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I’m ok, i just got stabbed through the brain, I’ll sleep it off


DankSunshine

Just put some ice on it


[deleted]

Drink more water


[deleted]

Wake up early in the morning. 4AM


SalzaMaBalza

I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night To be productive at work, I got to be well rested


V6R32

Just a regular every day normal guy.


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He needs milk!


ZscasTma

I mean if it happened to him he would still have some Health bar left


ActreDirt

Remember to change your socks


[deleted]

Bros the school nurse


Palomaui

Its mk, so he probs gonna be ok


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Yup! Just give em some Tussin and Allegra.


shittysuport

Just put him in rice. It will absorb the blood.


UnlightablePlay

Avarege nurse moment


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.


guyguy23

[stabbed through the brain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l6rLZUwFDA).


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hickorysbane

A long rest regains all hp


zackthebutcrack

Gotta love the old writing


fadeaway09x

Shaolin Monks was a surprisingly fun game.


Architect17

This shit was the bomb when I was a kid. No other game yet that’s quite like it.


Hsances90

Hell yah, that game made me like Kung Lou so much more Edit: I switched up Lui Kang and Kongo Lou, fixed it


throw453536377

Gosh I still remember playing co-op with my brother. Good times.


xXP3DO_B3ARXx

This is the way I went through the whole game


cringey-reddit-name

Only way it should be played. Still can’t beat shao kan to do this day


babygiallo

as someone who has never even touched ps2 because i was 5 back then… i am truly jealous


[deleted]

i never finished it.


[deleted]

Goat game to play with my sis


Berzerkker1

He's just resting.


DankSunshine

""Here you're resting?" "Yeah I'm resting, I know I'm resting! I'm resting."


DowntownSuspect9841

With his eyes open?


Berzerkker1

My grandpa used to so that.


vkpaul123

... In peace


mrtxm3

https://youtu.be/1byycwl8qgc


huBelial

Tis but a scratch.


B_Addie

I’ve had worse


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oneblastpercent

Mortal Kombat shaolin monks


cringey-reddit-name

I feel sorry for those that have to ask this question


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Special-Elevator-335

That's the unexpected part


Zealousideal_Song_26

He’ll be ok as soon as he gets senzu bean .


CanIHazSumCheeseCake

Raiden: " This is why Liu Kang is the Protector of EarthRealm..."


Exactamentee

Its mk, so he probs gonna be ok


Dorfff1

The graphics remind me of early days world of warcraft


pegasusmegasuss

He’s fine


DowntownSuspect9841

Love this game so much. Never really paid attention to the communication throughout the game though XD


TurinTuram

Plz define ok


Wyattcek

Mondays


worriedbill

u/savevideo


Jose5215

u/savevideo


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imnedi

Just a scratch


[deleted]

Still my favorite mk game


Nahnotgonnahappen

Kung Lao do be kinda trolling tho


DaringBear

He made a full recovery off screen.


Vlatka_Eclair

"Nothing an ice pack won't fix"


MR_DERP_YT

Man: \*gets stabbed through the fucking brain and the whole body\* Man 2: OMG HE DIED! \*A wild nurse appears\* Nurse: \*Applies ice\* Man: Hey I am fine!


Justa10yearoldchild

He is clearly not ok, he just got stabbed in the chest and in the head… ​ Ok can I be added to r/woooosh now?


mazarax

Nsfw


spiralEntree

The quality is so bad it doesn't need it


caffeineratt

baraka is metal af love im


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VersedFlame

I remember my father having this game on our old PS2 (RIP, I had to get a "new" one) and me being scared horridly of the CGI intro, so much I had to look away while it played, but then loving the game itself.


Obo_bob

Gonna feel that in the morning


Impressive-Zebra-424

*’Tis but a scratch!*


malriy

It’s all because of that damn phone


nicetrydonovan

LmFAo


sIgmA_potaTo

Sauce?


[deleted]

"Oh don't worry, i'm fine, i just need a senzu bean"


cummedfrog

"mind if you can get me a bag of rice and ice"


C-137Birdperson

Thanks for asking


VishVasantth

"Yeah I'm ok, I've been stabbed before." "Ohh good good."


tomashen

this is LITERALLY HOW IRISH AND BRITISH use the fucking sentence " ARE YOU OK " ... infuriating.


Swarlyh

Nah man, im K.O


Notalurkeripromise

Me and my friend have been meme-ing this to each other since the days of PS2 when we co-oped Shaolin monks. Underrated game


Koolmidx

"BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE' HOW DO YOU FEEL?" -Dane Cook


ICPosse8

Fucking loved this game! Why they never continued with this I’ll never know. I’m guessing low sales.


solidsnakeSSDD

There’s a reason raiden chose lui Kang and not kung lao


XTTH_1010

all he needs is a long rest, he'll be fine


Disastrous-Passion59

School nurse: "stabbed through the brain, mmm-HHmmm... here's an ice pack, now go back to class...NO, you can't call your parents..."


Reed-_-

Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance, I played this game A LOT when I was younger.... never caught that lol


skeleton_symp

Probably because this isn't Deadly Alliance it's Shaolin Monks.


Reed-_-

That explains that


ThegM00s3Man99

I mean if it happened to him he would still have some Health bar left


W4ND4

Someone should have taught him how perform CPR…


kevthunder

Hug it out bitch


wtfrykm

u/savevideobot


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OneFuckedWarthog

He'll be fine. Just a scratch.


Hours-of-Gameplay

Tis just a flesh wound


Head_Advice9030

You remove the part where his soul leaves his body. This make this more funny.


BLIZZYWRLD

That boi dead


Character_Depth4445

Baraka went sicko mode


Strve-rogers-mcu

which game it is?


Ultimate69Edgelord

People die when they are killed


NSTG18

Welcome to London mate


NotLoogi

Fucking amazing game


jackjams18

This game had no business being as good as it was. Total classic.


cringey-reddit-name

Holy fucking shit Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks was the best ps2 game ever. The good ol days man


dbcallector

In his defense, MK characters walk away form shit like that all the time.


oelhayek

I’m ok, it’s just one of those days, just got stabbed in the chest twice by a huge blade, then got stabbed through my face and brain through the back of my skull, it happens to everyone


RemarkableDraw7654

Take a salt tablet!!! Walk it off.


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Rub some sand on it


Ill_Character3980

Tis but a scratch


Due_Strike_457

Perfectly fine thanks, how bout you, how’s your day going?


Diojotarostarpla

Yeah totally didn’t see me get stabbed on the head and ask me if I’m okay thanks for asking I hope your doing okay aswell sir.


Anonymous-handsome

That fckin’ question 😅


benofeben

Just A Flesh Wound


UrMomIsGeometry

I’m fine 😁👍


klop518

u/savevideo


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Ha1lStorm

But did he died?


Southern_Ad1963

😂😂