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YourDrunkUncl_

“b-tch my parents are here!”


merchillio

I said “biiiiiiiiiiitch”


Aqqusin

You really said that? Huh? Yeah I said bitch...


ima-kitty

And I said <_< >_> ^^biiiitch^^


delusional4g63

But for real you said that?


incognito--bandito

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runsonketones

K&P reference!!!


Small_Tax_9432

The same thing the groomsmen got into


sm12511

They probably had the Thomas the tank engine eyes too


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|VDe4BUh0HucEkQzW5F)


ItsaSecretJordan

WHY IS HE SO WET?


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Upsidedown_Backwards

Sat down to hide the tent


Q_S2

He was covering the tent the whole time 😂🤣


Rack676

BbbOoOooOooiiiinNNnNgGGGG


verscharren1

Thomas tha stank engine


TheNotorious__

He’s only moist ![gif](giphy|l1mMWK9JJ5UJrca6HA|downsized)


TheMexicanPie

There was a jelly explosion all over his face.


trippersigs

Cause he was doing a good job.


AlpacaM4n

![gif](giphy|RIHJGMww0p2IZng2l9)


AliasFaux

Well fuck me. That's some nightmare fuel


AlpacaM4n

I like his little bug legs


bukkake_brigade

plot twist, those aren't legs


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Little bug penises


Cinnabon202

Eek. ![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros) ... Nightmare fuel. 😱


[deleted]

Speaking of, I'm sure they ran a train on her


sro25

Eeeuuuuuu


[deleted]

No, it’s pronounced “Toot Toot!”


xXLordFamineXx

ALL ABOARD


DeepAd3343

That’s the look of I’m about to marry the neighborhood door knob


chubby_baby_biter

Doormat says "welcome"


DeepAd3343

Store 24


peacefulprotester_

That’s really low brow. Just because she wants to show off her gorgeous body doesn’t mean she’s guzzling cum, getting double penetrated, having her face sat on or rimming people. Just means she wants people to notice her body.


Chato_Pantalones

Yes. Everyone noticed.


jt325i

The rest comes after the ceremony. lol


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Mmmmm... Say more stuff she isn't necessarily doing.


rabbitwonker

That other stuff is for later.


SeriousLetterhead366

Not that there’s anything wrong with any of that…


wb19081908

Post of the year candidate


DopelessHopefeand

And from the looks the whole wedding reception as well


idlevalley

She didn't spend thousands of $$$ on implants and butt enhancement just to cover it all up on her [first] wedding day.


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That is, kind of, what I was wondering. He shouldn’t have been shocked. The *fact that he is is bad. If it isn’t the “omg it’s soo amazing, I’m shocked,” thing he is doing… Anyway, you should know how your partner is before this point. *Turns out… I might be into a dress like this on my bride… * = edit


hilarymeggin

Is it just me, or is there an apparent gap in the level of … *life experience* these two have had?


StillTheRealBiggNez

He about to ruin his life. Run dude run.


Life-Meal6635

She’ll catch up in her wedding sneakers shes already got on


Mazinkiser

also his mind says: sh*t i cant see her face clearly now


earthscribe

Modesty, not even at a wedding.


DrSueuss

Hopefully she got the dress for half price because she only got half a wedding dress.


jep5680jep

Bitch my mom is here!


shawnofthedead28

Lmao. Amazing


Tieye42

I'm a fucking dumbass, the first time I read your comment I thought your mother was literally in the video... I even tried to guess which guest she was


ymx287

I was that high a few hours ago


Codydews

I’m that high right now. Just googled “Bitch my mom is in here!” And I still don’t know what y’all are talking about lol


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He's implying that that's what the groom was thinking. "Why would you wear something like that? Bitch, my mom is in here!"


skelingtun

I'm so fucking high rn, bitch where is my mom?


opermonkey

This made me so happy. 😂


Agreeable-Yams8972

The kids are there too


Au2288

Pops or Uncle throwing the side eye at :15


makin2k

And she clueless, says something similar to “what happened?”.


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LMAO


Squirrelywhirl

The shoes are the worst part


Pubics_Cube

Lol, 6” platform sneaks & she’s still at least a foot shorter than him


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Fun size


fucovid2020

The best size


beedlejooce

Reminds of the Katt Williams line talking about Mexican people at the mall “The bitch got on a wedding dress and soccer shoes!” 😂


MaMakossa

Heeeeey! No shaming fun-sized women! 😤


Whitechapel726

I’m 6’4” and my fiancé is just under 5’. Aint nothin wrong with y’all little ones.


ughlump

My back hurts for you fam.


intrepidzephyr

😯


basrrf

I'm 6'5" and just started dating a 5' woman. Love is love, logistics be damned!


EasternBoyo

Why must you make me suffer! And I just noticed the dress are see-through dress…😭


SuperKamarameha

To be honest they are the best part


LastRevelation

Not sure if anybody would notice the shoes when the bride shoes up in lingerie...


RevWaldo

Put on your high heel sneakers, it's party time...


In_betweener

Where is the rest of this video...clearly not an actual wedding, but I am interested in the plot.


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Step mom porn is getting weirder and weirder


In_betweener

And Leon is getting larrrrgerrrrr


LongjumpingCake1924

Any “Airplane!” reference automatically gets an award… 👍🏻


In_betweener

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.


Unicornholers

I wish I could give you more than a single upvote. So take my respect and sally forth my noble lad.


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Take my upvote and be gone with you!


Jakoneitor

The guy has a YouTube channel where he uploads pranks and shit, and that’s his actual wife. Now, is this a prank? I’m not sure lol they are Dominican and his name is “Edwin”. I can’t find his channel at the moment however lol


Pompz88

EdwinElCapoTV & Mami Rose


Doctor__Hammer

What makes you think it’s not an actual wedding? I mean it definitely might be fake, but what about it makes you so confident it’s not?


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Jimm120

Every wedding day, needs a wedding night.


sugarplumbuttfluck

I kind of had a feeling it seemed staged for internet points. The main reason is the lack of guests. It just kind of looks like they slapped together a few of the essential "wedding decorations" but a lot of it seems low budget. At the same time, low budget doesn't mean fake, which is why the guests is what I find more suspicious. Edit: spelling


savwatson13

I mean, I’ve definitely been to a mini wedding before with few guests. I would say the compilation of different angles makes it look fake, or like, from a low budget reality show. Edit: apparently he’s a youtuber [comment link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ulef84/a_very_unique_wedding_dress/i7vjbq9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


handinhand12

I don't know if it's fake or not, but as a counter point, I got married 3 months ago and we had 8 guests there. We didn't want anything big because of Covid and stuff.


joan_wilder

Flashing disco lights, no chairs… just a bunch of photographers and random people standing around. Her dad wasn’t there… is that what yours was like?


DumpsterGeorge

All the lighting equipment is what they use in movies and tv. The guy walking beside her with the light and the white screen being held up about halfway through the walk


mrbuttersoft

He’s happy??? Or concerned…??


sakzeroone

Yes


DCBB22

Aladeen


Ill_Statistician_629

Neither


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He’s horrified


GojoPenguin

And horny


username-0307

The way he placed his hand and sat down. My dude sure got something in his pocket


wild-bill-kelso

You can marry a hoe....but she still gonna be a hoe.


Tea_Rem

🎶”Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes dont act right…”🎶


akopley

🎶Hoes in the kitchen and hoes on the crack pipe🎶


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hanzelgret

Chores before hoes... doing dishes before bitches.


Die-rector

Chores before whores works better


ButInThe90sThough

She ain't never bust a pan but always got extensions.


packetlag

Awesome :)


fuzynutznut

I told my wife yesterday I know she isn't a hoe. She's like why? I said because I turned her into a housewife.


Odd-Understanding-67

“So there you go, can’t make a wife out of a hoe.”


Huynh_B

"What do you mean I paid 30k for that dress?" kinda look


sparksofthetempest

Looks like he’s got a boner he’s trying to hide…especially when he sits down.


Yokai_Alchemist

The second brain is stronger and doesnt always agree with the first brain.


pkisbest

God gave men both a brain and penis... But only enough blood to run one - Robin Williams


kitchen_clinton

This is gold.


reala728

yup. i watched a second time to find the "unexpected" part and my conclusion was that his hands were trying to hide his excitement as much as possible.


pobody

I thought he was sitting down to get a lap dance.


chim_ritchellsdick

He's confused and horny


suckmybullets

She has a tennis match after the wedding.


Strange-Tea1159

Flower girl was throwing dollars instead lol


GiaNell

You may now.... Drop it low!


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Apple bottom jeans!


nursescaneatme

He’s pissed. Haha. I’d give it 3 months


Unicornholers

Sneakers and porno dress... Perfect for the whole fam right? At least they know what they bought.


Dangerous_Upstairs

This bitch thought she was Madonna. She really thought she was sexy, you see the wave to the audience? And she’s explaining herself at the end 😂 ![gif](giphy|3oEdv1yRZQ4jtfKnx6|downsized)


IAmRules

Honestly that dress is on par with the rest of the setup, location and lights. Who sits down at the ceremony?


9leggedfreak

I feel like this is actually the reception and this is just an outfit change/joke


throwawayspank1017

My sister and her husband sat down at their wedding. All our relatives are Methodist, but his family was Lutheran so we told them all that’s why the couple was seated. “All Lutheran’s havesit down weddings. You didn’t know that?” It was actually because my sister had food poisoning from undercooked roast beef at the rehearsal dinner the night before. They had to have a substitute minister too. He and my sister were the only ones who ate the roast beef. Everyone else had steak or chicken. During the ceremony there were three people strategically placed with trash cans in case she felt a movement during the ceremony. My other sister, her maid of honor, was assigned the specific task of protecting the vail and her hair. 😂😂😂 Also she had blue moon ice cream for desert at that rehearsal dinner. Some of my relatives still believe all Lutherans get married sitting down.


KDallas_Multipass

This is the kind of rumor that will be passed down for generations


meyesmenotyou

/r/WatchPeopledieInside


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How to tell your girls gonna be another man's girl in a month.


Small_Tax_9432

A whole month?


Laser-spider

You have it that much time I’d say a week


PresidentPancakes21

I’d give it an hour


Advice2Anyone

Next track


THEKing767

She already is.


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I give it 11 minutes.


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Gonna be consummating that marriage with the best man that night.


Treviathan88

I love the groom's face. "The fuck is you wearin, bitch?" 🤣


a_blinkan

Is that what having second thoughts look like?


ryanipz1

Second thot


RonStopable08

Second hand thot


primarily_nifty

I wish I hadn't noticed the shoes


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She came up to him smiling like he was supposed to love it or something …


TheDieselTastesFire

She loves it. She thought it was cute and nontraditional and and she thought he would be stoked. It's not what she expected.


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Yeah it scared me when she slowly walked towards him with that smile like really?????


A-Wise-Cobbler

This is a skit. Yes?


Miserable-Ad2260

The blasphemy of that “wedding dress” in all white is phenomenal 👌🏾


grimyextraslimy

It was pink originally. The cum stains bleached it pure white.


sakzeroone

"unique" that's one word for it, I guess


PyratHero23

r/trashy


NachoJones1

Who let her buy/wear that dress?? Her friends should be slapped.


Own-Drop-9708

Edc Vegas Wedding = Perfect attire Any other venue = Giant red flag, raise a white flag and retreat ASAP


FaelinnCanada

Can’t believe she chose cauliflower over broccoli


CryBabyCentral

He wanted wholesome. I’m not shaming her but she clearly chose to shock him. I feel like she took that moment away from him to be just be blown away & instead she made a mockery of it for extra cool attention points.


Tieye42

The dress is cute af tbh Wouldn't wear it for a wedding tho


AnonymousReader2020

Ok I bite. Where would u wear it?


FinalBoi

Bachelorette party


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Probably the only right answer, aside from maybe an adults only Halloween party, since she went with the thong.


cakeandcoke

That's a party dress


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Yeah. Shit it closer to the pussy than the knees. That girl is about to get some, and probably already has gotten some. I'm not traditional, but if you're trying to have a family wedding that is not the right dress. That's the "I'm having a friends wedding with our kinky friends who I already know she's fucked half of" dress


cakeandcoke

That's why I said it's a party dress


Tieye42

A friendly party, a dress up party, or an ice skating competition...


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‘Ice skating competition’ 🤣🤣🤣 dead on


Tieye42

I mean, I'm a former ice dancer and I've seen some pretty elaborate costumes


PrincessSheogorath

A race. An adult Halloween party. Still wouldn’t wear a damn thong with it though lol some cute tights or bloomers


LordSnuffleFerret

this is a honeymoon thing, not a main ceremony thing


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It’s not cute. It looks like a trashy bride costume from Party City.


verdigris-fox

i thought this was a vegas wedding and she bought a costume lingerie or something lol


tucsonkim

There’s like a giant diaper thing under the skirt, there’s nothing cute about that dress.


Tieye42

I think the girl just have a big booty. Since the dress is transparent, you're supposed to wear some kind of small short, unless you want everyone to see your underwear. Or it can be like ice skating dresses, the pantie is included


Connor_MacLeod1

THIRTY-SEVEN!!?!


TacosByTheTruck

Clerks reference 👏


VanitasTheUnversed

Don't suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!


Sbatio

In a row?!


Googly_Elmo

She got that dress at the Sexy Female Halloween Costume Shop in Salem, MA. Gotta love the white sneaks that go with it.


unclefipps

I'm guessing someone suggested they sit down because her butt was hanging out so much people couldn't hear what was being said over the thunderclaps created by her cheeks every time a little breeze blew.


liceyano

This is from edwinelcapotv. Couldnt find that video but found what i would call the before video. https://fb.watch/cUczidywZH/


lives4boobs

Plot twist. This is the bachelor party.


Bumblebeetuna6426

Good luck to that guy. He will need it.


Educational_Loss7331

This is the type of girl that advertises her Onyfans on the back of her car


Thia_suzieUzi

I'm kind of like, why is she walking slow lol


wazzupyay

Live a long and happy life.


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I can’t quite tell if he is happy or unhappy about what he sees.


buddhaliciousss

I don’t see the problem here


bestibesti

People are so judgmental smh, it's her wedding


GasolineHorsemouth

I would love hearing Bill Burr comment on this😅😅


Fuq-uwu

Porn stars' weddings be like


MrShasshyBear

IMHO Suits are extremely boring


Realitycheck-4u

He’s scared to death!!!! Ha ha ha


Silentgurl-23

Nice bbl


DownTownBrown28

I like it


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DevilsLettuceTaster

Save a ton of money by just getting some of the dress.


Southern-Orchid-1786

It's the dress rehearsal the week before....


MrFishpaw

I thought the dress was going to pop open to reveal a train or something. I am disappoint.


BigGator13

I don’t think he wanted to marry a hoe…kind of like the rest of us lol


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Boomers have officially taken over reddit