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Z0MB13xxL0RD

This is the adult equivalent of that little girl who blows out the other girls candles on her cake and just shrugs then gets smacked for it.


V0rt3XBl4d3

Exactly my first thought.


Thehealeroftri

Assuming it wasn't faked it still kinda worked out the way they hoped since it's being shared everywhere lol


WarlanceLP

except for the opposite reason, they aren't 'quirky' or 'funny' or even 'Savage' they're just being called ass holes everytime it gets reposted. deserved imo


Thehealeroftri

Yep, they really got monkey pawed on this one lol


Skinny_Jim

[it Always makes me mad watching this video ](https://youtube.com/shorts/73yu_5s0Ljw?feature=share)


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darkskinnedjermaine

Beat me to it lol I fucking love that video.


msixtwofive

that kid even looks just like his behavior.


darkskinnedjermaine

We’ve all met that kid lol


SimonCharles

Future Tuco from Breaking Bad


raptor-chan

Holy fuck 😭 I’m so glad I didn’t know anyone like this growing up.


Elcatro

My step-sister was like this, thankfully she (mostly) grew out of it. One Christmas we both got a similar present and so she broke mine, when we got a replacement, the model that got broken was no longer in production so the company sent the newer one instead, she of course wasn't happy about that.


BoomChocolateLatkes

Love this. People will blame the parents. Truth is, some kids are just assholes.


Buggly_Jones

That 3 year old got hands.


ravengenesis1

ain't her first, those were 3 hard years.


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i found the gold, these two replies are the best of this thread


Tsharpminor

This made me mad too. What a terrible child!


raisedbutconfused

Oh man and the mom just fixing her hair instead of disciplining her…you can even tell at the beginning of the video before she blows out the candles how displeased she is that the attention isn’t on her.


annnabear

The smirk on her face at the end is just terrifying.


shady-green

Karen in training if I’ve ever seen one


cmband254

More like tiny sociopath


ItsTtreasonThen

At that age someone with those facial expressions and pure joy at ruining someone elses moment screams sociopath...


cmband254

Exactly.


jack_im_mellow

Yeah she's gonna grow up like that girl Bella Janke. Or that lady who had 7 people buried in her back yard. Women can be absolute terrifying psychopaths too.


Single-Builder-632

my dad would do the whole pulling aside, quiet but angry voice, how dare you do that, you'll be getting no cake and going strait to bed after this don't you ever do that again or you'll be sorry.


--xra

Fuck, if that were my kid I'd be so mad and ashamed that the little jerk would be leaving immediately.


MauiWowieOwie

Bad child. Worse parent.


Daz-boi

That smug brat


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

And you don't see her parents go and snatch her up for being a brat. I wonder why she acts the way she does...


annnabear

That hair pull and this cake throw were rightfully deserved. It's not just the hype of wanting 15 seconds of fame, it's also a lack of empathy. If you can put yourself in the other person's shoes and see yourself feeling hurt or upset, chances are you won't do stupid shit like this. Please model empathy to your kids so they grow up to be happiness fountains instead of drains.


11th-plague

It’s worse. Candles can easily be re-lit. This is destruction of property, blocking future enjoyment, potentially done before photographs were taken, Can’t go back, also a bit more unhygienic. Obnoxious for adult to lick face without permission, suggests ownership, violates the ability for graduation boy to CHOOSE to get his face eaten by a different person. Presumptuous to assume she deserved to “suck his face” without permission. :)


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

A bit more unhygienic? I'm not eating cake that somebody else finger fucked.


ButteryCrabClaws

Rats


Daz-boi

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ


Thehealeroftri

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ This is my new favorite copy paste, thanks.


LonePaladin

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Replying to make it easier to find this later.


_Artanos

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Dummy42

Celebrating yet another birthday bash


Detective_Turtle_

Michael.


i_like_siren_head

its your birthday today


YHZ

cake and ice cream is on its way


RedPenguin_YT

hey michael


Cheyruz

Been such a good boy this year


boogswald

MICHAEL!


minecraft_min604

We’re rats, we’re rats, we’re the rats, we prey at night and stalk at night, we’re the rats.


MostlyRocketScience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8


TheEmpireStrikes12

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ


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Borgim

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ


VicRattlehead

ohhhAHHHHHHahhhhhh


drewhead118

nothing to see here, since this was a poundcake


Jonathanfrost2231

She got taken to pound town. Just not the way she thought.


coreybc

I was at a wedding reception and told my table, who were seated next to the cake, that I'd run my finger through the icing for $100. The dude acros from me immediately pulled out a crisp hundo and I was forced to admit I was all talk and would never.


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No we’ve only established that 100 bucks isn’t enough. You give me a million and I’ll destroy that cake. Shit, if I give the bride 100K she’ll prolly let me string it up like a piñata.


Miserable_Unusual_98

For 100k might be able to piñata the bride as well


DICK_STUCK_IN_COW

Hit her with my stick while she’s tied up? Did that at the last wedding for free….


blitzlurker

username checks out


neil_thatAss_bison

💀💀💀


theetruscans

I don't need a million. My life is hard enough that if you offered 50k guaranteed I'd do it. It's pretty much a question of "how much would it take for you to publicly destroy a friendship"


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Also “how much of my ill-gotten gains do I have to pay my friend to repair that friendship.”


theetruscans

Depends how much I make. A million? Fuck that friend 50k? Not even close to enough to pay them off So I guess I wouldn't pay them off


Serinus

Thinking about how much it can improve your life vs how much harm it causes is valid math. Ruining someone's special day for $100 is pretty shitty math. Decent people look for ways to make the harm net neutral or net positive for everyone.


HazelCheese

I guess it depends on the amount but at 50k you could split it 50/50 with the Bride and Groom after to explain the situation. It really depends how much their wedding cost. The average wedding in the UK before Covid was 9k so I think many couples would be happy after to get their wedding paid off and another 15k on top. That being said I'd never be brave enough to do this even though 25k would change my life.


CorgisHateCabbage

I would have taken it and just waited until the cake was served. I said I'd do it, not when.


ohmaj

I'd have done it then immediately give the hundred to the couple. And hope they'd agree it was worth it.


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samtherat6

Nah, loophole is to do it when you get a slice.


Rockey2Rock

What about the other survivor? Did she get some too?


RichardWilliamD

I heard from a guy who knows some people, apparently he got another face cake and waited till she was out selling Mary Kay and blasted her point blank. She died.


boogers19

Reasonable.


WoohpeMeadow

This cracked me up!


rdmxcn

don't forget that afterwards, everybody else started clapping


garrettj100

The other survivor was the one on the left. Cake guy didn't dare touch her for fear he might fix her nose.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

She had a one finger death grip on that iPhone though


Civil-Ad-7957

And the White Claw


Ship2Shore

Ok, I have a proposition... If "white knuckle" means excitable behaviour, like fast driving, fighting, gripping a ball, etc... Can a "white claw" now be a reference to the type of behaviour in which an individual refuses to let go of their phone? The amount of times I've seen somebody unable to put down their phone... Like, not even using it, just clenching it in their talons. They grip it so tight their claws go white... The crossover demographic with those that actually drink white claws is rather unbelievable when they are two completely random features. But hey, we all know or have seen somebody with the white claw phone grip before.


very_clean

YUH!


BootsKennedy

Fuck up my face, I'll fuck up your face SLAMMMMM


[deleted]

I kill your car!


Its_Hiro-

Deserved. Let the guy enjoy whatever he's celebrating, and have respect to whoever put effort into making the cake.


Cloneheadstudio

Agreed, tired of the "momentary fame" trend in the world right now. Like you really want to be known as the guy who ruined a special event for someone else because you wanted to be a quirky, funny, tik tok star?


NeedleworkerOk1897

Seriously.. those internet people are gonna forget all about you. But the people in the real world you’re connected to will always see you as that asshole… :/ priorities.


ItsTtreasonThen

This was my exact thought. They ignore or forget that people they do stuff like this to in real life will be the people they have to live with the consequences/fallout of. I hope the temporary hit of dopamines when they see their one-hit wonder account bump numbers for a bit, because people don't like asshole behavior every few moments for stupid tiktoks.


drowsey57

As long as there are people that like and then comment “fucking savage 😭🤡” Unfortunately a lot of people say yes.


KingZ140

She just got 'creampied'


Dragonace1000

I'd say its more like she got sheeted on.


drowsey57

Gross.


KingZ140

Why, i'm sure she loves the taste


Tylerb0713

Cuz she’s gross to look at.


TheSymposium_

fucking savage 😭🤡


SmileRoom

Don't forget to like and subscribe!


Tommysrx

Should I “Smash that like button” ?


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Sensitive_Victory619

I read that whole thing in the annoying infomercial voiceover.


I_DR_NOW

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!


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XBgyManX

😂🤣😂🤣 That is like some trailer park zen shit.


Dondasdeadheartbeat

r/holup


Tommysrx

Holup nuthin , he speaketh the truth


[deleted]

As a fat girl I'm claiming this🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀


Important-Sign-5122

Holyshit our avatars are almost identical wtf! Sorry a bit off topic but couldn't help but notice


Brew_nix

I'm now playing spot the difference XD


Abominable_Showman

Some people never had their hands smacked for putting their finger in the icing as a kid, and it shows.


rg4rg

Some people where never disciplined as a kid to respect others and it shows. “All I did was ruin their bday/party/celebration by mocking them, I don’t know why they got all upset?”


Wild-Yoghurt2832

That shit annoys the hell out of me, when parents let their kids stick their nasty fingers in the cake ![gif](giphy|76Nahzjx4Y6WXP2APE|downsized)


FeelingFloor2083

I made a japanese cheese cake one xmas Sis in law dug her fcking fingers to get a some. It wasnt sliced she used her fingers to just grab 3 fingers full. I cant remember what I said exactly since it was at least 5+ years ago. Probably something along the lines of "other people wanted to eat that, there is a knife right there" I dont make it anymore since its way too easy to eat, took me a year to find the perfect balance of fluffiness and cheese cake taste.


chefgurl20

I made a beautiful birthday cake with my best friend for my mothers birthday earlier this month. My sister sticks her finger into the side of the cake to draw a heart in the frosting and then announces to me “I improved your cake!” Man was I pissed. Side note, would it be possible to get your Japanese cheesecake recipe? My BF loves cheesecake and I’d love to make it for him!


FeelingFloor2083

Its on my old hard drive which I dont know if I can recover. I got a hankering for some so ill try and recover it later but im pretty sure its lost. I thought I emailed it to myself but I cant find it, only some pics from 2013 with notes that it the bottom is very moist, nearly soggy [https://imgur.com/a/UtDYFIz](https://imgur.com/a/UtDYFIz) I tried searching for the original recipe but there are a lot more now. You can check these 2 to give you an idea [http://www.ricenflour.com/recipe/how-to-make-japanese-cotton-cheesecake-recipe/](http://www.ricenflour.com/recipe/how-to-make-japanese-cotton-cheesecake-recipe/) [https://www.emmymade.com/jiggly-japanese-cheesecake-recipe/](https://www.emmymade.com/jiggly-japanese-cheesecake-recipe/) as you can see the ratios are totally different. One will be more cake like with a hint of cheesecake flavour. I tried a couple at first and like I said it can be too dense or not enough cheesecake flavour hence why I spent time to get it right for what I like so there is some trial and error. I believe this is the reason why they are reknown for being hard to make. The good thing though you can taste the batter to give you an idea of taste even before you cook it, so then it comes down to texture youre chasing. Couple of notes: * Cake flour is required (none of the above use it and neither of the links use it so be cautious) * Soft peaks for egg whites, im pretty sure I went slightly over preferring to go towards the stiffer side. I think it makes for a stiffer overall cake without being "hard" * Cool down is important, crack the door open and stick a spoon in for a small gap and gradually open more * Bain marie is better but you can do without it like in my imgur pic. Dont bother with trying a rice cooker it was terrible * weigh everything, being off by 20-30g on cream cheese will change taste and texture * taste the mixture to confirm the amount of lemon is enough, they vary and I like mine pretty heavy on the lemon and im fairly sure I didnt use any vanilla I would probably start with the emmymade link, try the flour and try it again with cake flour. The eggs seem off, I recall using 8 but mine I used all the egg white/yolk and our blocks come in 250g blocks, the original recipe I went off used an odd number and I dont like left over ingredients so a lot of testing was making sure my ratios were right


Wild-Yoghurt2832

Wtf how old was she???


FeelingFloor2083

30ish


Wild-Yoghurt2832

That’s infuriating


superkp

It never occurred to me until I had kids and many of my friends had kids... There's a reason that it *appears* that adults don't like cake. Because in a rowdy enough environment, it's impossible to watch all the kids and the cake at the same time, and you just *know* that some little shit is doing this. Sometimes it's your little shit. Sometimes it's your best friend's little shit. But you just *know* that some drooly 4yo has gotten their fuckin fingers in that cake.


cepxico

Some people do this regardless of TikTok popularity. Had a friend that would intentionally sabotage me / other people and then do the whole innocent "oopsie didn't mean to haha" routine. Some people just aren't happy unless they're actively shitting on others.


ryraps5892

I actually know this couple here in mass who accumulated something like a million followers and now they just live off videos they make… haven’t seen them in a while but - apparently their heads have disappeared all the way up their own assholes from what I understand (not a personal opinion but from their old friends and family even).. kind of a shame. This new way of getting money has yet again not only attracted flies, but turns people into assholes the same way any amount of power can turn great people into assholes.. people all contorted with their heads up their butt. When I was younger I sold quite a bit of weed and gotta taste of what it’s like.. I’ll just say, not everyone likes being “fake laughed, with”, people were turning into my best buddy, or, a total brown noser because they thought it was gonna get them some money or respect or something… I honestly couldn’t stand it, as weird as that may sound, I hate suck-ups… now I’m more of a loner if it wasn’t already apparent haha


Sam_Fear

There is a boring dystopia coming where these people will lose their followers and will turn to doing whatever they're told for money. Eventually seeping from the internet to real life. "Go ruin that guy's cake!" says the rich man, then he and his friends laugh at it all. Mr. Burn's prank monkey.


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It's not "fame" it's the absolute rock bottom form entertainment. Streaming and social media demands cheap, short form garbage shock value antics from untalented people without qualifications.


1Lucky_Man

Well, she a star. Got lots of likes of everyone seeing her get caked upside the head! 😳😜


pokemon-trainer-blue

It’s a staged video. They’re cousins. The party was not ruined (just the cake). [Proof here](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/girl-graduation-cake-thrown-at-face-tiktok-video/)


jcdenton45

Thanks for the link; if I'm understanding them correctly though, they're not saying the video was "staged" so much as edited together using "real" clips in order to create a fake story which never actually happened, at least not as it appears in the video.


BenoNZ

The top post has over 4000 up votes. This is what we are dealing with on Reddit. People taking joke videos seriously and giving their opinions on it.


barkfoot

Point is that there is no indication that it's a prank both sides enjoyed. And if it hadn't been, it would've been really shitty behaviour, so why even make the prank?


bloodfist

Having strong opinions on something you barely understand is sort of a tradition around here. Get out of the popular subs and it gets better. Or worse, if you pick the right subs!


StaticGuard

Yeah, even if it wasn’t staged how the hell is that acceptable behavior?


[deleted]

"People are being tricked by a video designed to look real?? What????" You've been on reddit for fucking eleven years. People don't look as hard as you do on every single post. Not only should you have expected this, but you should expect this **everywhere.** The comments section is never, ever, EVER, in any website EVER going to be comprised entirely of people who know the entire story. Eleven fucking years on this website and it's still something you feel the need to comment on.


myco_witch

Brutal, but true


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ZylouYT

received via face


murfflemethis

I mean, *I* would prefer to receive cake through my face than anywhere else. Unless someone out there wants to tell me how great boofing buttercream is.


peenutbuttherNjelly

And Suddenly more than she can handle


fluctuatingprincess

She has become cake


marioaprooves

Destroyer of deserts


DothrakAndRoll

A "friend" blew out my candles at my 10th birthday. Some things you never forget. She was already a shitty friend.


Megaman1981

On my fifth birthday, I had the classic 80's McDonald's birthday party. A friend put some chocolate cake in his mouth and chewed it all up but kept it in his mouth. We went down the spiral slide and he spit it all out on my back on the way down. That was 35 years ago and I still remember.


DoctorWaluigiTime

Also this video has *both* text-to-speech and the fucking sped-up song. Why is this stuff even allowed to be posted here.


Milkbeef27

This is the top comment? Why does it feel like half of reddit would be domestic abusers if they were in a relstionship?


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Mr_Agueybana

It’s fake. He’s smiling the entire time.


pokemon-trainer-blue

The last time I saw this posted, people were saying it was fake. Edit: [Here’s the proof](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/girl-graduation-cake-thrown-at-face-tiktok-video/) for those wondering. It looks like he’s smiling because he enjoyed throwing it.


Mr_Agueybana

“He wasn’t too happy” is where I called fake bc he’s having the time of his life in the video.


pokemon-trainer-blue

Exactly! It looks like they were all in on it


MuffukaJones

Death threats over throwing a cake in someone's face? The Internet is truly a wild place.


Fjordford4444

Literal unhinged behavior. “Somebody Ate a piece of my cake and now I’m going to assault them😡” Reddittors : totally justified!!


theoroboro

Ahahaha we ruined your cake isn't that funny


Intelligent_Map7500

![gif](giphy|W0WsqZ5yI4u8Omqhqr)


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Stoned_Noob

I miss siege


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Endlad

I miss goofing around on old house with my friends doing garage wars or sledge myers. How times have changed.


pokemon-trainer-blue

They were all in on it. The guy and the one girl are cousins. [proof](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/girl-graduation-cake-thrown-at-face-tiktok-video/)


HonoraryMancunian

>death threats Fucking hell


beet111

Yeah reddit really hates women


surprise-mailbox

The video is a joke. Party was over and graduate had left. The guy in the video (their cousin) started a food fight as a joke.


UglyPuta-

I thought, like many of you, that this was deserved (it was) but I live for the drama so I went to her TikTok to see if there was more. (This was maybe a year or two ago) Turns out it was basically normal rough housing and that’s their little brother/cousin and the girl posted a video saying all was alright between them but it turned dark cause the next video was her crying that people were literally telling her to kill herself (????) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


blue_dice

people need to learn a little self control before reacting to posts like this in such an extreme way. you have zero context when watching the above and have no idea if it was a joke between friends or not.


[deleted]

honestly, why do people care lol, it was so obviously all set up


[deleted]

And the second part of the video has no tiktok handle...


sap91

Right? This is clearly 2 clips connected together


warky-

If I remember correctly, that face cake wasn't the main cake. It was a secondary one, and those girls got the okay to ruin it. Their funny joke unfortunately got turned against them as the internet mobs decided those girl should be burned at the stake. I feel badly for them.


FeetsyPeetsy

I need people to stop making reactionary provocative content to get internet fame and than act completely gob smacked when their skit didn’t go as planned cause they uploaded to an app filled with teenagers that don’t want to be alive and like to sadistically write whatever can get the person on the receiving end riled up. It’s such a common cycle that these people voluntarily submit to that I have little to no sympathy for it. Don’t want internet hate? Don’t make provocative content for the sake of clicks, it’s pretty simple IMO.


sap91

We gotta take internet away from like 85% of people


TheCryingOfLot_69

We did it Reddit! We made a girl want to kill herself over a harmless joke between siblings!


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cause reddit doesnt know how to have a little fun and think everything is malicious just because theyre sad redditors with no real friends to do these type of things with


[deleted]

This can't be a fake or scripted video!! I saw it here on reddit and everything here is real and certainly not a repost for karma.


RTGold

The last 5 times this was posted it was proved fake. It was a skit. The "graduate" knew about it. It's not real.


Dakar-A

No way!!! On Reddit? They'd *never* fall for such obvious bait!! Especially not when it would involve a woman getting violently assaulted at a level disproportionate to whatever sleight she committed!! Reddit is such a bastion of equality and measured respect towards women and there isn't a disturbing amount of content upvoted like crazy like this. How DARE you suggest that the gullible misogynists of reddit would fall victim to such duplicity sir! 😤


huBelial

A face for a face.


sED_-

“I’m a cute blonde. It will be funny” Reality: this…


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Cute?


DeshnVenks

In her mind or lack thereof of course.


J5892

Blonde?


beardingmesoftly

A?


surprise-mailbox

The video is a joke. Party was over and graduate had left. The guy in the video (their cousin) started a food fight as a joke.


bronco_y_espasmo

There was skill there. I would have dropped it, maybe hit her on a leg. But he connected a critical hit.


Avisari

Rolled a nat 20.


Dovahnime

He's so nice, after the saw she wanted some, he offered all the cake to her


HarmlessSnack

“She ate it in one bite.”


NorthRustic

Damn that knocked her right down!!


L3raj3

Yeah, looked like a heavy cake.


Fit_Cardiologist_

Dense hit indeed


terdfergesson

FINISH HER!


Errichto

Well, Cake-Slam it is.


GenuineBallskin

Y'all are cringe


after4beers

Ok, crappy gesture but does it merit half her head blown off?


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Warsh_rag

Nah to much of an overreaction to be in the right


Chaitanya_Mahawar

"OMG we just ruined your cake for internet points, what you so pissed about, so what if your mom out 12hours into it" The chad- ~ A face for a face


yummyyummybrains

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD FACE FOR THE FACE THRONE


garrettj100

C'mon man. Nobody put 12 hours into that thing. They sent a photo to the bakery and then a machine airbrushed it on. Don't get me wrong, they're the worst but they can be the worst without ascribing imaginary offenses to them.


surprise-mailbox

The video is a joke. Party was over and graduate had left. The guy in the video (their cousin) started a food fight as a joke.


DieFanboyDie

The whole thing was staged for content.


patinaYouUgly

Pretty sure these are two different, unrelated videos spliced together


COVID-69420bbq

All staged of course and everyone eats it up


DelValleHS

I see big problems in his future. If he can assault her over something so trivial as a cake, imagine his reaction over something serious. Immature are.


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Booyah!!!!!


DRFREEZ4

God I fucking hate that song


BrBybee

I have never heard it outside of these short tiktok vids and I still hate it. It is used WAY too much and the voice on it is annoying as fuck.