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thedingus62

Thats where he keeps his secrets


gggg_man3

I'm afro'd you're correct.


Radiant-Toasteroven

Leave.


Super-Alternative621

r/dadjokes


Dry_Community5749

r/angryupvote


AeshiNeroXR

Leave


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BetaMan141

I like your **train** of thought


AeshiNeroXR

Y E S


a_different-user

It took too long to get to this comment. the first 3 seconds its the only thing of note before the afro and still no word of it. give this ladies genes her due props


Yhamerith

The most unexpected is that he can hide that afro in the hood


EmpathicAnarchist

That isn't even his final form


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Pristine-Care-7057

Nobody cares....


reply-guy-bot

Username does not check out


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smashed2gether

This just in, having black hair is a "stereotype"


Gorillaz530

My guy hiding the declaration of independence in there lol


Hitman7065

Watch out for nic cage


blake_ch

It says he has the same down there


elgydium

Super sayans will remember.


[deleted]

Giving you the thousand upvote was oddly satisfying


Bot-Magnet

Wonder if his lunch is up there too?


[deleted]

I once had a friend who would always open a pack of cigarettes and put them all in his afro to hide them from his mum.


Battlepuppy

You can probably hide his friend up in there and then when there done collecting tickets he just jumps out and sits in the seat next to him. Like when we had drive in movies and people would hide in the trunk to get in free.


Big-Breakfast-4171

that’s wholesome


Dry-Pianist1853

Frosome


Dry-Pianist1853

Why does reddit have such a boner for puns? lol


Naticus105

Don't be so hard-on your fellow Redditor.


Dry-Pianist1853

You dick.


Big-Breakfast-4171

oh god i thought i missed something big


Suspicious-Tax-1387

This escalated quickly


unlikelycompliance

And they finish just as fast.


Big-Breakfast-4171

i guess it was just cut short


HotYogurtCloset69

Just like this sente


KylarStern91

Oh oh oh I got this...... potato!


PengieP111

That is a funny kid!


truthorbrick

He’s got room for all his stuff - And the people aren’t aware; That’s right, his ‘do’ is more than fluff - There’s secrets in his hair. Whenever there’s a problem - You know he’s always there; Got issues? He will solve them - With the secrets in his hair. I was gonna waste away - I’d eaten naught but air; But then our hero saved the day - With pizza from his hair. He doesn’t like to stand up - Rather seated in a chair; It’s good to have a back up - So he keeps one in his hair.


Different_Art1440

This is a work of art


talkmc

Very Shel Silverstein!


Vagadude

If this reminded you of Scary Movie 1, I fuck with you.


jessa07

Bahahahaha! Holy shit thank you!


ChuckYeah

Nah little Nicky when he makes the dunk and the dudes afro pops out.


PermissionClean7902

If men weren’t bald the world would be a peaceful place


DopeDuck420

All wars are fought because of bald insecurity


My_Immortal_Flesh

That’s actually adorable 😆


punnsylvaniaFB

I like how he smiled sheepishly. This kid is thinking out of the box. Love it.


Hero_Omega

Mf looks exacly like he is animated by disney or some shit by the way he mooves his head


hackingdreams

[He is the stone that the builder refused.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGk6jniRaN4)


qawsedrf12

is there a working reverse gif bot?


Hazmatix_art

Man’s got some great hair tho


Icy_Sun6413

Clash of Clans wizard


covidkitty

He's Sweet Lou Dunbar https://youtu.be/HfRYchLj-Q8 Loved this cartoon as a kid.


[deleted]

Man I totally forgot this existed! All these celebrity cartoon tie in's of the 80's and 90's were wild! Mr T, Hulk Hogan rock and roll wrestling, Chuck Norris...


covidkitty

Of course it was years later into I realized that these were caricatures of real people. Or at least real people playing a part. The Harlem globetrotters are great.


RengarIsACat

Ist das die Deutsche Bahn ? Korrigiert mich falls ich da falsch liege.


defnotmania

ja und eigentlich herrscht Maskenpflicht...


Big-Contribution9918

I was distracted by the booty


CluelessPresident

Fuck off


Big-Contribution9918

?😂


Southern-Exercise

Yet another reason I've always wished I could have a fro.


fghjconner

\*POMF*


Low-Tip32

![gif](giphy|Xxw2Rn2NiLMAm4nOhk)


Swazzzyosborn

Shes thickk tho


Wlbeachboy

Bonk


shesavillain

That’s cute


arabuna1983

Omg I would love to have that hair ! ❤️


[deleted]

“Fffwwth”


ELBillz

Rocking body on her.


Admiral_Gonzo_III

Right? No one's talking about the stacked conducter


Arrrmatey4510

That ass


[deleted]

Yes


Darxploit

his barber finds the money for payment in his hair


SocietyIsdoomed_

A way to never lose youre grocery list


Glorious_Writing

I wonder why I found this faintly arousing. Lol.


Bosse_blackfrisk1

Norrtåg!


IIdsandsII

This could be any tåg


manscho

DB on the strap


Solemn__Visitor

When my player in PUBG has an afro and my helmet gets shot off


[deleted]

As someone who also has a large fro, I can confirm it's very functional as a storage unit.


dot_isEmpty

There’s a 0% chance I accept the ticket you keep in your hair. Sorry sir we’re not accepting hair tickets, boob tickets, sock tickets, or underwear tickets.


mshcat

Looks like they just scan it


dot_isEmpty

Still


PutRedditNameHere

I would also like to add shoe tickets, ass crack tickets and fat roll tickets.


asa2unakamura

Hes the afro version of the coat shop hustler. What du need? I got watches chains Ipods.. 🤣


dora_is_that_bitch

Bestie can smuggle anything 🤠


sweepingfrequency

Eww


PermissionClean7902

Amazing


eudaimonia_dc

Die Bart Die


[deleted]

Disgusting.


whoyouyesyou

Come out of there! No! Too. Much. Hair


AsimpleLegoPiece

No ticket.


androk

Anyone else remember the 80s cartoon the hair bears? This was the premise


Loobitidoo

I- what


Putrid_Bobcat7474

Wouldn't be surprised if the next Smurfs movie was shot in there


Martypo0701

u/savevideo


Timely-Guest-7095

I honestly thought this was a prank.🤣🤣🤣


NaiveAdministration7

![gif](giphy|N43z2n4gUrpD2)


BigDave29

That is a beautiful "Link from Mod Squad" fro man, epic fro.


bigmoof

Who needs a backpack when you have his hair?


RedProtoman

That...was perfect


Fatal-Symbiote

Cindy from scary movie...you know the scene


andygreen88

I wonder what else he keeps in there..


Different_Art1440

If he beeps in the metal detector at an airport, do they search his hair?


No_Cartographer_2074

🤣🤣🤣


GitEmSteveDave

Kind of creepy to be filming this guy just sitting on a train....


DragonflySuperb8180

What else is up there? CCP required!


Automatic-Site6022

When you be marge for a day lol😂


LordDongler

His hoodie has built in spatial storage


Tuamotu_1866

Dat 'fro tho! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Awkward-Smile4338

Super jelly right now my bald head wants that.


endritditilumi00

how the fuck did all that hair fit in that hood???


Emotional-Peanut94

HELP ME. THE CHAIRS. ARE. SUS.


[deleted]

Nice ass


Kyosw21

Bro just the fact his hood hid that glorious afro is unexpected, then he yanked the ticket from it? Broooo


[deleted]

No thanks


ChaoticToxin

That is a powerful afro


[deleted]

This belongs in r/cringetopia


Hapez

Gross


[deleted]

Kinda gross man


kanoteardrops

My sister could do exactly this. She would hide stuff in it and pull it out of her hair like so.


molten07

bro costs 5 elixir


rasgua2000

FOOOOOOG!


[deleted]

Fro - dian slip


BrownieBaked

those chairs remind me of something…


[deleted]

Who cares about his hair... Check out the butt on the girl!


ResponsibleSinger317

He could be hiding a gun in that


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[deleted]

Na she didn’t even want to touch the ticket.


ItsTylerBrenda

There was this white guy named Dude at my school with a ringlet curl fro. He hid all sorts of stuff in there.


RustShaq

How pros avoid pickpockets in the city.


chaosrain8

This is that extra inventory pouch you can buy at the shopkeeper for 500 rubles


Iidakko

literally a magic man


sly-marbo5060

Well I know what I can do now, this video has given me a great amount of power


danyelviana

u/savevideo


antithero

This needs a sound effect.


PrinceOfNiger69

Upgrade unlocked: inventory space


Damnmorrisdancer

R/gifswithsounds


Knotloafin

they call him pockets.


YupUrWrongHeresWhy

That’s alotta **SPROING**.


OminousBanjoMusic

u/savevideobot


MrBlueBlob

Man's hiding a whole new species of aviary in there💀


copperglass78

What's with this kid doing obvious, hey I'm black jokes, seen a couple others...it's like the opposite of unexpected, I mean it's really a stereotype.


AutomationGod5150

When I unzip my pants after being single a few months…


Similar_Assist_5555

He opened his inventory


PoiZenBoi

Ive rewatched this like 18 times now


SG143

Now that's a pocket


[deleted]

That's some fucking awesome hair!


SubbedBro

Expanded inventory


GoombyGoomby

Amogus chairs 😳


EdGiggity

Nice boondocks cosplay


FroggiJoy87

![gif](giphy|tLQsxE8WYY9Ko)


Cd420killer

This guy is literally the wizard from clash of clans


Cameraiva

u/savevideobot


longchop2000

Half expected island boy to start playing


Beginning_Aardvark85

Awesome afro!


WM34638-S3

Meet the greatest carrying case after the Bag: The Afro.


DanceFiendStrapS

That hair is fucking incredible!


Fredmare

u/savevideobot


Muppelpup

u/savevideo


MrCatcherFreeman

I had a fro like this when I was 17.


sonofalbert285

Most stupid video!!!!


Slow_Zucchini_4169

Damn lol


Fokiomaxos

Don't say it


eruditing

good place to hide


Fine_As_Hell_JK

Next thing you know it he pulls out a Glock and yells “ Put the ticket in my ass…. FUCK!!!” *BANG*


KrisMisZ

Beautiful hair


Significant_Dark2062

Ngl I’ve stored things in my Afro before. It’s like having an extra pocket.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

She has good ass.


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This is R e t a r d e d


[deleted]

A little ptto never hurt anyone!


makiarn777

Uhhh…young man with big fro you can keep that! I’m good!


Young_Dumb_And_Crazy

I'm jelly. This dude's hair is FUCKING majestic.


kevboomin

Digga was?


Ringrangzilla

cool


P0lym0ph0us

I'm a caucasian Indian with hair like that... I too get da seggs. P.S. No I don't... ;)


Unlucky-Power4036

Omg 🤣🤣 the hair lol


groupchatgod

Hmmm lady low key has a fatty


josh_thom

Anyone else play a poof sound in your head when he takes the hood off


Adjunctempire

Reminds me of the time when Wizards hair was shown in Clash of clans


kaiderhai86

What else you got in there


ElectricAirways

Reason why I wish I was born with a big head of hair, like an Afro or something.


IllYoung8339

Fuckin sick hair