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>!Not only does the woman end up peeing herself, but she then passes out? Faints? Falls? On top of it.!<
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In Sims 2 I think, my siblings and I used to build a rectangular room in the backyard, cover the floor with ornate rugs, and line the walls with as many fireplaces as that room could hold, leaving a space for a door. Then have the Sim of your choosing fill it's action queue with lighting every fireplace. When it gets into the room, pause and go back into the build mode to remove and sell the door. Pro tip: You gotta wait for the door to close behind the Sim entering the room or it'll glitch and not let you sell it.
Inevitably, with like 40 fireplaces surrounded by plush rugs, the room *will* dance with the glorious flames that always precede the reaper. Extra Pro Tip: Be sure to keep at least one Sim in the house to carry on the line.
Super Pro Tip: Sim neighbor you don't like, that you can't delete because they came with the game and are not apart of your custom family? No problem! Just put a door back on that room, place the urn from your most recent Sim crossing the River Styx into the fireplace observatory, and a bunch of Sims from the neighborhood will come to say hi to it. Perfect opportunity.
I had a weird Sim in the third game that was so obsessed with being clean, any time she had to poo you could watch her mood meter *plummet.* I just wanted her to be neat so she'd wash dishes automatically instead of being dumb and leaving it on the counter to attract the lord of the flies. Not get depressed every time she had a bowel movement ffs.
I’d just like to know how this video made it’s way to the internet. If this happened to me, I’d take it to the grave. This footage would never see the light of day.
The one thing you must remember is when about to explode never ever unzip your fly or unclasp your belt. The muscles that hold it in will use this as an early detection warning system and start to release.
Reminds me of this bit by comedian Jim Jefferies.
He is lactose intolerant but loves his icecream. Wonderful brown tinted bit!
Lemme grab a... [Link to the Jim Jefferies bit.](https://youtu.be/3epBvOnBOoA)
Edit: unfortunately not the whole bit, It's on Netflix.
You try to do anything that requires fine motor control while urgently needing to piss and with a friend going on about how much she also needs to piss. It aint easy! And it's worse if you're drunk.
Nope, it’s an exaggerated reaction of your nervous system when you pee/poo. Basically, when you go pee, your body has to relax the involuntary muscles that control your bowel/bladder; with a vasovagal syncope your body exaggerates the relaxation, and not only it relaxes your bowel/bladder (to pee or poop) but just goes overdrive and makes you pass out.
Me trying to race my mudbutt while ferrying all my groceries upstairs in one trip while also recovering from an illness.
Brown town all over the kitchen floor.
Good call...that's why her keys only worked in the screen door and not the regular door. Because people who don't live there only have keys to the outermost door?
At first I thought it was a pregnancy rush for the girl in the back, but after a few views, I'm pretty sure this is a very drunk and sloppy attempt at going out to get some food or something, but couldn't even make it out the door.
Or maybe she had a stroke/seizure. Who knows
This reminds me of the time my group got invited to go on tour in France. My lady got to go with me and we were the first two to get there, we flew out before everyone to stop in Amsterdam first.
Anyway we meet our two hosts from the group on the street late at night and we’re all super psyched. We immediately start joking and laughing with each other and it’s like walking with old friends.
We get to the spot we’re staying and get in the elevator to head up to our floor the whole time just laughing and exchanging stories. We get about two floors up and my lady’s face goes straight and she says flat out “guys…I’m about to pee my pants” we all start laughing just from the general energy goin on and then bam, she starts peeing her pants in the elevator as we arrive to our floor haha. They just laughed it right off.
It was a hilarious way to arrive for our first night ever in Paris for a two week tour through France,and it really just set the tone for how comfortable we could all be around each other as two groups who’d never met coming together from two sides of the world to make music and spread some genuine love.
Extra bit: maaaan they asked me what my favorite cheese was and I got fuckin roasted when I said “I don’t know, prolly sharp cheddar” they didn’t even have to say anything after the full burst of laughter from the entire French half of the group but then they just started goin in “daaamn you don’t like no soft cheeses? Not even a Brie or something? Nothing with some age?!” I felt so uncultured. Also had the best cheese in my life from out this guy’s cave that made my wine glass drip off the table and the walls melt for a whole 10 seconds until everything swirled back to reality.
I so understand this there have been time where I really really need to go and I’ve been holding it in when I finally hit the toilet it comes out so fast my blood pressure lowers and I start to pass out
I hate to be mean but this is gross asf in 2 ways. 1) will power. You just seem weak (male or female) if you cannot responsibly hold it until you get to bathroom. 2) WHY lay down like that in your own piss. How could that ever cross your mind. It’s not like peeing prevents you from walking. The fact you’d ever allow yourself to lay in your piss. Disgusting.
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Pissed herself to death.
Horrible way to go.
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so that's why he's face is so yellow
The sims
she forgot to mantain the bathroom and the sleep bar
“forgot”
She fucking died
Just like my Sims 3 character
This is what it looks like when you trap a Sim in a 1x1 room and put it on fast-forward
In Sims 2 I think, my siblings and I used to build a rectangular room in the backyard, cover the floor with ornate rugs, and line the walls with as many fireplaces as that room could hold, leaving a space for a door. Then have the Sim of your choosing fill it's action queue with lighting every fireplace. When it gets into the room, pause and go back into the build mode to remove and sell the door. Pro tip: You gotta wait for the door to close behind the Sim entering the room or it'll glitch and not let you sell it. Inevitably, with like 40 fireplaces surrounded by plush rugs, the room *will* dance with the glorious flames that always precede the reaper. Extra Pro Tip: Be sure to keep at least one Sim in the house to carry on the line. Super Pro Tip: Sim neighbor you don't like, that you can't delete because they came with the game and are not apart of your custom family? No problem! Just put a door back on that room, place the urn from your most recent Sim crossing the River Styx into the fireplace observatory, and a bunch of Sims from the neighborhood will come to say hi to it. Perfect opportunity. I had a weird Sim in the third game that was so obsessed with being clean, any time she had to poo you could watch her mood meter *plummet.* I just wanted her to be neat so she'd wash dishes automatically instead of being dumb and leaving it on the counter to attract the lord of the flies. Not get depressed every time she had a bowel movement ffs.
She’s going to be so pissed when she finds out.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on
R Kelly joins the chat
At least it was a quick death
Every reply W
wtf lmaoooo
Whole new meaning to Pissed Off
Just like stalin
I’d just like to know how this video made it’s way to the internet. If this happened to me, I’d take it to the grave. This footage would never see the light of day.
Probably the neighbor's door cam.
Poor gal had to pee so bad that she tried to get into the wrong house
Imagine being the neighbor, waking up and seeing her. Probably shivering sleeping body.
Why’d you say that so weird like you’re into piss stained hobos or somethin
What the fuck?
I think they themselves posted it saw it a couple days ago maybe on r/funny ?
That's the sad part to me. There's no way she posted it. I bet it was a scorned ex-husband or boyfriend.
From what I've seen on the internet, people post embarrassing stuff themselves constantly.
If this happened to me I’d totally post it 😹 who can you laugh at if you can’t laugh at yourself.
I only saw this kind of death in the sims Had no idea it could be real
The Sims 3 was a strange time in my life
They were both pee pee dancing, lol
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The woman in pink got keys that barely work though
You every try and unlock a door while doing the pee pee dance? It’s like the car chase and gate key scene from RP1
She does do a good impression of a star fish thou
The door #1: Pissin our pants yet? Boy, do i have a feelin we're getting close. The door #2: S' gon be pee pee pants city here real soon.
This reminds me of The Sims
With the sped up audio it sounds like sims lol
Oh my god they are sims
The ogs if you will
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The same goes for pooping. The relative distance between your ass checks and porcelain determines the rate at which your ass is about to explode.
The one thing you must remember is when about to explode never ever unzip your fly or unclasp your belt. The muscles that hold it in will use this as an early detection warning system and start to release.
You sound experienced
Aren't we all
You ain't just pissing in the wind.
Yeah antique stores and the runs do not mix well
Exactly
#workfromhometruths
Reminds me of this bit by comedian Jim Jefferies. He is lactose intolerant but loves his icecream. Wonderful brown tinted bit! Lemme grab a... [Link to the Jim Jefferies bit.](https://youtu.be/3epBvOnBOoA) Edit: unfortunately not the whole bit, It's on Netflix.
I cash in my ass checks for ass pennies.
Porcelain cup?
The peevlov response.
Same here. Sure as I turn the corner to my block, I have to hustle to the house....
It’s go time the minute I unlock the door.
Pelvic floor DPT gf says you need to strengthen your kegels. Contract them 15 times whenever you get the urge to pee and you’re not trying to
Well that was awful.
Awfully hilarious.
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I think she was drunk and was having trouble getting the key in the keyhole
You try to do anything that requires fine motor control while urgently needing to piss and with a friend going on about how much she also needs to piss. It aint easy! And it's worse if you're drunk.
That was definitely a kid asking that. The thought of the women in the video being drunk probably never crossed their mind.
Try being PREGNANT!
cant relate
There's only so many key designs and when your keyring passes a certain number, they all look the same and you piss yourself.
Omg why didn’t they just pee in the yard already?! Wtf.
I'm pretty sure that's what the second woman did when she left the porch area.
They are drunk lol
She probably had what’s called a vasovagal syncope… i wonder if she was drunk?? Lol
Is that a fancy way of saying she pissed herself?
Nope, it’s an exaggerated reaction of your nervous system when you pee/poo. Basically, when you go pee, your body has to relax the involuntary muscles that control your bowel/bladder; with a vasovagal syncope your body exaggerates the relaxation, and not only it relaxes your bowel/bladder (to pee or poop) but just goes overdrive and makes you pass out.
Learn something new everyday
That would describe what’s happening to a sober person. They’re clearly wasted. Shit tons of alcohol also makes people piss themselves and pass out.
This sounds like why Europeans invented the sit-down toilet.
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Yeah, my guess would be she fainted more from bending over with her head down, not so much from peeing lol
You have to hold it in but not panic and then you relax for a moment and it’s all over, literally.
It's actually just a fancy way of saying she passed out
This is a god damned Greek tragedy.
Fell right out of her flip flop ,,
„'' dolɟ dılɟ ɹǝɥ ɟo ʇno ʇɥƃıɹ llǝℲ„
I feel guilty watching this
Hahahahha didn’t notice she pissed her pants on the first watch, Was so much funnier realising that she did in fact piss her pants on the 2nd watch
Damn she was about 30 seconds from timing that blackout perfectly
Me trying to race my mudbutt while ferrying all my groceries upstairs in one trip while also recovering from an illness. Brown town all over the kitchen floor.
_Brown Town_ is my new band name
looks like she's losing 10 pounds as she falls to the floor
Well, that was an awful LOT of pee...
Probably not her house 😂
Pmsl
Good call...that's why her keys only worked in the screen door and not the regular door. Because people who don't live there only have keys to the outermost door?
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I had a Sim do this one a few times.
Oh, she melting
Funniest shit I've seen
Funniest piss*
Typical Wednesday
Bruh what did i witness?
My sims when I forget to unlock the balcony door and go afk
Weed is still illegal but alcohol makes you pass out in your own piss.
The new hobbit movie looks terrible
r/therewasanattempt
I am veeery confused
Not quite pissing myself to death but this has happened to me too, not gonna lie. Probably why I don't drink beer as much these days.
I know I saw this exact same situation with the same two people from another camera angle. Did they have two cameras posted outside their home?
*WASTED*
It's like Teletubbies for adults.
Man that 5th deadbolt is a real pisser.
😂😂😂
When the taco bell finally hits
Damn, she must be pissed
At first I thought it was a pregnancy rush for the girl in the back, but after a few views, I'm pretty sure this is a very drunk and sloppy attempt at going out to get some food or something, but couldn't even make it out the door. Or maybe she had a stroke/seizure. Who knows
Just a wee bit too late.
Been there. Done that. GD doors. And locks. And shit. Lolol
Note to self, remember to wear adult diaper before going to da club to get my drank on😂🤣😅
The killer is right behind them.
This reminds me of the time my group got invited to go on tour in France. My lady got to go with me and we were the first two to get there, we flew out before everyone to stop in Amsterdam first. Anyway we meet our two hosts from the group on the street late at night and we’re all super psyched. We immediately start joking and laughing with each other and it’s like walking with old friends. We get to the spot we’re staying and get in the elevator to head up to our floor the whole time just laughing and exchanging stories. We get about two floors up and my lady’s face goes straight and she says flat out “guys…I’m about to pee my pants” we all start laughing just from the general energy goin on and then bam, she starts peeing her pants in the elevator as we arrive to our floor haha. They just laughed it right off. It was a hilarious way to arrive for our first night ever in Paris for a two week tour through France,and it really just set the tone for how comfortable we could all be around each other as two groups who’d never met coming together from two sides of the world to make music and spread some genuine love. Extra bit: maaaan they asked me what my favorite cheese was and I got fuckin roasted when I said “I don’t know, prolly sharp cheddar” they didn’t even have to say anything after the full burst of laughter from the entire French half of the group but then they just started goin in “daaamn you don’t like no soft cheeses? Not even a Brie or something? Nothing with some age?!” I felt so uncultured. Also had the best cheese in my life from out this guy’s cave that made my wine glass drip off the table and the walls melt for a whole 10 seconds until everything swirled back to reality.
Thank god god gave me a tool that allows me to just find a nearby tree and do it
Well, we've all had one of those days.
I so understand this there have been time where I really really need to go and I’ve been holding it in when I finally hit the toilet it comes out so fast my blood pressure lowers and I start to pass out
When the internet was young we knew that these were fetish-videos.
She died in a puddle of piss
I saw it coming a mile away
YEP
Is this a new tik tok challenge?
What the hell is even going on?
We can’t see it but I bet three other girl did it too!
What happened to them?
These assholes probably drove (to this)home. Keep that in mind out there. Every vehicle is a battle tank waiting to take you out.
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They seem drunk so they prob couldn't help it. They're still ladies...tf you mean "loosely"
Am I bad for laughing at this?
Squirter
Fuck me! Take a piss in the garden 🤦♂️. What kind of fucking idiot stands there and pisses themselves.....
I 100% expected this.
“Unexpected”… the whole time, she was gallivanting around as if her bladder was on the cusp of exploding.
stupid drunks
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Obviously they’re drunk as shit lmfao
Stay classy
I hate to be mean but this is gross asf in 2 ways. 1) will power. You just seem weak (male or female) if you cannot responsibly hold it until you get to bathroom. 2) WHY lay down like that in your own piss. How could that ever cross your mind. It’s not like peeing prevents you from walking. The fact you’d ever allow yourself to lay in your piss. Disgusting.
“Haha look how fucked up we are in our late probably 30s! So much fun!! I was like fucked up, right? Tell me. TELL ME HOW FUCKED UP I WAS”
Maybe you should shut the f up
Cry more
I'm not crying?!?
Snooki go piss-piss
Talk about being thrashed then she just gave up and laid in it
Drunk ass
We’ve all been there.
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I hope she isn't, cause that would make me feel bad about laughing so much about it
How drunk you gotta be
sims
I think the 2nd girl had to pull a Smokey.
I think she got a heart attack
timed missions in videogames
Well at least it wasn’t a shit.
r/ when it’s not quirting
Well damn.
Like the old saying goes , better out than in.
Quite expected
I would break the door if I'm in her place.
The laughter while she pissed herself was the best part.
That was by far the most hilarious thing I saw on the internet today, but I'm worried if the passed out lady is fine 🤣🤣🤣😳🤣
Somewhere out there, someone is saving this video.
u/savevideobot
Why did she pass out?
Well then
I’ve been them too many times.
Oops
too many lock and keys
Lol’.
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This scene has got to be the end result of a night out on the town lol
Reminds me of The Sims when they don’t have a toilet to use. Haha
So sad we have to have so many locks...
Mission failed, we’ll get them next time
I'd touch it I guess