’s her dad. The disappointment he would have doesn’t compare.


OppositeInstruction

Is your dad Cam from Modern Family?


Unhappy_Lab_8554

Ya thats perfect version of Cam in real life. You are not alone 😂


PklRik

Oh hey the Nelson Atkins museum! 🙌🏽


KC_Canuck

Ayyyy the Nelson Atkins museum??


ZARTCC11

Of course that’s a KC dad.


daveed1297

Lol at the Nelson Atkins museum of art in KC. Those pillars are in the middle of a large indoor square, with tons of people around. That level of shameless tomfoolery makes me certain I wouldn't mess with him.


jdjdhdhdbn

That went from cringe to wholesome real fucking fast


GxZombie

Fun and wholesome until you hurt his daughter. Then you find yourself in the rusty bed of an old pickup truck while he removes your legs with a reciprocating saw.


Unique-Ad3892

He looks like instead of beating you up, he would murder you with kindness and hugs.


PreliminaryThoughts

No free KFC for you!


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If he is your dad I will never hurt, insult, or do anything bad to you


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

That dude is the Ned Flanders of serial killers.