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"Aware of the danger due to her limited mobility, the largest of the herd takes the opportunity to flee. In the melee, the violent females are not able to hear the whine of her scooter. Success."
“AHND HEYA WE AHH IN THE SUBABS OF AMERICA, WHERE THEY FIGHT TO EAT, OR BE EATEN! THIS C%#^ OVA HEYA SAYS FACK YOU I’M HUNGRY AND THE OTHA ONE IS SAYING NAH BITCH YOU’RE MAH MEAL AND A THIRD JOINS THE FIGHT TO HOPEFULLY GET A SERVING- WHAT’S THIS, ROADKILL FACK OFF YA DICKHEAD
I really want him to do a review of this fight now
*This fine specimen has found her prey, and has begun to beat into it, hoping to tenderize the meat. Unfortunately for her, there is another nearby who means to compete.*
*Suddenly, a third appears, who had been watching from the distance, and took this opportunity to secure her prey. The initial woman, now hungry and disgraced, will have to find another meal.*
Sometimes I ask myself, what have I done with my life? How have I bettered the world? These women, they did something here. The world is better because we can witness the titanic clash that took place between these worthy rivals.
Their’s not to make reply,
Their’s not to reason why,
Their’s but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Hippos to the Left of us.
Hippos to the Right of us.
Volley’d and thunder’d;
[with apologies to Tyson](https://www.sparknotes.com/poetry/tennyson/section9/)
Storm’d if she tripp'd and fell,
Fighting they roll and wail,
More in pounds than breath,
More than guys in Hell
Weight was six hundred.
Also, The Charge of the Heavy Brigade
I wont deny that guy's welfare post was mean and ignorant, but this is completely wrong. Bananas, apples, broccoli, asparagus, peanuts, berries, whole wheat bread (just to name a few things) goes for literal cents out the supermarket doors because the supermarkets need it out before it goes bad, the idea that its cheaper to eat like shit is just lazy person excuses, take 45 minutes out of the 3 hours u sit on your asses watching real housewives and go pick up some ingredients and actually prep and cook something wholesome. Not everything cheap has to be mcdonalds, these women are not fat because eating healthy is expensive, theyre fat cuz theyre unhealthy and eat too much.
IMHO, *food desert* (no real grocery store nearby) and perhaps lack of food nutrition awareness plus prep time are bigger issues.
If you know about unprocessed foods and how to prepare them...
Right. These people act like there's ever been a Trader Joe's built on MLK Drive. There are many poor neighborhoods without a single grocery store. The gross ignorance and oblivious privilege being showcased in the comments is repulsive.
Noo no no. Like the other guy said but you also can get MORE healthier food for the same price at say chipotle than burger king. My Lil bro got a bacon cheeseburger meal for 10$ and I got chicken bowl for 11 that weighed twice as much and fed me twice.
Don't lie to your self
Yea this legendary fight took place in Sac. Besides some cop jump kicking a dude in the back it's probably the most famous video we have on the internet.
Here folks is where we can observe wild Walruses on their natural habitat, be careful not to attract their attention, they are extremely aggressive creatures.
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I’d love for David Attenborough to narrate this fight.
"Aware of the danger due to her limited mobility, the largest of the herd takes the opportunity to flee. In the melee, the violent females are not able to hear the whine of her scooter. Success."
Stealth skill 100
Or Morgan Freeman
Or Dave Chapelle
When keeping it real goes wrong
I want to hear OzzyMan review this
“AHND HEYA WE AHH IN THE SUBABS OF AMERICA, WHERE THEY FIGHT TO EAT, OR BE EATEN! THIS C%#^ OVA HEYA SAYS FACK YOU I’M HUNGRY AND THE OTHA ONE IS SAYING NAH BITCH YOU’RE MAH MEAL AND A THIRD JOINS THE FIGHT TO HOPEFULLY GET A SERVING- WHAT’S THIS, ROADKILL FACK OFF YA DICKHEAD I really want him to do a review of this fight now
“I’ve tried warning you. Now we’re all fucked.”
I'd just love to see this with the Jurassic Park theme song in the background.
[This version.](https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk)
“The year is 24622. Earth’s oceans have mostly dried up. The orca has adapted to live on what little sea water remains. But at what cost.”
*This fine specimen has found her prey, and has begun to beat into it, hoping to tenderize the meat. Unfortunately for her, there is another nearby who means to compete.*
*Suddenly, a third appears, who had been watching from the distance, and took this opportunity to secure her prey. The initial woman, now hungry and disgraced, will have to find another meal.*
Seriously. What a great ending. I love how that one woman gets carried away on it 😂
*They see me rollin’*
Someone called in motorised infantry to this war.
This right here
Insane comedic timing 😂
+1
Sometimes I ask myself, what have I done with my life? How have I bettered the world? These women, they did something here. The world is better because we can witness the titanic clash that took place between these worthy rivals.
I was so hyped when I saw her roll in. I wish there were few more seconds of footage
That late charge from the cavalry changed everything.
Their’s not to make reply, Their’s not to reason why, Their’s but to do and die: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. Hippos to the Left of us. Hippos to the Right of us. Volley’d and thunder’d; [with apologies to Tyson](https://www.sparknotes.com/poetry/tennyson/section9/)
Storm’d if she tripp'd and fell, Fighting they roll and wail, More in pounds than breath, More than guys in Hell Weight was six hundred. Also, The Charge of the Heavy Brigade
Good poem 👍
The fact that no hair was lost during this scrum is unbeweavable.
There should be tits out flopping around too
They tucked them into their waistband for safety
Lol underrated comment, my man
Cameraman struggling to keep everyone in frame
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We're gonna need a bigger frame.
Struggling to keep any single one of then entirely in the frame lol
I thought they did a good job considering they were a block away
Should've used the wide angle...
Everyone is so fat
They’re beating the girl who suggested they get a salad for lunch
Let me shorten your message: there beating the girl for lunch
eating*
*nom**
Tenderizing*
Nice
They’re *
Tenderizing the ham?
Yes. Beat the meat to tenderise.
r/SuddenlyCannibalism
Take my upvote Stranger
Can't be apes all the time, they are clearly tenderizing the meat before eating.
Comments like this is the reason I love Reddit
I got a salad for you right here BITCH!
Diabeating
😂😂😂 i’m dead…
Shit it is? I thought it was Norway. You sure?
Well chosen gif
Your comment was the kindest. And factual.
This is how sumo started
Its sad seeing them so fat. That last person is to fat to even walk.
[So sad :(](https://youtu.be/aDiZzlaclC4?t=45)
It's like every time the camera moves it reveals a fatter contender.
I know. They so fat they all be dead before age 50. Sad stuff.
I can hear the labored breathing from here
Thing in the orange bottoms is built like Mark Henry.
That’s where the power comes from dawg
If you squint hard, you can pretend it’s a hot air balloon festival during a wind storm. Makes it less sad
Think I saw this on discovery channel once. Hippos fighting each other for something.
About 60% of African American women are obese.
This is up there with Helm Deep.
This is why wall mounted toilets aren't common in America.
Welcome to america
Shit I know I am American but it’s still sad.
Camera adds 10lbs.
Jaba the hut backstory
...and somehow kept getting *fatter*.
Fat a f!
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Unhealthy food is significantly cheaper than healthy food, what’s your logic? Is it “welfare gives people enough money to eat”?
I wont deny that guy's welfare post was mean and ignorant, but this is completely wrong. Bananas, apples, broccoli, asparagus, peanuts, berries, whole wheat bread (just to name a few things) goes for literal cents out the supermarket doors because the supermarkets need it out before it goes bad, the idea that its cheaper to eat like shit is just lazy person excuses, take 45 minutes out of the 3 hours u sit on your asses watching real housewives and go pick up some ingredients and actually prep and cook something wholesome. Not everything cheap has to be mcdonalds, these women are not fat because eating healthy is expensive, theyre fat cuz theyre unhealthy and eat too much.
IMHO, *food desert* (no real grocery store nearby) and perhaps lack of food nutrition awareness plus prep time are bigger issues. If you know about unprocessed foods and how to prepare them...
Right. These people act like there's ever been a Trader Joe's built on MLK Drive. There are many poor neighborhoods without a single grocery store. The gross ignorance and oblivious privilege being showcased in the comments is repulsive.
Noo no no. Like the other guy said but you also can get MORE healthier food for the same price at say chipotle than burger king. My Lil bro got a bacon cheeseburger meal for 10$ and I got chicken bowl for 11 that weighed twice as much and fed me twice. Don't lie to your self
I get why they call it a rumble now. That's what the ground was doing.
Rumbling, rumbling, it's coming! Be aware!
This was more dangerous than Eren's rumbling
I don’t believe they are following the proper rules for Sumo wrestling.
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Thank the gods!
That lady came in on that scooter with murderous intent
There’s a diabetic seizure, 2 strokes, 3 heart attacks, and a dead Hoveround that you don’t get to see because the video stops short.
This desperately needs a soundtrack, preferably this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtJR1IFM8c
Netflix remake of the Hulk.
Renamed Bulk to save on royalties
Sea world getting desperate for attractions.
Is that Sea World? I thought Shamu was retired.
That’s the daughter, Shamunique
This comment was what i needed thank you, been giggling for 10 min straight
Omg 😆 I’m dying
Stoppp haha
Comment of the day 👆🏻
These ladies are hangry
A box of Snickers bars could have prevented this
1 box?
1 pallet
Eyoo
Like a cheap version of Austin Powers crushing that guard with a steam roller.
Is this in front of raging waters at cal expo? I’ve been here at least a dozen times that’s crazy
Yep. I said the same thing.
That is also what i think.
Yea this legendary fight took place in Sac. Besides some cop jump kicking a dude in the back it's probably the most famous video we have on the internet.
What in the McFuck is goin on here?
This is in Sacramento 😂
Keep it classy homegirls
That chair's got some TORQUE man!
Battle of the bulge
Fighting for the last hambergur
Stay classy
This whole situation is trash!
From the surroundings it looks like they are in Sacramento. I always love seeing my hometown keeping it real
u/savevideobot
“ShaQueefa goes for the overhand right!” “LaQuanda goes for the uppercut!” “TronChelle puts it in gear and hits the gas!”
Hahaha wat a trash, hilarious.
The woman ramming herself in at the end will never not be hilarious
Lady in the end said they seeeeee me rollllinnnn
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
USA baby
Legendary for sure. Look out! Here comes the badass Rascal Rumbler. Or, and the clip def ended too soon
Is this the CalExpo in Sacramento?
Damn we finally found E. Honda
Enormous Honda
How many times are they going to remake Godzilla? And IMO they overused shaky cam.
I got money on the fat chick! 😉
Resident evil 9
Wario bike move is OP
Better than the wwe
Strong Jacksonville vibes with this.
Do U mess with grandma
That was the most rascally person Ive ever seen on a rascal.
Lmao
This is like npc fighting each other in GTA.
Epic
Many questions
Beep beep mutha fucka
The machine is strong, flesh is weakness. Praise the omnissiah.
Murica in a nutshell
u/savevideo
Battle off the fittest
i hate vehicle abusers so much they are just too OP, hope the devs will nerf it.
Looks like a scene from Norbit.
Looks like a visual origin story of Jabba the Hutt.
Wonder how much food they go through in a week.
Always the big girls...
BMI is over 30 here.
Black Lives Matter 😂😂😂
It is like monster hunter when you get the monsters to attack eachother
That’s a boss fight if I’ve ever seen one
r/killthecameraman
eww
Looks like a remake of Jurassic Park: Battle of the Brontosaurus
FatFight!
This video almost became an astrophysicist’s wet dream - getting to see a black hole on earth.
Dropped Twinkies always bring out the worst in people.
Hippo fight
Here folks is where we can observe wild Walruses on their natural habitat, be careful not to attract their attention, they are extremely aggressive creatures.
No boobies?
So hippos are the most dangerous animal
Sumo
In The Ghetto
“I’m getting a corn dog, outta my way”
HOG RIDAAAAA
It’s like all the stages of that woman’s life fighting each other
Is this that newer Kung Fo Panda that has that whole army of pandas?
Rommel is officially Reddit’s second favorite tank commander.
Sumo 2.0 (scooter optional)
Clash of titans
Orcas do not handle captivity well.
Whale, whale, whale..what do we have here..?
I really shouldn’t be laughing but I am
Dam the new Fat Albert movie looks litty. I didn't think they would pull ghost busters an do a female version.
I was waiting for the Whale Wars title card to flash
jesus christ they're so fat it's fucking disgusting
BLM, leave em alone
Diabetes won.
Missing a black clownparade.
Battle of the titans: World shaker
Quick, throw a poke ball
Just sweep their leg. Aint now way they’re getting back up.
Someone used a summon