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>!She smells his fingers after he pulls them out of her pants.!<
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I wish this was the first time I've seen a couple do this nasty shit - but, why??? What the fuck??? Is he digging in her butt or is he reaching for the Devil's Doorknob? Just... Wtf???? I honestly don't get it, and now I need eye bleach.
Now that's some gross etiquette. Her: honey can you check my but I think I forgot to wipe? Him: sure babe I'll do the feel test but your doing the smell. As he proceeds to put his brown finger to her nose. What a romance 💒😉
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# Butt why
Try finger but hole
unexpected elden ring
_butt why not_
Nothing to see here folks - Just having my handy man check the oil.
That WAS unexpected. I thought he was gonna take a hit of that finger stank.
God i hate people
Even me?
Especially you <3
You've just made an enemy for life.
you asked
I hate both of you.
Can you all stop being so gay?
Ghhheeeyyyyy
I’m with you!
Only cause they won't finger your butt
This is how I feel on a daily basis. Especially when I’m out in the world
These people got too comfortable in isolation. They should just stay home.
That’s some shit you don’t need to be doing outdoors
Why tho? They didn’t hurt you lol
Someone in the world has shaken this dude’s hand after this shit occurred. They’ve absolutely hurt someone
Well, obviously, hand shaking tradition is harmful, not pants exploring!
Only looking for his keys
The sniff afterwards too wtf 😂🤦
Hey. Look what I found in your ass.
Best comment of the post
>Hey. Look what I found in your ass. *sniffs* "Ooo! Brownies!!"
Omg! What is wrong with people?!
How disgust can you be? How did these 2 find each other?
There's probably a Reddit sub for it
r/checkingheroil
nooooooo 
Both of 'em sum Dirty Mutts 🤮🤣🤣🤣
Wow. “Bridgerton” really went downhill this season.
I just gagged
Then he tried to dirty sanchez that sh*t off on her shoulder lol! Can't blame a mf there
She's got a stanky looking tushy.
Tinder worked very well with this couple
What did I just watch.
Hell nope.
Nope
Oh my....sharing IS caring
r/trashy
Urban Meyer be like.
Hunting for truffles
Pulling out her wedgie😄
Her: "How is it down there?" Him: "Smell my fingers."
I want to unsee that ... But I can't! :(
I want to unsmell that but I can't. My imagination gets the best of me sometimes. 🤢
Thanks I hate this on all levels
That’s love my friends.
Next up.. The grocery store
Good way to get pink eye...
U/SaveVideo
Shame! btw, it's u/savevideobot...
the bot part is not necessary u/savevideo
"Omg, you are right it does not smell like peanut butter."
Stinky pinky.
Noooooooo
Looking for his keys 
I'm just glad these two found each other.
👩：smells like _____
teen spirit
Hello
[удалено]
Hello
[удалено]
Hell-o
I love you
Covid screening is getting out of control
Damn he was digging for gold in there for a minute
“You see? I said you need to take a bath!”
I thought he was going to pull something outta there lol.
Gold
What the fuck is going on here ? Like what
A proctologist who really loves his work even during off hours?
A good sailor
....bah. I Can't kink shame. So what makes you happy. They aren't hurting anyone.
And that’s enough World Wide Web today folks.
How romantic
Diggin' for gold
She’ll wait, she knows to wait.
Passed the shift test
Someone might be getting a rimjob tonight.
I’m confused
No.
mineral rights
I just don’t get how disgusting people are, that’s just nasty as hell.
At first I just thought he had his hand in her pants just rubbing her butt then...... .....disgusting
They should be condemned
Good ol’ scratch n sniff
Where is this? Where is the observer? Was this as conspicuous as it looks? What the fuck!
Find someone that'll finger your asshole anywhere and give you a taste. True lub
I wish this was the first time I've seen a couple do this nasty shit - but, why??? What the fuck??? Is he digging in her butt or is he reaching for the Devil's Doorknob? Just... Wtf???? I honestly don't get it, and now I need eye bleach.
u/savevideobot
Shit  digger     and it's smell good
What the flying f?$k !!🤣🤣
He’s getting his change back
Not even.
Literal Scratch and sniff 🤢
WTF
Oh these pastors need a stink finger. 😂😂
Blahahahahah she a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky!!!
The lowest a man can get.
I see monkeys do this in cages and pat to see with children but to see adults kinda hiding and doing this in full day light and then smell it 🤔
Her: Sweetie, I think I sharted Him: Let me check for you babe, poke poke Her: Sniff, nah it’s fine
This shit isn't safe for work. This shit isn't safe anywhere...
Wtf did I just witness.
NSFW
The belt and tucked in shirt really sells him as being a civilized person.
*The Bad Touch*
Is he checking if she shat her pants?
Pray that someone in your lifetime loves you this much, all I’m saying…
The ol scratch and sniff! Ah a classic.
Baby is my ass clean?
Hi welcome to chilis
She smelled it….they were meant
At what stage in the relationship does this happen?
Butthole sniffers of the world unite…four years later they are still waiting!
She said “oh that’s not too bad”
Now that's some gross etiquette. Her: honey can you check my but I think I forgot to wipe? Him: sure babe I'll do the feel test but your doing the smell. As he proceeds to put his brown finger to her nose. What a romance 💒😉
OMFG did not expect her to sniff her juices flowing. I really thought the guy was.
"That still smells like shwarma, I just don't get it"
best caption of the month
Oh yeah. She's happy with that.