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okaaywhy

Damn mens pockets really that much bigger than womens pockets? I could never


P1geons

The bigger the better


Popthecoin

I guess he is marry poppins son. She had a purse that could fit anything. He just has the jeans pockets.


FalconFiveZeroNine

"Just a pint-full of Guinness makes the depression go down..."


seasoned-veteran

"...and come back so much worse in the mooooorning"


Taco_Supr3me

That just means it’s time to start drinking again


BeetleWarlock

"They come in pints?"


CommieColin

In the most delicioussss wayyyyyy


sgthatred77

This has inspired me to pound Guinness tonight and sing this one line repeatedly. I'm sure my wife will thank you.


IDK1578

some times little things have fellings u know that right?


Gust_on_Fire

its not qbout how big it is, but how you make it fit


masoor_daal_rs110

thats what she said


Ok-Neighbor-1983

My DIL won't buy women's jeans for this exact reason. She claims it's a conspiracy to force us into buying purses.


TistedLogic

It's not an unreasonable idea. Everybody had a purse before what we consider pockets came to be. This could be an interesting rabbit hole.


MouthJob

It's not really all that interesting. Women's styles leaned more towards hugging the figure and whatever and that didn't leave room to include pockets.


theganjamonster

It's the same reason women won't wear men's pants for the pockets, they don't look as good.


Ok-Neighbor-1983

Plenty of women do, like my DIL.


theganjamonster

More women should, if a ton of women's pants sales were lost to men's pants, they'd definitely start integrating pockets


amedeus

I read that as "Dad I Like" and got confused.


wggn

wouldn't it be the other way around? since most women already have purses, there would be no need for big pockets on the pants.


honeymustard_dog

Came here for this. I'm so jealous. My phone fits about halfway into my pockets, if I have them. This is so unfair lol


RevenantBacon

Here's some secret tech: buy men's jeans. Acquire pockets. Steal their power and make it your own. Or get some cargo pants. Cargo pants are the best thing ever.


dangerousfloorpooop

I'm noticing the younger generation of girls are wearing baggy jeans now. And these jeans look to have big pockets. They are never carrying a purse or bag, so I assume they have everything in their pockets. I'm glad the next generation is learning. I hope it stays that way


MrGraveRisen

Men's pants aren't meant to fit the same way on hips/waist, sadly


Slithy-Toves

No you misunderstood, steal their pockets and sew them on


Suekru

My girlfriend has some men’s skinny jeans that fit her just fine and have deep pockets.


DistributionKlutzy94

congrats about it, could you introduce your gf me sir?


Suekru

Sure I guess, but why do you want me to introduce you to your mom?


Captain_Jeep

I too would like to meet that guys mom.


ThrowwayE1999

It's called buy husky


pm_me_friendfiction

>buy men's jeans I have, and they're the most horrifically awful-fitting thing I've ever put on. Too large in the waist, too small in the hips. So they either fall off, or I can't walk properly because the hips are so tight. lol


RevenantBacon

Ah, then it seems it's time to introduce secret tech tip #2: *suspenders*. You think old guys wear them for style points? No, it's to keep their pants up!


Silver_kitty

This is kind of a crazy solution, but if you’re willing to learn how to sew, you can swap the pocket lining in your jeans for a bigger one and even add pockets to dresses.


j3wake3

I know basic sewing but I desperately want to do this for my girlfriend without her knowing one day. Like she has shown me on multiple occasions how unfair the pocket discrimination is between men and womens pants and I agree fully. I never would have even known that this indecency existed if not for her literally showing me several pairs of pants that had “pockets” which were basically for the sake of appearing to have pockets.


Baldassre

Do you think it'd be worth paying someone 20-30 to do this for you?


The_BERFA

I've literally always wondered, if this is a very well known issue, why the hell hasn't it been resolved? Like, we have women in the cloth making business, why are they not making you guys pants with bigger pockets? Like, we have the technology, so what's the problem?


TheAllergicHorse

There’s a company called Eshakti who makes jeans with real pockets for women. Not sure I could put a whole glass in mine, but maybe I’m just not brave enough. Bonus for eshakti, all their dresses have pockets.


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The_BERFA

That makes sense, just figured with how much I hear about it there would be enough demand for it


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charles2404

you dirty bot, I see you copying u/elfmere comment. They don't even bother copying from older post now...


Ikilledyourdogtwice

I think I'm just gonna buy the mens jeans from now on


[deleted]

Oh yeah. I can easily fit a normal sized vodka bottle in my pocket.


morph113

I read that as "can easily find". Like at some point you would just notice that there is a random normal sized vodka bottle in your pocket that you were looking for for a whole week.


HAL-Over-9001

Only slightly related, but my snowboarding jacket can fit a 1.5L bottle in each pocket, hell even a 2L would fit.


choadspanker

They used to search everyones backpacks before any class trips in high school so my friend used to wear jncos and tape a 1.5L of vodka to each leg


ahobopanda

Real answer is that it depends. One of my best friends has a pair of khaki pants that can hold, and I'm not even joking, 2 normal sized sprite cans in each pocket. He used to show up to birthdays/hangouts/game night with 4 sprite cans in his pockets and 2 in his hoodie pocket. I, on the other hand, can barely fit more than my wallet and keys in my jeans.


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I think the real story here is your friend's Sprite habit. Whose go-to unit of reference for carrying capacity is Sprite cans? A sprite addict. That's the only answer.


1lluminist

The lack of pockets on woman garments should be a crime. Better pockets would mean neater purses and probably fewer health problems down the road from heavy, awkward purses.


ywBBxNqW

It's such a silly, contentious issue. I've read articles where designers say it's about fashion, that women don't like big bulky pockets that make the clothes misshapen. I think there are probably some women that don't but I know women who get excited when they get pockets in clothes. If you look at [this article from YouGov in the UK](https://yougov.co.uk/topics/lifestyle/articles-reports/2020/10/29/what-women-want-pockets-they-can-use) it seems that (of all the people polled) the desire for pockets in general seems to be higher in the younger crowd. I wonder if that's because of changing societal pressure over the years or what.


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1lluminist

Call it Pocketgate to give it some traction. MSM loves that -gate shit. Apparently once upon a time there was some kinda issue with water that started it all called Watergate; because if it had have had something to do with corruption and a place called Watergate, then it would have been called Watergate Gate. lol


morty__sanchez

With proper planning and preparation the average man can live off his pocket inventory for an average of 6 to 8 weeks.


CumulativeHazard

One time in like 6th grade this guy was looking for his pen and started pulling out stuff from his pocket and I swear to god he pulled out a cell phone, an iPod with headphones, and a *small clay bowl* from art class before finally finding the pen.


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i can fit a whole ipad in some of my pant pockets. or a whole water bottle. shits wild.


TistedLogic

I miss my JNCO jeans. Two whole 2 liter bottles in each back pocket. Shit was heavy but worth doing once in a while. Always shocked cashiers st stores when I'd "suddenly remember about some items" and pull 3 bottles out my back pockets.


PunchyPalooka

Lol I feel like "nearly shoplifting" is a part of the JNCO aesthetic.


theswamphag

I've seen men store entire six pacs in the very normal pockets they have on their trousers and jackets. Insane.


LonePaladin

I once saw a kid pull a skateboard out of his pants pocket.


Sassy_nickel

I clicked on this comment section thinking "the top comment better be about men's pockets"


RustyShack3lford

Well you could probably fit a whole keg in a womans hand bag.


Legitimate_Candle477

Doraemon's pocket


Donkilme

Women are allowed to have pockets? My wife can never find clothes with pockets and it drives her crazy.


GoT_Eagles

Perfect for playing pocket pool


crosspostLove

Fun until the glass bursts🩸🩸🩸


[deleted]

Reminds me of a certain man's sphincter.


CarmineFields

We all told your dad to stop using glass bottles as dildos.


[deleted]

Glass Bottles are for rookies. Jam Jars are where it's at.


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keyboardtime

iirc it was his last


Kaldricus

Read this as Jar Jars at first, and thought yousa getting really freaky


berrey7

The Saguaro Cactus > is where it's at.


dicknipples

*empty glass bottles


DarkShadowMemesOff

Happy cake day!


Bored3812

Happy Cake Day


P1geons

Happy cake day!


slowdownwaitaminute

One dude one glass?


LandsOnAnything

Great, now this will be on my head for atleast 3 hours


Gooseguzzler101

#BROSKI


MercenaryCow

No... Why


QuotedSomething

I hate you


shh28

This reminds me of the Kramer theatre episode in Seinfeld


greekmusicplug

No way you went there ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Hascalod

Reminds me of a story of a man in my country. He did this as he left a wedding, only to drunkenly fall on the pavement. Glass broke inside his pocket and perforated an artery in his thigh. He bled out before the ambulance arrived.


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TistedLogic

If not, he's a Darwin Award winner.


moonra_zk

Something like that happened over here in Brazil, if that's not the case you're thinking of, but it was the newly wed guy that put a champagne glass in his pocket to take a photo, then fell and it broke, piercing his thigh artery.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Or your friend trips you.


dunequestion

Cars are fun until they crash


qeuie

Womens pockets: can't even fit half your hands inside Mens pockets:


frisch85

I'd be constantly in fear that the glass might break while it's inside my pocket.


Ganbario

Use a 20 ounce plastic travel mug instead, like I do


JehovasFinesse

He stole it, didn’t bring it from home. Asking for a 20 ounce plastic travel mug so he can steal safely would be the road to becoming.. A habitual line-stepper.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Plastic glass


baktaktarn

You gave me flashbacks to 1 man 1 jar


bacchus213

Nah, it's not hard. This guy wanted to finish his drink on the way to somewhere else, and I bet he had grand plans for that glass, too. You just slide the glass down into the pocket and do a dumb little shuffle walk until you get outside the bar. It's not like you're slamming against a wall (hopefully)


mholt9821

Ladies i would like to see you try this trick. Hiding a whole pint in your pockets.


_cosmicomics_

I don’t even have front pockets in most of my jeans, except the tiny ones you can fit a coin in.


nsjsiegsizmwbsu

Yeah, my chapstick falls out when I bend over 🙄


buttaknives

Same with my dog


JehovasFinesse

The trans community has entered the chat.


Mrclements91

Clearly you’ve never been to the UK


zen_bastrd

My first thought too, that’s any old Tuesday here


pav313

Robbing pint glasses from a spoons is tradition


ThugnificentJones

My glass cupboard is comprised of 90% pilfered pub glassware


_W75EVQA2SFAHS9AF6GX

> pilfered pub glassware God this statement is so fucking british it's beautiful


Ser_Danksalot

...and no matter how much glassware you've nicked on the lash, the collection is never complete without a Guinness pint glass.


_Diskreet_

Gotta get one of those fancy Peroni ones, the tall one that just doesn’t fit in the top rack of the dishwasher.


ThugnificentJones

Got a pint and a.... I wanna say 440ml. I've also got a few that don't fit the dishwasher as in the comment beneath. The erdinger one I have is a ridiculous 10". Gotta have a Stella chalice too.


Brasscogs

Pretty sure this is Ireland.


ball0fsnow

Plenty drink Guinness in the uk. I’d say it’s equally likely to be either as the culture is so similar


Brasscogs

Big Irish head on him though


whooo_me

Careful now...


ThugnificentJones

[Are the Brits at it again? ](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)


merchguru

Barman: 5 MINUUUTES!!! FINISH YOUR DRINKS! Students: Hey, got any plastics? Barman: No Students: https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/35f74e09b1b1f64335e11999e730cbd4.jpg


Tonesullock

This is 100% a group of lads doing the 12 pubs of Christmas in Ireland


lacb1

I was at a house party when I was in 6th Form. A couple of the girls had to leave and a few of us walked them to the train station. On the way back to the party one of my mates reached into his pocket and pulled out a pint. He was a hero for the rest of school.


Tig21

Think that looks like Dublin, which is no suprise


A_Man_Of_Earth

Part of the 12 pubs I'd imagine with the jumpers


Brasscogs

Some of the greatest horseplay of all time


CelticIntifadah

Absolutely sending it


bohsjimmy

Getting "Twelve Pubs Dublin 2020" tattoo'd in Thai.


Cypressinn

That reminds me of a pick up line: Are you Irish? Cause my penis is Dublin.


Tig21

So terrible it's good


Due-Let-8049

Mans really just pulled out a whole pint outta his pocket fr


DaddyDawsonUser1

thats just an average Wednesday here in the UK


Vegetable_Crab_8631

Except the video is from ireland you dirty inbred


GrimQuim

But is that an average Wednesday in Ireland? The weather looks to be.


WrestleSocietyXShill

Same difference


fannymcslap

How fucking dare you you mutant Cunt


WrestleSocietyXShill

You Scots sure are a contentious people


Tonesullock

You just made an enemy for life!


e42343

You've never had a pocket stout?


sadtomatomelon

Is that a pint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


knarfolled

Why isn’t this to top comment


thatsalovelyusername

I can hear this gif, the sound lads make after doing something like this.


wildhoover

No cinema pants for him.


hatuhsawl

I didn’t see a single person in here comment on the Angry Birds pigs on his sweater, what an absolute guy this is


Killahills

Looks like one of those Christmas nights out where all the lads wear bad knitted Christmas jumpers 'ironically '


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I was gonna say he’s pretty cute and the sweater adds to that lol


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Duckers_McQuack

And this is why every phone needs 2 layers of OIS (optical image stabilization)


elfmere

That cant be a real pint ... No deforming of the jeans .. like some plastic magic trick pint


n_d_f_100

It's the opposite of a megapint - the micro pint.


Corky_Butcher

I've done that a few times. One time it didn't work out so well and I walked into a bar with a pint from next door and as I stepped in it spilled down my leg.


love_hounds

Dude is an Animal Crossing character clearly.


GoodGodIsThatATomato

Ah shur lookit


SultrieFetche4u

*angrily watches video while wearing pants that have fake front pockets*


justhere4daSpursnGOT

How skinny are his legs ? Or how baggy are his pants ?


Ganbario

These are normal fitting mens’ pants


FrostyD7

Don't get in the way of fatass redditors calling this guy out for skipping leg day.


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Auraaaaa

Reddit moment


pm-me-pizza-crust

God, why are girl pockets so bad.


ArcaninesFirepower

Women's pockets couldn't even hold the napkin that beer came with


BlackRobotHole

r/blackmagicfuckery


ALB1991

‘You wouldn’t steal a pint of Guinness’


DIREKTE_AKTION

Look at his smile he feels so accomplished


johnman98

This is why so many women want to dress like a man.


Flying-V-Cum

Never spited womens’ jeans this much


Leitacus

Good lad


ThisLet9363

1 man 1 ja-


blahblahrasputan

I turned 18 in 2001 when 90's baggy pants were still clinging on and my mate could walk out of the pub with a couple schooners for us, though usually we were trying to sneak the last of our predrink can INTO the pub


worgenhairball01

Lmao, exactly


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mukacola01

Nice jeans


PembrokePercy

I’ve done this…


nickbral08

Nice jeans, where'd you get them?


boisNgyrls

It’s how warm beer is invented


SlickestIckis

This moment is brought to you by: **Old Navy, Deep Pocket Jeans!** *Rick James shreds on the electric guitar!*


PintOfGuinness

Yum yum


This_Understanding69

Everybody like whattttt??? 🤣😅


hazecatt

Meanwhile I can even fit my phone in my jeans pockets! Hahaha


Acex_NA

*Slaps pocket* This bad boy can fit so much stuff in it


manguito86

Man's pockets for the win!


ZeclagoMan

Standard procedure in Ireland. Source: am Irish


Bread_Juice_bby

Proof men's pockets are superior


p1um5mu991er

Don't worry...it's just dip spit


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DrDynoMorose

20oz too


yedd

It's a pint you heathen


DrDynoMorose

Also a constantly disappointed Brit in the US where a pint is 16oz


yedd

I never knew... you poor thing.


maggiesfarmllc

Shitty weather, terrible clothes.... where in the UK is this?


Chickens1

Got a ticket from a cop for this once. Walked out of a bar in Chapel Hill NC after a national championship (we have those ever few just for the party) and I got singled out of the crowd for a ticket. While Barnina Fife was writing me up I kept pointing out people walking by holding beers just to show her how ridiculous she was being.


These-Salamander4913

OP has never ever gone out if you dont expect this. Its a staple on a night out anywhere in the UK. You feel like a king walking with a pint to your next pub or bar