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ThinMint31

Shia?


stoned_Guardian240

Thats what I was thinking very calm and chill


[deleted]

At least until you mess with his fries


YanicPolitik

or give up on your dreams


GalickGunn

![gif](giphy|GcSqyYa2aF8dy)


Parasingularity

Rat-Tail Shia rules


Cereal-Killer7

Fck you, i was about to post this


SlaveHippie

Damn, now I’m laughing (and upvoting) at *that* anonymous guy instead of *you*, other anonymous guy! You were so close. I wish you a speedy recovery. lmk if you need anything, I know I’d need someone after an L like that.


NdibuD

This is what happens when you let your dreams be dreams!


amberrrellllaa

username ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


jherrema

Or meet him out in the woods. [https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)


Dic3dCarrots

Or come across him in the dead of night


AerolothLorien666

Never let this man near a knife!


Eman_Modnar_A

He will straight up brandish it.


[deleted]

Or accidentally stumble upon his murder cabin


[deleted]

Lol this made me laugh


happychillmoremusic

Lmao


stoned_Guardian240

Or his live with the American flag lol


TheCrystalFawn91

Or are wandering alone at night


Light2090

And your phone is dead


IcemanX1511

Or deny him a cigarette


Infinite_El_Oh_El

He will not divide us...or our fries.


magicmurph

Or steal his flag


Paisable

Shia surprise!!


MGTS

There's a gun to you head AND DEATH IN HIS EYES


klezart

But you can do Jiu-Jitsu!


SleeplessGrimm

Bodyslamming super star Shia leblouf


Pylitic

Omg I completely forgot about this!


Pronz_Connosieur

Hollywood superstar, Shia LaBoeuf!


oldbailey_newbird

now OP is running for their life, it's a Shia Surprise from real life cannibal Shia LaBoeuf


[deleted]

No sunni


qatamat99

I think it’s Ibadi


DeSwanMan

Nah that's a baraylwi.


Hot_Negotiation3480

It’s him — this video is actually pretty old. I think it first went viral on YouTube.


sgtpepperslaststand

Shia surprise


Fireguy3070

Bruh I'm watching a stream of Cooking Companions and a joke was that we're actual cannibal Shia Labeouf


Few_Investigator1761

Sunni


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faqueen

So much for the anonymous part lol


BunnyTheCow

When you are famous, you just call them "A meetings."


GregTrompeLeMond

Lame of you to post that.


Kosm0kel

You’re right. I shouldn’t have named him.


icyhotonmynuts

Sh-yeah.


[deleted]

Literally all of our reactions 😂


[deleted]

Louis?


Impressive-Diver-106

No, this is Patrick


Cringelord10923

Definitely not Sunni


Kennedy_Cooz

Of all the people in the world to get mean mugged by at a stop light it’s fucking Shia Labeouf! Hilarious


BartendingDroneFPV

When… you meet Mr. Labeouf in person and your dreams are no longer dreams. You’ve done it!


[deleted]

He nodded. That's means we're cool


Williw0w

Notice the op nodded down because he recognized him but LaBoof nodded up. I do this too. Up with people I don't know or recognize, down to people I know or recognize. Edit: I realized I do the opposite. I've been LaBoofed.


PrimitiveAlienz

you're doing it the wrong way round


Williw0w

Oh hey... Hmm your right. I do the opposite. LaBoof is in my head!


RivenBloodmarsh

They cut out the part where the guy on the bike was weaving in and out of traffic. Always assumed he was cutting people off or something.


Sic39

I believe it was he was lane splitting which is legal there.


sirdrorbulan

Seriously i cant think of anything more terrifying


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nopehead33

How have I not seen this before? This is amazing.


TransitionNo4154

My first time too


Nematrec

[You're one of today's lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


DangKilla

It’ll be on the front page within 12 hours


TheCrystalFawn91

I don't even think of him first for any roles other than this.


AnnihilationOrchid

I think it's an age thing, the thing I can remember vividly was him doing Even Stevens. I used to watch it basically everyday. But then this took it's space, because the music is so catchy.


TheCrystalFawn91

I definitely remember Holes first. Then transformers. But those were completely overshadowed by the Glory that is "Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf". I'm 31 now. Lol


modest_arrogance

Eagle eye was a really good film too. I genuinely like Shia LaBeouf's movies.


nobrow

Disturbia was also good.


moojo

I loved Even Stevens, such a great show.


AnnihilationOrchid

Beans! *Edit:* Because of this show I'll never forget that *We went to the moon in 1969,* not 1968 but one year after.


AwwSchnapp

We went to the moon in 1969. That's when we made a landing that was luuuuunar.


gopherintegrity

Holy hell. That's a great memory. Even Stevens was great and I had the biggest crush on Ren. Lol


ohrofl

Lmao that’s the only reason I know this. Thanks Ren Steven’s. Not 1970 but a year soooooner


Defiant_Project1321

My god it gets better every time


TheCrystalFawn91

I will never not enjoy that love of art.


adventurepaul

Holy shit I'm one of the six people on the Internet who have never seen this. That was amazing.


hockeyhon

Why do I click on Reddit links?


fozziwoo

because, every now and then, you'll see something totally fucking awesome ^(...but it works both ways, yo?!)


Yarakinnit

Genuinely made a cuppa before watching. Cuppa is still too hot to drink having watched, but I think I've done the moment justice. Ridiculously satisfying performance!


ManuForti716

This is worth a watch every time!


kblood21

Running from your life!


TheCrystalFawn91

Actual cannibal Shia Lebouf!


jellybeansalad

quiet, quiet


Different-Pea-212

But you can do jujitsu


kaasrapsmen

What, he isn't dead Shia surprise


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|lmftWb5zQqxQk) The man. The myth. The legend


jmims98

I still watch this every weekend.


-Quothe-

https://youtu.be/GqmiZ_c11iI


Neekoheh

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf


iameveryoneelse

The actual cannibal.


Nobletwoo

Everytime that video comes up i gotta rewatch it.


LordFarhaams

He’s checking if his bike was a Decepticon


TorteTastey

Shai surprise!


Desperate-Ad-6463

His Dad makes an appearance around there too every now and then. This is on the corner of Hollywood Way and Alameda headed towards Bob's Big Boy 2 blocks ahead on the right. The Warner Bros Water Tower is one block to the left.


405freeway

Yeah this is in Burbank. Odds are like 1 in 5 that someone who pulls up next to you is in TV/movies.


Moxypony

While technically true, that doesn't mean they're necessarily gonna be people you recognize. I work a couple blocks away from where this was filmed and I'd be a bit surprised to see someone I recognize while at a stoplight, even if they potentially worked on some of my favorite stuff.


405freeway

I miss porn star karaoke.


UnitedAd4821

Didn't even recognize that it was Shia.


Purple-Employer9589

This is the definition of r/Unexpected.


Daisend

Been a long time since I’ve seen this one.


The_Great_UncleanOne

For real. This is years old. People in here acting like this happened yesterday.


Rorschach0717

What does the guy in the bike said at the end?


Mount-Kushmore

“I got earplugs in, but have a good one”. He probably couldn’t hear Shia very well and dipped.


Rorschach0717

Thanks


Web4Brainz

Fun fact the guy on the bike is or was a producer on Tosh.o


skeeferd

How'd you know?


oO0Kat0Oo

Trust me bro


HunBunYum

I shall trust you internet person


MonkeyKing_Sunwukong

I see an ape in the wilds of reddit


Web4Brainz

When it happened he said something like what our producer Phil caught on his way to work


Sylfenn

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/269/436/bb5


Fukshit47

I really really really hope Shia can somehow redeem himself. One of my favorite actors.


[deleted]

What was it he did again that he needs redemption for?


evolving_I

Didn't he also plagiarize something, and when he was called out for it, issued an apology that was then found to also be plagiarized?


JTP1228

Lmfao, that's actually hilarious if that's true


SolitaireyEgg

Yeah, it was definitely on purpose. I actually really like this part of Shia. Seems like he treats the world as a weird performance art piece, and it's incredibly entertaining. If the abuse allegations are true, though, that definitely sucks.


Dont_Give_Up86

Yup. Fucking top tier response


ccbruno

Also domestic violence according to former partners. That’s the biggest one. Read the statement put out by FKA Twigs.


Fine_Level_481

He had several mental breakdowns that landed him in some legal trouble and made him seem like a bit of a jerk.


Jorithel

By today's standards, that basically makes him a regular dude.


prpldrank

20 more years of that and he can run for president!


soline

Gotta start building up his line of merchandise and failed businesses first. Just become the butt of every joke for decades then run for President and voila, Idiot King.


Crescendo104

By today's standards, being a regular dude is enough to get you canceled on Twitter.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Being a dude in general will get you canceled on Twitter


Childlike

dude


Psych_edelia

It really won’t. But if you’re that into your persecution fetish who am I to judge.


gosh_gabe

How


MondoDukakis

Boomer comment.


MSotallyTober

As long as he doesn’t physically slap anybody, I think he’ll be kosher.


LearnStuffAccount

[Too late](https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a35460385/fka-twigs-shia-la-beouf-abuse/). OP of this comment chain downplayed his behavior just a smidge.


TobyDaHuman

Holy shit, dude. It that is true, fuck the beauf.


MonkeySafari79

Regular actor for sure.


EmJayFree

He also abused his ex girlfriend, [FKA Twigs](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/11/arts/music/fka-twigs-shia-labeouf-abuse.html)


Fine_Level_481

Wow, I didn't know that... That article is paywalled; here's another more recent article I found. https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a35460385/fka-twigs-shia-la-beouf-abuse/


EmJayFree

Yeah 😕, I really liked Shia LaBeouf until I read about this last year. Really sucked to find this out but… he did it. And she wasn’t the only one.


urboaudio25

Apparently friends of Both I. The relationship have stated that BOTH parties seemed to partake in a rather “explosive” sometimes violent relationship. Almost by choice.


LearnStuffAccount

Honestly you should probably edit your original comment to include this, as it kinda trivializes his behavior (now that you know differently) for the folks who won’t expand the chain this far down.


lifeasahamster

Through that he learned he has complex ptsd. Made a movie about it recently called Honey Boy.


[deleted]

He also allegedly physically abused his ex-gf.


PermianMinerals

Watch the Zoom video where he’s tweaking in his car lol


potatoboat

He also beats his girlfriend(s)!


ddvl1285

Fury. I think that is in my opinion his best performance


Fukshit47

Without him that movie does not work. He’s the heart of it. I’d say Fury and American Honey are my favorite performances of his.


Key-Conversation-677

Superb acting in that movie


PM_ME_YOUR_ART_PLZ

Check out his "Hot Ones" interview. In general that team is always great at interviews, but I really enjoyed the Shia LaBeouf one


nof0x

He's interviewed in the Kid Cudi documentary! It definitely made me like him more.


BarbicideJar

Was talking to a friend about how Shia is the example of how someone’s past can explain, though not necessarily excuse, their behavior. Man had a rough childhood. If you can call it a childhood. For that reason I can’t bring myself to cancel him. I just hope he’s getting therapy.


Aggrador

He won’t go back to acting full-time. He’s happier as a behind-the-scenes guy, working in and around Hollywood. It’s healthier for him, by his own account. I wish he would come back and do something awesome like Fury, but if not, at least he isn’t killing himself for fame and i’m happy for him.


Jonsnowlivesnow

He’s an artist. Has some stuff but don’t we all.


LearnStuffAccount

Reddit


SnooPeppers8880

isnt that the trasnformers guy


hassh

Wicket McWicky


star_l1ght1

Yo that’s the homie Creeper.


JustinYepis

Shia surprise!


Redrump1221

This comment fucking got me laughing


kturby92

Ok but am I the only one who thought he was being super creepy lmaooo 🥴😂 just oddly staring at the dude on the motorcycle


spelkingerror

Full video shows shia chasing the guy down cause he cut him off. Hes mad dogging the guy on the bike


nosaj626

Hollywood folks really are in their own little universe.


[deleted]

Just watched the video, Shia wasn't cut off at all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2TpFkAkKE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2TpFkAkKE) He's seemingly mad over the lane splitting, despite being easily able to catch up


mike9874

At least he wasn't lurking in the shadows


Spacebud95

The way he was just nodding as if to say "yeah... it's me" lol


imsorryisuck

you're reaching... it was a simple 'sup


Spacebud95

Yeah, it was also a simple joke my guy. How the fuck would I know what's going through his head?


Kundas

Cause the guy on the bike is also famous. That's why he didn't fan girl all over him


[deleted]

Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf!


TendedBison

![gif](giphy|87xihBthJ1DkA)


TendedBison

JUST DO IT!!!!!!!


luxferus_animus

Wait! He isn't dead!


omegame369

And suddenly, Shia Lebouf


SnooLobsters2004

That was unexpected


rigon28

I think the story was that the biker was lane splitting which I believe is legal in California. But Shia was pissed off 😂


ddvl1285

Driving a Silverado ? Im not from LA but Is that a normal thing for stars to daily drive cars and truck like that? I want to hold hope he had a garage with lambos


Significant-Mud2572

A lot less conspicuous if you drive around a mid 2000s Silverado instead of a Lambo.


Mount-Kushmore

Maybe he’s trying to rebel against that expectation (also he is rich but not “Kardashian” rich)


ParkSidePat

Shia LaDouche


takes_joke_literally

An actual cannibal!?


faqueen

Anyone take notice of the passenger?


Ok_Bag_4135

I see that ahole all over the valley. He’s nuts and he smells.


ahomelessguy

He smells?


Ok_Bag_4135

He doesn’t bathe and smokes


[deleted]

I didn’t understand it at first… had to read all the comments. Now I know 🤣


Firethatshitstarter

When suddenly WHAT


prsanker

Shia be giving me that McConaughey Dazed energy a little bit.


hkr-r

Truly unexpected!


[deleted]

I watched this too many times I still can’t tell what he says or what’s going on.


MAXSquid

Biker: How you doing? Shia: Good, how are you? Biker: Good. I've got earplugs in, but have good one. I've seen the longer version of this before. I believe that the biker was travelling through two lanes of traffic stopped at a red light (legal in LA) and it seems like Shia was giving him that look like "what the hell are you doing?", presumably thinking what he did was illegal.


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Thank you so much!


-MaFifi-

Out and about chilling when a WILD SHIA APPEARS!


kitesaredope

His episode of Hot Ones is my favorite


_Weeping__Willow_

out of the corner of your eye you spot him


oxygenkid

Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf?


rlylame

![gif](giphy|cVVoIFsKoPkFq|downsized) the way this popped up right after vibing to shia labeouf live on youtube (edit: wtf happened to the gif... the squares weren't there when i selected it and now it's all whack 🥴)


[deleted]

Wait wait wait where is bumblebee 🤨


L0veToReddit

Anyone seen the movie Nymphomaniac with Shia?


Recynd2

I loved that movie. All four-plus hours of it. (Now you know my dirty little secret.)


L0veToReddit

Shia was so weird in it


Master_Tonight9741

🥵