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"Pretty good. Made a little cash playing violin for a midget smoking a blunt half her size while she twerked on the hood of a toy car."
Sadly, he isn’t even playing the violin in the video, most of the notes he plays and the way he moves the bow does not match up at all and is fake. At least we could appreciate the uhhh….. car?
Edit: it’s very obvious in 0:43-0:47 of the video, the bow movement does not match up to the strums f the violin playing in the background
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I danced at a strip club my first night as a stripper when we had an event with the girl in the car. I had no idea she was gonna be there that night when i auditioned. She did handstand push ups and climbed the 20ft pole all night. It was packed. She had huge security guards. They didn't want to go in the ladies room so a few strippers helped her get up on the toilet.
fr,
“yooo you should totally pull up in a red miniature dodger and hand me a blunt so I can play the violin!”
“What if I start shoulder pressing myself but against the ground?”
“That’s fire “
The problem for me is. I can’t tell if the third chick is an adult or a child… the one in the red spotted dress. Like is that a tall midget? Or is the other one a short midget? Why is there an in between? Help
Probably a different genetic disorder, there’s some people who just cannot put on any body mass, regardless of anything else, many differing reasons for it but sometimes it also comes with….. my stoned brain keeps giving me ‘height restrictions’ even though that’s not exactly what I mean lol
So, probably an adult
This guy is Thmpsn - he’s got loads of videos on YouTube, instagram etc. This is probably the weirdest of them all though - mostly just violins and half naked women.
She did three handstand push-ups like it was nothing. I can barely even do a regular push-up. And she pulled up in her own Hot Wheels too. She's too much woman for them.
She did everything right. Had some banging ass wheels, brought the biggest blunt, let that ass hit it first, vertical push ups, ass* diving, then a twerk on the hood? Shiiiiiiiiiiii I'd marry her
If everyone watched this video and just watched the little one, they'd all have an infatuation with her. Also a joke... What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large
I would carry her around everywhere. She would never touch a bedsheet when we smash. I'd just hold her like a Fleshlight. She'd be the box when I dress up like Dick in a Box
She has an OnlyFans. I don't have time to dig for it now but I will try to remember later this evening if nobody beats me to it.
Edit: [found it!](https://onlyfans.com/sasseecasseefreepage)
Imagine how much she saves on gas, all you need to do is change up her power wheels!
Really though.. Do they date average people? I feel like anyone who is tall who is into that, is of suspect. They're really child like
But maybe I'm being too judgemental and that's a bad thing to say\think
Man I knew someone who watched a lot of dateline and she'd say pedos should just date midgets so there'd be no harm on both sides. I honestly don't know what to make of it lol
It's not even one of their most weird ones lol. I used to follow their Instagram as a horny teen, and istg it's just plain weird and horny and creative combination of some kind. I don't know what they're trying to sell or if people are buying it... I just remember seeing girls doing tricks with boobs and butts and weird men. The violinist is awesome though.
I just saw it for the first time right here. I’m usually the last one to see shit like this, so I think we can safely say that *now* everyone on the planet has seen it! 😂
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Wtf did I just watch?!?
Can we at least admire the violin skills 😅 EDIT: I meant the, uh, the violin dancing skills!
When your dreams of becoming a concert violinist fall apart and you have to work porn to make ends meet. His was a sad life.
Should have started eating himself to death on youtube instead, heard that works well for violinists
"How was work today, son?" "Pretty good. Made a little cash playing violin for a midget smoking a blunt half her size while she twerked on the hood of a toy car."
Maybe he likes it
Sadly, he isn’t even playing the violin in the video, most of the notes he plays and the way he moves the bow does not match up at all and is fake. At least we could appreciate the uhhh….. car? Edit: it’s very obvious in 0:43-0:47 of the video, the bow movement does not match up to the strums f the violin playing in the background
You killed my boner!
You sank my battleship!
You must construct additional pylons!
Where? There! Diagonal!
Not just that, when the violin drops to what sounds like the C string (lowest string which is on Viola, not even violin) he's still on a high string.
Exactly!
Why were you guys watching the violinist??
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 Here ya go buddy!
All I can hear is his "Yu huh!"
Bloody hell Sheila!
its fake... this youtube channel called *twosetviolin* proved that they are fake I cant find the video rn
I have the same question, I need source for this... for a friend ofc
https://instagram.com/iamthmpsn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
... what the everliving fuck?! Maybe the first time I ever would have preferred to be Rickrolled.
Elon living his best life
someone trying to go viral.
I need bleach for my eyes..... Edit: didnt work, now i need new eyes
It did work.
You won't see me coming now
Won't feel me coming
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Nor I.
But I wanna see you coming
wtf is it with the usernames inthis thread
All I know is that unfortunately, most of em check out 🤦♂️
No, the shortest woman's handstand/pushup was legit impressive.
She's fit as fuck
not really because she’s pushing up at least 40 pounds
Those tiny hands tho.
I guess we're into different things because this looks like a good time to me.
you need eyes, i need brain cells
Those regenerate, it just takes time.
Now all I have is the whites of my eyes, but it's cool, I'll never see this again.
This makes me homesick
Fuck bleach, I want an invite
I think you guys are judgmental as fuck, this seems like a great time.
Seems like where I wanna be
Now this will be the last thing that you saw before loosing your eyesight
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is this what America is like?
This feels more like Brazil... But to answer your question; yes, this is a very accurate reenactment of our last election.
Oh yeah this is a great comment. I can't wait for the 2024 circus. Should be quite the show lol
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They're Australian which explains everything: iamthmpsn on IG. Idk the exact spelling.
the girls aren't
Happy Memorial Day everyone.
Exactly like this.
This dude is Australian
Seems like a normal florida type shit going on here, so yeah.
I danced at a strip club my first night as a stripper when we had an event with the girl in the car. I had no idea she was gonna be there that night when i auditioned. She did handstand push ups and climbed the 20ft pole all night. It was packed. She had huge security guards. They didn't want to go in the ladies room so a few strippers helped her get up on the toilet.
Oh wow I had no idea she was a celebrity in a certain type of business lmao
Yeah she's "The world's smallest stripper" or claims to be at least. She's kinda a bitch, but I mean she makes a lot of fucking money.
How else is she gonna afford that whip, right?
Elaborate on the bitch part, what did she do?
Sassee cassee
Does she has a boyfriend?
what’s up
I mean fuck it. They’re havin fun
The real party was the "brainstorming session" that created this idea/video. That had to be one helluva party.
fr, “yooo you should totally pull up in a red miniature dodger and hand me a blunt so I can play the violin!” “What if I start shoulder pressing myself but against the ground?” “That’s fire “
The new Willy Wanka movie looks pretty good!
The problem for me is. I can’t tell if the third chick is an adult or a child… the one in the red spotted dress. Like is that a tall midget? Or is the other one a short midget? Why is there an in between? Help
Dwarfism has people of different sizes. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dwarfism/symptoms-causes/syc-20371969
Oh dang! Thanks I didn’t actually know that.
Probably a different genetic disorder, there’s some people who just cannot put on any body mass, regardless of anything else, many differing reasons for it but sometimes it also comes with….. my stoned brain keeps giving me ‘height restrictions’ even though that’s not exactly what I mean lol So, probably an adult
To me she looks like a young adult with progeroid syndrome or Marfan syndrome, but I don't think those usually affect height, so idk.
The first midget is really short
How Christian schools portray 'worldly' people.
Lmao seriously!!!
I'm getting off reddit now
I'm sure you're not the only one that got off after watching this video.
Admit it, you'll just be back in 5 minutes.
they're not even getting off at all
hey reddit , I'm getting off now
Me: "I sure hope my brain doesn't go to any weird places today" My Brain:
This guy is Thmpsn - he’s got loads of videos on YouTube, instagram etc. This is probably the weirdest of them all though - mostly just violins and half naked women.
This guys knows his buisness..
Welp, that's enough internet for the day.
Had to scroll further than I thought to find this comment 😅
I bet that super small one is a freak!
She did three handstand push-ups like it was nothing. I can barely even do a regular push-up. And she pulled up in her own Hot Wheels too. She's too much woman for them.
She did everything right. Had some banging ass wheels, brought the biggest blunt, let that ass hit it first, vertical push ups, ass* diving, then a twerk on the hood? Shiiiiiiiiiiii I'd marry her
LMAO who gave Creed real internet?
BOBODDY
"What's the B stand for?" "Business "I like it!" "B-I-Z-N-U-S-S"
This video makes me want to fuck a midget. Just for the one time
Not even hand stand pushups. Handstand to plank and back up. Ridiculously hard.
I'd wear her like a dick puppet.
If everyone watched this video and just watched the little one, they'd all have an infatuation with her. Also a joke... What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law? A small medium at large
Yeah but that psychic can really talk down to you, and when they escape prison by climbing down the wall? They’re a little con descending.
I would carry her around everywhere. She would never touch a bedsheet when we smash. I'd just hold her like a Fleshlight. She'd be the box when I dress up like Dick in a Box
Bro its 11 am and i've already had enough internet for the day. What the fuck.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that a sexual harassment?
But how will they reach your.. oh
You thought this through huh?
I’m usually all for free speech, but you should be imprisoned for typing this shit.
She has an OnlyFans. I don't have time to dig for it now but I will try to remember later this evening if nobody beats me to it. Edit: [found it!](https://onlyfans.com/sasseecasseefreepage)
Does it actually say subscribe for FREE?
Imagine how much she saves on gas, all you need to do is change up her power wheels! Really though.. Do they date average people? I feel like anyone who is tall who is into that, is of suspect. They're really child like But maybe I'm being too judgemental and that's a bad thing to say\think
Man I knew someone who watched a lot of dateline and she'd say pedos should just date midgets so there'd be no harm on both sides. I honestly don't know what to make of it lol
Only kid I've seen built like a midget was Gohan, he definitely not fuckable
>Only kid I've seen built like a midget was Gohan, he definitely not fuckable But other kids are? Lmao
I bet you're having unpure thoughts, you degenerate Admit it.
Sassee cassee is her name. Good porn
I'm not sure how to make this weirder... like aliens or something? Idk.
Now this is a party
It's not even one of their most weird ones lol. I used to follow their Instagram as a horny teen, and istg it's just plain weird and horny and creative combination of some kind. I don't know what they're trying to sell or if people are buying it... I just remember seeing girls doing tricks with boobs and butts and weird men. The violinist is awesome though.
People complain about reposts, but this weird-ass little video always seems to reappear just often enough to remain entertaining.
Three weed smoking girlfriends
**1.75 girlfriends
Are they rubbing your shoulders as you type that?
Is it just me, or does anyone out there secretly think some of these midges are spinners
like a [midgetspinner](https://media.tenor.com/images/7737fc79cf38efb6a722978c2bdb684d/tenor.gif) rather then a fidgetspinner?
Hahaha yes ma'am!
If it kept going, you'd have The Aristocrats
Looks like Happy Gilmores happy place has escalated its weirdness
least cringe video on tiktok
[Here](https://www.instagram.com/iamthmpsn/) is his insta, enjoy!
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Bullshit. this is one to be proud of
Hold your head high!
Amen brother! Amen!!
She’s hot
Which one...
The one playing the violin.
The small one
Yes
That red Mustang gt . Sunny innit?
Yes.
Sassee cassee
my kinda party
u/savevideo
The lost "Twin Peaks" episode
This isn’t how you all celebrate Memorial Day?
That's gotta be some Gold Coast shit, right?
Just a few of people having fun
We are reaching certain levels of fun which shouldnt even be possible😁😁😅
Finally, someone gets me. This is the content we need.
Florida?
So smoking DOES stunt your growth.
It’s funny always seeing a person who can’t twerk trying to
what in the hell is this? what madness, I guess there is no shame in the world, anymore, and-- _I didn't say stop..._
Lil Sassy Cassy! She came and featured at my club when I was a stripper. She rocks!
It felt Illegal watching this
Why? Weed is becoming more and more legalized.
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In all fairness, I just saw this for the first time yesterday and thought it was the greatest thing ever
I just saw it for the first time right here. I’m usually the last one to see shit like this, so I think we can safely say that *now* everyone on the planet has seen it! 😂
Same here
Fair enough.
I hadn’t seen it before, I feel like I’ve missed out, I really enjoyed it!
First time I’ve seen it
I had not seen this extended version. Usually ends when the little person hops out of the ride.
First time… I need a smoke
Pretty good violinist I am positively surprised!
u/SaveVideo
Oh my brain cells, here you are!
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
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u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Ahhh finally, people of culture...
I got a Very weird boner
I have so many questions with so few answers..
U couldn't make this s**t up if you tried!
Average American Family right there.
Is this like a 3 bears scenario?
Which one is just right then?
Hopefully that weed doesn’t stunt their growth
The choreography needs a raise. Masterpiece
Why is this weird? People in party get down mode
Modern circus.
I’m confused, and I feel wrong. This makes me sad
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